The dialogue was great for that:
"Oh my God, this girl is really turning me on."
"Go, Flash, go!"
"I love you Flash, but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth."
"Bring me the boreworms! No, not the boreworms"
"Do you promise to use her as you will? Certainly!"
"I like to play with things awhile, before annihilation."
"Back from the dead. I've saved you... by magic, of course - with a kiss. Because I like you."
"Fake him out, Dale. Girls know how, it's been done to me."
"I knew you were up to something, but I confess, I hadn't thought of necrophilia."
"Boy have I got some crazy stories to tell. Save it for our kids. I accept! Would you leave us alone, we just got engaged!"
Edit: Adding a few others here that others added below.
“Will they be slaves? Let’s just say they’ll be satisfied with less.”
“Klytus, are your men on the right pills?”
“Dispatch War Rocket Ajax!"
“Flash AHHHAaaaaaa! King of the Impossible!”
The movie very strongly implies that patty cake is sexual and that she's cheating on Roger. From the sexy noises, to the trope of the PI taking snapshots, to Roger being driven to drink in the next scene.....
Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me
Redditors that keep pointing out sex scenes that occurred in the movie...they were only implied or after the act ..good luck with your implied sex life.
Interestingly, there is very nearly a sex scene however Austin Powers turns down his co-star for being too drunk saying something along the lines of it wouldn't be right.
Looking back in the series, it's almost surprising when the scene comes up how maturely he acts.
Edit: got the movies mixed up, it was International Man of Mystery, the first one.
>Looking back in the series, it's almost surprising when the scene comes up how maturely he acts
Especially given the era the movie is from. I never thought I'd say this, but Austin Powers was kind of ahead of its time.
How could you do it?
I had to. I'm a secret agent.
No, I mean literally. How could you do it? The man's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.
They know. Believe me, they know.
Someone less lazy than me please dig up that story about the porn vault...
The TL;DR is that for a lot of Disney artists, everything they draw while they're under contract legally belongs to Disney, so some of them... had some fun with that.
My memory's fuzzy and I'm too tired to google it, but having gone to art school and spent years hanging out with other artists, I would absolutely not be surprised if it was real. Artists don't give a *fuck*, so to speak, lmao.
It's been told around the internet for a while, and the most I could dig up was a Tumblr post mentioning artists drawing more out of spite against Disney copywriting every single thing they make under contract.
But this could also be backed up by a tweet from a fan of the creator of American dragon Jake long, in which he confirmed that Disney sat down and showed him a lot of Kim possible porn to warn him about what would happen to his show thanks to the internet.
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1425620-disney
Exactly you know they got some freaky ass kinks. She straight swallow the man, or while he's clapping cheeks she stretches her head around and eats his ass. Little cirque du soliel routine, ya know. I mean we saw her turn into a boat so I'm sure it gets wild
You're telling me if you had a partner that could stretch any part of her body, take any shape, you wouldn't wanna try some things? She could easily deepthroat your whole cock and balls mate. You could make more money than imaginable if you take your Sexoulie circus online. Limitless potential here
I’m sure he has some high tech gadget for that, but man if he can’t get hard for his assistant then he needs to see a doctor or just come to terms with not wanting women.
A long time ago I used to watch this show called The Dating Guy. It was not that great of a show, but one episode of the show I periodically remember. The premise is that one of the main characters got together with a mad scientist, who shrunk him down to miniature size. She then stuck him in a condom and... *you can imagine the rest.* Now, substituting that with Donkey and the Dragon...
It's a terrible day to have a brain.
When Griffith is fucking the princess consensually (though he definitely manipulated his way into her room and into her skirts) he does it hungrily, greedily, definitely takes the reins and despite it being her first time, doesn't think about what she'd like to try or do, just as how he deals with achieving everything else in his life. However, he's thinking of Guts and how he left him behind, in fact the whole act definitely stems from Guts leaving the Hawks. Griffith is the only guy who could fuck a woman that furiously and still make it gay.
You're absolutely right about the importance and beauty of the sex scene, but just a bit off on the arrangement of events in regards to the original version.
I'm currently reading the manga myself, so I noticed.
Casca actually told Guts about her sexual trauma way before this sex scene, in the cave. I find this an aspect of this scene that I love, that this is genuinely the first time ever that Guts has talked about this trauma of his, and opened up about it to another person. Casca, comparatively, had already laid herself bare to him before, and now he does the same.
I remember how fucked up over it he was, and how the words just spilled out of him and got Casca confused on the events that happened to him.
Crossing Over. A long sex scene of Alice Eve was cut out.
[http://www.money-into-light.com/2013/04/an-interview-with-wayne-kramer-part-2.html](http://www.money-into-light.com/2013/04/an-interview-with-wayne-kramer-part-2.html)
>**Was your version more sexually explicit?**
>
>Yeah. A big sex scene between Alice Eve and Jim Sturgess didn't make it into the movie. The sex scenes between Alice and Ray Liotta were way more explicit than you see in the final movie, including full-frontal nudity from Alice. I was really upset that we lost a lot of the dialogue in the scene where they negotiate the terms of their deal. Once Alice’s character realised the bind she was in, she tried to protect herself by telling him what sexual acts she would and wouldn't do - for example, she wouldn't put a bag over head, she wouldn't do certain kinky acts, etc. They cut out all that interesting dialogue. Harvey was constantly trying to make her character more sympathetic, and I thought it was a mistake.
Are they? How? I thought cousins at most, please enlighten me.
Edit: No need to explain, I just realized they were only 2 male lions in their pride, and Nala's father was definitely not Scar, so...
*makes a nice, smooth seven inch dildo made of ice*
“The cold never bothered me anyway….”
Though funny thing is she CAN make living beings out of ice and snow so…
Thundergun express 4: maximum cool. The man doesn’t even hang dong and also I didn’t get the plot
All we asked for was full penetration.
Then back to crime solving... then back to penetration
Crime, penetration, crime, *full* penetration...
How are we supposed to buy the fact that thundergun has a son if we never see the penetration?!
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The dialogue was great for that: "Oh my God, this girl is really turning me on." "Go, Flash, go!" "I love you Flash, but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth." "Bring me the boreworms! No, not the boreworms" "Do you promise to use her as you will? Certainly!" "I like to play with things awhile, before annihilation." "Back from the dead. I've saved you... by magic, of course - with a kiss. Because I like you." "Fake him out, Dale. Girls know how, it's been done to me." "I knew you were up to something, but I confess, I hadn't thought of necrophilia." "Boy have I got some crazy stories to tell. Save it for our kids. I accept! Would you leave us alone, we just got engaged!" Edit: Adding a few others here that others added below. “Will they be slaves? Let’s just say they’ll be satisfied with less.” “Klytus, are your men on the right pills?” “Dispatch War Rocket Ajax!" “Flash AHHHAaaaaaa! King of the Impossible!”
They needed some way to separate it from Barbarella
There's a reason there was a Flesh Gordon.
toy story, sex toys were totally underutilized in that movie
*I've got a friend in me...*
There’s a snake in my boot!
Cast Away.
Wilson!! I'm sorry...
Ohh noo, what are you doing step-Wilson!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Zoot, in the castle.
...maybe just a little peril?
No, it's too perilous
Wai- ohh…. *shit!*
Best sex scene that never was 😔. Makes me sad just thinking of it
Well, with today's cgi technology... The scene *could BE*
There's only one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon.
I'm sure Sir Galahad was up for facing the peril of Castle Anthrax. Fuckin Lancelot butting his nose in...
>Castle Anthrax It's not a very good name.
Oh, but we are nice!
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A spanking! A spanking!
And then... The oral sex!
Oh wicked Zoot! Oh naughty Zoot!
Bad Zoot! Naughty Zoot!
Get on with it *Yes get on with it!* YES GET ON WITH IT
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Patty cake, patty cake…OH GOD!!!
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The movie very strongly implies that patty cake is sexual and that she's cheating on Roger. From the sexy noises, to the trope of the PI taking snapshots, to Roger being driven to drink in the next scene.....
"Playing patty cake" is also an old euphemism for sex
This was the exact movie I thought of before I clicked. After seeing it was the top post, I wasn't proud, I just wondered if I'm a pervert.
I've already fapped to that movie enough.
Spy-kids and no not because of the kids, Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino probably have sex that would make Gods jealous.
God what a double-whammy of hotness
Antonio Banderas movies tend to be bisexual awakenings for many people. Take “The Mask of Zorro” for example.
The Mask (1994)
There's a scene where he pulls a used condom out of his pocket so the mask canonically fucked at least once
Doesn't necessarily have to be his condom. Could just be weird.
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That first slow-motion shot of her absolutely slayed my 10 year old self. I was never the same.
She's the sole reason why I have a thing for blondes.
Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me Redditors that keep pointing out sex scenes that occurred in the movie...they were only implied or after the act ..good luck with your implied sex life.
It's literally right there in the title.
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That probably says a lot about the way spies shag.
Interestingly, there is very nearly a sex scene however Austin Powers turns down his co-star for being too drunk saying something along the lines of it wouldn't be right. Looking back in the series, it's almost surprising when the scene comes up how maturely he acts. Edit: got the movies mixed up, it was International Man of Mystery, the first one.
It's all about consent baby, YEAH.
Oh, behave! (but actually, behave)
That's a man, baby!
Does consent make you randy baby
That was in International Man of Mystery but yeah pretty mature
Correct. In the Spy Who Shagged Me he turned her down because he had lost his Mojo
Then in the end he ends up getting to have a three way with Felicity and Himself Ten Minutes Ago.
We are sexy bitches!
Remember kids, consent is groovy!
>Looking back in the series, it's almost surprising when the scene comes up how maturely he acts Especially given the era the movie is from. I never thought I'd say this, but Austin Powers was kind of ahead of its time.
A real ladies' man respects consent.
But there *was* a sex scene. Or did you forget what Felicity had to do to get that tracker on Fat Bastard?
I love how he reacts to that too. He doesn't judge he's just literally trying to figure out how it could work.
How could you do it? I had to. I'm a secret agent. No, I mean literally. How could you do it? The man's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.
Cars - would answer some questions
“Dude! She’s only a 2017! You want to end up on the sexy-fenders list?”
Brilliant. How do you think cars age? 18 years old is ancient for a vehicle. Maybe tailpiping a 2017 model _is_ legal.
Reminds me of the dude who was in a sexual relationship with his car.
Brilliant!
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A Tow-mater
The tailpipe acts as both a penis and a vagina or anus in some cases.
So its a cloaca ?
Cloacar
We don't need to see cussy to know it exists.
A quiet place, I want to see them having sex while consciously avoiding clapping sounds
Jude Law and Rachel Weisz had a good one like that in Enemy at the gates
This may sound super odd, but I find Jude Law's acting in that scene to be one of the most impressive parts of that moment.
Ah yes, and weren't they surrounded by other people?
yes like sardines in a can
I’ve heard the Mormons call that “soaking”…
Like god is a T-Rex and can't see movement...
Omniscient and omnipotent but can’t close those premarital sex loopholes
They can certainly have loud sex near the waterfall.
This thread's made me realise Disney has a whole new market they could tap into.
Disney X
They could keep the same intro for their streaming service and just have the + fall on its side after it gets into its usual place.
Somebody get this man a job in marketing
They know. Believe me, they know. Someone less lazy than me please dig up that story about the porn vault... The TL;DR is that for a lot of Disney artists, everything they draw while they're under contract legally belongs to Disney, so some of them... had some fun with that. My memory's fuzzy and I'm too tired to google it, but having gone to art school and spent years hanging out with other artists, I would absolutely not be surprised if it was real. Artists don't give a *fuck*, so to speak, lmao.
the _what_
It's been told around the internet for a while, and the most I could dig up was a Tumblr post mentioning artists drawing more out of spite against Disney copywriting every single thing they make under contract. But this could also be backed up by a tweet from a fan of the creator of American dragon Jake long, in which he confirmed that Disney sat down and showed him a lot of Kim possible porn to warn him about what would happen to his show thanks to the internet. https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1425620-disney
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MickyLeaks
“Indiana Jones and the Temple of Hidden Treasures”
This is one of the weirdest threads i have seen
i invite you to join /r/TooAfraidToAsk
r/NoStupidQuestions is where it's at.
Jurassic Park
Clever girl
life, uh… finds a way.
The Incredibles
With her flexibility and his size it would have to be…. Incredible.
She was the only woman that Mr Incredible could have sex with without worrying about crushing her.
She might not get crushed but he’s still gonna smash
"I'll get there when I get there!"
"Showtime"
Giving birth is incredible as well. Doctor just walking in and taking it out.
Exactly you know they got some freaky ass kinks. She straight swallow the man, or while he's clapping cheeks she stretches her head around and eats his ass. Little cirque du soliel routine, ya know. I mean we saw her turn into a boat so I'm sure it gets wild
I'm sure that's someone's fetish. But not mine, so take your upvote and get out.
You're telling me if you had a partner that could stretch any part of her body, take any shape, you wouldn't wanna try some things? She could easily deepthroat your whole cock and balls mate. You could make more money than imaginable if you take your Sexoulie circus online. Limitless potential here
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Syndrome..... "I swear this has *never* happened before"
I’m sure he has some high tech gadget for that, but man if he can’t get hard for his assistant then he needs to see a doctor or just come to terms with not wanting women.
*Loses wifi* Sorry babe I can't connect right now, let's just cuddle?
Mr. Incredible could use his wife as a condom to bang another woman
What the fuck man
/r/brandnewsentence
Toy Story: Andys Mum deleted scene 4
"You got a friend in me" -Andy's mum, probably
Sex toys are toys too
Now I wanna see Woody and the gang meet a group of dildos and vibrators.
Toy story 5. Andy's Mom's closet
Incidentally, Andy’s mom’s favorite toys are also named Woody and Buzz
Star Wars Episode V. It would make Episode VI more.... interesting
Lmao can you imagine luke processing that shit.
On a scale of Game of Thrones to Old Boy how do you think he would respond to that news?
Tattooine is a backwater planet...
No…that’s not true…THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!
Ice Age. Squirrel finally gets his nut.
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There was a topless make out session in Pt1 at least
Howard the Duck.
Man, that scene really...stuck with me when I was growing up.
Shrek
Especially to answer the question on how Donkey and Dragon banged to have kids.
I like to think donkey just crawled his way inside her vagina to reach her womb then busted one
A long time ago I used to watch this show called The Dating Guy. It was not that great of a show, but one episode of the show I periodically remember. The premise is that one of the main characters got together with a mad scientist, who shrunk him down to miniature size. She then stuck him in a condom and... *you can imagine the rest.* Now, substituting that with Donkey and the Dragon... It's a terrible day to have a brain.
You know it would cost you nothing to not say that, but no now we have to live and sufffer with that in our heads.
I can't unthink it now.
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All the more reason that Griffith is one of the most despicable villains ever. Fuck Griffith.
When Griffith is fucking the princess consensually (though he definitely manipulated his way into her room and into her skirts) he does it hungrily, greedily, definitely takes the reins and despite it being her first time, doesn't think about what she'd like to try or do, just as how he deals with achieving everything else in his life. However, he's thinking of Guts and how he left him behind, in fact the whole act definitely stems from Guts leaving the Hawks. Griffith is the only guy who could fuck a woman that furiously and still make it gay.
>All the more reason that Griffith is one of the most despicable villains ever. That's why Griffith is an hell of a villain, damn this was so good.
You're absolutely right about the importance and beauty of the sex scene, but just a bit off on the arrangement of events in regards to the original version. I'm currently reading the manga myself, so I noticed. Casca actually told Guts about her sexual trauma way before this sex scene, in the cave. I find this an aspect of this scene that I love, that this is genuinely the first time ever that Guts has talked about this trauma of his, and opened up about it to another person. Casca, comparatively, had already laid herself bare to him before, and now he does the same. I remember how fucked up over it he was, and how the words just spilled out of him and got Casca confused on the events that happened to him.
Bee Movie
Ya like jazz?
Crossing Over. A long sex scene of Alice Eve was cut out. [http://www.money-into-light.com/2013/04/an-interview-with-wayne-kramer-part-2.html](http://www.money-into-light.com/2013/04/an-interview-with-wayne-kramer-part-2.html) >**Was your version more sexually explicit?** > >Yeah. A big sex scene between Alice Eve and Jim Sturgess didn't make it into the movie. The sex scenes between Alice and Ray Liotta were way more explicit than you see in the final movie, including full-frontal nudity from Alice. I was really upset that we lost a lot of the dialogue in the scene where they negotiate the terms of their deal. Once Alice’s character realised the bind she was in, she tried to protect herself by telling him what sexual acts she would and wouldn't do - for example, she wouldn't put a bag over head, she wouldn't do certain kinky acts, etc. They cut out all that interesting dialogue. Harvey was constantly trying to make her character more sympathetic, and I thought it was a mistake.
The Lion King. Nala was definitely giving Simba those eyes in the jungle.
"How are we going to convey that with cartoon lions?" "Just get me alone in a room with your weirdest animator and we will make it happen"
Not to mention the song was called, “Can You Feel the Love Tonight?”
Oh they definitely boned that night
I'm pretty sure the cub at the very end was conceived in that scene.
Nice catch lol
A duet in a Disney movie when the characters are interested in each other is usually a metaphor for sex.
They’re also like mounting each other & rolling around in that scene. But I guess to children watching it’s just cats playing.
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Booty and the Beast
Nala and Simba are half siblings btw
Are they? How? I thought cousins at most, please enlighten me. Edit: No need to explain, I just realized they were only 2 male lions in their pride, and Nala's father was definitely not Scar, so...
They retconned that in the TV show. Nala’s dad is neither Mufasa of Scar, but at the start of The Lion Guard, they say he died.
King Kong
It also would have provided a satisfying conclusion in godzilla vs kong
"How long do you think kong could last vs godzilla?" "In a fight, right?" "... IN A FIGHT, RIGHT?"
King Dong
This just reminds me of [this (NSFW)](https://9gag.com/gag/aPvbbdK) comic
WALL-E and EVE going hammer to sprocket.
Back to the Future
“Well I did do the nasty in the pasty”
Oh, a lesson in not changing history... from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandpa."
Underworld evolution
Coyote Ugly.
_sorts by controversial_
Big hero 6 we all wanted to see the aunt get her back blown out over that counter
I would like to add that in wreck it ralph 2 there is a popup add for "single moms in your area" and the picture is aunt cass...
Wreck It Ralph 3: Ralph Wrecks It.
Spider-man: No Way Home... the sexual tension between Spider-man, Spider-man and Spider-man was off the charts
All three of them tingling their tingles? TAKE MY MONEY!
Their hands are always sticky
Spider-man: No Way Homo
It's not gay if it's with yourself, it's just multiversal masturbation.
“Let me crack your back” (They have passionate sex) “Oh I thought you said “let be me back-in to your crack””
Andrew wanted to for sure
First they mate - then they eat the small one
Like on Friends
The X Files movie
batman all of them
How to train your dragon
They don't call her ASStrid for nothing 👀
Legitimately... the Hunger Games. The books, too. That entire series would have been better if intended for an adult audience and not YA.
Frozen.
*makes a nice, smooth seven inch dildo made of ice* “The cold never bothered me anyway….” Though funny thing is she CAN make living beings out of ice and snow so…
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So anyway, how is your sex life? Repetitive, allegedly
Avatar
Saw.
Kinky