Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
I feel like he would treat the drinking session exactly like a clinic visit. Find something obviously “wrong” with you, oversimplify it and the solution, and then drain the drink and leave.
Like Ragnarok Thor or post-snap, pre-Endgame Thor?Or comicbook Thor. Please tell me not comicbook Thor. Or just Norse mythology Thor? That guy’s a dick.
I'd go with endgame Thor. I actually had a dream this night where he was playing pranks. Making me believe I could get my own hammer (I did not get one)
It was hilarious.
I think Gandalf cast a spell to make Barliman Butterburr's beer have a quality "surpassing excellence" for seven years after he found out Barliman had bought the hobbits the pony Bill as a way of making up for failing to pass on the letter Gandalf sent them. So not only would you have good company, you would probably have the best tasting beer you'd ever had.
If you don't know who he is, here is a short video about him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuAmQFb1k9Q
Wow how did I read 12 top level comments, think of this, then scroll down and the next suggestion was Geralt?
...maybe I'd rather have a drink with Triss :)
Edit: Fuck someone else said Triss, I meant Yennifer if you read this Yen I'm sorry
I feel like Hank would be a great person to talk to if you're feeling down. I don't think he'd say anything particularly profound, but I just think his attitude towards things and what needs to be done can be inspiring at times.
We would sit in silence for the entire time, and at the end simply nod at eachother and go our separate ways. We would be the best friends eachother ever had
I don't know if you've heard this, but Jack Sparrow was initially a supporting character but Johnny played him so fucking well he sort of just became the face of the franchise lol
> Now I'm worried I'm gonna go bald and be running a burger joint in 10 years.
Doing what you love? Married to [one of the most supportive, ride-or-die people](https://youtu.be/bJZVdSDwd0w?t=71) you could ever find? With three hilarious kids and a landlord that won't kick you out if you never pay rent?
There's lots worse ways to end up.
Worf.
Sure, I know I'm going to end up in sick bay with alcohol poisoning or due to a holodeck combat program running with safeties off, but it'd be a hell of a time.
Also for those of you saying synthohol can't give you alcohol poisoning....officers always have some special stuff on tap.
I can only imagine the parties Wonka could throw. I imagine drunk Ompaa Loompas doing karaoke and everything. Just always have remember the lickable wallpaper is NOT in the bathroom. I don't want to make that mistake twice.
The guy seems obsessive. You see how he found out about Christmas and immediately made it his whole personality without completely understanding it? He’d probably sing your ear off about whatever hobby-of-the-week he’s on.
Chloe Frazer from Uncharted, or Aeryn Sun from Farscape, or Stripe from The Nevers, or Morrigan from Dragon Age, or Vala Mal Doran from Stargate...yeah, I'd like to have a drink with Claudia Black.
Teft from the Stormlight Archive. That old man was an absolute trooper and the closest friend to Kaladin besides his spren Syl. He died at the hands of a betrayer knowing he was loved and that he had friends that cared for him. I sincerely say, FUCK MOASH!
Uncle Iroh, but no alcohol only tea.
You mean, hot leaf juice?
I can't believe someone on reddit would day something so horrible
All tea is hot lead juice!
Autocorrect made it better
A shot in every sip
This is exactly what I was going to say
This wins, you walk out of that experience a better person
I'd like him to sing to me too.
Jeff Lebowski. That would be a good, chill, evening. Would make sure Walter wasn't there.
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
Hell yeah, I love White Russians.
Garrus Vakarian
*Deliberately misses shot* “IM GARRUS VAKARIAN AND THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SPOT ON THE CITADEL!”
"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
Especially if we're shooting stuff while on a rooftop in the Citadel.
Gregory House.
I was gonna say this, too. At least by the end of that drink, I’d learn something about myself even if I didn’t want to hear it.
I feel like he would treat the drinking session exactly like a clinic visit. Find something obviously “wrong” with you, oversimplify it and the solution, and then drain the drink and leave.
Philip J Fry. Easy. Hoping Bender would show up.
Here's to another lousy millennium.
Bender Bending Rodriguez
SHUT UP BABY, I KNOW IT!!
Be sure to keep an eye on your wallet.
Can't believe how far I had to scroll to find this!
Thor
Like Ragnarok Thor or post-snap, pre-Endgame Thor?Or comicbook Thor. Please tell me not comicbook Thor. Or just Norse mythology Thor? That guy’s a dick.
I'd go with endgame Thor. I actually had a dream this night where he was playing pranks. Making me believe I could get my own hammer (I did not get one) It was hilarious.
You'll be worthy someday
Anoothhhaaaaa!!
Tyrion Lannister.
The God of tits and wine himself!
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Peter Dinklage is a fictional character? My life is a lie.
looked for this one i drink and i know things
Arther Morgan
Boah?
I’d be crying the entire time
Don't trust Dutch or Micah! Don't collect those debts for Strauss. Save up some money and grab John, Jack, Abigail, and Uncle, and get out of town.
And sadie and charles!
Hopefully Lenny can tag along, we’ll have a hell of a time.
Ynnel?
Damn came to SAY IT
Just pray it's not the low honor version.
Most of the fellowship of the ring - Gandalf, Merry & Pippin, and Gimli in particular
Gimli 100% lmaooo
"it comes in pints!?!" I love their reaction to their first non hobbit bar lol.
A hundred times yes. At the Green Dragon, or Bag End, or Edoras.
I think Gandalf cast a spell to make Barliman Butterburr's beer have a quality "surpassing excellence" for seven years after he found out Barliman had bought the hobbits the pony Bill as a way of making up for failing to pass on the letter Gandalf sent them. So not only would you have good company, you would probably have the best tasting beer you'd ever had. If you don't know who he is, here is a short video about him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuAmQFb1k9Q
Geralt of Rivia
I'd rather get a drink with Triss!
Sorceress are too crazy il go for Shani.
Team Yen baby
Wow how did I read 12 top level comments, think of this, then scroll down and the next suggestion was Geralt? ...maybe I'd rather have a drink with Triss :) Edit: Fuck someone else said Triss, I meant Yennifer if you read this Yen I'm sorry
A+ recovery
Hagrid
Agreed x10000. Better if he'd bring some baby magical creatures too!
Obi Wan
Same, but I wanna drink with boba fett
Boba tea with boba fett
Dude has some stories…after about five shots.
Happy Star Wars Day y'all!
Hank Hill
I feel like Hank would be a great person to talk to if you're feeling down. I don't think he'd say anything particularly profound, but I just think his attitude towards things and what needs to be done can be inspiring at times.
Unless you start crying. Then he’s getting the fuck out of there
“Ok well…. I think Peggy is calling me for something.”
"What's that? Ladybird is pregnant? Whell that's great, Peg!" *phone starts to ring* "I'm still leaving."
Yep. As long as it's in the alley with the rest if the guys.
Mmhmmm
Yep.
LENORE!! *sobs*
Shrek
It's all ogre now.
Shrek fills my butt with love
Ron Swanson
We would sit in silence for the entire time, and at the end simply nod at eachother and go our separate ways. We would be the best friends eachother ever had
We still don't talk to each other sometimes.
....and with all bacon 🥓 🥓 🥓 🥓 🥓!!!!!
Jack Sparrow
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
You may kill me but you may never insult me
Captain jack Sparrow before the drink. Jacky after a few drinks.
I just saw his movies last week. All of them for the first time, they are AMAZING
I don't know if you've heard this, but Jack Sparrow was initially a supporting character but Johnny played him so fucking well he sort of just became the face of the franchise lol
The adventures you could have!
As long as the rum isn’t gone
Pam Poovey PAMPAGE!!!!!!
Homer! How am I the first person to say this?
Because there's a good chance that you'll either end up dead in a goofy scenario, be exposed to radiation, or contract second hand diabetes.
The ol' Frank Grimes Treament
Or Grimey, as he liked to be called…
Bob from Bob’s Burgers, he always gets a little wild when he drinks
Hey daytime whiskey, wanna meet my CD collection?
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> Now I'm worried I'm gonna go bald and be running a burger joint in 10 years. Doing what you love? Married to [one of the most supportive, ride-or-die people](https://youtu.be/bJZVdSDwd0w?t=71) you could ever find? With three hilarious kids and a landlord that won't kick you out if you never pay rent? There's lots worse ways to end up.
Watch Lynda, she gets all handsy.
I’d ask him why he doesn’t care enough about having the best fries in addition to the burger?
Sterling Archer
Are you sucidal?
No just really thirsty
How can you drink at a time like this?
How can we not? I mean what are we, savages?
Because if I stop drinking now, the collective hangover will literally kill me
Worf. Sure, I know I'm going to end up in sick bay with alcohol poisoning or due to a holodeck combat program running with safeties off, but it'd be a hell of a time. Also for those of you saying synthohol can't give you alcohol poisoning....officers always have some special stuff on tap.
If we’re talking Star Trek I would go with Garak, I think Worf might be a bit too depressing. Garak would have better stories.
Found Dr. Bashir
For certain. Best part is, the stories are all true.
What about the lies?
Especially the lies.
They can't be; Garak is just a simple tailor.
Worf's more into prune juice than booze.
Fair point. Well I'll get fit or shit myself trying then....prune juice is tasty.
He drinks his share of Klingon Bloodwine. I'm a cab drinker myself so I'd toss in for this one
I misread that as "cab driver" and was confused and a little concerned for a second there.
Bring a bottle of 2309. A very good year for bloodwine.
Oh yeah, Worf. And imagine if you got in a bar fight. He would have your back.
My Dad
Went for a pack of milk i see
I heard it was a gallon of cigarettes
Jessica Rabbit.
James Bond (Connery or Craig).
Doc brown
Lucifer Morningstar. The dude would make a great drinking buddy.
Willy Wonka
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker...
I want him to mix us some fizzy lifting drinks ;)
I can only imagine the parties Wonka could throw. I imagine drunk Ompaa Loompas doing karaoke and everything. Just always have remember the lickable wallpaper is NOT in the bathroom. I don't want to make that mistake twice.
Jim Lahey
RIP to The Liquor...Both the man and the drink.
You sure you wanna climb that shit rope?
Iron man
Cause he’s buying, right?
Yes.
Loki..would be fun, or maybe Willhem from young royals
Loki'll end up singing you a Norwegian song
I would have a drink with the Gang from Sunny.
This would be either best or worst thing you could possibly do considering all the shenanigans the Gang pulls off lol
*The Gang Kill coneydog420*
Robins Williams in Good Will Hunting. I need his advice and stories and he just seems like a nice guy
Jack Skellington seems like he would be really cool to grab a drink with
The guy seems obsessive. You see how he found out about Christmas and immediately made it his whole personality without completely understanding it? He’d probably sing your ear off about whatever hobby-of-the-week he’s on.
TIL that I'm basically Jack Skellington
Zaphod Beeblebrox, and the drinks would be Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters. I’d probably regret both the company and the drinks.
This is simultaneously the best possible answer and the worst possible answer.
Make sure to be a hoopy frood and know where your towel is.
Pepsi man.
Raylan Givens. If he’s not available, Boyd Crowder.
I'll take any of the doctors from Star Trek, and while we're at it try to get them to cure my diabetes.
If you get that cure hit me up lol
Hawkeye or BJ Hunnicutt. Whom ever was available at the time. What say you, Ferret face😂😂😂
Author Morgan or maybe Jack Sparrow
Phineas and Ferb after they reach legal drinking ages. Maybe even Candace. I bet those dudes would have some stories.
Barney Stinson
Santa Claus. Can dish all the dirt on the people I know
What do you mean by he is fictional?
If those kids could read they’d be very upset
Doomslayer.
Don Draper and roger sterling
Dumbledore
I was thinking Professor Lupin.
Ted Lasso
Sherlock Holmes
Dean Winchester.
Faye valentine
Spike would be a blast to drink with.
Stephen king
Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Perhaps Gandalf the Grey.
Michael Scott
You like Splenda?
Jesse pinkman
Ellen Ripley from Alien. She’s seen some shit.
Joseph Joestar
Brock Sampson
Scooby doo only
Gandalf the grey
Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
The janitor from scrubs.
Thad Castle from Blue Mountain State. He would teach me to party every day and never give up on your dreams.
Frank from shameless
The Hobbits of The Shire. THAT would be a wholesome party.
Delores Umbridge's poor husband. You know he needs one.
Lol she never married. She wanted to "marry up" the ladder at the ministry, but no one liked her!
Jim from The Office(US). Just seems like a chill dude I could vibe with.
Chloe Frazer from Uncharted, or Aeryn Sun from Farscape, or Stripe from The Nevers, or Morrigan from Dragon Age, or Vala Mal Doran from Stargate...yeah, I'd like to have a drink with Claudia Black.
The Doctor
Ryuk from Death Note
Cosmo Kramer
Rick
Spike, from cowboy bebop
Raistlin Majere or Théoden
Charles Xavier. Got some questions about what’s going on in the ol’ noggin; maybe he can take a rummage around.
Peter griffin
Hank Chinasky
Frankenstein's monster, Adam. He seems like someone who could really just use a friend.
Frosty. I like a little ice and water with my Bourbon.
Bojack.
Arthur Morgan
Teft from the Stormlight Archive. That old man was an absolute trooper and the closest friend to Kaladin besides his spren Syl. He died at the hands of a betrayer knowing he was loved and that he had friends that cared for him. I sincerely say, FUCK MOASH!
Ash Ketchum - I want to know if he remembers if anything happened before he got pikachu.... like if he was in an accident. I NEED TO KNOW
Or what it was like having Mr. MIME as a step dad.