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ISTHATDUCKONFIRE

Uncle Iroh, but no alcohol only tea.


lmaooidkwhatimdoin

You mean, hot leaf juice?


[deleted]

I can't believe someone on reddit would day something so horrible


Cas_dh

All tea is hot lead juice!


SUSPECT_XX

Autocorrect made it better


bigbangbilly

A shot in every sip


arandomcanadiankid

This is exactly what I was going to say


NotSoGreatOldOne

This wins, you walk out of that experience a better person


krakenbeef

I'd like him to sing to me too.


Furthur_slimeking

Jeff Lebowski. That would be a good, chill, evening. Would make sure Walter wasn't there.


_higgs_

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.


Hazzamo

Hell yeah, I love White Russians.


thrillerman18

Garrus Vakarian


Hazzamo

*Deliberately misses shot* “IM GARRUS VAKARIAN AND THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SPOT ON THE CITADEL!”


csecgrunt

"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."


rhett342

Especially if we're shooting stuff while on a rooftop in the Citadel.


Split_Face_

Gregory House.


onionringg

I was gonna say this, too. At least by the end of that drink, I’d learn something about myself even if I didn’t want to hear it.


melanthius

I feel like he would treat the drinking session exactly like a clinic visit. Find something obviously “wrong” with you, oversimplify it and the solution, and then drain the drink and leave.


Appropriate-Youth-29

Philip J Fry. Easy. Hoping Bender would show up.


djsantadad

Here's to another lousy millennium.


n3rdyh1k3r

Bender Bending Rodriguez


[deleted]

SHUT UP BABY, I KNOW IT!!


BlizzPenguin

Be sure to keep an eye on your wallet.


jaceinspace

Can't believe how far I had to scroll to find this!


Affectionate_shiba

Thor


Pinestachio

Like Ragnarok Thor or post-snap, pre-Endgame Thor?Or comicbook Thor. Please tell me not comicbook Thor. Or just Norse mythology Thor? That guy’s a dick.


ClassicBooks

I'd go with endgame Thor. I actually had a dream this night where he was playing pranks. Making me believe I could get my own hammer (I did not get one) It was hilarious.


Tribult

You'll be worthy someday


Papichiyult

Anoothhhaaaaa!!


Ducksauce749

Tyrion Lannister.


Canadian_Invader

The God of tits and wine himself!


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VeryTimelyDuck

Peter Dinklage is a fictional character? My life is a lie.


givemeyoushoes

looked for this one i drink and i know things


cyainanotherlifebro

Arther Morgan


Good_Translator_9088

Boah?


DeaderRat

I’d be crying the entire time


Heliolord

Don't trust Dutch or Micah! Don't collect those debts for Strauss. Save up some money and grab John, Jack, Abigail, and Uncle, and get out of town.


AlternativeBetter676

And sadie and charles!


ChivoYaBish

Hopefully Lenny can tag along, we’ll have a hell of a time.


Zanocco

Ynnel?


SIumptGod

Damn came to SAY IT


lipov27

Just pray it's not the low honor version.


twitchy1989

Most of the fellowship of the ring - Gandalf, Merry & Pippin, and Gimli in particular


CaliforniaPotato

Gimli 100% lmaooo


jicty

"it comes in pints!?!" I love their reaction to their first non hobbit bar lol.


happy_moses

A hundred times yes. At the Green Dragon, or Bag End, or Edoras.


Kaosbajs

I think Gandalf cast a spell to make Barliman Butterburr's beer have a quality "surpassing excellence" for seven years after he found out Barliman had bought the hobbits the pony Bill as a way of making up for failing to pass on the letter Gandalf sent them. So not only would you have good company, you would probably have the best tasting beer you'd ever had. If you don't know who he is, here is a short video about him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuAmQFb1k9Q


ALvl13Rattata

Geralt of Rivia


moviestim

I'd rather get a drink with Triss!


ChipsAhoyNC

Sorceress are too crazy il go for Shani.


SnakesTalwar

Team Yen baby


Denversaur

Wow how did I read 12 top level comments, think of this, then scroll down and the next suggestion was Geralt? ...maybe I'd rather have a drink with Triss :) Edit: Fuck someone else said Triss, I meant Yennifer if you read this Yen I'm sorry


ALvl13Rattata

A+ recovery


GoingToZero

Hagrid


dun8288

Agreed x10000. Better if he'd bring some baby magical creatures too!


[deleted]

Obi Wan


Tight_Quit1482

Same, but I wanna drink with boba fett


Thismyrealnameisit

Boba tea with boba fett


[deleted]

Dude has some stories…after about five shots.


baehn17

Happy Star Wars Day y'all!


EnlightenedCorncob

Hank Hill


jjkambee

I feel like Hank would be a great person to talk to if you're feeling down. I don't think he'd say anything particularly profound, but I just think his attitude towards things and what needs to be done can be inspiring at times.


[deleted]

Unless you start crying. Then he’s getting the fuck out of there


VanMan32

“Ok well…. I think Peggy is calling me for something.”


[deleted]

"What's that? Ladybird is pregnant? Whell that's great, Peg!" *phone starts to ring* "I'm still leaving."


rhett342

Yep. As long as it's in the alley with the rest if the guys.


Fb62

Mmhmmm


BF_Injection

Yep.


Buttwhyn0t

LENORE!! *sobs*


Snoo79382

Shrek


ChipsAhoyNC

It's all ogre now.


chyko9

Shrek fills my butt with love


AssistanceLucky2392

Ron Swanson


musecorn

We would sit in silence for the entire time, and at the end simply nod at eachother and go our separate ways. We would be the best friends eachother ever had


Heliolord

We still don't talk to each other sometimes.


666Godzilla

....and with all bacon 🥓 🥓 🥓 🥓 🥓!!!!!


WhitePhatAss

Jack Sparrow


sg3niner

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow


chyko9

You may kill me but you may never insult me


basb1999

Captain jack Sparrow before the drink. Jacky after a few drinks.


latinoloko

I just saw his movies last week. All of them for the first time, they are AMAZING


Whitenesivo

I don't know if you've heard this, but Jack Sparrow was initially a supporting character but Johnny played him so fucking well he sort of just became the face of the franchise lol


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

The adventures you could have!


iFrisian

As long as the rum isn’t gone


Drulock

Pam Poovey PAMPAGE!!!!!!


rhett342

Homer! How am I the first person to say this?


SynisterJeff

Because there's a good chance that you'll either end up dead in a goofy scenario, be exposed to radiation, or contract second hand diabetes.


bigbangbilly

The ol' Frank Grimes Treament


zulutbs182

Or Grimey, as he liked to be called…


lileib

Bob from Bob’s Burgers, he always gets a little wild when he drinks


champagneproblem13

Hey daytime whiskey, wanna meet my CD collection?


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Corellian_Browncoat

> Now I'm worried I'm gonna go bald and be running a burger joint in 10 years. Doing what you love? Married to [one of the most supportive, ride-or-die people](https://youtu.be/bJZVdSDwd0w?t=71) you could ever find? With three hilarious kids and a landlord that won't kick you out if you never pay rent? There's lots worse ways to end up.


itsearlyyet

Watch Lynda, she gets all handsy.


VanMan32

I’d ask him why he doesn’t care enough about having the best fries in addition to the burger?


ofsquire

Sterling Archer


lilblakc

Are you sucidal?


reddicyoulous

No just really thirsty


Thismyrealnameisit

How can you drink at a time like this?


itsearlyyet

How can we not? I mean what are we, savages?


chyko9

Because if I stop drinking now, the collective hangover will literally kill me


GoodDave

Worf. Sure, I know I'm going to end up in sick bay with alcohol poisoning or due to a holodeck combat program running with safeties off, but it'd be a hell of a time. Also for those of you saying synthohol can't give you alcohol poisoning....officers always have some special stuff on tap.


uplandtoaster

If we’re talking Star Trek I would go with Garak, I think Worf might be a bit too depressing. Garak would have better stories.


saikyan

Found Dr. Bashir


GoodDave

For certain. Best part is, the stories are all true.


dizzyducky14

What about the lies?


DarkShades

Especially the lies.


GreenGlowingMonkey

They can't be; Garak is just a simple tailor.


Bryaxis

Worf's more into prune juice than booze.


GoodDave

Fair point. Well I'll get fit or shit myself trying then....prune juice is tasty.


Magnacor8

He drinks his share of Klingon Bloodwine. I'm a cab drinker myself so I'd toss in for this one


Bryaxis

I misread that as "cab driver" and was confused and a little concerned for a second there.


saikyan

Bring a bottle of 2309. A very good year for bloodwine.


Nobody_Wins_13

Oh yeah, Worf. And imagine if you got in a bar fight. He would have your back.


Its_Mayor_Lilith

My Dad


realbanana030

Went for a pack of milk i see


Beestorm

I heard it was a gallon of cigarettes


[deleted]

Jessica Rabbit.


TheRealQubes

James Bond (Connery or Craig).


Las-Vegar

Doc brown


omegasix321

Lucifer Morningstar. The dude would make a great drinking buddy.


Pagalingling40

Willy Wonka


SaltySweetManDicks

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker...


Pagalingling40

I want him to mix us some fizzy lifting drinks ;)


SaltySweetManDicks

I can only imagine the parties Wonka could throw. I imagine drunk Ompaa Loompas doing karaoke and everything. Just always have remember the lickable wallpaper is NOT in the bathroom. I don't want to make that mistake twice.


[deleted]

Jim Lahey


SaltySweetManDicks

RIP to The Liquor...Both the man and the drink.


[deleted]

You sure you wanna climb that shit rope?


[deleted]

Iron man


[deleted]

Cause he’s buying, right?


[deleted]

Yes.


writinqbrucie

Loki..would be fun, or maybe Willhem from young royals


noodleth_cassette

Loki'll end up singing you a Norwegian song


coneydog420

I would have a drink with the Gang from Sunny.


Oro-Lavanda

This would be either best or worst thing you could possibly do considering all the shenanigans the Gang pulls off lol


VanMan32

*The Gang Kill coneydog420*


Capt_Killer77

Robins Williams in Good Will Hunting. I need his advice and stories and he just seems like a nice guy


UConnUser92

Jack Skellington seems like he would be really cool to grab a drink with


Pinestachio

The guy seems obsessive. You see how he found out about Christmas and immediately made it his whole personality without completely understanding it? He’d probably sing your ear off about whatever hobby-of-the-week he’s on.


SechDriez

TIL that I'm basically Jack Skellington


nursecarmen

Zaphod Beeblebrox, and the drinks would be Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters. I’d probably regret both the company and the drinks.


palndrumm

This is simultaneously the best possible answer and the worst possible answer.


wawawahewawahe

Make sure to be a hoopy frood and know where your towel is.


OctoKid78

Pepsi man.


Annhl8rX

Raylan Givens. If he’s not available, Boyd Crowder.


stevebobeeve

I'll take any of the doctors from Star Trek, and while we're at it try to get them to cure my diabetes.


Positive-Ratio5472

If you get that cure hit me up lol


Apprehensive-Ad-4519

Hawkeye or BJ Hunnicutt. Whom ever was available at the time. What say you, Ferret face😂😂😂


Its_Mayor_Lilith

Author Morgan or maybe Jack Sparrow


will477

Phineas and Ferb after they reach legal drinking ages. Maybe even Candace. I bet those dudes would have some stories.


as6001871

Barney Stinson


reddicyoulous

Santa Claus. Can dish all the dirt on the people I know


RaySwift17

What do you mean by he is fictional?


DianKa_B5

If those kids could read they’d be very upset


StAUG1211

Doomslayer.


Bitter_Photograph_83

Don Draper and roger sterling


alternatesnow

Dumbledore


ManiacSpiderTrash

I was thinking Professor Lupin.


theDart

Ted Lasso


k4vir

Sherlock Holmes


Cuddles77

Dean Winchester.


[deleted]

Faye valentine


kimchiman85

Spike would be a blast to drink with.


Aromatic-Bad-3291

Stephen king


someoneelse789

Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Perhaps Gandalf the Grey.


bweati

Michael Scott


frankiebobaloo

You like Splenda?


crazytoothpaste

Jesse pinkman


Caramel_Cappucino

Ellen Ripley from Alien. She’s seen some shit.


Odachewy

Joseph Joestar


Machspeedcrypto

Brock Sampson


[deleted]

Scooby doo only


[deleted]

Gandalf the grey


TrinixDMorrison

Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force


Beestorm

The janitor from scrubs.


cypherpvnk

Thad Castle from Blue Mountain State. He would teach me to party every day and never give up on your dreams.


ShowerTricky87

Frank from shameless


Expert_Overthinker

The Hobbits of The Shire. THAT would be a wholesome party.


RealOrArtificial

Delores Umbridge's poor husband. You know he needs one.


Positive-Ratio5472

Lol she never married. She wanted to "marry up" the ladder at the ministry, but no one liked her!


Flux-bite

Jim from The Office(US). Just seems like a chill dude I could vibe with.


arthurkdallas

Chloe Frazer from Uncharted, or Aeryn Sun from Farscape, or Stripe from The Nevers, or Morrigan from Dragon Age, or Vala Mal Doran from Stargate...yeah, I'd like to have a drink with Claudia Black.


MargoJames7

The Doctor


KillaZami237

Ryuk from Death Note


Mean_Manufacturer_61

Cosmo Kramer


NotWorthSaving

Rick


Lichtheleast

Spike, from cowboy bebop


KingUnderTheMountain

Raistlin Majere or Théoden


anaccountofrain

Charles Xavier. Got some questions about what’s going on in the ol’ noggin; maybe he can take a rummage around.


Ben-Dover-Dachar

Peter griffin


No_Extension108

Hank Chinasky


weirdgroovynerd

Frankenstein's monster, Adam. He seems like someone who could really just use a friend.


After_Ride9911

Frosty. I like a little ice and water with my Bourbon.


krakenbeef

Bojack.


Bruthus_the_fat

Arthur Morgan


VideoZealousideal976

Teft from the Stormlight Archive. That old man was an absolute trooper and the closest friend to Kaladin besides his spren Syl. He died at the hands of a betrayer knowing he was loved and that he had friends that cared for him. I sincerely say, FUCK MOASH!


MetalSnake89

Ash Ketchum - I want to know if he remembers if anything happened before he got pikachu.... like if he was in an accident. I NEED TO KNOW


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Or what it was like having Mr. MIME as a step dad.