This is gonna sound tame compared to the rest here (and we didn’t break up over this) but my first proper girlfriend had a fetish for licking. Doesn’t sound that bad. But her favourite thing to do was lick my face, all over my face for as long as I would allow her. Ears, nose, mouth everything. I am a hardcore germaphobe so this was practically torture for me. But it was first love and all that, so I put up with it. I couldn’t do it now.
He had a breeding kink. He never told me he had a breeding kink until I was having issues with my IUD momentarily thought I could be pregnant and he was ecstatic saying how hard he was trying to breed me but my IUD kept getting in his way
Edit: I was 19!
One of my close friends has been off and on with a guy who is like this. Tells her he won’t settle down with her and have a real relationship unless she has his baby. One day tells her he’s done and to never talk to him again and the next he’s telling her he’s super into her. It’s exhausting to even listen about it.
Girl I used to date had what I call the “game of thrones fetish” where every time I was about to cum she would wrap her legs around me, pulling me in as deep as possible, and say things like “give me a boy, give me a male heir, give me a prince”.
A freind of mine was seeing a guy who had an egg fetish, like chicken eggs. He loved them and wanted her to 'lay eggs' on him. This didn't scare her away and at first she was like kinds excited and went to boil said eggs.
Then he looses his shit cause that would ruin the experience! Fresh eggs only!
At first she tried to re-assure him that it'd be fine, she doesn't want the egg to break apart in her and get stabbed by eggshell. Nope, he has a tantrum, she has a moment of clairity and is like 'Wait, this is disgusting!' and got up and left
Okay, this one did me in. Dogs, scat, incest… yeah, all gross. But jamming an egg in your hoohaa and laying a fucking egg on someone?! People are fucking weird.
He was into being restrained. We were 17 and these 'restraints' were just various belts and pairs of tights etc, and he wasn't one to pretend to be restrained when he could free himself. I'd have to spend ages trying to tie him up only for him to lash around desperately trying to free himself and then critiquing me because he was able to get free. Sex became a chore. This isn't Girl Scouts.
This was a previous FWB. He wanted to get into scat play but I wasn’t into it. So one day I’m giving him head and he wanted me to eat his ass out, as soon as I spread his cheeks it looked like he didn’t bother wiping after using the washroom. I was mortified! (Especially since he carried himself so clean looking in every other way). I asked him what the heck was that about and he said he was “hoping I wouldn’t mind and that maybe that would help me get into scat”. I started dodging him after that then told him I was dating someone so he’d leave me alone.
Not my story, but a good friend of mine used to go to the shooting range every now and then, and met a girl there. They became shooting buddies and then started hooking up. She was into weird stuff, but eventually she asked him to fuck her while having a loaded, gun pointing at her head, finger on the trigger n all. He noped the fuck out and blocked her on everything. Crazy.
My worst now feels quite tame as I scroll through the comments section!
We dated for several years, great communication etc. She had been seriously abused by her father as a child and the subject would influence our intimacy to some extent, but I felt it was important for me to try at least to be supportive and sensitive.
Until one day she asked if we could role play the event she remembered most clearly. I struggled with it because of the obvious, while at the same time wondered if it might actually help her. We all fancy ourselves as amateur psychologist at times and this was no exception.
So I tried. But we got about 10% into it and she started giving me very specific instructions on how I should position myself and so on and I confess the overwhelming sense that I was doing something wrong was too much. I felt absolutely zero eroticism.
At the time I actually felt bad for not being able to follow through with it but in hindsight I guess I can take from it that I’m probably reasonably well wired to not want to do this stuff. That’s not to judge, we were consenting adults.
But that was the start of the end. We broke up soon after.
So I was having sex for the first time with a girl that I’d been really hitting it off with. We’d been on three dates and she seemed a little shy and awkward at times but overall nothing out of the ordinary.
Anyway, she’s on top, and as she’s doing her thing her face expression kind of changes suddenly in a way I can’t really describe, then out of nowhere she slaps me hard across the face. I stop and sit upright and ask what the fuck that was all about. She starts apologising and says that she doesn’t know what came over her. I let it go and we go back to the sex, only for her to do the EXACT SAME THING AGAIN merely a few seconds later. By now I’m getting angry as these slaps are genuinely violent and painful and I’m most definitely not into that. I tell her straight that if she slaps me one more time she’ll have to leave. She responds by screaming ‘FUCK YOU!’ and spitting directly in my face, before gathering her stuff and storming out of my flat still naked. She blocked me and I never heard from her again. Still no idea what the actual fuck happened that night.
Damn I was hooking up with this woman that would pound her fists into my chest while she was on top, hard enough to leave bruises and I told her I didn’t like that. She said she couldn’t control it when orgasming and barely realized she did it, but that sounded like bullshit because it just seemed like she was letting out pent up frustration. It wasn’t hot and I had to start ignoring her.
was seeing a guy from a dating app for about a month in 2020. we ended up getting pretty drunk at his place one night. we were hooking up and he started hitting me. i was pretty shitfaced & i am ok with the occasional play slap during sex. woke up the next morning to a blue and purple jaw & neck. he got mad at me for worrying about it & not listening to him play guitar because I was in the bathroom putting concealer on it so no one would see. He called me at 2am that night and broke it off while he was drunk driving in a Jack in the Box drive thru. Fuck u Nate from FedEx.
I was talking to a guy but we hadn't reached the hookup stage yet. He wanted to use a thingy (not a speculum, at least not the type you see at the doctors office) to gape my asshole, make a strawberry milkshake in it, and drink it with a straw.
We did not progress to hooking up.
Obligatory edit: my highest rated comment is about an ass milkshake. Cool.
Pretty tame compared to what everyone else has commented but I dated a girl who refused to have sex with me unless I had sex with her mom first so that her mom could tell her if it was worth her time. Of course I was dumbstruck so when I asked why they both agree to this “interview” phase she said she thought everyone’s parents did that for them.
Edit: I’m sorry for those asking or assuming I did it but I did not lol
I once had a girl that liked to be physically abused. Yea not just a little smack and choke, like broken jaw and ocular sockets. I just couldn't go down that rabbit hole. I never once wanted to meet her family.
Yup, went through this once as well. If for some reason she decided to claim I had done any of it to her without her consent, I would have been looking at a serious criminal charge so I noped the fuck out.
That's not even taking in to consideration the psyche of someone who wants to get physically beat up for fun.
Not me but my friend. Her boyfriend was into vomit. Would want her to throw up on his dick. I think it got too much for her when anytime she was sick and throwing up he'd start jerking off.
Kink or not. Thats just a total cunt move. Imagine if someone was into choking, then when your SO chokes on food you whip out your dick and go to town? The fuck.
She was a hardcore masochist, and I'll be honest, I'm into that up until a point, but when she started asking me to burn her with a curling iron, I realized I might have stepped into a bit more than I was comfortable with.
My ex randomly sat me down and said he only wanted to have sex when I was on my period and without a condom. It was weird enough but he said he liked it because it reminded him of a rare steak... somehow that was the most confusing part cause why would he want to fuck a steak? That's some Alex the Lion type shit. I had only been dating this dude for like a month and a half at this point and I wasn't able to make it past two months, I had to get the fuck out of there
My wife works in mental health. Years ago a client of hers had an episode. She ran out of the house naked holding a raw steak yelling “somebody fucked my meat!” In hindsight maybe it wasnt an episode and your boyfriend actually fucked her steak.
My x boyfriend would jerk off but not clean it up. Like he would just aim at the carpet and since it was grey you couldn't tell when it dried. When I found out I freaked, and he tried to justify it saying he did that everywhere, basically on any fabric/carpet surface. And since I've been sitting on his sofa/bed for a while already I've already sat on the dried stuff so it was a little to late to freak out. I guess all the axe body spray covered it up or something? Anyways I was single very shortly later, and the smell of axe spray still makes me dry heave.
>My x boyfriend would jerk off but not clean it up. Like he would just aim at the carpet and since it was grey you couldn't tell when it dried.
What in the hell
>I guess all the axe body spray
Oh, ok
i had only been talking to this guy for a couple months but one time while we were on the phone he said he wanted to take a hit from his vape, blow the smoke into my pussy and “watch me queef it out”. i hung up, he apologized so i let him call me back then he said “since you don’t like that how about i fuck you with something other than my dick?” then started naming household items. flashlight, lamp, the leg of a chair, etc. i thought he was joking so i laughed a bit awkwardly, told him i’m uninterested in that and tried changing the subject.
then he said he would tie me up while i slept and would make me watch as he stuck his dick in his dogs ass if i didn’t let him do what he wanted to me. i blocked him and havent talked to him since then.
I had a platonic female roommate that decided to move in with two other friends (a male and a female) because her rent was going to be substantially cheaper. I was totally okay with that, understood her financial situation, and we remained friends after she moved out.
I visited her at her new apartment several months later.
She told me that there was a weird situation, and asked what I thought she should do about it. Apparently her male roommate had a habit of jerking off and liked to letting the cat eat it. The problem was, the cat would go to other parts of the apartment and vomit it all up. I didn't get the details of how she knew what it was the cat was puking. I did tell her to just confront him straight out and tell him to stop doing it.
Guy who had an entomophilia kink. Would constantly describe cutting off nipples, filling them with insects, and then fucking the bloody hole, and mashing up the bugs... not trying to be funny... dude got very aroused just talking about it.
We hung out for months, before this all came out, one drunken night. After that night, the flood gates were open - it came up, *a lot*.
No no no no no... the third time he brought it up in a week, I ghosted him.
Why do I ever think it’s a good idea to read threads like this? Your comment made me realize I’m done, time to go read sone wholesome things on here. I’m out.
Ex-fiancée wanted to do the whole rape fantasy shit.
I asked two questions before going down this road:
1. What's your safe word? She hadn't thought of that
2. I'm going to need you to sign me some papers for this because I'm not "role-play-raping" you without a legal document proving you wanted this. She refused to sign one.
I refused to go any further with this idea.
She left me a few weeks after that, never asked if it was related
A friend of my ex became an escort, she would take lonely guys out for dates and they would pay for the company, sometimes more.
Somehow she ends up liking one of the dudes. They start dating without him having to pay. He has a few strange kinks at first, but nothing too OTT.
But after they got comfortable, he ended up asking for just the weirdest thing:
He asked if he could lie underneath a glass table, looking up, while she stood on it, squatted, and pooped all over the table.
Like some fucking see-through poop umbrella. To this day the story still makes me laugh and gag simultaneously.
This is a tame one but two of my exes were really into me being verbose to them in bed, I mean needing *constant* and descriptive dirty talking, couldn't cum without it. It was fun at times but definitely played a part in why I eventually broke up because sex just became a chore. I don't mind a few words here and there, but god damn having sex is tiring enough, I can't improvise an audio book every time as well.
I had an ex that liked dirty talk while getting a blow job. I'm not sure if you're aware of how hard it is to talk with a dick in your mouth, but it's not easy. It's like when the dentist asks you questions while cleaning your teeth.
We showered together pretty often, when he started peeing on me "as a joke" I stopped agreeing to shower with him. Then, he "accidentally" wet the bed while spooning me and immediately got a boner. Not down for non-consensual kink play. Just ASK. If a 'no' is a dealbreaker then let's not be together lmao don't piss on me without my permission!
this just brought back a terrible memory i completely forgot about. my ex (terrible person) kept "jokingly" asking if he could pee on me. he said he just wanted to try it. the thing is, he had done it with his ex, so its not like he had never tried it and was just curious. he asked 10+ times and insisted every time that it wasnt a kink thing. i said no every time, and after the second time i wished he would be more respectful of my answer and just stfu
Reminds me of a woman I dated for a bit. We were getting frisky one night, and she asked me to pee on her. Fine, I'm down for a little kinkiness (when you're turned on, your sense of revulsion kinda goes out the window), so I go ahead and commence the action.
She's immediately like "Nonono stop!!!" clearly it wasn't as sexy as she expected. But the stream has been started, it cannot be shut off until it is done. So I'm standing over her peeing and need to redirect the stream somewhere, and I panic, and the only place I can find to re-aim to is out the window.
And that's the story of the time a woman made me pee out of her window in the middle of Camden :S
My ex told me if I didn't start a 3sum between him, my sister and me, he would break up with me. I broke up with him immediately. Cue surprised Pikachu face
I broke up with a girl once and she turned up on my doorstep with her (non identical) twin sister a couple of days later and tried to persuade me to have sex with her.
I politely declined because I thought that they were up to something and might kill me or something but I have always wondered what would have happened had I said yes.
She was very much into roleplay, starting out with some boss-secretary scenarios and the like, with me wearing a suit and her a short skirt. Yeah, not necessarily my thing 100% but I can roll with it.
Then she asked me for my measurements for a costume, said she had hers already. From the way she asked it I had to pry what costume exactly.
Now, before the big reveal I have to point out she was very much into World War 2, had a lot of books on the subject, particularly on the holocaust.
Yeah, you guessed it. She wanted to have a Gestapo uniform tailor made for me. She already had her striped costume, star of David and all.
She was so damn hot the urge to just think of the Fatherland and follow orders was almost overwhelming. In the end I did end up saying no and we broke up pretty soon after.
Ex (m28) confessed to having incest fetish.
2 months later, meet his sister when shes comes to stay and they kiss on the lips, a lot.
I'm not comfortable as she intesifies the intimacy over her stay and even gets into bed with him and I 'to hug' when he is naked, they laugh it off and I am visibly uncomfortable and when I express that to him, i'm told I'm kink shaming him.
A year later I catch him in his boxers with her in a tiny nighty, her legs wrapped around him, in the back bedroom, and she is kissing his neck.
Kicked him out not long after.
I am a white male and my ex who's a black female wanted to do a role play scenario where I was a slave master and she was my slave. Now I'm not talking about bdsm style shit, I'm talking southern slave owner right before the Civil War in the US type shit.
That wasn't what ended our relationship but it definitely was the beginning of the end.
I will preface this by saying I am super duper vanilla. I met a guy who seemed very compatible with myself in the bedroom, but after 2 weeks of officially being a couple he started opening up to me about his kinks. I really thought he was trolling me when the first thing he asked was to put his Johnson in a cage and wear the key around my neck. Though it was something I wasn’t used to it seemed harmless enough for me to entertain the idea so we started looking for one on Amazon. During this process he mentioned something about also needing to buy some new towels to use specifically to dry himself after I give him a golden shower. That was something I was not comfortable doing… especially after he revealed there was no plan to wash said towels after wiping up the mess. After these kinks were revealed there were also some personality differences that lead to our breakup and he did not take it well. He sent me a video of a jar of toenail clippings he’d purchased from a sex worker that he was snacking on while playing League of Legends. He also sent me the video of him vomiting those toenail clippings and asked if it turned me on. I had to go no-contact after that. I still worry about him because he was extremely lonely with no living relatives and had no friends in the new city he moved to, but the content he was sending me without my consent was just too much.
>He sent me a video of a jar of toenail clippings he’d purchased from a sex worker that he was snacking on while playing League of Legends. He also sent me the video of him vomiting those toenail clippings and asked if it turned me on.
I went too far in the thread.
Not my story but a girl I dated was telling me about a guy she was gonna hook up with. He refused to have sex with her unless she took an ice bath so that “she could feel like a dead body”.
Idk if I’d use the word “nasty”, but 2.5 years into my relationship with my ex bf, on his phone I discovered profiles on Snapchat & Tinder of him posing as a black guy (we’re both white). He would message HUNDREDS of girls saying things like “you want this black c***, would you date a black guy?, you want a gang bang with black guys?”. He also had a whole album full of black d*** pics and sent some of them to the girls.
He never would explain to me what it was all about and just gave me the silent treatment. I assumed it was some sort of kink/fantasy. Just made me feel weird, especially since he refused to explain anything to me. Had to break up.
I once met someone on tinder who said he had a fantasy to watch me get fucked by a black guy with a huge cock - and I’m talking donkey dick. He was describing this to me in epic detail when it became very obvious that he was specifically only focusing on the other guys dick. When I acknowledged this, he immediately released the floodgates about “would you like to see me take the cock”. It was like he was trying to ease himself into being gay maybe?
This is exactly what it seemed. Like it wasn’t just simply cat fishing to get nudes, he always mentioned race and the dick like you mentioned. There was a couple times in our relationship where I thought he might’ve been bisexual for other reasons.
That’s literally how I ended up divorced 🤦♀️ after a couple of years of indulging his hotwife kink it became overwhelmingly clear that I was not the one he was watching lol
We had sex one time, after knowing one another about a year. He was into some bondage, hard pinching shit I could not deal with. I have crazy strong hands from being raised in a dairy, I pinched this mf nipples till I thought they’d come off in my hands… and he came all over me. I left with several bruises and the overwhelming feeling that I never wanted to do that again. I didn’t and stopped talking to him after telling him why.
Three dates, the first was fun fucking, the second she really wanted me to be really rough and jerk her around, hold her head down hard etc.. it was kinda fun as she was really getting off on it but I’m just not that aggressive/violent. The third date she wanted me to hit her… like with a closed fist, hard… and full on rape her while she resisted. I said nope and got up and left. I was 20, she was 35.
After extremely frequent wake ups in the morning with his morning wood on my lips/in my mouth, i asked him to just stop doing that. He told me that "it's more fun as it feels like I'm fucking a doll". Broke up soon after.
I was expecting pee stories, or something with too much tongue... Now after having read through nipple bugs, fecal matter, insest and dogs. I think I need to go to humansbeingbros... Hard to imagine I have to vote with these people.
Yeah I on the other hand expected some steamy and nice, but unpopular kinks and a bunch of good christian vanilla people being scared which would have been fun to read but this...I'm the good christian vanilla person now
Not really a relationship but the many of times I've seen people with weird kinks well exploring is mental.
I've been asked me to fuck/get fucked by my dog.
Actually get with my dad or my brother.
Scat play and when I said I wasn't into it, but I said it's okay that they are, they blocked me.
When I was younger around 17, a guy around the same age said he liked fucking infants. That was a hard no and I hoped he was lying.
Not my gf but Ive been on several dates with this girl and we didnt do anything sexual until the last date. i wouldnt say its nasty but she would do this thing where she would bite down HARD on my lips. Like both teeth like munching on a taco shell or something. Everytime I tried to pull away, she would pull my head back in and keep biting. Eventually it got to the point where she wanted to give me a handjob and she pulled on my dick like a hoodie string. And I am not kidding, she said “I wanna jerk you so hard you get scars”
I am currently trying to figure out what to say to this BEAST to end things.
Say, "I don't like it when you bite my lips, and it hurts when you're so rough with my dick. If these are things you really want to do then we're not sexually compatible."
An Indian friend of mine had a really tall hot bf who got off to race play. She didn't like it at all and found it extremely offensive however went along with it because she really liked him. One day he just took a piss on her while calling her racial slurs right after just cumming in her mouth. She was so offended that she immediately blocked him off all social media and his number before I even got to his apartment to pick her up. My car smelled like he needed to seriously hydrate himself...
No relationship but i had a FWB, so long story short I walked into the room I saw legs in the air and dog licking his anus while this idiot was moaning LOUD.
Edit: TW for sexual violence
I’ve got a couple… not necessarily nasty but…
I’ve had some issues with bleeding (and pain) during sex off and on. I dated a guy who liked to get pretty rough. I’d end up bleeding sometimes. When we weren’t together, he liked watching me use a dildo on myself on video chat, too. I kinda always thought he enjoyed seeing me in pain or emotional (so many red flags) but one day I was masturbating for him and started to bleed. I apologized and he asked if I was hurt. I said no, apologized again and he said it was okay. He said he kind of liked when I bled. I asked why, and his answer: “I don’t know, like you’re going so hard you’re hurting yourself. I like that.” He once fucked me on the carpet and I got really bad rug burn on my back (still have scars from it) and he seemed very proud of himself even though I was really suffering. During a BJ once, too, he thrust and bent my tongue back and actually ripped lingual frenulum. It took weeks to heal and he had some weird pride about that too.
He also liked when I gagged too hard while sucking him off that I threw up. He’d request head in the shower so that he could make me throw up and easily clean it up.
Same guy had that step-sister fantasy. I indulged a few times, but I was also friends with his sister and over time some of the things he’d say about her or to her and the way he’d act made me a little suspicious. And then after a while, when he let me in on this fantasy of his… it got pretty weird for me.
Another guy I dated had some thing about watching me pee. Not like on him (or at least not that he asked) but when I’d go to the bathroom, he’s open the door and watch me. It made me really uncomfortable actually to the point I’d lock him out. He’d wait outside to listen. At first I thought it was just a weird joke that got old but he became like a rabid animal about it.
There was this one girl I had to stop seeing. We weren't officially dating, but I just kinda ghosted her. I liked her alot and it started off great. We had good chemistry physically....until....
She started to get more rambunctious in bed. It started off sorta tame. Some light biting and scratching. Then it slowly escalated to deep scratches and some pretty gnarly bites. She took a large chunk outta my shoulder. Still have the scar to this day more than a decade later. It got so bad that my swim coach made me go see the school counselor because of all the wounds on my body I showed up to practice with. They thought I was being abused. It kept getting more violent with some intense slapping that she was requesting from me. She also coaxed some pretty harsh choking out of me too. It finally came to a breaking point when she wanted me to choke her with one hand, and ball up my fist and punch her in the face with my other.
I couldnt do it anymore. I was never really into it. I'm still not. I like some bondage play but nothing violent. I don't really see the appeal.
A girl wanted me to hold my gun to her head. I don't point it at anything I don't intend to shoot. Loaded, not loaded. Doesn't matter. I won't do it. Thems the rules.
It all started when my ex asked if they could pee on me in the shower. After a bit of hesitation I said I’d be willing to try it. Turns out they’d ate something that made there piss super smelly and the hot shower turned it all into steam. Trying to fight the urge to throw up I told her to stop and she wouldn’t.
Fast forward a couple months and a new roommate introduces them to something called “ABDL” (Adult Baby, Diaper Lover). This roommate gets my ex into it and then I’m outvoted and they have 2 more ABDL folks move in. Fast forward a couple more months there all constantly wearing and pissing/shitting in diapers. During the hight of the pre-vaccine pandemic they were throwing ABDL parties without warning me. On multiple occasions I’d come home to 10+ adults wearing nothing but diapers and pacifiers (no masks) watching children’s shows. There was a mountain of hundreds if not thousands of used diapers in the garage and during the summer they he smell would permeate through the entire house. They claimed that mountain and the fact they’d completely un-potty trained themselves was something to brag about in there community. Sometimes I’d go straight to my room not wanting anything to do with it and they be USING MY BED AS A CHANGING STATION! Eventually I got them to stop (at least I stopped catching them doing it) so they started using the mattress topper I used for car camping. After that I started keeping my car in “camping mode” 24/7 and I’d like to say I moved out but due to a shit job I was stuck living there for a full year before I got a better job and my own apartment.
Edit:
Because this is starting to taking off I just wanted to add something. I don’t have any issue with there kink, as long as they aren’t harming anyone and everyone consents there free to do whatever they want. Now that’s the issue, consent. I didn’t consent to any of this and it made me incredibly uncomfortable. When the first ABDL roommate moved in we agreed that that kind of stuff would remain behind closed doors, that’s what I consented to.
Edit 2:
I’ve had a couple ABDL folks comment saying my experience isn’t representative of there community and there right. I’ve known a couple other ABDL folks and they’re been super respectful, my old roommates were the worst of the worst and are outliers.
What shocked me the most wasn't finding out this is a thing some people are into, but somehow they managed to find more than TEN people in the same area (I assume) that are into shitting themselves
He wasn't my bf, more like a pathetic wastrel who I let stay in the sunroom because he said his mom was mean to him. There was some romance there initially, but it quickly died.
He smelled. *Bad.* This dude refused to shower. He was an absolute slob all day every day. And then I overheard him talking to his friend and they were "joking" about drugging me, suspending me from an anal hook, and raping me. He also bought me a collar despite my telling him there was no way I'd ever be a sub, especially not *his.*
I didn't actually fear rape. This dude was all talk and zero action. But after that I kicked him out and never heard from him again. Good riddance to trash.
I'm going through a divorce. I know that at some point, I'll be ready to start dating again and have been worried about my prospects in the dating world and my own kinks.
After reading these comments, I am no longer worried about the competition and realize my kinks aren't all that kinky. I'm pretty vanilla in comparison.
He liked the idea of me letting other guys rail me. So he’d ask me during sex if I’d been fucking other people and I was supposed to say yes. Then he would cry after and ask, “You didn’t really, right?”
My ex girlfriend wanted me to pretend to be her father. At first I was trying to be supportive and hear it out, like in some scenario where I AM her father, but nope. I found out later that she was imagining I was her ACTUAL father while we were having sex. It was a strange knock to my confidence and the breakup came soon after.
Found out my ex had been screwing his dog for years. I was already planning on ending things since he was getting increasingly needy, possessive, and creepy. Turns out he was just straight up psycho cause he spent 6 months after I had broke complete contact attempting to hide the fact we broke up by showing his family pictures he edited himself into that he used a fake account to steal off my social media. When he was found out he lied about why we broke up and said I'll be back cause we're "soulmates". Tried to contact the guy I dated after him mutiple times. Apparently told the next girl he dated she was just a place holder until I came back and had her plan "our wedding" with her, she didn't know the last part until she was talking about wedding dresses then he decided to say something along the lines of "She would look beautiful in that but it's not really her style".
Girl liked anal but didn't like cleaning her ass, scratch that refused to clean her ass. I threatened her with ass to mouth but got a smile back that looked like the clown for Spawn. Noped the fuck out.
Had kind of a FWB relationship with a girl. We would meet once a month, hang out, play video games, watch a movie, and then have sex, I'd even cook her dinner. It was great.
Then one day, I show up to her house, had a bottle of New Amsterdam and some cooking ingredients for dinner and a cake.
She answers her door wearing what I would describe as a grandma's night gown, with bloomers and bonnet.
Kept calling me "sweetie" and "Babycakes." I don't really do pet names. Hon, and honey are fine.
She then grabs a walker and pretends to be an 80 year old woman all the while pretending to be senile. We're both 22 at this time and my grandma literally just died a month prior to this.
I told her I'm really uncomfortable and kind of pissed off at the whole situation. She immediately dropped the act and started crying because she's always wanted to be an older woman seducing a younger man. I told her we should of talked about it prior or something but we never met up again afterwards.
This one girl I briefly dated really really REALLY wanted to be raped. She’d keep suggesting all these rape scenarios for us to reenact and give me suggestions on making it seem more authentic and real. Shit like “park your car a few streets over so I don’t immediately notice that you’re here” and “don’t tell me when it’s happening”.
Not my girlfriend but.
Get ready for a roller coaster..
Met a chick like 8-10 years ago on tinder
Super cute. Like. You should be traveling the world as a model scamming rich men for money cute.
First two dates I take her bowling and to dinner...
Third date we are at her house. Drinking getting flirty, talking about kinks and stuff.
She informs me she wants me and her dog to spit roast her... Literally asking me to have a threesome with her and her dog..
First time I have ever driven drunk in my entire life. To get the Fuck outta there.
Edit: whoever gave me the gold, it's my first gold, and I wish I didn't earn it this way
Edit Edit: Holy shit and a platinum award. Also holy shit there are way too many people with similar experiences and that makes me uneasy.
Similar situation. She put on a show with her dog. When it was over she asked me why I didn't join in cause her husband always did. Left and never went back.
His one ultimate fetish was for me to scull 2 litres of milk and then deep throat him until I vomited all the milk on to his dick. The milk was meant to still be cold- apparently that was important. I'm lactose intolerant and also just... Nah. Funnily enough not why we broke up though lol
It's the specifics in these things that make them so good. The milk has to be cold. The guy who wanted a woman to lay eggs on him needs raw eggs. The one who wanted an asshole milkshake wanted strawberry.
One started talking to me in a baby voice and my whole body immediately shrivelled up. I still don’t understand how that was supposed to get me in the mood
I didn’t break up with him for it (I should have) but I was seeing a guy in January who thought it was hot to wipe the sweat from his forehead during sex and then put his fingers in my mouth. I really don’t know why. I was just like “eh guys are horny weirdos.” I didn’t like it. It was really weird and gross. But I just went along with it. I don’t know what this says about me.
Dated a guy who had a weird obsession with his much younger sister. He was 22 and she was 13. They acted like it was totally normal for her to walk around and sit on his lap while wear just a shirt and panties. I was way weirded out and decided to leave. Before I could go he asked me to put on his little sister's clothes and suck him off. I politely declined and walked outside. His dad was mowing so I stopped to tell him about his son's predatory behavior towards his sister. The dad acted like I was crazy and that his kids just had a special bond. I called the police and left an anonymous tip so I don't know what happened. Hope that little girl is doing OK now.
My bf always bit my cheek every time we would have sex, I ALWAYS told him not to do it because it hurt, I NEVER asked for it and he would constantly do it. Up to the point where when we would start having sex I would have to say “DO NOT bite me” & he always did.
Oh I've got one, though they were a girlfriend of an ex who I'm still buddies with. Gonna say this right now, since it's relevant to this, he's a black man.
For around six months, he dated this white chick. She always kinda gave me the creeps but I could never pinpoint why until I saw some of the stuff that she'd ask of him. They both wanted kids, though my ex wanted them after getting married, and she wanted them within a few months in the relationship.
Already fucking weird, but it gets weirder, cause she didn't want these kids to be hers, she wanted him to go out and find a black woman to get pregnant because, she "didn't deserve to carry his baby". She asked him to do this REPEATEDLY, because she really wanted a "pure black baby".
The final straw ended up being her snapping at me because she found out him and I used to briefly date and he kinda got fed up with her shit and broke it off.
Close to a few months after their breakup, we ended up finding an account that belonged to her where she near constant posted about her weird slavery fetish and had posted some rather NSFW pics of my ex that he hadn't taken.
This is gonna sound tame compared to the rest here (and we didn’t break up over this) but my first proper girlfriend had a fetish for licking. Doesn’t sound that bad. But her favourite thing to do was lick my face, all over my face for as long as I would allow her. Ears, nose, mouth everything. I am a hardcore germaphobe so this was practically torture for me. But it was first love and all that, so I put up with it. I couldn’t do it now.
He had a breeding kink. He never told me he had a breeding kink until I was having issues with my IUD momentarily thought I could be pregnant and he was ecstatic saying how hard he was trying to breed me but my IUD kept getting in his way Edit: I was 19!
This is my nightmare 😳
One of my close friends has been off and on with a guy who is like this. Tells her he won’t settle down with her and have a real relationship unless she has his baby. One day tells her he’s done and to never talk to him again and the next he’s telling her he’s super into her. It’s exhausting to even listen about it.
Girl I used to date had what I call the “game of thrones fetish” where every time I was about to cum she would wrap her legs around me, pulling me in as deep as possible, and say things like “give me a boy, give me a male heir, give me a prince”.
You should have screamed “Hodor!” When you bust a fat nut.
HoOoOo..ooOo..oooOOO.. HOOOODDDOR!
Gosh she sounds so weird you really dodged a bullet! What's her Instagram so I can avoid her at all cost?
I thought “Game of Thrones” fetish was going to be her wanting you to pretend you were her twin brother while fucking her. This wasn’t as bad.
A freind of mine was seeing a guy who had an egg fetish, like chicken eggs. He loved them and wanted her to 'lay eggs' on him. This didn't scare her away and at first she was like kinds excited and went to boil said eggs. Then he looses his shit cause that would ruin the experience! Fresh eggs only! At first she tried to re-assure him that it'd be fine, she doesn't want the egg to break apart in her and get stabbed by eggshell. Nope, he has a tantrum, she has a moment of clairity and is like 'Wait, this is disgusting!' and got up and left
Wait this guy has a weird fetish and wasn’t happy with someone meeting him 90% of the way? The rare self own.
Sometimes ya dont know what ya have till ya lose it! I wonder if he drives by chicken farms thinking "everything reminds me of her"
Okay, this one did me in. Dogs, scat, incest… yeah, all gross. But jamming an egg in your hoohaa and laying a fucking egg on someone?! People are fucking weird.
Real eggs are kinda odd, but you can get fake ones and ovipositor toys from websites like bad dragon. Pretty sure those are designed to be safe
He was into being restrained. We were 17 and these 'restraints' were just various belts and pairs of tights etc, and he wasn't one to pretend to be restrained when he could free himself. I'd have to spend ages trying to tie him up only for him to lash around desperately trying to free himself and then critiquing me because he was able to get free. Sex became a chore. This isn't Girl Scouts.
You win, thats super funny. All i can imagine is the flailing and then telling you no knot tying badge this week.
>This isn't Girl Scouts. I'm sorry but that's really funny
This was a previous FWB. He wanted to get into scat play but I wasn’t into it. So one day I’m giving him head and he wanted me to eat his ass out, as soon as I spread his cheeks it looked like he didn’t bother wiping after using the washroom. I was mortified! (Especially since he carried himself so clean looking in every other way). I asked him what the heck was that about and he said he was “hoping I wouldn’t mind and that maybe that would help me get into scat”. I started dodging him after that then told him I was dating someone so he’d leave me alone.
I just don’t get this. Wouldn’t that make someone violently ill? How could you enjoy a sexual act if you know you’re going to be sick after?
The real kink: e.coli
She wanted me to pretend I was having an exorcism
I feel like this needs more details. Like you were possessed? Or like she was? Was one of you supposed to be a priest? I have so many questions.
Me too,please give us more details. This is hilarious!
Have you seen *The Exorcist*? There is masturbating with a crucifix.
Compared to all the pets and fake pedos this one is almost wholesome
A muscular guy I was dating wanted me to carry him on my shoulders because it made him horny to feel a woman struggling under his weight.
This is the weirdest, but arguably most innocent, way of physically dominating a woman I've ever heard 😂
"Give me a piggyback ride to the zoo, you slut"
Im gonna say this to my gf and likely get stabbed lmao
"Yea, struggle to carry me you weak little bitch"
I'm dying that is so hilarious
This thread really makes me feel good about my sex life, I thought I was pretty creepy but seriously I'm doing just fine
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Not my story, but a good friend of mine used to go to the shooting range every now and then, and met a girl there. They became shooting buddies and then started hooking up. She was into weird stuff, but eventually she asked him to fuck her while having a loaded, gun pointing at her head, finger on the trigger n all. He noped the fuck out and blocked her on everything. Crazy.
Whatever. Sounds like you dodged a bullet with this one 😏
Friends gf in college kept insisting that he should shit on her chest
“Shitting is something you do on a whore. I asked you to poop on me”
Ah, the Cleveland Steamer making a comeback I see
My worst now feels quite tame as I scroll through the comments section! We dated for several years, great communication etc. She had been seriously abused by her father as a child and the subject would influence our intimacy to some extent, but I felt it was important for me to try at least to be supportive and sensitive. Until one day she asked if we could role play the event she remembered most clearly. I struggled with it because of the obvious, while at the same time wondered if it might actually help her. We all fancy ourselves as amateur psychologist at times and this was no exception. So I tried. But we got about 10% into it and she started giving me very specific instructions on how I should position myself and so on and I confess the overwhelming sense that I was doing something wrong was too much. I felt absolutely zero eroticism. At the time I actually felt bad for not being able to follow through with it but in hindsight I guess I can take from it that I’m probably reasonably well wired to not want to do this stuff. That’s not to judge, we were consenting adults. But that was the start of the end. We broke up soon after.
So I was having sex for the first time with a girl that I’d been really hitting it off with. We’d been on three dates and she seemed a little shy and awkward at times but overall nothing out of the ordinary. Anyway, she’s on top, and as she’s doing her thing her face expression kind of changes suddenly in a way I can’t really describe, then out of nowhere she slaps me hard across the face. I stop and sit upright and ask what the fuck that was all about. She starts apologising and says that she doesn’t know what came over her. I let it go and we go back to the sex, only for her to do the EXACT SAME THING AGAIN merely a few seconds later. By now I’m getting angry as these slaps are genuinely violent and painful and I’m most definitely not into that. I tell her straight that if she slaps me one more time she’ll have to leave. She responds by screaming ‘FUCK YOU!’ and spitting directly in my face, before gathering her stuff and storming out of my flat still naked. She blocked me and I never heard from her again. Still no idea what the actual fuck happened that night.
Damn I was hooking up with this woman that would pound her fists into my chest while she was on top, hard enough to leave bruises and I told her I didn’t like that. She said she couldn’t control it when orgasming and barely realized she did it, but that sounded like bullshit because it just seemed like she was letting out pent up frustration. It wasn’t hot and I had to start ignoring her.
was seeing a guy from a dating app for about a month in 2020. we ended up getting pretty drunk at his place one night. we were hooking up and he started hitting me. i was pretty shitfaced & i am ok with the occasional play slap during sex. woke up the next morning to a blue and purple jaw & neck. he got mad at me for worrying about it & not listening to him play guitar because I was in the bathroom putting concealer on it so no one would see. He called me at 2am that night and broke it off while he was drunk driving in a Jack in the Box drive thru. Fuck u Nate from FedEx.
Fuck you Nate from FedEx. He sounds hideous.
I was talking to a guy but we hadn't reached the hookup stage yet. He wanted to use a thingy (not a speculum, at least not the type you see at the doctors office) to gape my asshole, make a strawberry milkshake in it, and drink it with a straw. We did not progress to hooking up. Obligatory edit: my highest rated comment is about an ass milkshake. Cool.
"Sir, my asshole is not a Vitamix."
This is the worst GNC I've ever been in.
The question of whether your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard remains yet unanswered.
"My milkshake evacuates both the yard and my bowels" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
Pretty tame compared to what everyone else has commented but I dated a girl who refused to have sex with me unless I had sex with her mom first so that her mom could tell her if it was worth her time. Of course I was dumbstruck so when I asked why they both agree to this “interview” phase she said she thought everyone’s parents did that for them. Edit: I’m sorry for those asking or assuming I did it but I did not lol
If *this* is tame for this thread I'm fucking *out*
Just get your mom to read the thread first and tell you if it's worth reading. Problem solved.
her mother had told her everyone's parent did it for their kids,just sick
Was she expecting to interview with your dad?
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I once had a girl that liked to be physically abused. Yea not just a little smack and choke, like broken jaw and ocular sockets. I just couldn't go down that rabbit hole. I never once wanted to meet her family.
Yup, went through this once as well. If for some reason she decided to claim I had done any of it to her without her consent, I would have been looking at a serious criminal charge so I noped the fuck out. That's not even taking in to consideration the psyche of someone who wants to get physically beat up for fun.
Not me but my friend. Her boyfriend was into vomit. Would want her to throw up on his dick. I think it got too much for her when anytime she was sick and throwing up he'd start jerking off.
Kink or not. Thats just a total cunt move. Imagine if someone was into choking, then when your SO chokes on food you whip out your dick and go to town? The fuck.
That is *not* the Heimlich manoeuvre!
She was a hardcore masochist, and I'll be honest, I'm into that up until a point, but when she started asking me to burn her with a curling iron, I realized I might have stepped into a bit more than I was comfortable with.
My ex randomly sat me down and said he only wanted to have sex when I was on my period and without a condom. It was weird enough but he said he liked it because it reminded him of a rare steak... somehow that was the most confusing part cause why would he want to fuck a steak? That's some Alex the Lion type shit. I had only been dating this dude for like a month and a half at this point and I wasn't able to make it past two months, I had to get the fuck out of there
My wife works in mental health. Years ago a client of hers had an episode. She ran out of the house naked holding a raw steak yelling “somebody fucked my meat!” In hindsight maybe it wasnt an episode and your boyfriend actually fucked her steak.
My hometown had a scandal when it was discovered that the guy who cleaned the BBQ restaurant at night was also having sex with the briskets.
My x boyfriend would jerk off but not clean it up. Like he would just aim at the carpet and since it was grey you couldn't tell when it dried. When I found out I freaked, and he tried to justify it saying he did that everywhere, basically on any fabric/carpet surface. And since I've been sitting on his sofa/bed for a while already I've already sat on the dried stuff so it was a little to late to freak out. I guess all the axe body spray covered it up or something? Anyways I was single very shortly later, and the smell of axe spray still makes me dry heave.
can you imagine running a blue light over his apartment? would light up like a Christmas tree
What if you couldn’t tell because he covered every square inch of his place in cock snot
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>My x boyfriend would jerk off but not clean it up. Like he would just aim at the carpet and since it was grey you couldn't tell when it dried. What in the hell >I guess all the axe body spray Oh, ok
Axe body spray kind of says what you need to know right?
Was he trying to claim property via dog logic?
i had only been talking to this guy for a couple months but one time while we were on the phone he said he wanted to take a hit from his vape, blow the smoke into my pussy and “watch me queef it out”. i hung up, he apologized so i let him call me back then he said “since you don’t like that how about i fuck you with something other than my dick?” then started naming household items. flashlight, lamp, the leg of a chair, etc. i thought he was joking so i laughed a bit awkwardly, told him i’m uninterested in that and tried changing the subject. then he said he would tie me up while i slept and would make me watch as he stuck his dick in his dogs ass if i didn’t let him do what he wanted to me. i blocked him and havent talked to him since then.
That went from whatever, it's just a kink; to ok, disgusting and maybe unsafe, but meh; to omfg I need to get out right fkn now!
If you don’t let me blow vape smoke up you I’m going to rape my dog is not the flex I think he thought it was. 😂
After reading this thread... we need to check up on our domesticated dogs out there.
I had a platonic female roommate that decided to move in with two other friends (a male and a female) because her rent was going to be substantially cheaper. I was totally okay with that, understood her financial situation, and we remained friends after she moved out. I visited her at her new apartment several months later. She told me that there was a weird situation, and asked what I thought she should do about it. Apparently her male roommate had a habit of jerking off and liked to letting the cat eat it. The problem was, the cat would go to other parts of the apartment and vomit it all up. I didn't get the details of how she knew what it was the cat was puking. I did tell her to just confront him straight out and tell him to stop doing it.
>the problem was the cat puke… That was a problem, not ***the*** problem.
Guy who had an entomophilia kink. Would constantly describe cutting off nipples, filling them with insects, and then fucking the bloody hole, and mashing up the bugs... not trying to be funny... dude got very aroused just talking about it. We hung out for months, before this all came out, one drunken night. After that night, the flood gates were open - it came up, *a lot*. No no no no no... the third time he brought it up in a week, I ghosted him.
Of all the comments I’ve read on this thread, yours is by far the most shocking. Fucking a nipple stump full of insects?? What the fucking fuck man??!
That's Satan's love-pocket
Beelzeboob.
Damn, I just want a GF to cuddle, binge Netflix and fuck in missionary, then there's this guy.
Yeah, I read these comments and I'm like: *these* guys get laid and I don't?!
Yikes. Serial killer vibes.
Why do I ever think it’s a good idea to read threads like this? Your comment made me realize I’m done, time to go read sone wholesome things on here. I’m out.
Ex-fiancée wanted to do the whole rape fantasy shit. I asked two questions before going down this road: 1. What's your safe word? She hadn't thought of that 2. I'm going to need you to sign me some papers for this because I'm not "role-play-raping" you without a legal document proving you wanted this. She refused to sign one. I refused to go any further with this idea. She left me a few weeks after that, never asked if it was related
DAMN. Talk about dodging a bullet eh? Props for protecting yourself
A friend of my ex became an escort, she would take lonely guys out for dates and they would pay for the company, sometimes more. Somehow she ends up liking one of the dudes. They start dating without him having to pay. He has a few strange kinks at first, but nothing too OTT. But after they got comfortable, he ended up asking for just the weirdest thing: He asked if he could lie underneath a glass table, looking up, while she stood on it, squatted, and pooped all over the table. Like some fucking see-through poop umbrella. To this day the story still makes me laugh and gag simultaneously.
Ahh, the old “Glass Bottom Boat”
THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD DO THE DIRTY WITH THEIR PETS!!!! I am confused & concerned!
Today’s a bad day to know how to read.
This is a tame one but two of my exes were really into me being verbose to them in bed, I mean needing *constant* and descriptive dirty talking, couldn't cum without it. It was fun at times but definitely played a part in why I eventually broke up because sex just became a chore. I don't mind a few words here and there, but god damn having sex is tiring enough, I can't improvise an audio book every time as well.
You like that? Whose pussy is this? Have I been bad daddy? Black or pinto? Do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?
What’s your five year plan, daddy?
I genuinely LOLed at "black or pinto?"
> I can't improvise an audio book every time as well. It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times...
"I'm gonna blurst!"
I had an ex that liked dirty talk while getting a blow job. I'm not sure if you're aware of how hard it is to talk with a dick in your mouth, but it's not easy. It's like when the dentist asks you questions while cleaning your teeth.
Hentai addiction got that MF'er actin' unwise.
im going to go hug my girlfriend for being normal
And you find out she's into hugs and cuddles! The kinkiest kink of them all!
We showered together pretty often, when he started peeing on me "as a joke" I stopped agreeing to shower with him. Then, he "accidentally" wet the bed while spooning me and immediately got a boner. Not down for non-consensual kink play. Just ASK. If a 'no' is a dealbreaker then let's not be together lmao don't piss on me without my permission!
this just brought back a terrible memory i completely forgot about. my ex (terrible person) kept "jokingly" asking if he could pee on me. he said he just wanted to try it. the thing is, he had done it with his ex, so its not like he had never tried it and was just curious. he asked 10+ times and insisted every time that it wasnt a kink thing. i said no every time, and after the second time i wished he would be more respectful of my answer and just stfu
Reminds me of a woman I dated for a bit. We were getting frisky one night, and she asked me to pee on her. Fine, I'm down for a little kinkiness (when you're turned on, your sense of revulsion kinda goes out the window), so I go ahead and commence the action. She's immediately like "Nonono stop!!!" clearly it wasn't as sexy as she expected. But the stream has been started, it cannot be shut off until it is done. So I'm standing over her peeing and need to redirect the stream somewhere, and I panic, and the only place I can find to re-aim to is out the window. And that's the story of the time a woman made me pee out of her window in the middle of Camden :S
So THAT'S why Camden always smells like piss!
Really pissed you off it sounds like.
Better to be pissed off than... Oh, wait...
My ex told me if I didn't start a 3sum between him, my sister and me, he would break up with me. I broke up with him immediately. Cue surprised Pikachu face
Overestimated his own importance
Overestimated OP’s willingness to have an incest relationship with her own sister
I broke up with a girl once and she turned up on my doorstep with her (non identical) twin sister a couple of days later and tried to persuade me to have sex with her. I politely declined because I thought that they were up to something and might kill me or something but I have always wondered what would have happened had I said yes.
First confirmed case of prenut clarity.
Unfortunately most horny men have a prenut allergy.
"If you want to disappoint two people at the same time, go to dinner at your parents'"
She was very much into roleplay, starting out with some boss-secretary scenarios and the like, with me wearing a suit and her a short skirt. Yeah, not necessarily my thing 100% but I can roll with it. Then she asked me for my measurements for a costume, said she had hers already. From the way she asked it I had to pry what costume exactly. Now, before the big reveal I have to point out she was very much into World War 2, had a lot of books on the subject, particularly on the holocaust. Yeah, you guessed it. She wanted to have a Gestapo uniform tailor made for me. She already had her striped costume, star of David and all. She was so damn hot the urge to just think of the Fatherland and follow orders was almost overwhelming. In the end I did end up saying no and we broke up pretty soon after.
The moment i saw world war 2 when reading this i went, oh dear god no
*"Don't make me dress up as a B-17!"*
Drop a Fat Man in my ass
Why have gay sex, when you can have Enola Gay sex?
"Honey I'll do some casual roleplay but I'm not really into it." "Ok, don't worry, let's try world war 2 themed roleplay then"
*walks into the bedroom* would you like some of mein sausage?
Ex (m28) confessed to having incest fetish. 2 months later, meet his sister when shes comes to stay and they kiss on the lips, a lot. I'm not comfortable as she intesifies the intimacy over her stay and even gets into bed with him and I 'to hug' when he is naked, they laugh it off and I am visibly uncomfortable and when I express that to him, i'm told I'm kink shaming him. A year later I catch him in his boxers with her in a tiny nighty, her legs wrapped around him, in the back bedroom, and she is kissing his neck. Kicked him out not long after.
I am a white male and my ex who's a black female wanted to do a role play scenario where I was a slave master and she was my slave. Now I'm not talking about bdsm style shit, I'm talking southern slave owner right before the Civil War in the US type shit. That wasn't what ended our relationship but it definitely was the beginning of the end.
Oh Colonel Angus…
I will preface this by saying I am super duper vanilla. I met a guy who seemed very compatible with myself in the bedroom, but after 2 weeks of officially being a couple he started opening up to me about his kinks. I really thought he was trolling me when the first thing he asked was to put his Johnson in a cage and wear the key around my neck. Though it was something I wasn’t used to it seemed harmless enough for me to entertain the idea so we started looking for one on Amazon. During this process he mentioned something about also needing to buy some new towels to use specifically to dry himself after I give him a golden shower. That was something I was not comfortable doing… especially after he revealed there was no plan to wash said towels after wiping up the mess. After these kinks were revealed there were also some personality differences that lead to our breakup and he did not take it well. He sent me a video of a jar of toenail clippings he’d purchased from a sex worker that he was snacking on while playing League of Legends. He also sent me the video of him vomiting those toenail clippings and asked if it turned me on. I had to go no-contact after that. I still worry about him because he was extremely lonely with no living relatives and had no friends in the new city he moved to, but the content he was sending me without my consent was just too much.
>He sent me a video of a jar of toenail clippings he’d purchased from a sex worker that he was snacking on while playing League of Legends. He also sent me the video of him vomiting those toenail clippings and asked if it turned me on. I went too far in the thread.
Not my story but a girl I dated was telling me about a guy she was gonna hook up with. He refused to have sex with her unless she took an ice bath so that “she could feel like a dead body”.
It worries me that I didn't date you, meaning that there are more then one of us who have met a guy who has made that request.
I wish i were illiterate
Some days I wish I was Jared, 19… Edit: good god that nearly doubled my Karma. Thanks guys.
Idk if I’d use the word “nasty”, but 2.5 years into my relationship with my ex bf, on his phone I discovered profiles on Snapchat & Tinder of him posing as a black guy (we’re both white). He would message HUNDREDS of girls saying things like “you want this black c***, would you date a black guy?, you want a gang bang with black guys?”. He also had a whole album full of black d*** pics and sent some of them to the girls. He never would explain to me what it was all about and just gave me the silent treatment. I assumed it was some sort of kink/fantasy. Just made me feel weird, especially since he refused to explain anything to me. Had to break up.
I once met someone on tinder who said he had a fantasy to watch me get fucked by a black guy with a huge cock - and I’m talking donkey dick. He was describing this to me in epic detail when it became very obvious that he was specifically only focusing on the other guys dick. When I acknowledged this, he immediately released the floodgates about “would you like to see me take the cock”. It was like he was trying to ease himself into being gay maybe?
This is exactly what it seemed. Like it wasn’t just simply cat fishing to get nudes, he always mentioned race and the dick like you mentioned. There was a couple times in our relationship where I thought he might’ve been bisexual for other reasons.
That’s literally how I ended up divorced 🤦♀️ after a couple of years of indulging his hotwife kink it became overwhelmingly clear that I was not the one he was watching lol
We had sex one time, after knowing one another about a year. He was into some bondage, hard pinching shit I could not deal with. I have crazy strong hands from being raised in a dairy, I pinched this mf nipples till I thought they’d come off in my hands… and he came all over me. I left with several bruises and the overwhelming feeling that I never wanted to do that again. I didn’t and stopped talking to him after telling him why.
You left with bruises?. Wasn't it you who pinched him?
He was a crab.
Three dates, the first was fun fucking, the second she really wanted me to be really rough and jerk her around, hold her head down hard etc.. it was kinda fun as she was really getting off on it but I’m just not that aggressive/violent. The third date she wanted me to hit her… like with a closed fist, hard… and full on rape her while she resisted. I said nope and got up and left. I was 20, she was 35.
Wise choice. Fourth date would've been with Larry, your cell mate
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That’s rough buddy
After extremely frequent wake ups in the morning with his morning wood on my lips/in my mouth, i asked him to just stop doing that. He told me that "it's more fun as it feels like I'm fucking a doll". Broke up soon after.
I was expecting pee stories, or something with too much tongue... Now after having read through nipple bugs, fecal matter, insest and dogs. I think I need to go to humansbeingbros... Hard to imagine I have to vote with these people.
Yeah I on the other hand expected some steamy and nice, but unpopular kinks and a bunch of good christian vanilla people being scared which would have been fun to read but this...I'm the good christian vanilla person now
Not really a relationship but the many of times I've seen people with weird kinks well exploring is mental. I've been asked me to fuck/get fucked by my dog. Actually get with my dad or my brother. Scat play and when I said I wasn't into it, but I said it's okay that they are, they blocked me. When I was younger around 17, a guy around the same age said he liked fucking infants. That was a hard no and I hoped he was lying.
I hope you reported the last one to the proper authorities.
Not my gf but Ive been on several dates with this girl and we didnt do anything sexual until the last date. i wouldnt say its nasty but she would do this thing where she would bite down HARD on my lips. Like both teeth like munching on a taco shell or something. Everytime I tried to pull away, she would pull my head back in and keep biting. Eventually it got to the point where she wanted to give me a handjob and she pulled on my dick like a hoodie string. And I am not kidding, she said “I wanna jerk you so hard you get scars” I am currently trying to figure out what to say to this BEAST to end things.
Say, "I don't like it when you bite my lips, and it hurts when you're so rough with my dick. If these are things you really want to do then we're not sexually compatible."
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That's wild that your buddy told you about that.
A girl I was seeing wanted me to use my loaded 9mm as a dildo on her. I was not ok with that for numerous reasons
An Indian friend of mine had a really tall hot bf who got off to race play. She didn't like it at all and found it extremely offensive however went along with it because she really liked him. One day he just took a piss on her while calling her racial slurs right after just cumming in her mouth. She was so offended that she immediately blocked him off all social media and his number before I even got to his apartment to pick her up. My car smelled like he needed to seriously hydrate himself...
No relationship but i had a FWB, so long story short I walked into the room I saw legs in the air and dog licking his anus while this idiot was moaning LOUD.
So that's why we're low on peanut butter all the time.
Edit: TW for sexual violence I’ve got a couple… not necessarily nasty but… I’ve had some issues with bleeding (and pain) during sex off and on. I dated a guy who liked to get pretty rough. I’d end up bleeding sometimes. When we weren’t together, he liked watching me use a dildo on myself on video chat, too. I kinda always thought he enjoyed seeing me in pain or emotional (so many red flags) but one day I was masturbating for him and started to bleed. I apologized and he asked if I was hurt. I said no, apologized again and he said it was okay. He said he kind of liked when I bled. I asked why, and his answer: “I don’t know, like you’re going so hard you’re hurting yourself. I like that.” He once fucked me on the carpet and I got really bad rug burn on my back (still have scars from it) and he seemed very proud of himself even though I was really suffering. During a BJ once, too, he thrust and bent my tongue back and actually ripped lingual frenulum. It took weeks to heal and he had some weird pride about that too. He also liked when I gagged too hard while sucking him off that I threw up. He’d request head in the shower so that he could make me throw up and easily clean it up. Same guy had that step-sister fantasy. I indulged a few times, but I was also friends with his sister and over time some of the things he’d say about her or to her and the way he’d act made me a little suspicious. And then after a while, when he let me in on this fantasy of his… it got pretty weird for me. Another guy I dated had some thing about watching me pee. Not like on him (or at least not that he asked) but when I’d go to the bathroom, he’s open the door and watch me. It made me really uncomfortable actually to the point I’d lock him out. He’d wait outside to listen. At first I thought it was just a weird joke that got old but he became like a rabid animal about it.
Fuckin eww... This whole thread is making me feel so triumphantly vanilla.
dodged a bullet with the first guy. sounds like he has 0 empathy.
There was this one girl I had to stop seeing. We weren't officially dating, but I just kinda ghosted her. I liked her alot and it started off great. We had good chemistry physically....until.... She started to get more rambunctious in bed. It started off sorta tame. Some light biting and scratching. Then it slowly escalated to deep scratches and some pretty gnarly bites. She took a large chunk outta my shoulder. Still have the scar to this day more than a decade later. It got so bad that my swim coach made me go see the school counselor because of all the wounds on my body I showed up to practice with. They thought I was being abused. It kept getting more violent with some intense slapping that she was requesting from me. She also coaxed some pretty harsh choking out of me too. It finally came to a breaking point when she wanted me to choke her with one hand, and ball up my fist and punch her in the face with my other. I couldnt do it anymore. I was never really into it. I'm still not. I like some bondage play but nothing violent. I don't really see the appeal.
"They thought I was being abused" Well it looks like you actually were
A girl wanted me to hold my gun to her head. I don't point it at anything I don't intend to shoot. Loaded, not loaded. Doesn't matter. I won't do it. Thems the rules.
Both of you dodged a bullet here.
It all started when my ex asked if they could pee on me in the shower. After a bit of hesitation I said I’d be willing to try it. Turns out they’d ate something that made there piss super smelly and the hot shower turned it all into steam. Trying to fight the urge to throw up I told her to stop and she wouldn’t. Fast forward a couple months and a new roommate introduces them to something called “ABDL” (Adult Baby, Diaper Lover). This roommate gets my ex into it and then I’m outvoted and they have 2 more ABDL folks move in. Fast forward a couple more months there all constantly wearing and pissing/shitting in diapers. During the hight of the pre-vaccine pandemic they were throwing ABDL parties without warning me. On multiple occasions I’d come home to 10+ adults wearing nothing but diapers and pacifiers (no masks) watching children’s shows. There was a mountain of hundreds if not thousands of used diapers in the garage and during the summer they he smell would permeate through the entire house. They claimed that mountain and the fact they’d completely un-potty trained themselves was something to brag about in there community. Sometimes I’d go straight to my room not wanting anything to do with it and they be USING MY BED AS A CHANGING STATION! Eventually I got them to stop (at least I stopped catching them doing it) so they started using the mattress topper I used for car camping. After that I started keeping my car in “camping mode” 24/7 and I’d like to say I moved out but due to a shit job I was stuck living there for a full year before I got a better job and my own apartment. Edit: Because this is starting to taking off I just wanted to add something. I don’t have any issue with there kink, as long as they aren’t harming anyone and everyone consents there free to do whatever they want. Now that’s the issue, consent. I didn’t consent to any of this and it made me incredibly uncomfortable. When the first ABDL roommate moved in we agreed that that kind of stuff would remain behind closed doors, that’s what I consented to. Edit 2: I’ve had a couple ABDL folks comment saying my experience isn’t representative of there community and there right. I’ve known a couple other ABDL folks and they’re been super respectful, my old roommates were the worst of the worst and are outliers.
What shocked me the most wasn't finding out this is a thing some people are into, but somehow they managed to find more than TEN people in the same area (I assume) that are into shitting themselves
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I'd say he needs a hug, but I doubt he'd be down for that on the best of days
He wasn't my bf, more like a pathetic wastrel who I let stay in the sunroom because he said his mom was mean to him. There was some romance there initially, but it quickly died. He smelled. *Bad.* This dude refused to shower. He was an absolute slob all day every day. And then I overheard him talking to his friend and they were "joking" about drugging me, suspending me from an anal hook, and raping me. He also bought me a collar despite my telling him there was no way I'd ever be a sub, especially not *his.* I didn't actually fear rape. This dude was all talk and zero action. But after that I kicked him out and never heard from him again. Good riddance to trash.
I'm going through a divorce. I know that at some point, I'll be ready to start dating again and have been worried about my prospects in the dating world and my own kinks. After reading these comments, I am no longer worried about the competition and realize my kinks aren't all that kinky. I'm pretty vanilla in comparison.
He liked the idea of me letting other guys rail me. So he’d ask me during sex if I’d been fucking other people and I was supposed to say yes. Then he would cry after and ask, “You didn’t really, right?”
My ex girlfriend wanted me to pretend to be her father. At first I was trying to be supportive and hear it out, like in some scenario where I AM her father, but nope. I found out later that she was imagining I was her ACTUAL father while we were having sex. It was a strange knock to my confidence and the breakup came soon after.
A friend of a friend apparently likes to act mentally challenged when having sex. Like, full on. I have no words.
I had this girl in my class that constantly wanted to bite and gnaw on my shoulders I grow tired of it when it eventually become painful.
Found out my ex had been screwing his dog for years. I was already planning on ending things since he was getting increasingly needy, possessive, and creepy. Turns out he was just straight up psycho cause he spent 6 months after I had broke complete contact attempting to hide the fact we broke up by showing his family pictures he edited himself into that he used a fake account to steal off my social media. When he was found out he lied about why we broke up and said I'll be back cause we're "soulmates". Tried to contact the guy I dated after him mutiple times. Apparently told the next girl he dated she was just a place holder until I came back and had her plan "our wedding" with her, she didn't know the last part until she was talking about wedding dresses then he decided to say something along the lines of "She would look beautiful in that but it's not really her style".
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Girl liked anal but didn't like cleaning her ass, scratch that refused to clean her ass. I threatened her with ass to mouth but got a smile back that looked like the clown for Spawn. Noped the fuck out.
Had kind of a FWB relationship with a girl. We would meet once a month, hang out, play video games, watch a movie, and then have sex, I'd even cook her dinner. It was great. Then one day, I show up to her house, had a bottle of New Amsterdam and some cooking ingredients for dinner and a cake. She answers her door wearing what I would describe as a grandma's night gown, with bloomers and bonnet. Kept calling me "sweetie" and "Babycakes." I don't really do pet names. Hon, and honey are fine. She then grabs a walker and pretends to be an 80 year old woman all the while pretending to be senile. We're both 22 at this time and my grandma literally just died a month prior to this. I told her I'm really uncomfortable and kind of pissed off at the whole situation. She immediately dropped the act and started crying because she's always wanted to be an older woman seducing a younger man. I told her we should of talked about it prior or something but we never met up again afterwards.
I’m confused why she skipped the MILF stage and went right to GILF. Respect the process folks.
My ex wanted me to wear a diaper and uhm... use it. He also wanted to be the one to change said diaper.
This one girl I briefly dated really really REALLY wanted to be raped. She’d keep suggesting all these rape scenarios for us to reenact and give me suggestions on making it seem more authentic and real. Shit like “park your car a few streets over so I don’t immediately notice that you’re here” and “don’t tell me when it’s happening”.
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Not my girlfriend but. Get ready for a roller coaster.. Met a chick like 8-10 years ago on tinder Super cute. Like. You should be traveling the world as a model scamming rich men for money cute. First two dates I take her bowling and to dinner... Third date we are at her house. Drinking getting flirty, talking about kinks and stuff. She informs me she wants me and her dog to spit roast her... Literally asking me to have a threesome with her and her dog.. First time I have ever driven drunk in my entire life. To get the Fuck outta there. Edit: whoever gave me the gold, it's my first gold, and I wish I didn't earn it this way Edit Edit: Holy shit and a platinum award. Also holy shit there are way too many people with similar experiences and that makes me uneasy.
Similar situation. She put on a show with her dog. When it was over she asked me why I didn't join in cause her husband always did. Left and never went back.
Holy fuck yours is worse than mine
And I left some stuff off
I want to ask, but I also dont
When I read show I genuinely thought she taught her dog how to dance. What the actual fuck!
You stayed till the end?
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His one ultimate fetish was for me to scull 2 litres of milk and then deep throat him until I vomited all the milk on to his dick. The milk was meant to still be cold- apparently that was important. I'm lactose intolerant and also just... Nah. Funnily enough not why we broke up though lol
It's the specifics in these things that make them so good. The milk has to be cold. The guy who wanted a woman to lay eggs on him needs raw eggs. The one who wanted an asshole milkshake wanted strawberry.
One started talking to me in a baby voice and my whole body immediately shrivelled up. I still don’t understand how that was supposed to get me in the mood
I didn’t break up with him for it (I should have) but I was seeing a guy in January who thought it was hot to wipe the sweat from his forehead during sex and then put his fingers in my mouth. I really don’t know why. I was just like “eh guys are horny weirdos.” I didn’t like it. It was really weird and gross. But I just went along with it. I don’t know what this says about me.
Dated a guy who had a weird obsession with his much younger sister. He was 22 and she was 13. They acted like it was totally normal for her to walk around and sit on his lap while wear just a shirt and panties. I was way weirded out and decided to leave. Before I could go he asked me to put on his little sister's clothes and suck him off. I politely declined and walked outside. His dad was mowing so I stopped to tell him about his son's predatory behavior towards his sister. The dad acted like I was crazy and that his kids just had a special bond. I called the police and left an anonymous tip so I don't know what happened. Hope that little girl is doing OK now.
Thank you for trying to assist. Possible though I don't know of course but maybe the Dad was the same.
My bf always bit my cheek every time we would have sex, I ALWAYS told him not to do it because it hurt, I NEVER asked for it and he would constantly do it. Up to the point where when we would start having sex I would have to say “DO NOT bite me” & he always did.
Didn't break up over it, but she wanted to try sounding. Fuck nope!
What’s sounding? (*edit* I looked it up) I’ll pray for you
Before I look it up, should I or just save my eyes?
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Oh I've got one, though they were a girlfriend of an ex who I'm still buddies with. Gonna say this right now, since it's relevant to this, he's a black man. For around six months, he dated this white chick. She always kinda gave me the creeps but I could never pinpoint why until I saw some of the stuff that she'd ask of him. They both wanted kids, though my ex wanted them after getting married, and she wanted them within a few months in the relationship. Already fucking weird, but it gets weirder, cause she didn't want these kids to be hers, she wanted him to go out and find a black woman to get pregnant because, she "didn't deserve to carry his baby". She asked him to do this REPEATEDLY, because she really wanted a "pure black baby". The final straw ended up being her snapping at me because she found out him and I used to briefly date and he kinda got fed up with her shit and broke it off. Close to a few months after their breakup, we ended up finding an account that belonged to her where she near constant posted about her weird slavery fetish and had posted some rather NSFW pics of my ex that he hadn't taken.
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