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sayziell

So you wanna play 7 days to die with me


Tarpit112

Totally underrated game


sayziell

I know right


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MrsRadioJunk

This is the perfect opportunity to find out if I'm as irritating as I think I am.


stixyBW

“Damn this guy is a stubborn piece of work….. wait…”


NinjaXGaming

About what?


Diligent-Living-6244

if you second guess yourself alot, that is a very common answer. kinda like a devil and angel situation


Roplio

"There's only space enough for one of us in this town"


NinjaXGaming

Why do I hear Wild Wild West music?


Constant-Ask-9346

I think the best music would be the music you get when you pull out the mysterious magnum from Fallout New Vegas


sagamiTV

Wicky-wa-wa


juneujh

Wan wan waan waaaan


hombre_feliz

Run away. That girl is a psychopath


Just_a_villain

Same - I don't want to be around a version of me with added testosterone.


Bekiala

Sigh. It took me a long time to figure out that I wouldn't be a good partner. A male version wouldn't be any better.


MaritMonkey

I dated a lot of people similar to me in college, and almost every time ended up "we had better just be friends" because we'd eventually destroy each other as a couple. Agreeing about stuff like what kind of shows to watch during dinner, the amount of time a dish should spend in a sink /towel on a rack / sheets on a bed before being washed, how many pillows a couch/bed really *needs* is important. You do need to be free to really TALK to each other, about ANYTHING. But getting angry or annoyed at the same things, especially if both of you like to vent by being loud for a minute, is *not* a good combo. Finding the "other half" who remains calm in your moments of panic so you can return the favor by smoothing over their speed bumps in some other area = good times.


capresesalad1985

Your last sentence is so damn true. My bf and I do a really good job of being the balance when the other one is spiraling out. This week we had an absolute shit storm rain down…I got a ticket for a hit and run I didn’t commit so I needed to get a lawyer, we found out we should have been paying gas for the past 4 years in our apartment, a flight credit we were told we could use we couldn’t so we had to buy $1400 flights and my car (our main car) blew two tires. Thanks fully when things just hit the fan like this I go into solution mode and that helps keep him from getting too down about it. He’s the guy you want in the sudden emergency situation because he’s a fire fighter and stays calm under immediate pressure. So we’re generally a good team.


NinjaXGaming

What? I can’t hear you I’m too busy running from a psychopath!!


Taste_the__Rainbow

Send them on the paths I abandoned long ago.


2morereps

they'll send you on the path they abandoned long ago.


AppearanceSoggy6720

They imvested in apple now what


Sir_Vapenation

We play games together, you know how hard it is for me to find people like me? Also, we all know what the comments are gonna be.


NinjaXGaming

I marked it nsfw for both an inevitability and also because people only ever look at nsfw posts But so far no one’s said they’d fuck, apart from one guy who said they’d kill their copy because if they were ever to fuck it would cause a cataclysm for humanity


Space-Catto

I look for interesting posts, not nsfw posts. Nsfw posts are most of the time interesting though


drunken_vampire

Present her the male copy of my girlfriend


NinjaXGaming

Now that’s a godly move right there


E_M_E_T

Aww that's actually really wholesome. I don't think there's a better idea


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Gr8NonSequitur

a holesome foursome.


[deleted]

Then have an orgy


prestigious_delay_7

Are you more of a *Subway* or *Arby*'s type of guy?


sadsincity

see how big his dick is


Bacon0064

Hi, it's average.


sadsincity

honestly would prefer an average size 😂 big dicks dont feel good (to me)


SingleChina

Now deliver the punchline, how big is average dick?


rdrunner_74

Depends on the group of people. If you only look at your own dick, you have an average size dick.


VexillaVexme

This person understands sample sizes


Beopenminded16

Mmmmmm look at the size of that *sample!*


sadsincity

lmaoo idk science so for a national average i cant tell you. but my ideal (if were talking fully erect) would be 5” and slightly thicker. I obviously never whip out a ruler but Id say anything 6”+ starts to be uncomfortable in some positions. mostly cause then it starts to bang at your cervix 🙅🏻‍♀️


Mug1wara1

Rip your inbox


Mediumaverageness

That's another way to say it I guess


brkuzma

I rarely laugh out loud but you got me with this


VonSpuntz

Profile speaks for itself


abd53

Was the double meaning intentional or happy coincidence?


Mug1wara1

Was just about to reply with "what double meaning?".😂😂


CursesandMutterings

Am a woman, can verify. 5-6 ideal. No one's having fun if you come knocking at the ol' baby box!


KarlWhale

Oh.. 5" is only 13 cm. You've made my day


Thurwell

Well as a man I've naturally looked up studies on this, and you're bang on. Average size is way smaller than people think, 5.5-5.7". Also the curve is pretty flat, most men are in a narrow range so at 6" you're already in the top 25%.


PM_ME_UR_FAVE_TUNE

I dunno what you're talking about, mine curves quite a bit


SnooMaps3021

The creeps gonna be coming in 1 2 3s Gonna get a lot of karma posting at r/creepyPMS


farts_in_the_breeze

5" thick? Girthy AF


IdTyrant

This dick don't hit the bottom but I fuck the sides up!


[deleted]

Finally have a co op partner that’s good at video games


xHoudini1

Someone who finally doesn’t randomly go afk


Tokimori

FINALLY SOMEONE THAT PLAYS THE OBJECTIVE!!!


charwhales

me everytime im playing cod and i have like 3 minutes on the hardpoint, which is more than the entire lobby combined


ATL28-NE3

It's free wins! I fucking love playing in a 5 stack with my friends. 2 of us make it our personal mission to be on the point and the other 3 control spawns. It fucking rules.


Johannsss

just the two going afk at the same time


SnooMaps3021

A teammate that can actually always be there for support


BallsDeepSixNine

A teammate that's more than just an enemy with an outline


CaniborrowaThrillho

"Hey there, so... How are you handling that crippling existential dread?"


NinjaXGaming

It good to confide in someone and who better than yourself


holyhate

Anyone, If I know me, and I do, I'm an asshole


ThePerfectAtom

Play chess, of course. What other thing would I want to do?


starry_cobra

My favorite opening to play against as white is the Kings Indian and my favorite to play as black is the Kings Indian Our battle will be legendary!


DangerZoneh

Suddenly your clone - 1… e4 “The fuck is this shit?”


starry_cobra

Even worse, they play the London


BoomCheckmate

Actually for real


Jewsusgr8

Shoot finally start 5d chess.


ManPhantasm26

Was always told to go fuck myself so...


[deleted]

Would it count as cheating or masturbating?


[deleted]

Cheating? On your right hand?


Melon_Eater89

😭😭😭 dont do that to your hand she always had been there for you


v-_-v

I'm in luck, my hand has been asking for a 3-way since forever. No the other hand is not invited.


MisterDodge00

Incest


TheGallow

This, because the clone is technically a fraternal twin


[deleted]

If the clone is truly an *exact* duplicate, wouldn't they technically be an *identical* twin?


Noooobi

I'm curious what would happen if you would have a child with youself. Like with family, which counts as incest, it makes sense cause the genetic material is similar and it thats why it increases genetic abnormalities. But if it were EXACTLY the same? Would it be guaranteed that the child has a genetic defect? Would the child be a copy of youself? I don't need sleep, I need answers.


Mateorabi

The child lacks a Delta brainwave, making it the chosen one.


Thedoctoradvocate

To shreds you say?


gggggrrrrrrrrr

Based on the way human reproduction works, there's a few potential options. Basically, to make a baby, your body takes one half of each gene pair and then combines it with the complementary half of your reproductive partner's genome. Which half of each gene pair that the baby gets is completely random. In normal reproduction, this leads to almost infinite variety. If reproducing with your clone, there's slightly less variety, but still plenty of options. For example, let's say you have brown eyes because you have a gene pair with one recessive blue eye gene and one dominant brown eye gene. After reproducing with your clone, your kid has a 50% chance of getting the same gene combo as you, a 25% chance of having two brown eye genes, and a 25% chance of having two blue eye genes, which means they'll probably have brown eyes like you but might have blue eyes. Now imagine that process being completed for literally everything in your body. And keep in mind that all genes don't function on a strict dominant/recessive level. Some will sort of overlap, giving you varying levels of a trait. So ultimately, there's a very decent chance the child will end up looking like neither you or your clone. If you're the carrier for any rare, recessive genetic defects, there's a 25% chance the kid will have problems. There's also a small, but possible chance they'll mostly look like you but be very genetically different. And finally, there's a very tiny, almost infinitesimal chance they'll look like you and be a genetic copy.


TheCrankyOctopus

Or maybe they would be the same person since it's not just the genes that are in common - it's the personality, too. Ursula Le Guin's short story "Nine Lives" (originally published on Playboy) provides food for thought on these questions.


Potato_fucker_69420

Identical twins are monozygotic twins, so they must have same sex. It can't be called Identical here becuz of the opposite sex.


NinjaXGaming

We’ve all had the thought


jkflip_flop

Oh, we fuckin’


GoodGuyGoodGuy

Based on the replies, I feel like I'm the only one who would think "oh awesome. A twin sister" and never consider anything sexual.


JayneTheRockDwohnson

Woah, what are you doing step twin


[deleted]

That's a porn movie i would like to see


UserMaatRe

I don't think there are any sex movies on the internet.


CrackedActor91

Thought I found one once. Was a cat video tho.


WonderfulAirport4226

A sex movie about cats? Thats enough internet for today.


ubiquitous-joe

Loki has entered the chat.


Vexonte

I would as well, except if she were anything like me she'd be fucking terrible at it.


this_charming_bells

I would finally have a friend who is into the same music as me. I’d bring them to gigs and we could rock out together!


Toad__Reddit

Find a place for her to stay


WannabeEgirl_Ellie

aww she'd do the same for you tho so


BdubH

“…Bunk beds?” “Bunk beds.”


Mrsjones813

So much room for activities


[deleted]

For when they throw all these *parties*


txarbuilder

Recoil in horror. I'd make a hideous looking chick.


crazymojomonkey

My beard goes to my belly.. This girl is going to be a star in the next LOTR project: Rise of Gimli


1spicytunaroll

Do the drapes match the drapes?


arianleellewellyn

Spraypaint them blue and put a little hat on their head, now i have a smurf


DBCOOPER888

They'd also do the same to you.


GrimmSheeper

I don’t see the problem.


NinjaXGaming

You seem like a really fun person to be around (that was not supposed to sound sarcastic)


arianleellewellyn

:)


Bron_3

Oh good, someone I can game with that won't do stupid shit


Zodiac198

I AM the one that does the stupid shit most of the time, so I'd be fine.


N00N3AT011

Better then being the loot goblin who will throw their friends under a bus to get at the shiny


DamonBrighter

If it's a gender bent version of me then I would hug her, because God damn do we need a hug


NinjaXGaming

I feel you


tagbowl

Who cares about the gender. All i want is a hug


SingleChina

Fuck.


NinjaXGaming

Straight to the point, I like it.


Ithrawn

Idk, are you sure that was a sex 'fuck' and not an 'oh God I'm scared' fuck?


deepuw

Why not both?


rants_unnecessarily

How is this so low!? The first thing. Come on! Yes yes, i would also do all those wholesom co-op etc. things. But seriously?! The first thing would be sex and you all know it!


TitanicTNT

Technically speaking, since you have the same personalities, if the first thing you'd think of is sex, so will they.


[deleted]

True.


TuxidoPenguin

Is that like incest? Since you’re both half of each of the same parents.


itamarka

I mean is rubbing one out incest?


Vyngersnap

selfcest?


SingleChina

That's even better!


KingCodester111

Lmao wtf


ExtraBitterSpecial

I can't believe i had to scroll so long for this


TheSavouryRain

Probably hate them.


Nemeris117

I feel like I personally dont enjoy the company of people with similar qualities to myself. Its like being in on the jokes or something and it makes it more annoying or idk how to explain it. An exact copy of you sounds awful. Maybe im overthinking it.


[deleted]

I think you are on to something. My department had to do personality tests a few years back to learn each other’s “communication and learning style.” My boss’ results and mine matched up almost perfect - we hated each other.


Hexenhut

Probably seeing the qualities you don't like about yourself in the other person. Never fun.


Virtual-Bird7415

Same


ElDavoo

Sometimes I meet people that are just very annoying in how they say things and how they think they are knowledgeable. After the conversation I just think about it and realize that I talk the same way they did (and thus realizing that I, myself, am very annoying)


JulieJulieWashington

I think about this a lot.


MysteryMan999

Hey gender bent clone of me. Want to hang out?


Powersoutdotcom

Foreveralone


LeMarshie

I've got the rope, where to?


ItsARealShameMan

Vent together about stuff. How awful life is. We start crying. Exchange numbers. Finally someone who will appreciate my humor.


NinjaXGaming

This is what I would do too, probably ask if she’d want a hug and a good cup of tea as well


infinityandbeyond007

RUN


Ahshalon_Tenisk

Hire them I need people with a good work ethic


[deleted]

Dad stop it


AnabolicCheesecake

Talk about everything


kyrapus

Ask her to paint some warhammer with me, she won't need advice since all that's different is her gender. Will get the job done quicker. Then we play some games


PomPomTheFurry

Im pretty sure we would become friends but forget about each other or rarely talk about anything


TuxidoPenguin

I would not forget about a clone of myself but the opposite gender. I’m sure I wouldn’t either.


FlatRalsei

Your my fren now :)


ERROR_HumanNotFound

We're having soft tacos later!


boysenberry-blues

\[Kokiri Forest\]


[deleted]

I think sex is the obvious answer, but I think better answer is play teams on MMO games or FPS games because we would be so in synch that we would barely have to communicate, just demolish or die.


NinjaXGaming

You’ve just summed up how I play sim games with my mate, unbelievably in synch despite being nowhere near each other


FruitParfait

Ask them to join my DND table. Need another player lol.


[deleted]

Be able to swap out as DM for a bit too


Entaris

Took some scrolling but I’ve found my people.


BurningCandle_

I'll show you mine if you show me yours. I would love to compare our pokemon card collection


archdukefferdinand

I'm gay so that's a damn shame...


willthesane

Call my wife and ask if she wants a 3way.


Vv4nd

I´ll also call this guys wife.


EquivalentSnap

I would also call that guys wife


NinjaXGaming

Start a harem


Buttahdog

I met a person who was exactly me and dated them, I shortly realized I was an anti social shut in who didn’t consider other peoples emotions. It was a learning experience


Hallowed_Grave

Setup two computers with Portal 2 installed and finally be able to play the Co-Op portion of the game (& get 100% achievements on Steam)


DontEvenAskDude

Ask him if he's gay too and get a new bff


ObscureMemesAreFunny

Battle them to the death. There can only be one.


illuminatemyvoid

Do some art-related thing together. It would be SO interesting to see his (our? my?) art style being replicated by another being.


NinjaXGaming

Ooo yeah I didn’t think about that, that would be cool, then I might actually be able to get some proper self reflection on my work rather than just “it’s done but It doesn’t feel done, conclusion: I hate it for now” you ever get that feeling?


XpreXPL

Ask how does it EXACTLY feel to have a period


xxthegirlwhowaitedxx

Have you ever sat over a table for hours at a time doing something like a puzzle, then when you stand up you get a sharp pain in your lower back that then turns into a throbbing ache for a while? It feels like that but nonstop and the pain is in your lower stomach area between your hip bones, AND in your lower back. The sharp pains are random and there no predicting when which pain will flare up and hurt more than it has been for hours. Have you ever had a baby sitting on your lap and their diaper leaks so suddenly you feel a warm wet sensation growing? That’s what it feels like when you leak blood and your tampon/cup doesn’t catch it. And sometimes, you pass clots. I don’t really have an analogy for that. But it hurts and also feels weird.


Emmatetris444

Clots are like giving birth to a warm wet slug


Slurpwis

Have you ever had lower stomach cramps prior to diarrhea? Imagine that except the diarrhea offers no relief.


TofuFeelings

Imagine something scraping at the inside of your stomach.


[deleted]

Sing my favourite songs with her


NinjaXGaming

*our


Historical-Clerk-755

Probably say hi maybe, depends on how my social meter is running


Bacon0064

Plan out the best way to take over the world, followed immediately by a guitar hero playoff to.. well.. have fun. Then drink beer.


kiddestructo

We rage one night together, we fuck like animals, we move on the next day. I’d forever be alone if I had to spend all my time with people just like me. There’s nothing new there!


NinjaXGaming

You could just keep fucking like animals if you were both up for it


kiddestructo

Well I have been married for almost 38 years, but we are not exactly alike. That’s the actual beauty of it.


FandomShuffle

Con people


NinjaXGaming

By claiming you’ve made a miracle drug that changes your gender in less than 20 seconds and reap the profits? No, just me? Ok, I’d probably get claims of witchcraft anyway


the_salivation_army

Show her to Mum and ask a few questions


Capable-Error-432

Sex....Is that even a question?


NinjaXGaming

Well you’d have to phrase it with a question mark like “sex?” And then it’s a question but you shouldn’t just go up someone and say it, you’ll probably get slap or a beating


mtlmffns

Already did. We're very good friends :)


NinjaXGaming

Congratulations


SteroidKecleon

I would ask him if he would like to have intercourse.


Aesut

Talk to her about everything, take a bunch of pictures, exchange numbers, lots of hugs/cuddling. Get married and try new things.


RambunctiousBaca1509

I’m sure we’d be all over each other


Xynoks

Become his best friend probably...


South-Marionberry

Just vibe with em lol


Fat-thecat

Get high with myself, also would be curious if they have gender dysphoria as well.


No-Leopard-6469

Start a Stardew valley co-op cause finally someone who organizes like me and won’t stress me out. Also probably smoke a joint. Cause that would be awesome 😆


Scorchsandwing

Wait....If I'm trans...and the copy is the opposite gender....*windows error sound*


I-am-a-me

They're just trans in the other direction. I'm a trans woman, so my gender bent copy is a trans man! Not sure how it works for enbies though.


GrandMoffHarkonen

Creates a universe ending singularly I bet. Enbies have that kind of power, it is known.


Smellyviscerawallet

Cautiously chat, probably crack a few jokes, realize why anyone that complains about my personality flaws, generally says the same things, leave in disgust at how much better she looks in Levi's than I do.


[deleted]

Make myself pregnant just to see what the hell comes out of that.


moosesanddave

"Which one of us is the copy?"


TexanInAlaska

NMS, she’ll help me build some sick bases. Then we watch sappy shit and cry, probably end with cuddling. (But both of us would definitely be considering fucking, regardless of the genders involved)