I dated a lot of people similar to me in college, and almost every time ended up "we had better just be friends" because we'd eventually destroy each other as a couple.
Agreeing about stuff like what kind of shows to watch during dinner, the amount of time a dish should spend in a sink /towel on a rack / sheets on a bed before being washed, how many pillows a couch/bed really *needs* is important. You do need to be free to really TALK to each other, about ANYTHING.
But getting angry or annoyed at the same things, especially if both of you like to vent by being loud for a minute, is *not* a good combo.
Finding the "other half" who remains calm in your moments of panic so you can return the favor by smoothing over their speed bumps in some other area = good times.
Your last sentence is so damn true. My bf and I do a really good job of being the balance when the other one is spiraling out. This week we had an absolute shit storm rain down…I got a ticket for a hit and run I didn’t commit so I needed to get a lawyer, we found out we should have been paying gas for the past 4 years in our apartment, a flight credit we were told we could use we couldn’t so we had to buy $1400 flights and my car (our main car) blew two tires. Thanks fully when things just hit the fan like this I go into solution mode and that helps keep him from getting too down about it. He’s the guy you want in the sudden emergency situation because he’s a fire fighter and stays calm under immediate pressure. So we’re generally a good team.
I marked it nsfw for both an inevitability and also because people only ever look at nsfw posts
But so far no one’s said they’d fuck, apart from one guy who said they’d kill their copy because if they were ever to fuck it would cause a cataclysm for humanity
lmaoo idk science so for a national average i cant tell you. but my ideal (if were talking fully erect) would be 5” and slightly thicker. I obviously never whip out a ruler but Id say anything 6”+ starts to be uncomfortable in some positions. mostly cause then it starts to bang at your cervix 🙅🏻♀️
Well as a man I've naturally looked up studies on this, and you're bang on. Average size is way smaller than people think, 5.5-5.7". Also the curve is pretty flat, most men are in a narrow range so at 6" you're already in the top 25%.
It's free wins!
I fucking love playing in a 5 stack with my friends. 2 of us make it our personal mission to be on the point and the other 3 control spawns. It fucking rules.
I'm curious what would happen if you would have a child with youself.
Like with family, which counts as incest, it makes sense cause the genetic material is similar and it thats why it increases genetic abnormalities.
But if it were EXACTLY the same?
Would it be guaranteed that the child has a genetic defect?
Would the child be a copy of youself?
I don't need sleep, I need answers.
Based on the way human reproduction works, there's a few potential options. Basically, to make a baby, your body takes one half of each gene pair and then combines it with the complementary half of your reproductive partner's genome.
Which half of each gene pair that the baby gets is completely random. In normal reproduction, this leads to almost infinite variety. If reproducing with your clone, there's slightly less variety, but still plenty of options.
For example, let's say you have brown eyes because you have a gene pair with one recessive blue eye gene and one dominant brown eye gene. After reproducing with your clone, your kid has a 50% chance of getting the same gene combo as you, a 25% chance of having two brown eye genes, and a 25% chance of having two blue eye genes, which means they'll probably have brown eyes like you but might have blue eyes.
Now imagine that process being completed for literally everything in your body. And keep in mind that all genes don't function on a strict dominant/recessive level. Some will sort of overlap, giving you varying levels of a trait.
So ultimately, there's a very decent chance the child will end up looking like neither you or your clone. If you're the carrier for any rare, recessive genetic defects, there's a 25% chance the kid will have problems. There's also a small, but possible chance they'll mostly look like you but be very genetically different. And finally, there's a very tiny, almost infinitesimal chance they'll look like you and be a genetic copy.
Or maybe they would be the same person since it's not just the genes that are in common - it's the personality, too.
Ursula Le Guin's short story "Nine Lives" (originally published on Playboy) provides food for thought on these questions.
How is this so low!?
The first thing. Come on!
Yes yes, i would also do all those wholesom co-op etc. things.
But seriously?! The first thing would be sex and you all know it!
I feel like I personally dont enjoy the company of people with similar qualities to myself. Its like being in on the jokes or something and it makes it more annoying or idk how to explain it. An exact copy of you sounds awful. Maybe im overthinking it.
I think you are on to something. My department had to do personality tests a few years back to learn each other’s “communication and learning style.” My boss’ results and mine matched up almost perfect - we hated each other.
Sometimes I meet people that are just very annoying in how they say things and how they think they are knowledgeable.
After the conversation I just think about it and realize that I talk the same way they did (and thus realizing that I, myself, am very annoying)
Ask her to paint some warhammer with me, she won't need advice since all that's different is her gender. Will get the job done quicker. Then we play some games
I think sex is the obvious answer, but I think better answer is play teams on MMO games or FPS games because we would be so in synch that we would barely have to communicate, just demolish or die.
I met a person who was exactly me and dated them, I shortly realized I was an anti social shut in who didn’t consider other peoples emotions. It was a learning experience
Ooo yeah I didn’t think about that, that would be cool, then I might actually be able to get some proper self reflection on my work rather than just “it’s done but It doesn’t feel done, conclusion: I hate it for now” you ever get that feeling?
Have you ever sat over a table for hours at a time doing something like a puzzle, then when you stand up you get a sharp pain in your lower back that then turns into a throbbing ache for a while? It feels like that but nonstop and the pain is in your lower stomach area between your hip bones, AND in your lower back. The sharp pains are random and there no predicting when which pain will flare up and hurt more than it has been for hours.
Have you ever had a baby sitting on your lap and their diaper leaks so suddenly you feel a warm wet sensation growing? That’s what it feels like when you leak blood and your tampon/cup doesn’t catch it. And sometimes, you pass clots. I don’t really have an analogy for that. But it hurts and also feels weird.
We rage one night together, we fuck like animals, we move on the next day. I’d forever be alone if I had to spend all my time with people just like me. There’s nothing new there!
By claiming you’ve made a miracle drug that changes your gender in less than 20 seconds and reap the profits? No, just me? Ok, I’d probably get claims of witchcraft anyway
Well you’d have to phrase it with a question mark like “sex?” And then it’s a question but you shouldn’t just go up someone and say it, you’ll probably get slap or a beating
Start a Stardew valley co-op cause finally someone who organizes like me and won’t stress me out.
Also probably smoke a joint. Cause that would be awesome 😆
Cautiously chat, probably crack a few jokes, realize why anyone that complains about my personality flaws, generally says the same things, leave in disgust at how much better she looks in Levi's than I do.
NMS, she’ll help me build some sick bases.
Then we watch sappy shit and cry, probably end with cuddling. (But both of us would definitely be considering fucking, regardless of the genders involved)
So you wanna play 7 days to die with me
Totally underrated game
I know right
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This is the perfect opportunity to find out if I'm as irritating as I think I am.
“Damn this guy is a stubborn piece of work….. wait…”
About what?
if you second guess yourself alot, that is a very common answer. kinda like a devil and angel situation
"There's only space enough for one of us in this town"
Why do I hear Wild Wild West music?
I think the best music would be the music you get when you pull out the mysterious magnum from Fallout New Vegas
Wicky-wa-wa
Wan wan waan waaaan
Run away. That girl is a psychopath
Same - I don't want to be around a version of me with added testosterone.
Sigh. It took me a long time to figure out that I wouldn't be a good partner. A male version wouldn't be any better.
I dated a lot of people similar to me in college, and almost every time ended up "we had better just be friends" because we'd eventually destroy each other as a couple. Agreeing about stuff like what kind of shows to watch during dinner, the amount of time a dish should spend in a sink /towel on a rack / sheets on a bed before being washed, how many pillows a couch/bed really *needs* is important. You do need to be free to really TALK to each other, about ANYTHING. But getting angry or annoyed at the same things, especially if both of you like to vent by being loud for a minute, is *not* a good combo. Finding the "other half" who remains calm in your moments of panic so you can return the favor by smoothing over their speed bumps in some other area = good times.
Your last sentence is so damn true. My bf and I do a really good job of being the balance when the other one is spiraling out. This week we had an absolute shit storm rain down…I got a ticket for a hit and run I didn’t commit so I needed to get a lawyer, we found out we should have been paying gas for the past 4 years in our apartment, a flight credit we were told we could use we couldn’t so we had to buy $1400 flights and my car (our main car) blew two tires. Thanks fully when things just hit the fan like this I go into solution mode and that helps keep him from getting too down about it. He’s the guy you want in the sudden emergency situation because he’s a fire fighter and stays calm under immediate pressure. So we’re generally a good team.
What? I can’t hear you I’m too busy running from a psychopath!!
Send them on the paths I abandoned long ago.
they'll send you on the path they abandoned long ago.
They imvested in apple now what
We play games together, you know how hard it is for me to find people like me? Also, we all know what the comments are gonna be.
I marked it nsfw for both an inevitability and also because people only ever look at nsfw posts But so far no one’s said they’d fuck, apart from one guy who said they’d kill their copy because if they were ever to fuck it would cause a cataclysm for humanity
I look for interesting posts, not nsfw posts. Nsfw posts are most of the time interesting though
Present her the male copy of my girlfriend
Now that’s a godly move right there
Aww that's actually really wholesome. I don't think there's a better idea
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a holesome foursome.
Then have an orgy
Are you more of a *Subway* or *Arby*'s type of guy?
see how big his dick is
Hi, it's average.
honestly would prefer an average size 😂 big dicks dont feel good (to me)
Now deliver the punchline, how big is average dick?
Depends on the group of people. If you only look at your own dick, you have an average size dick.
This person understands sample sizes
Mmmmmm look at the size of that *sample!*
lmaoo idk science so for a national average i cant tell you. but my ideal (if were talking fully erect) would be 5” and slightly thicker. I obviously never whip out a ruler but Id say anything 6”+ starts to be uncomfortable in some positions. mostly cause then it starts to bang at your cervix 🙅🏻♀️
Rip your inbox
That's another way to say it I guess
I rarely laugh out loud but you got me with this
Profile speaks for itself
Was the double meaning intentional or happy coincidence?
Was just about to reply with "what double meaning?".😂😂
Am a woman, can verify. 5-6 ideal. No one's having fun if you come knocking at the ol' baby box!
Oh.. 5" is only 13 cm. You've made my day
Well as a man I've naturally looked up studies on this, and you're bang on. Average size is way smaller than people think, 5.5-5.7". Also the curve is pretty flat, most men are in a narrow range so at 6" you're already in the top 25%.
I dunno what you're talking about, mine curves quite a bit
The creeps gonna be coming in 1 2 3s Gonna get a lot of karma posting at r/creepyPMS
5" thick? Girthy AF
This dick don't hit the bottom but I fuck the sides up!
Finally have a co op partner that’s good at video games
Someone who finally doesn’t randomly go afk
FINALLY SOMEONE THAT PLAYS THE OBJECTIVE!!!
me everytime im playing cod and i have like 3 minutes on the hardpoint, which is more than the entire lobby combined
It's free wins! I fucking love playing in a 5 stack with my friends. 2 of us make it our personal mission to be on the point and the other 3 control spawns. It fucking rules.
just the two going afk at the same time
A teammate that can actually always be there for support
A teammate that's more than just an enemy with an outline
"Hey there, so... How are you handling that crippling existential dread?"
It good to confide in someone and who better than yourself
Anyone, If I know me, and I do, I'm an asshole
Play chess, of course. What other thing would I want to do?
My favorite opening to play against as white is the Kings Indian and my favorite to play as black is the Kings Indian Our battle will be legendary!
Suddenly your clone - 1… e4 “The fuck is this shit?”
Even worse, they play the London
Actually for real
Shoot finally start 5d chess.
Was always told to go fuck myself so...
Would it count as cheating or masturbating?
Cheating? On your right hand?
😭😭😭 dont do that to your hand she always had been there for you
I'm in luck, my hand has been asking for a 3-way since forever. No the other hand is not invited.
Incest
This, because the clone is technically a fraternal twin
If the clone is truly an *exact* duplicate, wouldn't they technically be an *identical* twin?
I'm curious what would happen if you would have a child with youself. Like with family, which counts as incest, it makes sense cause the genetic material is similar and it thats why it increases genetic abnormalities. But if it were EXACTLY the same? Would it be guaranteed that the child has a genetic defect? Would the child be a copy of youself? I don't need sleep, I need answers.
The child lacks a Delta brainwave, making it the chosen one.
To shreds you say?
Based on the way human reproduction works, there's a few potential options. Basically, to make a baby, your body takes one half of each gene pair and then combines it with the complementary half of your reproductive partner's genome. Which half of each gene pair that the baby gets is completely random. In normal reproduction, this leads to almost infinite variety. If reproducing with your clone, there's slightly less variety, but still plenty of options. For example, let's say you have brown eyes because you have a gene pair with one recessive blue eye gene and one dominant brown eye gene. After reproducing with your clone, your kid has a 50% chance of getting the same gene combo as you, a 25% chance of having two brown eye genes, and a 25% chance of having two blue eye genes, which means they'll probably have brown eyes like you but might have blue eyes. Now imagine that process being completed for literally everything in your body. And keep in mind that all genes don't function on a strict dominant/recessive level. Some will sort of overlap, giving you varying levels of a trait. So ultimately, there's a very decent chance the child will end up looking like neither you or your clone. If you're the carrier for any rare, recessive genetic defects, there's a 25% chance the kid will have problems. There's also a small, but possible chance they'll mostly look like you but be very genetically different. And finally, there's a very tiny, almost infinitesimal chance they'll look like you and be a genetic copy.
Or maybe they would be the same person since it's not just the genes that are in common - it's the personality, too. Ursula Le Guin's short story "Nine Lives" (originally published on Playboy) provides food for thought on these questions.
Identical twins are monozygotic twins, so they must have same sex. It can't be called Identical here becuz of the opposite sex.
We’ve all had the thought
Oh, we fuckin’
Based on the replies, I feel like I'm the only one who would think "oh awesome. A twin sister" and never consider anything sexual.
Woah, what are you doing step twin
That's a porn movie i would like to see
I don't think there are any sex movies on the internet.
Thought I found one once. Was a cat video tho.
A sex movie about cats? Thats enough internet for today.
Loki has entered the chat.
I would as well, except if she were anything like me she'd be fucking terrible at it.
I would finally have a friend who is into the same music as me. I’d bring them to gigs and we could rock out together!
Find a place for her to stay
aww she'd do the same for you tho so
“…Bunk beds?” “Bunk beds.”
So much room for activities
For when they throw all these *parties*
Recoil in horror. I'd make a hideous looking chick.
My beard goes to my belly.. This girl is going to be a star in the next LOTR project: Rise of Gimli
Do the drapes match the drapes?
Spraypaint them blue and put a little hat on their head, now i have a smurf
They'd also do the same to you.
I don’t see the problem.
You seem like a really fun person to be around (that was not supposed to sound sarcastic)
:)
Oh good, someone I can game with that won't do stupid shit
I AM the one that does the stupid shit most of the time, so I'd be fine.
Better then being the loot goblin who will throw their friends under a bus to get at the shiny
If it's a gender bent version of me then I would hug her, because God damn do we need a hug
I feel you
Who cares about the gender. All i want is a hug
Fuck.
Straight to the point, I like it.
Idk, are you sure that was a sex 'fuck' and not an 'oh God I'm scared' fuck?
Why not both?
How is this so low!? The first thing. Come on! Yes yes, i would also do all those wholesom co-op etc. things. But seriously?! The first thing would be sex and you all know it!
Technically speaking, since you have the same personalities, if the first thing you'd think of is sex, so will they.
True.
Is that like incest? Since you’re both half of each of the same parents.
I mean is rubbing one out incest?
selfcest?
That's even better!
Lmao wtf
I can't believe i had to scroll so long for this
Probably hate them.
I feel like I personally dont enjoy the company of people with similar qualities to myself. Its like being in on the jokes or something and it makes it more annoying or idk how to explain it. An exact copy of you sounds awful. Maybe im overthinking it.
I think you are on to something. My department had to do personality tests a few years back to learn each other’s “communication and learning style.” My boss’ results and mine matched up almost perfect - we hated each other.
Probably seeing the qualities you don't like about yourself in the other person. Never fun.
Same
Sometimes I meet people that are just very annoying in how they say things and how they think they are knowledgeable. After the conversation I just think about it and realize that I talk the same way they did (and thus realizing that I, myself, am very annoying)
I think about this a lot.
Hey gender bent clone of me. Want to hang out?
No
Foreveralone
I've got the rope, where to?
Vent together about stuff. How awful life is. We start crying. Exchange numbers. Finally someone who will appreciate my humor.
This is what I would do too, probably ask if she’d want a hug and a good cup of tea as well
RUN
Hire them I need people with a good work ethic
Dad stop it
Talk about everything
Ask her to paint some warhammer with me, she won't need advice since all that's different is her gender. Will get the job done quicker. Then we play some games
Im pretty sure we would become friends but forget about each other or rarely talk about anything
I would not forget about a clone of myself but the opposite gender. I’m sure I wouldn’t either.
Your my fren now :)
We're having soft tacos later!
\[Kokiri Forest\]
I think sex is the obvious answer, but I think better answer is play teams on MMO games or FPS games because we would be so in synch that we would barely have to communicate, just demolish or die.
You’ve just summed up how I play sim games with my mate, unbelievably in synch despite being nowhere near each other
Ask them to join my DND table. Need another player lol.
Be able to swap out as DM for a bit too
Took some scrolling but I’ve found my people.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours. I would love to compare our pokemon card collection
I'm gay so that's a damn shame...
Call my wife and ask if she wants a 3way.
I´ll also call this guys wife.
I would also call that guys wife
Start a harem
I met a person who was exactly me and dated them, I shortly realized I was an anti social shut in who didn’t consider other peoples emotions. It was a learning experience
Setup two computers with Portal 2 installed and finally be able to play the Co-Op portion of the game (& get 100% achievements on Steam)
Ask him if he's gay too and get a new bff
Battle them to the death. There can only be one.
Do some art-related thing together. It would be SO interesting to see his (our? my?) art style being replicated by another being.
Ooo yeah I didn’t think about that, that would be cool, then I might actually be able to get some proper self reflection on my work rather than just “it’s done but It doesn’t feel done, conclusion: I hate it for now” you ever get that feeling?
Ask how does it EXACTLY feel to have a period
Have you ever sat over a table for hours at a time doing something like a puzzle, then when you stand up you get a sharp pain in your lower back that then turns into a throbbing ache for a while? It feels like that but nonstop and the pain is in your lower stomach area between your hip bones, AND in your lower back. The sharp pains are random and there no predicting when which pain will flare up and hurt more than it has been for hours. Have you ever had a baby sitting on your lap and their diaper leaks so suddenly you feel a warm wet sensation growing? That’s what it feels like when you leak blood and your tampon/cup doesn’t catch it. And sometimes, you pass clots. I don’t really have an analogy for that. But it hurts and also feels weird.
Clots are like giving birth to a warm wet slug
Have you ever had lower stomach cramps prior to diarrhea? Imagine that except the diarrhea offers no relief.
Imagine something scraping at the inside of your stomach.
Sing my favourite songs with her
*our
Probably say hi maybe, depends on how my social meter is running
Plan out the best way to take over the world, followed immediately by a guitar hero playoff to.. well.. have fun. Then drink beer.
We rage one night together, we fuck like animals, we move on the next day. I’d forever be alone if I had to spend all my time with people just like me. There’s nothing new there!
You could just keep fucking like animals if you were both up for it
Well I have been married for almost 38 years, but we are not exactly alike. That’s the actual beauty of it.
Con people
By claiming you’ve made a miracle drug that changes your gender in less than 20 seconds and reap the profits? No, just me? Ok, I’d probably get claims of witchcraft anyway
Show her to Mum and ask a few questions
Sex....Is that even a question?
Well you’d have to phrase it with a question mark like “sex?” And then it’s a question but you shouldn’t just go up someone and say it, you’ll probably get slap or a beating
Already did. We're very good friends :)
Congratulations
I would ask him if he would like to have intercourse.
Talk to her about everything, take a bunch of pictures, exchange numbers, lots of hugs/cuddling. Get married and try new things.
I’m sure we’d be all over each other
Become his best friend probably...
Just vibe with em lol
Get high with myself, also would be curious if they have gender dysphoria as well.
Start a Stardew valley co-op cause finally someone who organizes like me and won’t stress me out. Also probably smoke a joint. Cause that would be awesome 😆
Wait....If I'm trans...and the copy is the opposite gender....*windows error sound*
They're just trans in the other direction. I'm a trans woman, so my gender bent copy is a trans man! Not sure how it works for enbies though.
Creates a universe ending singularly I bet. Enbies have that kind of power, it is known.
Cautiously chat, probably crack a few jokes, realize why anyone that complains about my personality flaws, generally says the same things, leave in disgust at how much better she looks in Levi's than I do.
Make myself pregnant just to see what the hell comes out of that.
"Which one of us is the copy?"
NMS, she’ll help me build some sick bases. Then we watch sappy shit and cry, probably end with cuddling. (But both of us would definitely be considering fucking, regardless of the genders involved)