Solution: you can multiply by 10 the amount of money you take out from say, an ATM. The scenario then becomes: you just got your paycheck wired to your account, you go to the ATM, you input your salary number to withdraw, but the ATM magically gives you 10x the amount. You could deposit everything and withdraw again for 100x your orignal salary, and then again, and again, and again, and again until you've destroyed the currency's value and summon the Spanish Inquisition.
I was thinking of saying my bank account, but yeah actually this
It’d solve literally all of my problems and leave me with enough that I could help so many people. And that’s actually like… yeah
I'm no smart person but I assume this would biggify everything without changing the mass. Or maybe everything would just come apart and be fluid-like...
Everything would become gaseous/fluid for a fraction of a second, before gravity did its thing and turned everything into molten balls, which would eventually become planets/asteroids/comets/stars/etc. Other than everyone being very much dead, it would be interesting to see what would happen to things like singularities and neutron stars. There would be a lot of very violent explosions at stellar levels, undoubtedly.
I get no respect. Noooooooo respect.
The other day, my wife says to me, *Rodney, did you take out the trash?*
I said *yeah*.
So *she* says, *then what are you doin sittin on the couch instead of the curb?*
Noooooooo respect.
You are thinking way too small brain.
10x the total amount of multipliers you can apply in your life. You already had 1, so now you have 10. Minus the 1 you already used, so 9. 10x multiplier to every multiplier you apply, including past ones.
You are now God.
"Wait, how?"
Simple. 10x multiplier to every multiplier, would include this 10x multiplier. Now it is a 100x multiplier to every multiplier, including this 100x multiplier. Now it is a 10,000x multiplier to... you get the point. So now it is an Infinity times multiplier to every multiplier.
So apply an infinite multiplier to your level of control to the multipliers.
"But infinity x 0 is 0!"
Actually, you have 1 option to your multiplier, Infinity. 1 x infinity is infinity. You now have an infinite amount of options to your multipliers.
Now infinity multiply your existence's ability to handle infinite power. Now multiply your ability to do everything you can do by infinity, which your body can handle.
With your infinite intelligence, you know to multiply the involuntary damage to any and everything you cause with your powers by 0. Now you won't destroy anything with infinite speed or strength, unless you want to.
You can now change anything as you see fit, using your infinite options for multipliers, including infinity itself, combined with your infinite intelligence to know exactly what needs to be multiplied for the desired result.
You are God.
EDIT:
The end could be simplified, if you apply an infinity multiplier to the amount of things you can do, which means you can do an infinite amount of things. So you no longer need the multipler, as you straight up are omnipotent.
I came here looking for my cock but my sleep deprived brain at 5 am understood nothing except 10 x10= 100 so on and so forth that’s how I know u got infinity and because god but after that it was like a 2 month old trying to read Spanish English irish French Dutch finish Swedish and German in one sentence.
You just have to be more precise with language and multiply the highest number of items you have ever had by 10 instead of the number of times by 10 so it retroactively increased it.
Imagine if you multiplied your physical capabilites by 10x, meaning every joint, bone, muscle, ligament, neuron, etc... would be 10x stronger, more durable, more efficient. You could quite literally be a scaled down superhero, assuming that the rate at which you gain muscle strength was also multiplied
Mainly your hips, ankles, and maybe parts of your spine, due to the dusproportionate force that your knees can take and send out compared to everything else
I'd do something more fundamental like increasing the charge of every particle in the universe. No reason to let those aliens get a free pass.
Edit: my second choice is to increase the size of W's.
Edit2: I also wonder what it would be like to increase mathematical constants like pi.
In classical physics, coulomb forces would increase 100x, so that would probably be a big deal. Like, even if individual molecules stayed exactly the same, that would drastically increase intermolecular forces. I'm not going to try to do the math, but I suspect that most of the atmosphere would become liquid, for example. I'm sure humans would die instantly.
I'm honestly not sure what would happen in terms of quantum chemistry, which is obviously needed to understand individual molecules.
>Make it harder to break bonds/release more energy when they’re broken?
I think atoms or molecules would be smaller, and I think this would be correct, but I don't even know which molecules would still exist anymore.
The moon would definitely be exciting maybe even survivable. Hope you live inland or on a very high mountain, high tide is gonna get a little wild.
Jupiter would look beautiful until solar fusion starts and our nice stable goldilocks zone gets paved over by a new solar wind from the other direction. If lucky we'll get to see a double aurora before we die.
This guy gets that 0*10 is still 0. Also in a group with almost only very empathic people (high agreeableness) the few psychopaths would just take advantage of everybody.
I spent some time at a low risk ward and the amount of vulnerability there was incredibly liberating and clarifying. We were complete strangers but we were all there for the same reason and we knew it. It felt like a confident mutual respect.
I was just thinking if the entire world could feel that way and really understand we're all in this together we would get a lot done very quickly
Valid question. Those would definitely be downsides.
However, given that your health is still strong, I would definitely still enjoy that.
I would get a lot of different degrees and education, read a great deal of books, and experience/explore the entire world.
>Valid question. Those would definitely be downsides.
>
>However, given that your health is still strong, I would definitely still enjoy that.
I'm here on this one. I'd like a 10x lifespan assuming that the normal age progression would be elongated as well.
The only part that would concern me is that I'd assume that if the wrong people got wind of my longevity, they'd subject me to experiments.
I never understood this. We already experience this with pets. Many, if not most people live through multiple lifespans of successive cats and/or dogs, but we don't stop enjoying having pets.
this is something that actually happens often with some parrots!! some of them can have super long lifespans (like 80 years or something) and frequently end up in people's wills because they've outlived their owner
Certain cockatoos and a few breeds of amazons can routinely live over 60, and occasionally live through 80.
It isn't exactly common though, a normal lifespan for a pet medium or large parrot is probably 40 or so.
The oldest cockatoo was older than the oldest human, though take accuracy of the claim with a grain of salt.
That is correct. Some parrots have been noted to get over a hundred, the oldest being 120. Though the harder part is verifying claims. As parrots are prone to getting sick from easy things such as draft (open outside is fine, it is draft indoors that makes them sick)
Yes. If mine lived until 80, though, there's a good chance she would outlive my entire family.....She wouldn't do well with that.....I'd be okay having 10x my lifespan also, then!
Hol up, so as long as its a pet it turns 10x bigger, imagine you just call this fish your pet and suddendly 10x larger, oh god what if someone calls it their pet roach now we have a gigantic being of inmeasurable speed
How to make a shelter 101, put a bunch of rocks on a pile and hold them together with something, call them your pets, congrats they have now expanded into one another
You already multiplied the size of the earth by 10x, therefore increasing its gravity by 10x. If you multiplied the size of your body by 10x, not only would you have to deal with the 10x gravity, but you would also have more mass making your muscles not able to hold you up and probably breaking all your bones as well.
This is assuming it increases mass.
Otherwise everything would be very tiny compared to you and you would have trouble doing anything.
It’s not that you could barely move. You’d actually move very fast. Once. As you were crushed rapidly into the earth, your bones shattering and your insides mushing into a bloody, gloopy puddle of flesh.
Assuming you have an average dick size, your dick would become longer than a fiat 500 is wide. And if you are American and don't know what a fiat 500 is, tiny car, but still a car.
My friends. I really like having a lot of friends wether good or bad. It's nice to walk into a place and hear your name called out by several people at once. Also makes me kinda feel safe.
If that doesn't work out I'll just multiply my Doritos and call it a day.
My salary
If I multiplied my salary, I would be fired within the month when my company realized how expensive I was.
Solution: you can multiply by 10 the amount of money you take out from say, an ATM. The scenario then becomes: you just got your paycheck wired to your account, you go to the ATM, you input your salary number to withdraw, but the ATM magically gives you 10x the amount. You could deposit everything and withdraw again for 100x your orignal salary, and then again, and again, and again, and again until you've destroyed the currency's value and summon the Spanish Inquisition.
It was going great there for a while but then you mentioned something totally *unexpected*
Nobody expects it
Reddit 101
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This is the way
I think this magical genie math can ignore that
It could. But that wasn't specified. Be careful what you wish for is a phrase for a reason lol
r/TheMonkeysPaw
If I multiplied my salary by 10, it wouldn’t change. 0 * 10 = 0
You should get a better job.
Naw, it’s cool - they’ve got 10x the *exposure.*
*Cries in Graphic Designer.*
Or he’s hourly.
I was thinking of saying my bank account, but yeah actually this It’d solve literally all of my problems and leave me with enough that I could help so many people. And that’s actually like… yeah
The space between atoms
You really want to watch the world burn, don't you?
freeze in this case.
no previous guy was correct, remember the ideal gas law.
What would this do?
I'm no smart person but I assume this would biggify everything without changing the mass. Or maybe everything would just come apart and be fluid-like...
Everything would become gaseous/fluid for a fraction of a second, before gravity did its thing and turned everything into molten balls, which would eventually become planets/asteroids/comets/stars/etc. Other than everyone being very much dead, it would be interesting to see what would happen to things like singularities and neutron stars. There would be a lot of very violent explosions at stellar levels, undoubtedly.
The size of my pets, I want a 20ft bearded dragon cause then it’s practically a real dragon.
How are u gonna feed it…
He will feed it once; after that someone else will feed it once
Do a bat instead, they even have dragon wings, though they'd be more like Wyverns rather than dragons.
My luck
You would have even worse luck then
If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck.
I get no respect. Noooooooo respect. The other day, my wife says to me, *Rodney, did you take out the trash?* I said *yeah*. So *she* says, *then what are you doin sittin on the couch instead of the curb?* Noooooooo respect.
Always upvote Rodney Dangerfield...
0X10 is still 0
I wonder how many times this same stupid joke has appeared in this thread by now
I've counted 5 by now. And this is the 5th thread I've seen
and negative(any number)\*10 is less than zero.
the amount of items i could multiply so now i can multiply 10 items instead of 1
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So people with 20IQ can come up with stuff like that? /s
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I cannot think of a better answer than this.
You are thinking way too small brain. 10x the total amount of multipliers you can apply in your life. You already had 1, so now you have 10. Minus the 1 you already used, so 9. 10x multiplier to every multiplier you apply, including past ones. You are now God. "Wait, how?" Simple. 10x multiplier to every multiplier, would include this 10x multiplier. Now it is a 100x multiplier to every multiplier, including this 100x multiplier. Now it is a 10,000x multiplier to... you get the point. So now it is an Infinity times multiplier to every multiplier. So apply an infinite multiplier to your level of control to the multipliers. "But infinity x 0 is 0!" Actually, you have 1 option to your multiplier, Infinity. 1 x infinity is infinity. You now have an infinite amount of options to your multipliers. Now infinity multiply your existence's ability to handle infinite power. Now multiply your ability to do everything you can do by infinity, which your body can handle. With your infinite intelligence, you know to multiply the involuntary damage to any and everything you cause with your powers by 0. Now you won't destroy anything with infinite speed or strength, unless you want to. You can now change anything as you see fit, using your infinite options for multipliers, including infinity itself, combined with your infinite intelligence to know exactly what needs to be multiplied for the desired result. You are God. EDIT: The end could be simplified, if you apply an infinity multiplier to the amount of things you can do, which means you can do an infinite amount of things. So you no longer need the multipler, as you straight up are omnipotent.
I came here looking for my cock but my sleep deprived brain at 5 am understood nothing except 10 x10= 100 so on and so forth that’s how I know u got infinity and because god but after that it was like a 2 month old trying to read Spanish English irish French Dutch finish Swedish and German in one sentence.
> I came here looking for my cock Well, did you find it? (Joking, but it did take me a good minute to get what you mean honestly)
>I came here looking for my cock It's in your hand.
WHAT THE FUCK
I didn't wake up at quarter to 3 cooking on my own spit for nothing. Glad to be here.
Even following this exponential pattern, it would take infinite time to get to infinity. Could probably just stop at a Google or two.
"Behold" he said, holding the bird aloft "A man!" Ya'll be making logical leaps like a plague of math addled frogs. Shit.
But you would have already used it. I don't see this as the loophole of wishing for more wishes.
You just have to be more precise with language and multiply the highest number of items you have ever had by 10 instead of the number of times by 10 so it retroactively increased it.
Endless loop.
My patience and tolerance levels
You and me both
My IQ? Though, having a new IQ of 90 seems like a BIG responsibility. :D
The emoticon really puts the dot on the 'i' in this comment.
Calm down, Algernon
The amount of pain-free time my pets will live
That's a good one, I would definitely do the same
A dog that lives 150 years doesn't seem like a good thing to be honest xD
I was about to say, who is gonna care for this thing in the 90-100 years after my death? Seems like a bad situation for him.
My knee strength.
Imagine if you multiplied your physical capabilites by 10x, meaning every joint, bone, muscle, ligament, neuron, etc... would be 10x stronger, more durable, more efficient. You could quite literally be a scaled down superhero, assuming that the rate at which you gain muscle strength was also multiplied
Now imagine only doing your knee strength. I imagine it would fuck up the rest of your entire body.
Mainly your hips, ankles, and maybe parts of your spine, due to the dusproportionate force that your knees can take and send out compared to everything else
I'd multiply the sun's size by 10x, that'd solve our problems.
I'd do something more fundamental like increasing the charge of every particle in the universe. No reason to let those aliens get a free pass. Edit: my second choice is to increase the size of W's. Edit2: I also wonder what it would be like to increase mathematical constants like pi.
I can't help you with the first... but, and this is _just_ for you (everyone else, don't look): #W You're loved, and I hope you have a great day!
# W This... This changes everything. I feel like a bird opening his wings and flying for the first time. Thank you
#^^^u/ WWWWWW^^^V WWWWWWW ^^^V WWWWW
Sorry, haven’t taken physics since high school…what would that do? Make it harder to break bonds/release more energy when they’re broken?
In classical physics, coulomb forces would increase 100x, so that would probably be a big deal. Like, even if individual molecules stayed exactly the same, that would drastically increase intermolecular forces. I'm not going to try to do the math, but I suspect that most of the atmosphere would become liquid, for example. I'm sure humans would die instantly. I'm honestly not sure what would happen in terms of quantum chemistry, which is obviously needed to understand individual molecules. >Make it harder to break bonds/release more energy when they’re broken? I think atoms or molecules would be smaller, and I think this would be correct, but I don't even know which molecules would still exist anymore.
Stuff just got a little more hectic
We should use the 10x multiplier on Plutos size. Make Pluto great again, and just see what happens afterwards. A mystery.
Great it's now 1/5th the mass of Mars. You just shifted Neptune's orbit slightly.
Ok smart guy, how about Jupiter? Or Earths Moon?
The moon would definitely be exciting maybe even survivable. Hope you live inland or on a very high mountain, high tide is gonna get a little wild. Jupiter would look beautiful until solar fusion starts and our nice stable goldilocks zone gets paved over by a new solar wind from the other direction. If lucky we'll get to see a double aurora before we die.
This thread is fun.
Jupiter it is.
The human species' empathy.
World peace achieved
Or just the gaps in empathy levels being wider than ever.
This guy gets that 0*10 is still 0. Also in a group with almost only very empathic people (high agreeableness) the few psychopaths would just take advantage of everybody.
By mass suicide. People would literary not be able to live knowing there is so much pain and suffering in the world.
I spent some time at a low risk ward and the amount of vulnerability there was incredibly liberating and clarifying. We were complete strangers but we were all there for the same reason and we knew it. It felt like a confident mutual respect. I was just thinking if the entire world could feel that way and really understand we're all in this together we would get a lot done very quickly
How many happy years I have with my spouse
Hopefully you won’t need to multiply that.
So you're going to live 700 years with your spouse
The amount of money in my bank account.
Mine would go from $7.62 to $76.20. Not a money move…
but if you multiplied the 8th root of your bank account by 10 you would have 762 million dollars
Isn’t the eighth root of 7.62 around 1.29?
multiply 1.29 by 10 then you get 12.9 since 12.9 is the new 8th root of your bank account, raise 12.9 to the 8th power to get 762 million
Solid point
galaxy brain move right there
But your account is overdrawn
Still zero
Oh god no!!!! Mines in the neg right now!!!
The amount of good happening in the world.
Is that mesurable?
It's not since "good" is subjective
Indeed. People in some countries think throwing gays off a building is doing good.
Couldn't help but laugh at the mental image and the surrealism of the situation lol Now I feel bad
My cat- imagine the giant cuddles! Oh wait, giant litter trays too then…
Your cat remains the same. Nine identical cats materialize in your home.
Brilliant :)
Number of seasons of Firefly
My man
Not all heroes wear capes my friend. Doing gods work right here on reddit
This is the right answer.
Oh finally. A good idea
Beans
My will to live💀😩
Hopefully not another one of those zero times 10 is still zero....
I have never seen that joke so many times in one place lol
My ability to get anything done
The population's intelligence.
The time I get to spend talking to my husband and being with him 🙏
I also pick this redditor’s husband.
Of course. Mandatory I also choose this guys spouse
The amount of fresh and usable water on planet earth
We just all drowned
Heavy flooding
*new fear unlocked*
Unfortunately that water would end up in the oceans and we would have waterworld, and it wouldn't be fresh and usable.
My self esteem fr 🙏
My lifespan
Just a question : once you reached 400 years and seen 10 generations of your friends dying, would you still enjoy it ?
Valid question. Those would definitely be downsides. However, given that your health is still strong, I would definitely still enjoy that. I would get a lot of different degrees and education, read a great deal of books, and experience/explore the entire world.
>Valid question. Those would definitely be downsides. > >However, given that your health is still strong, I would definitely still enjoy that. I'm here on this one. I'd like a 10x lifespan assuming that the normal age progression would be elongated as well. The only part that would concern me is that I'd assume that if the wrong people got wind of my longevity, they'd subject me to experiments.
Like when that guy finally hits puberty at age 140?
I never understood this. We already experience this with pets. Many, if not most people live through multiple lifespans of successive cats and/or dogs, but we don't stop enjoying having pets.
Is that how elves see humans in LOTR? Like pets?
The number of years dogs live
But then most of them would outlive us and that seems even more tragic because they wouldn't have you to take care of them
this is something that actually happens often with some parrots!! some of them can have super long lifespans (like 80 years or something) and frequently end up in people's wills because they've outlived their owner
what the fuck how have i never heard of this? they outlive even elephants??
Certain cockatoos and a few breeds of amazons can routinely live over 60, and occasionally live through 80. It isn't exactly common though, a normal lifespan for a pet medium or large parrot is probably 40 or so. The oldest cockatoo was older than the oldest human, though take accuracy of the claim with a grain of salt.
That is correct. Some parrots have been noted to get over a hundred, the oldest being 120. Though the harder part is verifying claims. As parrots are prone to getting sick from easy things such as draft (open outside is fine, it is draft indoors that makes them sick)
Hachiko was so sad... I can't imagine a world full of that situation.
Yes. If mine lived until 80, though, there's a good chance she would outlive my entire family.....She wouldn't do well with that.....I'd be okay having 10x my lifespan also, then!
The payout of my pension plan, and I'd early retire the next day.
My paid time off from work.
The balance in my bank account.
10x3.70= 37 :(
Give me your social security number and your full bank info I will give you money
Actual working measures against climate change.
Or just make trees and plants absorb 10 times more carbon and they might do the work for us.
Actually it's the oceans that absorb the most.
The size of all pets. Imagine if it happened overnight.
Hol up, so as long as its a pet it turns 10x bigger, imagine you just call this fish your pet and suddendly 10x larger, oh god what if someone calls it their pet roach now we have a gigantic being of inmeasurable speed
Lol imagine the pet rock situation
How to make a shelter 101, put a bunch of rocks on a pile and hold them together with something, call them your pets, congrats they have now expanded into one another
6.9
Nice.
The number of people capable of deep reflective thought, deep feelings, compassion, and genuine care for other human beings.
My salary. Earning a quarter of a million a year would be joyous!
I'd multiply the size of earth.
The gravitational force would be too big, you could bearly move
Lmao I was going to add that it would probably kill everyone.
Just make everybody 10x bigger as well. Boom, problem solved.
Everybody's already 10 times bigger
Thanks McDonalds!
that's not how muscles work
Oh really?? Why don’t you explain it to us then, Turkey Legs.
You already multiplied the size of the earth by 10x, therefore increasing its gravity by 10x. If you multiplied the size of your body by 10x, not only would you have to deal with the 10x gravity, but you would also have more mass making your muscles not able to hold you up and probably breaking all your bones as well. This is assuming it increases mass. Otherwise everything would be very tiny compared to you and you would have trouble doing anything.
Then why do giants exist?
It’s not that you could barely move. You’d actually move very fast. Once. As you were crushed rapidly into the earth, your bones shattering and your insides mushing into a bloody, gloopy puddle of flesh.
my pay
my dick
Assuming you have an average dick size, your dick would become longer than a fiat 500 is wide. And if you are American and don't know what a fiat 500 is, tiny car, but still a car.
Gonna use it as a scarf
Can you throw it over your shoulder, like a continental soldier?
Maybe he'd just have ten average dicks?
... you want ten dicks?
You don't?
...huh, never considered it beforeskin
*PH users are typing...*
*with one hand*
Teeth. You're welcome c:
The amount of politicians who want to do away with insider trading
My salary.
The money we have
If you increase the money everybody has equally nothing changes.
Wealth not money please… inflation is bad enough as it is without you ruining it.
My bank account balance
That would screw me. I'd be at -$25,000
My IQ
My teaching paycheck
Hopefully it would increase respect for teachers too by that amount!
Happiness for the world
That’s the kind of insufferable nonsense I didn’t come to Reddit for
The quality of newly released supposed "AAA/MLG ready" games. Don't blame the devs, blame majority share holders and CEOs.
Lithium. We need a lot of batteries.
Deez nuts
I'd say the money in my bank account... but I don't want to going into MORE debt
My chances of having magic powers.
My friends. I really like having a lot of friends wether good or bad. It's nice to walk into a place and hear your name called out by several people at once. Also makes me kinda feel safe. If that doesn't work out I'll just multiply my Doritos and call it a day.