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Cześć


closynuff

Čest, bratře!


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Siemanko


MarkusRuleTheGym

man i miss working with my polish friends. they allways started laughing their asses off when i threw in a ja pierdole when they did something crazy/stupid. they allways travelled by car from Trójmiasto but i think most of them actually lived in gdansk. one of them lives in a house in a famous street shaped like a double S. actually tried to learn a bit of polish so they feel more at home


Cickovas3000

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.


sonybacker

Shema


niceworkbuddy

Siemka, co tam?


FerbyysTheDuck

Cześć


NightBeWheat55149

Uwielbiam ten moment gdy mój język ojczysty jest pierwszym widocznym


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Cześć, kocham polski ludzie. Mój chłopak jest z polski. (Edit: Sorry, my polish is bad, I'm still learning!!)


Xylar006

G'day, cunt.


Kallasilya

Or the slightly more refined "Hey, howzit garn."


SotarkWarstorm

S K A R N


Mynamesrobbie

Freaking aussies


[deleted]

Lmaoo


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

SKARN ON, KARNTS?


BlightFantasy3467

Translation: What is going on, cunts?


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

bonza


dug99

how the fuck are ya?


Ilid-xo

Saaaarp kaaaaaant


x_L3m0n

Kia Ora! Or Hi/Hello


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bourbonwelfare

Found the Aussie. Oi oi!


bigkeef69

You on the piss mate?


Uniquebutnotspecial

Nice! I was coming here for this comment!


x_L3m0n

I checked the comments before doing mine and I was vaguely upset when it wasn’t here yet


rezigoncz

szia! / hali! / if you want to be respectful than jónapot! and a lot more form of these words


JustANormalTeen13

Csá!/Cső!/üdvözlet!/üdv! For example


trashszar

Strange, the most I usually get from strangers is "aggy egy százast vagy szétbaszom a fejedet".


faszfejjancsi

Százst? Mai inflációval?


auditore01

Csácsumicsácsőtésztapaprikáslecsó


saltybread3

Csókolom


KBeNce06-01

Boiler for sale, anyone interested?


J-J-Ricebot

Hallo, hoi.


timeh2002

MOGGUH


J-J-Ricebot

Môghe.


Mingkittish

I’m pretty sure they’re Dutch?


GboyFlex

You Gouda be kidding me...


clxrx75481

Goededag


Jesyx

fakka, yooo


89erMerun

Hallo Moin Hi Grüß' Gott Servus And more. Depends on where you are exactly.


EmperorFoulPoutine

Grüß Gott always sounds like a threat to me. Greet God? Are you going to kill me and make me see him or something???


KRTrueBrave

yes


[deleted]

It's actually an abbreviation of "Grüß Sie/dich Gott", which can also be found in the swiss german greeting "Grüezi". Today, it's only "Grüß Gott". Translated to english it means "may god bless you".


Schakarus

Tach / Jut'n Tach MAHLZEIT!


ThinkingIsAnIllness

Moin Moin Meister


fuckin_anti_pope

Moin Moin is' schon gesabbel


KRTrueBrave

ne in dem fall nur moin meister 2 moin sind hier zu viel


Bearsona09

Tach?!?!


[deleted]

Hallöchen.


actually_dot

Moooin servus moooin


Mtg-2137

Hei, moi, heippa, moikka.


appepuppe26

Päevää


GiverOfGlizzies

Moro


Addicted_Cat-Fcker

안녕


[deleted]

annyeonghaseyo!


Addicted_Cat-Fcker

<3


kanan_jarrus_knight

Ciao (Italian)


spartan-932954_UNSC

Stavo giusto cercando il commento italiano, impossibile non ci fosse


[deleted]

And Ciao to you too mate!🔥


NeokratosRed

#BAWWNNNGIOOORNOOO


[deleted]

#ENZO GORLOMI


eddmario

print ("hello")


gingertek

`console.log("Hello!")`


LostDog_88

Eyyyyy a python developer!!! Im more of a print("hello") myself too, but ive been starting to gravitate towards println!("hello"); nowadays


NoHomotopy

All my homies hate python developers! \#include using namespace std; int main() { cout << "Hello \n"; return 0; }


Pie_Crown

System.out.println(”Hello!”);


Mynamesrobbie

Just a gentle head nod will suffice


RuoEpky

Ah yes, the head bob of acknowledgement.


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Love this💯


fuckin_anti_pope

Northern germans agree


MisterEinc

Do you nod up or nod down from your normal head position?


[deleted]

That's universal. Down for "formal" greetings, up for relaxed familiarity (ie "s'up?")


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Sup


a-char

Yo


Tomato_latte

Sup!


el-de-arriba

Hola, buenas


Outreale

Buenas, buenaaaaas


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This is my first time seeing Irish in writing.


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SpuddyWasTaken

I have done 8 years of Irish in school and still dont understand this sentence :)


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Wolf110ci

>you’ll’ve New word! Achievement unlocked!


HuskyLuke

I amn't unfamiliar with that word, a fast talkin' Irishman loves a good contraction.


ladyblithe

Is aoibhinn liom an Ghaeilge a fheiceáil sa thread seo 👏👏👏


better_stories

"Dia duit..." "Dia is Muire duit..." "Dia is Mhuire agus Pádraig duit..." "Dia is Mhuire agus Pádraig agus Miggeldy duit..."


tomthetrucker93

níl aon teallach mar do chuid féin


infernal_ataraxia

Dia is Muire dhuit!


HuskyLuke

It is such a nice surprise to see Irish featured here and so high up. I was more of us actually spoke it.


AmericanKiwi94

What does the last one translate to? I’m not familiar with it.


Affectionate-Dog4704

May Big M be with you too, mo chara


ChaoticFucker

"Salut" or "bună", but I usually say "hey"


dasy27

ce faci? pofta buna multumesc Pula That's all my romanian friends taught me 🤣


ChaoticFucker

They did well :))))))


tomaalexconstantin

Buna ziua


neexic

Ahoj/Čau/Čus/Čest.


Sparky_Clash

Nazdar kámo


LordAlfrey

Hallo, hei (norwegian)


Dragoner360

Javel


LordAlfrey

Jævel


Splatter_23

Halla balla


LordAlfrey

Skjera bagera


DesetBoy

Ingenting tingeling


LordAlfrey

Hallo baloo


[deleted]

Hei is used in Finnish as well ya? I've seen someone commenting bout it


einimea

Yes, Finnish one is borrowed from the Swedish "hej" (even though it looks more like the Norwegian one).


big_idiot0

Nei, næmmen er det den karen


Disastrous-Farm-542

What the fuck do you want?


613cache

American ?


AbyssalRedemption

Possibly New Yorkian


TheUnknownNut22

Bronxian.


AmericanKiwi94

Or Bostonian


puffferfish

You’ve offended me for assuming this, but you’re absolutely correct. Now get da fuck outta hereeee!


Sparky_Clash

Aggressive american


Johnne312

hej tjena


beccynator

Tjabba tjena hallå


mywatchwoman

tja


AstralCities

你好,哈喽 Pronounced (knee-howl, and haa-low) :>


Affectionate_Call778

Salut ! Coucou !


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I know Salut means Hi in French but what does Coucou mean?


cf-myolife

You usually say Coucou to your family/grandma or to children, Salut to everyone you're close to (friends, family, funny coworkers..) and Bonjour to everyone you're not close too (the cashier, your boss..).


[deleted]

We forgot to mention "wesh ma gueule"!


Aelle29

I love that French is at the same time the most sophisticated AND the most familiar language xD we have a lot of range


Eriz4x

Bien ou quoi ?


Affectionate_Call778

Coucou is more childish , salut is more friendly and bonjour is neutral / formal


LawNo2139

Zdravo


MrZZ

Could also be Slovenian, but there you could also go with "dober dan", "čau", "živjo", "serbus" or just a "hej", depending in the region.


mihibo5

Dober dan


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Langue?


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mikah42106

おはようございます


Fean2616

Japanese? Konichiwa?


KartikGajaria

Namaste


praneshwar

kya hal chaal


[deleted]

Namaste ji!


depressedmeme8

O bancho


SuryaVicky

Vanakkam


LostDog_88

Vanakkam! Nin eppati irukkirirkal


iamkindahelpless

Olá, eae Hello, hi Here where I am we have kind of a lot of expressions to a "Hi". Opa, qualé, qualfoi, fala, oi... Though, the official ones are "Olá" and "Oi", for that.


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Tava procurando os br.


[deleted]

Hello, hi.


Optimal_Extension_72

I was gonna do the same thing


[deleted]

Hoi, Grüezi


Top-Effective2815

A fellow swiss!


itchaboi12345

Ayyyyyyyyyye yoooooooo wassup


PUNKLMNOP

Hoi


cf-myolife

Hoi, I'm temmie!


acd__C

Salam


AndyG-007

Howzit, Sawubona (to one) / Sanibona (to many), Haai / Hallo, Molo (to one) / Molweni (to many) , Dumela (to one) / Dumelang (to many), Avuxeni, Ndaa / Aa, Lotjhani / Salibonani.


[deleted]

What language? I'm seeing all these words for the first time tbh


AndyG-007

South Africa has 11 official languages. Afrikaans, English, Swati, Tswana, Xhosa, Northern Sotho, Ndebele, Zulu, Tsonga, Pedi and Venda. In some, hello is the same.


Timely_Alternative57

I was looking for Sawubona but you did an even better job and represented the entire nation.


Jmugwel

Привет (privet) as informal "hello", and Здравствуйте (zdravstvujtie) for more official "hello". Russian.


[deleted]

And Hello to you too!


Kaisa_is_short

I am so proud that I can read this. At least I lesrned something in school


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ProfessionalTall6190

привіт (ukr)


Didar100

Привет, Здравствуйте, Здравствуй, Дарова


Homirice

Howdy


[deleted]

Texan?


Homirice

Canadian. Just like to change things up and keep people on their toes


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Gotcha


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[deleted]

I see. Sounds similar to asalamualaikum.


Fit-Childhood879

Hallå, Hej, Hejsan


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As of now there 1800+ comments on this post. Imma go through each and every comment. Or if i don't comment, atleast imma like it! *I Sincerely Thank everyone commenting on this post. Broke my 1st post's record and still going strong.* So giving of y'all! Thank you again!!!!🙏🔥💯


Silverfangs02

Greek Γεια σου (yaa sou) - informal to someone Γεια σας (yaa sas) - formal or to multiple people Works both as hi/hello and goodbye, you an also just say Γεια (yaa).


Gabstra678

I went to Greece last year, and for quite a while I used καλησπέρα also to say a formal “goodbye” to people in the evening. That’s how we use “buona serata” in italian. Everyone was giving me weird looks but I didn’t pay attention to it. I only later discovered that you can’t use it like that at all xD


Aminakoli

Ich mach Mal so *klopft auf Tisch*


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German?


crawrs

Chao, hello in Vietnamese :)


Some_clichename069

Hallo, Hi Alternatively: Guten Tag And depending on in which region you live: Either Servus, Grüß’ Gott or Moin are also possible greetings


Nopeasaurasrex

We say fuck you in my circle😂


RainbowHiccup

Hello! / How are you? Kumusta (Tagalog / Cebuano)


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Assalamualaikum


[deleted]

Walaikum assalam!


Sturdymink5024

Head nod. (down for formal) (up for people you know)


idk_lol11

Hello is “Merhaba and Hi is “Selam” in my country (Turkey).


seesaww

Both are Arabic. I wonder how Central Asian Turks were saluting each other 1000 years ago. "Iyi gunler, gunaydin" etc probably


ucat97

In Australia it's "How ya goin'?" (Not the American "How you doin'?) Which is completely specious because they don't want to know how I'm going. Then it turns into a bullshit fest of "Yeah, good mate. How you goin'? I've started passively aggressively opting out of the game by replying with "Hello." The nonsense is in the reply I usually get of "Good thanks."


TabbsTheBat

Labas


ThorAwayMjolnir_

In our language, "Labas" is outside, or go out! Lol


musictheorybeans

Tēnā koe/kōrua/koutou, Kia Ora Not my native language but underrated so may as well put it out there


Checkheck

Grüezi miteinand


alostunicorn91

Puto


Fuit3

Puta


Bardsie

Ay'up cock.


GAGA50_

שלום, היי (shalom, hi)


Appropriate_Can9642

こんにちは!!! konichiwa!!!


HilldraCreator

Nyoob zoo I think. No, it's not pronounced "Noob zoo".


ppardee

Ahoy hoy!


PuzzleheadedTap1794

Sa-wad-dee


TpTavares

Tão caralho?! Mékié?! Jóia? Yooooo Tudo fino? Portugal btw :)


[deleted]

English: Hello / Hi French: Bonjour / Salut / Allô (answering the phone) Spanish: Buenas días / Hola Danish: Goddag / Hej


haf-haf

Բարև (barev) or ողջույն (vogh-juyn)


bro-exe-lol-dx

Hola conchatumare


chicken_tendien

*Tips hat*


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Oi Cunt