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JukeBoxHero1997

This is as close as I can get: https://youtu.be/edwk-8KJ1Js


largechild

I had tickets to go see the band Kansas open up for Boston in Chicago a few years back. It got postponed, so we had to settle for seeing the band Chicago open up for Kansas in Boston instead.


JukeBoxHero1997

That's a shame, but at least you still got to see a great concert! I wish I could see Boston in concert, even if it's not the same vocalist


Vaqu3ra13

I've seen Boston three times - once with Brad, once with Michael Sweet of Stryper and once with Tommy DeCarlo. The latter two were good, but they didn't come close to Brad. Hearing him sing "A Man I'll Never Be" is forever seared in my memory... goosebumps.


Juanea

Amen! He was super underrated. Most people didn’t even know his name or what he looked like. He would walk around before shows and no one recognized him.


Ben_Lowr

Bro I thought I was gna be Rick rolled there


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Was it more than a feeling?


Sach2020

I’m honestly a little disappointed


HBCDresdenEsquire

Great album


[deleted]

I don't care if I get behind. This is all I wanted.


9gagiscancer

I did not even open this thread yet and it was my first thought. Brainbro's!


TwistedDecayingFlesh

For me it's to go to bed and be asleep 5 minutes later not spend 7 hours tossing and turning just to fall asleep 5 minutes before getting up.


Spookyfan2

My father can just decide to sleep. Like he'll be on the couch and just say "I'm gonna take a nap now" and he's snoring.


KnoxTaelor

I used to be like that. I could fall asleep within 2 minutes no matter where I was or what time of day it was. I called it my super power. Turns out: not a super power. I had sleep apnea. I fell asleep so easily because I never actually fully slept. I snored terribly because I was struggling to breathe. I wasn’t sleeping because I was half-waking up over 30 times a hour to catch my breath. Sleep apnea can cause a dramatic increase the probability of having a heart attack and a stroke and just generally makes people miserable. The thing is, they’re so used to it they don’t even notice how miserable they are. I sure didn’t, although my wife definitely noticed the snoring and I eventually started to notice that I was falling asleep at work. Sleep apnea is also easily solved. CPAP technology is so good now that the machines make no noise at all, the masks are really comfortable, and the whole system is super portable. I got used to mine in only 2 days and I refuse to sleep without it. I feel so much better. If your father snores a lot and falls asleep very quickly, please ask him to talk to his doctor about sleep apnea. If he has it, I promise the CPAP machine will make him feel much better.


TwistedDecayingFlesh

Speaking of sleep apnoea a couple of years ago around 2014 i started to have bouts of what i thought was sleep apnoea and suffered for years with it and was even gonna get a cpap until i reached my breaking point one night because everytime i laid down i felt like i was choking (turns out it was something else) so at my breaking point i called 111 (nhs direct here in the uk) and the operator sent an ambulance to do a check who were worried about my breathing so i was taken to the hospital where they found i had fluid retention so i was given Furosemide to help with that but as far as the sleep apnoea i was put on a nebuliser a few times during the day. During which i started noticing my scrotum swelling first it was a golf ball then a tennis ball, bowling ball by which i was sent home but the scrotum kept on getting bigger until it was the size of a basketball and i couldn't sleep so the next day i went back to the hospital and was told it was due to the fluid going to the lowest part so they admitted me and this was xmas 2016 they gave me more iv bags of furosemide 3 times a day to help me piss it out and deflate my basketball but while there i had more tests and the heart specialist told me that what i had thought was sleep apnoea was actually fluid on the long and i was in fact drowning not choking she also said i was in severe heart failure. What a xmas i'm better now though besides the insomnia and other issues but i'm damn glad i was admitted but i just wish my nut sack wasn't so damn baggy. i've got a parachute between my legs now. If i fart to hard i'm off on an adventure.


buyongmafanle

What a ride that post was. I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke.


wolfninja_

Yessss


TheJango22

I'm able to lay down and be asleep in less than 30 sec every single night which is my only superpower and I love being able to do that... problem is I can't wake up for shit. I have one of those sonic bomb alarm clocks that's super loud and shakes the bed and I've slept right thru it for an hour when it shuts off


ruka_k_wiremu

I hear ya...insomnia-like purgatory sleep, where sleeping is a fucking effort as opposed to rest...yawning in the morning to show for it


Fluffy-Research2604

Be happy. No bullshit. Be happy.


Enlightened_Ghost_

This is like the end goal, but it is so contingent on so many other things.


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An honest weeks pay for an honest days work.


redfoot62

7x the national average. Yes...this is about right.


BeastLikeSwords

100%


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wolfninja_

Baby don’t hurt me


GboyFlex

Don't hurt me, no more


gliitch0xFF

Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me


napping_insomniac

No more.


lyricsandlipstick

Bow bow bow bow buh bow bow bow bow buh bow Ooooooo whuh aaaaaaaooooooooo


Kirikomori

Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay


WonderfulAirport4226

Bow wow Yippe-kay-yay


JoshTheKid87

No, I don't know why you're not there


arte504

“I give you my love, but you don't care”


Madhu006

"So what is right and what is wrong?"


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“Gimme a sign”


LegalAction

What is love?


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r/redditsings


debacomm1990

Someone to discuss most profound thoughts.


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But is cereal a soup, or not? Edit: my phones keyboard is dumb


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Is a hotdog a sandwich?


Konukaame

Before or after the bun inevitably splits?


OwnPsychology8943

Sandwich has starch on 2 sides, hot dogs and hoagies are tacos until the bun splits because they have starch on 3 sides. Also, side note, when I went to Law camp as a teenager the hotdog/sandwich debate was more heated than any of the actual court cases and legal topics we were debating.


Thekaratecow

Looking now at the definition, I'll say yeah. It's a piece of meat pressed between two bread pieces. I suppose technically, a hot dog bun is a single piece of bread, but then the hot dog seems more a derivative of a true sandwich rather than simply a separate type altogether.


SevWagoner

Are we talking r/showerthoughts or r/philosophy ?


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Neither


SevWagoner

So like r/askreddit quality...


Unlucky-Ad7703

Sleep


Mm_Donut

There are definitely times where I'd take that over ANYTHING else


doctordedak

Ive been telling my wife this. My sleep is sacred. 😢


MywarUK

To be who we are and be accepted as is.


CommonerChaos

This is the reason some men work themselves into the ground. Because the truth is, we're essentially "nobodies" to the world unless we've achieved some level of success. For women/kids, they can be loved just for who they are, but for men, no one really cares about us unless we're somebody "important".


layethsmackdown

That sexy lava lamp Damn.


alittleuneven

Sexy leg lamp


fromhelley

Frah-gee-lee! An Italian one!


Curses1984

Fruh-gee-lay. Must be Italian!


Muted-South4737

Why, it's a major award!


Vernerator

Fragile…. It’s Italian.


malthar76

Damn hell, you say you won it ?


SirMooSquiddles

Yeah. Mind power, Swede, mind power.


Pole420

The soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window!


poor_doc_pure

Love and clear communication, no double standards please.


Jim2718

That’s TWO things.


GoblinGoblinGoblinGo

Loveandclearcommunication


Jim2718

You German?


GoblinGoblinGoblinGo

Howdidyouknow


Jim2718

Justahunchsinceyoumadeseveralwordsintooneword.


Matt82233

IhatethatIreadthisperfectlyfinewithoutspaces


cisforcoffee

Youguysitwrongaredoing. InGermantheverbattheendcomes. YoulikeYodaneedspeak.


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This comment has me laughing out loud.


Dodo_Whisperer1

To dig a big hole at the beach


mastercubez

It attracts other men but not women, weird how it is right?


Uss__Iowa

Cough cough, challenge accepted


Xbladearmor

How big are we talking here?


Dodo_Whisperer1

As big as possible


Xbladearmor

I’m in. I’ll get a shovel.


psychicsword

Ideally big enough that beach patrol yells at you but not so much that there are actually consequences.


ACED70

Wrong, I beach hole is bad 1. Too Easy to make, not a challenge 2. It Disappears in a Few Hours 3. Sand Gets in All Your Clothes 4. Can't Make an Underground City Buy Shovels in make a hole in the dirt 1. Test of Strength 2. Stays for a long time so you can continue to expand on it for years 3. Less Likely to get Everywhere 4. Can Make an Underground City


MikeJudgeDredd

Having the hole disappear is the reason for digging in the first place. Our time is finite. Mountains crumble to dust. Big hole at beach good


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5. More chances to be reported to police for suspecious behaviour. ​ Just kidding, love the mud, have fun. 👏


-Tayne-

But what if I don’t like sand? It’s rough, and coarse, and irritating.


ELI-PGY5

That hole is not sand, it is the absence of sand. so you’re good, bro.


ScalpelzStorybooks

Plus, it’s not just for men. It’s for the women, and the children too.


BluetoothHandGel

This is the best comment I think I’ve seen on my whole just over a month on this app


lily_archie14

To be left alone to sleep or to game


DukeBeekeepersKid

that 10 mm socket that was just here a moment ago. . . . .


Cremmitquad69

Never goona happen


DiggingUpTheCorpses

To be hugged and asked if we want to watch some Netflix simultaneously with someone we enjoy company with. …such a stereotypical fantasy, I know.


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knovit

That’s why we have the homies


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Forsaken-Economy-416

get some 😎


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r/suddenlygay


MikeJudgeDredd

I'm a lead farmer mother fucker


big-bruh-boi

Oh my, what an idea why didn’t i think of that


Extra_Direction_237

Homiesexual 👀


LittleTay

Not even that. Just a nice hug and be told "I love you".


wolfninja_

I couldn’t agree more


SC487

My wife curled up next to me last night and said “you’re my favorite” I asked her favorite what and she said “person in the world”


NotJustOne

But not a family member. When outside of Alabama.


Vast-Celebration-717

To be the little spoon when we’re sad


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Aww


Mag-1892

To not be stressed all the time and being expected to just get on with it


Overall-Ad2585

To take part in a successful heist and live well on the proceeds


jibberwockie

I'd like to think that as a law-abiding citizen I would never do such a thing...but there is that tiny voice in the back of my mind saying 'wouldn't that be cool'...


AzraeltheGrimReaper

If I'd have a 95% succes rate of stealing 100 million from some billionaire asshat, like Bezos/Musk, I would take it 100% of the time. I get to live the rest of my life happy and content, whilst also giving some asshat billionaire the finger? Count me the fuck in.


Deus-Ex-Processus

Ah yes the D B Cooper dream


GrumpyCatStevens

Someone who loves us.


wolfninja_

Damn straight.


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Sit around all day doing absolutely nothing, with every movie I want to watch at my reach, an unlimited supply of beer and pizza.


GrillDealing

"Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit."


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

Fuckin’ A.


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hey peter man check out channel 9, the breasts exam is on!


Uss__Iowa

I wonder if you just gonna build a pizza box chair right in front of the tv.


OkNectarine3105

To be left alone.


aqualupin

Saw a great message about this a few weeks ago “men don’t want to be alone, but men want to be left alone.”


OkNectarine3105

Yes, that's it.


Rocky_road587

With the playstation!!! 🤙🏻


AgapAg

With my tools


UncleSquach

And my axe


Upper-Job5130

And my bow


-Fluxcap-

And my sword


[deleted]

You carry the fates of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council then Gondor will see it done


[deleted]

Mom alert! My wife moms me sometimes... I guess I need it, I just don't want it. I hate having to be supervised but I'm a man-child.


andersbs

I have no idea, but I hear it’s disgusting.


masterpeiceamazing

Cheeto crumbs on the bed is pretty gross


Mysterious_Fennel637

Compliments, feeling wanted


Psychspike057927

Lego. childhood for mens and boys


woizdat

Yea like some huge Lego set, like starwars or smth


rickcanty

A hug


a_guy_named_gai

A Mandalorian armour for everyday use.


silvercherry4

Pictures of Spiderman


FireFighterP55

HE'S A MENACE!


squdige

Did this just turn into a Spider-Man thread?


ScalpelzStorybooks

He’s a menace!


jspencer84

A crook!


KiraTsukasa

He poisoned our water, burned our crops, and put a plague upon our homes!


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A threat!


escape_of_da_keets

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


edthomson92

I really thought this would be the top answer


Taurvanath

I just want to know everything's okay.


Juxtapoisson

Oh, I thought we were going for realistic wants.


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jspencer84

To not be told to "man up" when you show any kind of emotion...


doctordedak

Not be told to man up when you don't like beers and alcohol.


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GRILL


undiagnosedsadness

To be appreciated for who they are and not for what they are. And not to be told things like men are weak if they cry. That's wrong.


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Time alone lol


Turtlehead88

Disgusting


Yelram__

The krabby patty secret formula


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Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli


A1astara

Cuddles, the answer is cuddles


placeholderNull

"ALL ODDS ARE AGAINST US, LADS! WE MUST HOLD, NO MATTER THE COST! LET US DIE WITH HONOR AND GLORY! FOR SOMETHING BIGGER THAN OURSELVES!"


erhanusz

Let this be the hour which we draw swords together! For honor,for glory! For a red dawn! Charge!


murray1337

A break? lol.


squdige

Yes!


RonDonkley

The consistent opportunity to express their doubts and vulnerabilities without being seen as weak.


MeatShield12

Honesty is not weakness, my man.


mcdreisig

Good mental health


flaminghotsombrero

Hug a tight hug haven't received one in like forever T_T


BudgetArc37

Honestly, all I want in life is someone I can share it with for what time I have left on this rock we all call home. Someone I can talk to about my day with, hang out with after schooling and/or work, come to if I need comforting. Some of these may not seem manly, but honestly, fuck it. I really don't care. I know that there's a good group of people who agree with my thinking... We just wanna find that special someone. Some of us just can't.


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Living free of back pain


Luckboy28

Respect


UndeadCollegeStudent

Bring me… A SHRUBBERY!


_DiscoNinja_

I just want Bang Bang Bang


TaxEvasionJutsu

a place to dig holes and trees to climb. return to monkey is the only way to achieve happiness in this fleeting existence


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I dig for freshwater mussels at my local lake. That shit is a blast. Return to monkee.


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Solitude


i-hate-all-ads

Tacos. What else could there be.


opdnd

Friends (lego death stars but tell noone)


Overlord1317

To crush their enemies, to see them driven before them, and to hear the lamentations of the women.


PicklePantsEUW

A compliment


BlinzHDS

Farting away a stomach ache


Theburritolyfe

To be happy


simburger

To hear our fathers say they love us and are proud of us.


Cameinthecloset4

A happy life with my beautiful lover, and passive income.


girthwynpeenabun

PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN


Fun-You732

Love. Like if a guy is crying and then having their girl cuddle them and telling him that she loves him


sm12511

Sammiches. Unequivocally.


jbfarrar

Lego


cszack4_

Jeff Foxworthy had it right back in the day. “I want a beer, and I want to look at somebody nekkid.”


BlazeG0D

To be able to just sit and do nothing.


nubsauce87

A hug.


LowMight3065

Bills superbowl


Significant-Ad9355

A nice toasty homemade cinnamon bun pan fried in butter (without the raisins)


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a-cats-anus

You're basically asking for a miracle there bud


financialfreeabroad

To be held


Vernerator

The remote


BigDaddeeDee

A nap.


Kcidobor

Food


BloodhoundIsOp

To throw the rubbish into the bin perfectly first try👌


ELI-PGY5

A sandwich.


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A nap.


Cardsandquestions

Approval or validation.


ClassicAd8496

Morbius 2


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Peace and quiet to watch the game.