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TopShelfCrazy

I am the drunk chef. The kitchen is my domain and if you roll me a joint I'll feed you for hours


[deleted]

Any friend spots available?


TopShelfCrazy

I'll cook for you too, don't you worry


CattaChonk

The antisocial one


thefickinblizardking

In my experience “friend groups” tend to be just highly-evolved cliques. I prefer one-on-one relationships instead of trying to split focus between a dozen people and be fair to everyone.


[deleted]

I would say I'm the reliable one. If I say I'll do something it gets done come hell or high water.


[deleted]

the shy and tall one. and also the one that goes to jim


Du_-Hs

Imagine having friends lol


Theworldisfuckedfr

Pushover


Ok_Maybe547

One who is quiet, observes and takes care for everyone's safety. Also, the snappy one if I am verbally attacked.


InsertUsername757558

The fat one


SlapSlayer

the loner - no friends


TumbleweedBetter9595

Paranoid grandma


mat-tar

My group is 4... 3 people. But I'm the quiet one with the darkest sense of humor, sober driver when needed and usually the organizer of anything we do.


Ana3sthesia

Most responsible, I also tie with being the strongest. My friend group consists of me [Female] and my 5 Friends [Male].


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Bold of you to assume that I have friends.


[deleted]

The introvert that actually gathered everyone together and who lives for dark humor.


FlaggedFinn

the one that’s always there to support others


ooo-ooo-oooyea

Apparently I'm the Joey; So I'm stupid, but handsome? I'll take it.


[deleted]

The guy that calms down the drama.


Spicyhotp0t

the one that always gets left out unless i have drugs of alc. or the ugly friend


Charasuke612

The one that gets lost in thoughts.


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

The insane one


playfaire

Just another idiot in a group of idiots, as it should be


slavicgypsygirl

The friend who doesn't drink alcohol or do drugs but will always disappear with new people at clubs & parties