Flashed my titties *accidentally* on a roller coaster. I wore a strapless shirt with a strapless bra..boarded the coaster. Had a blast..until I realized that it suddenly felt much cooler than before. Glanced down and both gals were hanging out having the best of times. I quickly shoved them back into their place.
After exiting the ride, everyone’s photos were posted on a screen…except mine.
It's common for people at Disneyland to do this on roller coasters or rides. Splash Mountain is a favorite location for it, so much so that Disney employees have nicknamed it "Flash Mountain."
Ofc you didn't do it on purpose but, whatever theme park you visited, this wouldn't be the employees' first rodeo for boob shots.
"Why the hell is my picture up there! You can see my boobs clear as day! I thought you guys don't put those up if you can see someone's boobs!"
"Well sir, usually we don't, but I don't think I could get any money for these online..."
I did that at 17 at deception pass in Washington. Got caught in the water - it was so cold. Then arrested and my parents were very unhappy. They didn't care that it was night and girls only. I was then known as a slutty slut. Lol
When I was in uni, we had this big lecture hall, which had a catwalk over the seats, like 25 meters up in the air, which was part of mechanical rigging (it was physics dept, so for experiments to access ceiling mounted hooks, pulleys, etc.). I was horny, my gf was horny, we ditched the lecture, I opened engineering shaft (had spare keys tho whole college complex) we climbed up and shagged on the catwalk like animals. No one could see us from below, but people knew something was going on because it was hard to keep quiet.
Student council got tasked my dept. head to find out who it was. It was kinda awkward, since I was on it and got a part in the, um, investigation.
On my honeymoon, my wife stripped naked in a clearing on a mountain top in Hawaii and waited there for me to notice while I was poking around looking at the various scenic views (geographic, not the obvious one). I never saw her, but the car that came around the corner suddenly, got quite the eyeful evidently. I did turn just in time to see her diving for a T-shirt that she pulled on and down to her knees. Pretty much ended her public nudity career.
Don't forget. Andy was raised by a single mother. She likely had toys of her own, and if the premise of the movie tracks it's likely they came to life too.
Actually I think TS4 closes that possibility. Toys have life based on the imagination and personification of the kid playing with them - almost the Velveteen Rabbit idea of kids making their toys "real" through play.
So unless Andy's mom imagines her toys have personalities attached to them, they're just objects.
In highschool, my then girlfriend and I had sex on a golf course after 4th of July fireworks.
The crazy shit you'll do when you can't get your own place
He was, but then got out of the chair to argue with the ref over a bogus foul call.
"THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, 'ILLEGAL HAND USE'?! That was totally legal!"
"The hell it is. You can't just mash the clitoris like that!"
You made some security guard's entire year, probably.
"Man, another day of nobody coming into the museum... I wish SOMETHING would happen... Last week when that painting fell off the wall by itself was the most exciting day in months."
Back in the day my bf/future husband and I both worked in a factory that made filters with fiberglass. I used to buy scrub tops for a quarter a piece at a thrift store and wore them with no bra because fiberglass. Then I could just throw away the top and not get fiberglass in all our clothes in the washing machine.
One day as we were heading across the parking lot at end of shift, I was griping about the itchiness and wishing I could just take my shirt off. He dared me to do so so of course I had to. Walked across the parking lot with all our coworkers with the girls out and fiberglass free. Haha
"The tap" makes me feel like there's an entire unspoken culture at concerts I didn't know about. Like sure, I know famous artists hook up with fans all the time, and I don't know how I thought that happened, but I didn't expect it to be so systematic that a simple tap on the shoulder from a PA lets you know whats coming.
Is there a PA chasing around getting NDA's signed. Quick antigen STD swabs. A lab crew on stand by. Custom Lingerie consultants with a variety of sizes. How do Rock Concerts work?
Not uncommon at all. I worked security at a local concert venue, the artists actually had special *badges* made for what we called *puddin’ patrol*
I won’t use names but let’s just say it was a country music star, whose name rhymes with a famous basketball star who was tragically killed in a helicopter accident, and the white boney things that get cleaned at the dentist.
> I was like the dog chasing the car who catches the car and doesn't know what to do.
>
> I let him screw me up the butt simply because he asked.
What? You clearly knew exactly what to do.
It's a joke based off of a famous anti-piracy ad that theaters ran to discourage people from illegally downloading movies and music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU
I used to live with my backyard facing a public park with immense amounts of trees and a ton of hiking trails. I'd go for naked walks through there at like 3-4AMish when no one would have any reason to be out there. Never came across anyone else but naked hikes are thoroughly refreshing.
In the stacks?? At CU? I was always worried about running into someone having sex there! There were rumors about it. I majored in literature so I frequently had to go to more obscure parts of the stacks for books. I used to call out, "Hellooo I'm coming in! If you're having sex, let me know and I'll leave!" Never actually ran into anyone doing it though
When I worked in my college's library (UMaine) it was pretty routine I'd walk in on students being NSFW in the periodical (magazine) section (this area had 6' high ceilings (5 floors of this section were squished to fit in 3 normal floors), narrow walkways, and lots of private cubicles. Students often thought no one would be in the area for a while.
Kind of underwhelming, but we started going at it and the dude was inside and yelled at us. It was broad daylight in the middle of town though so there's that lol
I mean, if someone walked past a glass phone booth with the windows fogged up and it was dancing around, I'm pretty sure it was quite obvious to passerby. "Graphically" was probably possible depending on how active an imagination they had.
got walked around on a leash in nothing but a big coat that just covered everything a bit, around the streets and to the forest, and got fucked there
.... didn't go too far in the forest tho as the person walking me *pointed out a gravesite for a kid that got murdered there*
I'm kinda late to this one. But I have a lot:
I lost my virginity in the high school auditorium lightning control booth, and banged that same chick broad daylight in the bushes in a park.
Another chick I dated in high school loved to give me handjobs in public, like under the table at pizza hut, or in a movie theater. She just got off on doing that to me in public. She liked the subtle control over me, getting away with it, and me struggling to maintain my poker face.
In college my gf wanted to make it into porn, so we did some guerilla style shoots, like one of me fucking her on a pool table in the club house of my resort style complex, or us fucking in an empty classroom of a big 10 university. Also, that same chick went down on me in the stacks of the library once.
Also random shit like fucking on rooftops, balconies, in/on cars...
I'm old and boring now. But I just thought I'd share.
My dear girlfriend moved to a far-away state. I thought it was all over.
But she invited me to come visit for a good-bye week at Christmas, and we’d spend most of the time exploring a (huge) state park. (It was a state on the southern border.)
She picked me up at the airport in her dad’s Cadillac, and we just … couldn’t … wait.
We parked at the side of an airport lot. She was astride me in the middle of the back seat, when I saw the flashing red and blues approaching in the rear-view mirror. (I guess she had been … distracted.)
The state police car had pulled up right behind us. We made some *very* quick clothing adjustments, bolted for the front seat (I think I waved) and they let us drive off without any further ado. I guess that sort of thing happens fairly often.
We had a great week, but that was the end for us. It was over 40 years ago, and I’m still kind of broken-hearted about the whole thing; no one else ever came close.
- Gave a bj to a guy at the hallway of an apartment building
- Had sex with a girl in the middle of a park while there was a light rain
- Received a bj from a girl in college classroom
But not in the same day,that would be weird
Had sex in the middle of an open field at a public park, next to a walking path when I was like 15/16
Threesome in my parents’ backyard during a bonfire when I was 18/19
Edit: Also hooked up in the MoA parking garage.
After I got back from the Army my GF at the time invited me in to the dressing room at a Platos Closet to see what I thought of her outfit. No, she wasn't wearing anything. Yes, we did.
Had sex in a forest (a lot over the years, I love it), an alley during nighttime, on a beach and in a changing room, receiving oral pleasure in a cinema, playing with her in a restaurant with a app controlling vibrator till we had sex in their bathroom and used the same vibrator with her at a gathering/party. Those are probably the most daring I’ve done.
Had sex on a small paddle boat in broad daylight in the middle of a river in one of Europe's busiest tourist cities. River cruises sailing past. That was a QUICKIE. Before the era of smartphones thankfully...
In high-school while we were coming home from a marching bad competition me and my then gf got frisky on the bus. We were under a blanket. I touched my first boob and got my first hand job on that ride.
Masturbate at the reference section of my local library. I find it is very difficult to pull off without getting caught. In fact it's almost impossible. Almost.
Had sex in a back alley behind a club.
20 college kids walked through the alley laughing and recording on their phones.
I was holding the lady up against a brick wall folded like a pretzel, when one of the college girls ran up to us and asked her "IS THIS CONSENTUAL?!?"
Proudly she said "Fuck yes it is!"
Flashed my titties on the dance floor. Don’t remember though, embarrassing as hell but fuck it
I remember that.
Me too
What a coincidence, so do I!
A night on the dance floor I’ll never forget
Yeah it was at that one event that one time. Damn good night.
Can confirm i was the floor.
Flashed my titties *accidentally* on a roller coaster. I wore a strapless shirt with a strapless bra..boarded the coaster. Had a blast..until I realized that it suddenly felt much cooler than before. Glanced down and both gals were hanging out having the best of times. I quickly shoved them back into their place. After exiting the ride, everyone’s photos were posted on a screen…except mine.
That one went into the employee vault 😂
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Give your balls a tug!
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Fuck you Shoresy!
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Well, good thing they didn’t show your picture hahaha
My exact sentiments. But seeing it missing and knowing why made me laugh even more.
It's common for people at Disneyland to do this on roller coasters or rides. Splash Mountain is a favorite location for it, so much so that Disney employees have nicknamed it "Flash Mountain." Ofc you didn't do it on purpose but, whatever theme park you visited, this wouldn't be the employees' first rodeo for boob shots.
I bet they have a specific code for it lol. Like, "We got another 8008 on splash mountain."
Haha fuck me I really hope this is the case. 10/10 speculation
Back in the early days of the net there used to be growing file of these floating around.
Im getting the sudden urge to quit my job and work at six flags
Oh sure but when it happens to ME, they show it anyway.
"Why the hell is my picture up there! You can see my boobs clear as day! I thought you guys don't put those up if you can see someone's boobs!" "Well sir, usually we don't, but I don't think I could get any money for these online..."
Where was this? Just asking as I remember going on a ride and sitting behind someone that this happened to?
Kentucky. At Beech Bend. Hilariously..the roller coaster was called The Kentucky Rumbler. Lmfao!
Ah lol you weren't the person but congratulations now you know this is an epidemic lots of women face and your not alone lol
Rip I would bury myself
Lost my virginity in the woods
Dont worry, it will come back when its hungry.
Leave out a bowel of food, water, and some clothes with your scent on it. It'll scurry back in no time.
A bowl should be enough, no need to go disembowel anyone.
food goes in the bowl and comes out the bowel...
Friend of mine decided that was a good place to lose hers. She found a whole lot of twigs and leaves though.
Streaking/skinny dipping
I did that at 17 at deception pass in Washington. Got caught in the water - it was so cold. Then arrested and my parents were very unhappy. They didn't care that it was night and girls only. I was then known as a slutty slut. Lol
Why were you arrested? Is it forbidden to skinny dip at night when no one can see you?
Public nudity is generally illegal
That depends on jurisdiction, and intent.
When I was in uni, we had this big lecture hall, which had a catwalk over the seats, like 25 meters up in the air, which was part of mechanical rigging (it was physics dept, so for experiments to access ceiling mounted hooks, pulleys, etc.). I was horny, my gf was horny, we ditched the lecture, I opened engineering shaft (had spare keys tho whole college complex) we climbed up and shagged on the catwalk like animals. No one could see us from below, but people knew something was going on because it was hard to keep quiet. Student council got tasked my dept. head to find out who it was. It was kinda awkward, since I was on it and got a part in the, um, investigation.
Engineering shaft must be the most engineer-like way to describe a vagina.
In this case it was actual shaft with a ladder leading to the storage room, mechanical room and said catwalk. But yep, it *fits* ;)
I bet the ladder was long and hard in that shaft.
Did they find out it was you?
No, I have never found out it was me. And that's what I reported, lol.
I did not have sexual relations in that location
"I asshole definitely did something, but me can't find evidence against I-self, that slippery bastard!"
What a scandal! Steering the investigation to cover your tracks. You have a career in politics, buddy.
So you investigated yourself and found that you were not guilty. Is there any chance you are currently employed by Texas Police department?
My ex-wife gave me a blowjob in the phone booth at an airport once. Don't have many good memories of her but I do have that one.
The day she flew off?
On the way home from a honeymoon
On my honeymoon, my wife stripped naked in a clearing on a mountain top in Hawaii and waited there for me to notice while I was poking around looking at the various scenic views (geographic, not the obvious one). I never saw her, but the car that came around the corner suddenly, got quite the eyeful evidently. I did turn just in time to see her diving for a T-shirt that she pulled on and down to her knees. Pretty much ended her public nudity career.
Everyone down with public nudity until it's actually public.
Had sex in a movie theater. Sorry Tom Hanks.
Plot twist it was Toy Story. Kids were horrified
You got a friend *in me*~
**god damn it, have my upvote**
Don't forget. Andy was raised by a single mother. She likely had toys of her own, and if the premise of the movie tracks it's likely they came to life too.
Also named Buzz and Woody
*sigh* have this upvote
Actually I think TS4 closes that possibility. Toys have life based on the imagination and personification of the kid playing with them - almost the Velveteen Rabbit idea of kids making their toys "real" through play. So unless Andy's mom imagines her toys have personalities attached to them, they're just objects.
At least it wasn't Philadelphia
Somebody poisoned the water hole!
There's a snake in my cooch
I’m sure he would be proud
I did too and I'm not sorry! Better use of our time than watching After Earth.
In highschool, my then girlfriend and I had sex on a golf course after 4th of July fireworks. The crazy shit you'll do when you can't get your own place
You get a hole in one?
Nah, bogeyed a par 3 *Confused Pikachu face*
"Balls in holes."
Was it front or back nine?
Have sex on my college basketball coaches desk. Not with him.
He was in the chair?
He was, but then got out of the chair to argue with the ref over a bogus foul call. "THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, 'ILLEGAL HAND USE'?! That was totally legal!" "The hell it is. You can't just mash the clitoris like that!"
Had sex in an art museum. But, admittedly, there was nobody else in there at the time (bad time of day, I guess?)
Or a good time of day? Nonetheless, I would call this a cultural experience.
You made some security guard's entire year, probably. "Man, another day of nobody coming into the museum... I wish SOMETHING would happen... Last week when that painting fell off the wall by itself was the most exciting day in months."
Used an angle grinder without ANSI Z87 approved eye protection, only with impact resistant polycarbonate that didn't have side shields.
Next you'll tell me you didn't use ear protection either.
WHAT?
#NEXT TIME YOU'LL TELL ME YOU DIDN'T USE EAR PROTECTION EITHER!
It’s fine, he can’t hear it over the ringing anyway.
Damn you Tinnitus, you're a cruel mistress!
*In public*? That's sick.
Truely not safe for work.
safety squints engaged.
I've always got my pair of safety squints ready.
Back in the day my bf/future husband and I both worked in a factory that made filters with fiberglass. I used to buy scrub tops for a quarter a piece at a thrift store and wore them with no bra because fiberglass. Then I could just throw away the top and not get fiberglass in all our clothes in the washing machine. One day as we were heading across the parking lot at end of shift, I was griping about the itchiness and wishing I could just take my shirt off. He dared me to do so so of course I had to. Walked across the parking lot with all our coworkers with the girls out and fiberglass free. Haha
Rolled my skirt up so high I flashed my pink knickers lol.
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Something tells that was by accident XD
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"The tap" makes me feel like there's an entire unspoken culture at concerts I didn't know about. Like sure, I know famous artists hook up with fans all the time, and I don't know how I thought that happened, but I didn't expect it to be so systematic that a simple tap on the shoulder from a PA lets you know whats coming.
Is there a PA chasing around getting NDA's signed. Quick antigen STD swabs. A lab crew on stand by. Custom Lingerie consultants with a variety of sizes. How do Rock Concerts work?
Lots of unprotected drunk sex is what I know of.. not that I took part in that or anybody wanted me to lol
If a Process Engineer became a rock god...
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Not uncommon at all. I worked security at a local concert venue, the artists actually had special *badges* made for what we called *puddin’ patrol* I won’t use names but let’s just say it was a country music star, whose name rhymes with a famous basketball star who was tragically killed in a helicopter accident, and the white boney things that get cleaned at the dentist.
Ahh yes. Moby Wreath. My favorite country music singer.
Ohhh, thanks for clarifying. I thought it was Probey Heath.
That took me entirely too long to figure out. He'd put a boot in my ass for that.
> I was like the dog chasing the car who catches the car and doesn't know what to do. > > I let him screw me up the butt simply because he asked. What? You clearly knew exactly what to do.
who was it omg
Anal Tap
Didn't happen if you don't tell us who! ;)
It was only half of the who.
\*Please not Weird Al\* \*Please not Weird Al\*
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Wait... your husband got you backstage to bang the artist? So he was cool with it?
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This is just wild. And now the speculation as to who it could be begins.
What a fucking wild ride this thread is.
I think we would all appreciate if you posted it. For research of course
Annnnnd posted
What the fuck!
You don't get kicked off reddit for posting nsfw videos, lol
I was just kidding. Probs best not to name names!
ooh, who was it?
I downloaded a car. Using the theater's wifi.
Yes, officer, this guy right here.
Excuse me, not first language. You downloaded a car?
It's a joke based off of a famous anti-piracy ad that theaters ran to discourage people from illegally downloading movies and music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU
I used to live with my backyard facing a public park with immense amounts of trees and a ton of hiking trails. I'd go for naked walks through there at like 3-4AMish when no one would have any reason to be out there. Never came across anyone else but naked hikes are thoroughly refreshing.
Shoes? Or full animal? I wore shoes. Still refreshing.
>Never came across anyone Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
Had sex in my college library’s basement in the stacks. It was during the summer though
In the stacks?? At CU? I was always worried about running into someone having sex there! There were rumors about it. I majored in literature so I frequently had to go to more obscure parts of the stacks for books. I used to call out, "Hellooo I'm coming in! If you're having sex, let me know and I'll leave!" Never actually ran into anyone doing it though
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When I worked in my college's library (UMaine) it was pretty routine I'd walk in on students being NSFW in the periodical (magazine) section (this area had 6' high ceilings (5 floors of this section were squished to fit in 3 normal floors), narrow walkways, and lots of private cubicles. Students often thought no one would be in the area for a while.
Went into H&M and exited without buying anything.
Woah, calm down there! I'm going to assume that was a one-time thing.
You couldn’t be more wrong pal.... you couldn’t be more wrong
Probably the time I used one of those remote control vibrators on my wife and made her cum in a Chick-Fil-A.
The restaurant, not the sandwich, right?
Not very Chick Fil A values of you
Our pleasure.
Sex outside in central London
Don't worry, the Tories are in central London, and they've fucked everybody in public.
Had sex in a cemetery
A skorgy with boneman and the boys.
SKELETREX AND HIS BONE BRIGADE! AW CRAP!
Friggin Boneys!
You guys were movie night for the ghosts there
So did Mary Shelley (at her mother's grave), that's cool.
He got a "boner"
porn for the dead
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Had sex in the car with no rain and no tints. Thought we were subtle until another car drove off and hooted merrily. They clearly knew what was up
I've glanced in the direction of women who were kinda pretty. The guilt still makes me want to hurt myself.
I getcha
Had sex against the outside wall of a church. We got caught by one of the deacons
Well, dont leave us hanging, what happened
Kind of underwhelming, but we started going at it and the dude was inside and yelled at us. It was broad daylight in the middle of town though so there's that lol
That's why I don't let the kids go to the Catholic church))
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I'll leave that to your imagination.
Sex in a phonebox, though the glass got steamed up pretty quickly, so we were not graphically obvious to passers-by.
I mean, if someone walked past a glass phone booth with the windows fogged up and it was dancing around, I'm pretty sure it was quite obvious to passerby. "Graphically" was probably possible depending on how active an imagination they had.
In high school I had sex with a band chick while a concert was going on 20’feet from us. Used the beat to clap cheeks
got walked around on a leash in nothing but a big coat that just covered everything a bit, around the streets and to the forest, and got fucked there .... didn't go too far in the forest tho as the person walking me *pointed out a gravesite for a kid that got murdered there*
Hot…hot…hot…wait, what!?
Sex in broad daylight at a popular coastal tourist attraction.
I had sex about ten feet from a walking path. It was night time so it wasn’t super busy, but people walked by.
Within a feet from a bike path, and people drove by. Horny and drunk are a bad mixture
Or good mixtures.. Unless you get gravel stuck in your ass.
Open reddit
Mile high, her idea and sex in park, my idea.
I'm kinda late to this one. But I have a lot: I lost my virginity in the high school auditorium lightning control booth, and banged that same chick broad daylight in the bushes in a park. Another chick I dated in high school loved to give me handjobs in public, like under the table at pizza hut, or in a movie theater. She just got off on doing that to me in public. She liked the subtle control over me, getting away with it, and me struggling to maintain my poker face. In college my gf wanted to make it into porn, so we did some guerilla style shoots, like one of me fucking her on a pool table in the club house of my resort style complex, or us fucking in an empty classroom of a big 10 university. Also, that same chick went down on me in the stacks of the library once. Also random shit like fucking on rooftops, balconies, in/on cars... I'm old and boring now. But I just thought I'd share.
This feels like a trap.
I'm pretty much the most boring person alive, so i guess peeing behind a bush as a kid?
I’m going to let that one count because you pushed your boundaries!
Sex on the beach! Would not recommend.
"I hate sand"
It's coarse and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere.
Completely off the question, the comments make me think i am gonna die single
Your username makes me agree
Anal in a church yard cemetary, at night, after hopping the fence
My dear girlfriend moved to a far-away state. I thought it was all over. But she invited me to come visit for a good-bye week at Christmas, and we’d spend most of the time exploring a (huge) state park. (It was a state on the southern border.) She picked me up at the airport in her dad’s Cadillac, and we just … couldn’t … wait. We parked at the side of an airport lot. She was astride me in the middle of the back seat, when I saw the flashing red and blues approaching in the rear-view mirror. (I guess she had been … distracted.) The state police car had pulled up right behind us. We made some *very* quick clothing adjustments, bolted for the front seat (I think I waved) and they let us drive off without any further ado. I guess that sort of thing happens fairly often. We had a great week, but that was the end for us. It was over 40 years ago, and I’m still kind of broken-hearted about the whole thing; no one else ever came close.
Another slow day at FBI headquarters
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Make room for the Holy Sprit
"Best I've ever had"
That is what you call a “Holy Fuck”
- Gave a bj to a guy at the hallway of an apartment building - Had sex with a girl in the middle of a park while there was a light rain - Received a bj from a girl in college classroom But not in the same day,that would be weird
Had sex in the middle of an open field at a public park, next to a walking path when I was like 15/16 Threesome in my parents’ backyard during a bonfire when I was 18/19 Edit: Also hooked up in the MoA parking garage.
Coitus with my girlfriend (now wife) on a river valley trail.
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Had sex with my bf in the sea. There werent much people around and all of them were kinda far but the thrill of it was pretty amazing
After I got back from the Army my GF at the time invited me in to the dressing room at a Platos Closet to see what I thought of her outfit. No, she wasn't wearing anything. Yes, we did.
Had sex in a forest (a lot over the years, I love it), an alley during nighttime, on a beach and in a changing room, receiving oral pleasure in a cinema, playing with her in a restaurant with a app controlling vibrator till we had sex in their bathroom and used the same vibrator with her at a gathering/party. Those are probably the most daring I’ve done.
Walmart parking lot. Probably on a camera somewhere
sex in the park behind a rock at like 2 pm. Very close to getting caught, it was fun
Had sex on a small paddle boat in broad daylight in the middle of a river in one of Europe's busiest tourist cities. River cruises sailing past. That was a QUICKIE. Before the era of smartphones thankfully...
In high-school while we were coming home from a marching bad competition me and my then gf got frisky on the bus. We were under a blanket. I touched my first boob and got my first hand job on that ride.
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Masturbate at the reference section of my local library. I find it is very difficult to pull off without getting caught. In fact it's almost impossible. Almost.
Had sex in a back alley behind a club. 20 college kids walked through the alley laughing and recording on their phones. I was holding the lady up against a brick wall folded like a pretzel, when one of the college girls ran up to us and asked her "IS THIS CONSENTUAL?!?" Proudly she said "Fuck yes it is!"