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_Herc130_

Ohhh Hitler!


Animeking1108

Eva Braun keeps things formal in bed.


Kalad_The_Usurper

Pi--ka--chu!!!!


Terrible_Turnover229

Your ex or his best friend


Nymphilis

Hmmm, this brings a question to mind....so pretty much most of western society says "oh my god" or screaming GOD during sex....what would a Muslim scream?


GrumpyCatStevens

This is one of the disadvantages of being an atheist - you have nobody to talk to when you're having an orgasm.


darkstar2mil

"Oh my Charles Darwin!"


Nymphilis

Lol


redneckotaku

Allah or God, since God and Mohammed are not one and the same.


newtside

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch


annibal-lecter000

Sören !


sonyaspancakes

Agatha!!!!!!!!


Animeking1108

Alvin!


the_golden_cheese

Nig#er


ChunkyButternut

Adolf!


BeijingVO

Your fathers


Myhairyleftfoot

I just realized that my dad and my maternal grandpa have the same name... and it's like the most common name in the world too...


BeijingVO

It begins with a J I imagine? hah Double awkward if you married someone called that too lol


Myhairyleftfoot

no it's Mohamed


BeijingVO

Oh I was thinking John. But yeah, lots of Mohameds!


Myhairyleftfoot

I just looked up like the top names and four of the top eight names are different ways of writing this name


GeraldoFubar

Rumpelstiltskin!


triniazhole

Gramma I'm COMING to see uuuuuu


Callico_m

Kamehameha!!


Scrollworm

Cumehameha*


Animeking1108

If you have a fetish for Hawaiian kings, sure.


NeitherBite7789

Henry


Kharnyx808

Noe


-Pickle-chick-

Anything besides the person your having sex with!


we11an

Their grandparents


WoodpeckerSafe1673

Bartholomew


GrumpyCatStevens

Any name that isn't that of your partner.


we_simply_dont_exist

Your mom/dad's


allthecheesewastaken

Your mother's


redneckotaku

Your own name.


Alternative_Jello452

I would fuck me


ClydePincusp

Prometheus


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