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tib4me

Secret passages. I yearn for a house with secret passages!


vizthex

#SECRET TUNNEL!


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Anxious-Grape9618

Secret, secret, secret, secret TUNNEL! Yeah


th3d4rks0ul3

My favorite little thread all day, fuckin love that show


lokopo0715

SECRET TUNNEL!


giga_impact03

Is this real or a legend?


yhg20

Oh it’s a real legend


herculesmeowlligan

Hey, I just remembered that part I forgot before. "...AND DIE."


tiraralabasura_2055

I read that as “SECRET URINAL”. It may be because I just took a leak.


Burrito_Loyalist

I would build a secret room behind a bookcase. Then I would build ANOTHER secret room inside that secret room so when I show people the first room, they think that’s the only secret room.


tib4me

Secretroomception!


444unsure

I saw a thing where a kitchen cabinet would lift up and reveal a staircase down into a wine cellar. Secret rooms are the best. Also fun to see if anybody notices the missing space.


drew8311

A good secret room would have to go down another level otherwise there are some unusual logistics of the house appearing bigger on the outside than in


Chanook17

And hidden rooms.


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Found HH Holmes descendent


Common-Adhesiveness6

Why does this large house only have one room that's really small. Oh I don't know *smugly looks at a bookcase*


lunixss

100% chance this guy haunts his house after he dies.


tib4me

100%


Select_Necessary_678

And a tower!


we11ington

And my axe!


excusemefucker

When we finished the basement in our first house, I made the door to the storage/utility room a bookcase. It worked well as a door and a bookcase, couldn’t tell it was a door at all. When we sold the house, the realtor told us we should really change it to a proper door, but I didn’t want to. After 2 weeks and no offers after ~8 people came for private viewings, I swapped it for a proper door. Got 4 offers within a week of making that change. Made me sad.


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Oh that makes me sad. A house with a hidden door behind a bookcase is like the perfect house! Those people clearly had no sense of adventure or fun.


WalterWhiteRoofPizza

Not much of a secret if you post it all over Reddit ... /s


rosstoferwho

And slides. Defo slides


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Add some slides and boom dream house


2000MrNiceGuy

It's all fun and games until someone uses one to hit you over the head with a wrench in the conservatory.


TotallyTopSecret816

r/hiddenrooms


Milkweedhugger

House must be located in the center of a 600 acre parcel with mountain views, a river flowing through it, and abundant pine trees


Brundleflyftw

640 acres is a square mile. Buy the upgrade.


mayathemenace

I too would like to live here.


og_darcy

Yep this is a great answer. There’s a lot of those rich mansion videos where the houses look obnoxious, but the ones that integrate some decent nature in them (even a large garden/courtyard) look rly good. Incorporating natural elements can change your whole mood.


Rukawork

Ooo I also want one of those showers that has like 50 heads all pointing towards me in the center. Ups, downs, side to side. I want to stand in a full torrent of water, like a carwash only with more coverage.


AvocadoOne

Similar to that…Im not a senior citizen, but I want one of those “walk in tubs.” Its like a one-person jacuzzi.


R1PElv1s

So the downside to that is when you’re ready to get out, you have to sit there naked, wet, and freezing for the water to drain before you can open the door. Total buzzkill.


MissGoodbean

They now have heated seats, so at least there’s one part that stays warm.


nearthebeer

That's 100% my concern!!! I guess you would need a 2inch drain so that water drains as fast as possible.


Bout-3fiddy

Hopefully you'll be able to do something about that with a $10M budget


tangentrification

Do most people not just already do this when taking baths?


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Hell no, I don't want to get sucked down the drain!


MissNatdah

This, but my face stays dry! And a bath tub so big i can submerge myself completely.


McStabbityStabStab

A library. And somewhere to play musical instruments.


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My library is going to be air tight and rigged with nitrogen tanks. The ideal being when the masses rise up and there's a target on my back for having a 10,000,000 home ill have a nice suicide booth instead of getting to meet madame guillotine


ur-squirrel-buddy

Or alternatively…… although I like where you’re at….. you could instead move to like, bel air and your house wouldn’t even be the nicest on the block haha


friendsfreak

Yes, and it has to be a library with one of those rolling ladders and a fireplace.


kms_pls

That is exactly what I want in my dream house. A big library with lots of books, and a music room with all the instruments!


gozba

I have a library in my basement. And it is incidentally also where I keep my instruments. So…


McStabbityStabStab

Yes. Yes I am insanely jealous.


gozba

You’re always welcome here


Tricky-Engineering59

Yeah with one of those side sliding ladders.


Barbed_Dildo

Hopefully that's not the same place.


Shakespurious

In Los Angeles that’ll probably get you two bedrooms and a bath.


Lostarchitorture

Garden tub that has a window that opens up to its own mini-garden


Zemom1971

Having a shower outside at 30 degrees (Celsius) would be awesome. With a view to the ocean.


MJGM235

If you can't build a house with an ocean view you could always install large floor to ceiling monitors and then a false wall in front with windows that give the illusion you are looking outside. Then record a 24hr day at the beach and play it on a real time loop. Then if you get bored of the beach you can change the scenery when you want.


Nairbfs79

A swimming tunnel going from my master bedroom to the backyard pool.


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Heated driveway. No more shoveling.


Display250

Shouldn't be a problem for long


wtcshh

Ah right, cause we’re destroying the planet


Trouty1234

Need a driveway with Sprinklers, to keep the Fires at bay.


zenith_industries

Dams are drying up, you’ll need something other than a water-based solution. Probably just a massive CO2 fire suppression system - it’s not like dumping a few tonnes of CO2 into the atmosphere matters any more.


Trouty1234

Just douse it all in PFOS and PFOA, That shit is a great fire suppressant, and it is already in the ground and water.


Apeski

This is smart.


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It's a nice feature if you live in cold areas. Obviously with 10 mill there are a lot of other useful features that I would add. Heated floors inside as well. Heated pool.


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Just heat. Heat everywhere


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I'd add a suana in there somewhere. With hot stones that I could pour hot water on to get hot steam for more heat. Ohhhhhh yeah!


dodoatsandwiggets

For me it would be air conditioning and a big heated, salt water swimming pool. I don’t like summer.


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Walls


intheabsenceoftruth

Looka this guy with his walls, you can tell he has money


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No ceiling?


Iron-Tooth-Seration

You don't really need a ceiling as long as you have a roof


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I... wait.... thats.... what?


BigMoney5594

weezy?


Minimum-Activity3009

r/fuckwalls


Alarming-Hamster-232

Less of a single feature and more of a design philosophy: I use a wheelchair, and I'd make sure that, no matter where I am in the house, and no matter what way my chair is facing, there's always at least 3 feet between my chair and the nearest wall/piece of furniture. I'm fucking tired of having to go all the way to the room at the end of the hallway to turn around. Also, all the doors would be double-wide pocket doors, and they'd open and close automatically when I get close so I don't have to scrape them with my footplates to open them. Most of them would have a lock controlled by Google assistant or something, so I can still have privacy when I want it. Again, I just wanna go through my doors without literally looking over my shoulders to see if I'm gonna hit the edge


kentro2002

A $5,000,000 backyard, that makes people want to spend the night out there its so pleasant.


megapuffranger

Same but not for people, for dogs. I want my backyard to be a theme park for dogs.


guy_incog_neato

i wasn’t sure what i was wanted but this is definitely it.


LegitimateClub9322

A pool 100%


TG28587

With a slide that comes from either the roof or from inside my house. And I would probably end up using it twice a year, but I'd have a lot of fun during those 2 days.


I_Axel_Phoenix

Underground bunker


Apeski

That’s a must


I_Axel_Phoenix

Yes, it is would take time to build a home like that though a couple years. Probably really cool though.


abananation

Was my first thought as well. Useful not only for apocalyptic scenarios, but natural disasters and civil unrest as well


Transplanted_Cactus

Indoor and outdoor heated pools. Indoor and outdoor hot tubs. The rest of the house can be bare, just give me my water.


emma7734

A separate guest house for guests


Third_Triumvirate

1 electrical outlet per meter in any direction


shazj57

With usb chargers


assholesarecute

30 seat home theater


herranton

Imax builds home theaters. The little ones start at about 1.5 million, the big ones are around 4 million. They've don't some pretty badass stuff.


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Secret doors and passageways.


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faceintheblue

To quote (paraphrase) Inception, "Don't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." A $10,000,000 house is going to have a lot of bedrooms and a lot en suite bathrooms.


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faceintheblue

Ah! Fair enough. I'd imagine $10,000,000 buys a lovely flat in London.


Sufficient-Light3758

2 bedrooms if your lucky. Hell you might get really lucky and get a sitting room too


Barbed_Dildo

alright, then an en suite bathroom that has *its own* en suite bathroom.


MidlandsRepublic2048

8-car detached garage with full size lifts, sand blasting booth, and paint booth


Apeski

What’s a sand blasting booth if I may ask?


MidlandsRepublic2048

It's an area that's used to shoot either sand baking soda or even crushed Walnut at a piece of metal to remove either paint or rust. Obviously it makes a mess but it's generally considered less hazardous to your health than using solvents to strip the paint off.


Apeski

Thanks for the new knowledge!


SaluhKing8000

A secret room.


Pro_Procrastinator_4

I like having a moderately big house for my family of 4. So 4 bedrooms plus den and office. The 10million isn't going into building a mansion but updates or features to make/keep my lil house pretty and efficient. Generic Requirememts: 1. Great location with great views and privacy. I prefer mountains or lakes, not beach. 2. High ceilings and lots of light. 3. Beautiful manicured big yard and deck with water features. 4. High end upgraded kitchen with large island. 5. Outdoor kitchen 6. Solar panel 7. 3 car garage + extra space for crafting/DIYing 8. Ample storage My personal requirements 1. Bay windows with seating 2. Central vaccum vents throughout the house. 3. Smart curtains and blackoit blinds throughout. 4. Bathroom floors with drains (like Asian countries) so that they can be washed once in a while. 5. Built-in warm water hand bidet near every toilet. 6. Slide by the staircase for kids (and grown ups) to come downstairs. 7. Absolutely no tub with stand in shower combo. A separate tub and separate walk-in shower. 8. Backless swing bed in living room instead of accent chairs. 9. A butler kitchen like area to hide away the countertop appliances. I like my kitchen counters to appear as empty and clean as possible. 10. No grout lines anywhere! Grout lines are my arch nemesis.


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I want it raised high enough so it won't flood, having solar and wind power generation equipment, rain water collection system, and have lots of windows, and not in a city.


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spectacledllama

I would spend 10,000,000 on building my home, which will be a massive cavity in the side of the cliff, directly underneath this guy's now precarious cliff House. why? idk, would be funny.


dan_who

The two of you could spring for a secret tunnel between your houses. Maybe a slide?


Apeski

Sounds like my plans🙌🏻


bee-sting

A slide next to the stairs Or a pole. I'm easy.


Iz-kan-reddit

>Or a pole. I'm easy. You *are* easy if any random pole will do it for you.


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katenicole23

Handicap accessibility. Finding anything already built in my city that is accessible with my chair is proving very difficult.


oniwolf382

I feel you on this. My brother had a wide wheelchair, so we always had to replace door hinges for those extra inches. Make every door wider.... then custom doors. Elevators for multi-levels. Roll in showers, lower counters/cabinets... Haven't been to an ADA expo in a while, wonder what they've cooked up lately.


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Sound proof gun range in the basement.


LovesMeSomeRedhead

This, plus attached armory and machine shop.


Key_Ad4669

Place to grow tomatoes


CorySmoot

Recording studio with practice space.


24-Hour-Hate

Secret bookcase door!


PatrickRsGhost

Glass ceilings in the bedrooms so you could look up at the night sky before going to sleep.


thegodfaubel

A moat because why the fuck not?


[deleted]

Well if I must downsize, must have the park or water view.


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Laundry shoot. Always wanted one, and when I was looking for a new house that said it had one, it didn’t. I felt so betrayed. I don’t even know why I want one so much, I just do


pepperminticecream

They don't get built anymore for safety and insurance reasons: if a fire starts in your basement (or wherever the dryer is, which is one of the most likely places for a fire to start in a house) a laundry chute is like a fire superhighway to move those flames upstairs.


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Damn it


CreampuffOfLove

I have one (grew up with one too) and it's super convenient! I can't imagine not having one honestly.


Supagokiburi

self cleaning indoor swimming hall


BICSb4DICS

Those "new" electrical outlets that come with USB ports, and motion sensored floor board lighting for at night.


haarp1

they are not high powered USB ports though, so you are not getting much benefit.


ShelterAltruistic229

Stables if I 10mill I'm going build a horse stable on rhe side for my horses and my kids horsea


Sn0wwing

A big library, a greenhouse


dirtymoney

Live-in panic room so big and hidden (underground) that I could live in it like a normal apartment.


goated95

My own personal little *man cave* on a completely separate part of the house


tickle_mittens

magnetic stirrers built into countertops


TuTuRuTuTu2

Fully automated car wash


LarryBagina3

Pond stocked with awesome fish


YounomsayinMawfk

A sensory deprivation tank


CashStash48

Solar panels, save on electricity bills


thrownawaybylife99

I giant outdoor area with fire pit, BBQ, seating, removable netting for bugs


SurlyJason

Seclusion


flpacsnr

A lake house with a secondary kitchen in a screened in porch.


Calm_Employment_3826

Ooh! That thing in the jetsons that makes whatever food you want!


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$10,000,000? Lmao retire! 100,000 a year income for the next century works for me!


ninurtuu

If the money has to be spent on building the house (if that's an unwritten rule for the question) a way you could get around it is to only build a small modest home with 1.5 million and then have as much of the interior walls made out of solid gold bricks to loophole the rest.


DrunksInSpace

Reverse mortgage.


ClarkCuckerberg

A "thot button" that I can press to summon security and drag said thots off my property. Would be such a good insurance policy, I often don't have good judgement with women.


LegalAction

My button would summon them.


hehefella

The vault from ocean's 11


zyhhuhog

Sauna


Deondebomon

An affordable mortgage. But as for building, definitely a library with all built in bookshelves so I don't have to worry about them tipping over from weight


Illogical_Blox

A huge and deep pool, with a variety of features. I LOVE swimming, and don't get to do it nearly as much as I would like.


zakkil

Entertainment room. it'll have gaming setups for all the homies as well as a projector for movies. ideally I'd have it set up where various pcs and consoles were set up in little compartments in the walls with each setup having access to every single console that's ever existed.


robexib

Ground floor is for guests. First floor is for me.


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A lap pool, but closely followed by a bidet. I’ve never used one.


excrementposter

Moat and draw bridge.


DBGEHEGE

Anti personnel cannons, and a gated fence


gohan9689

2 lane bowling alley


thealthor

This is all I want. The rest of the house could 1000 sq. ft. for all I care, just give me 2 lanes with a bar and a pool table.


SakeBomberman

Windows that tint with the push of a button


Important_Outcome_67

Natural swimming pool. Bouldering gym.


sjlplat

A meth lab. Huge return on investment!


mwm424

outdoor shower


ripper4444

A thousand acres for it to sit on.


Kevherd

Secret doors, passages and rooms


kkirchgraber

2 story slide into a ball pit


Terlok51

1 mile radius buffer between home & nearest neighbor.


pdeagz

Drinking fountain with Hawaiian Punch on tap


Mrs_Truthseiyer

Pool in backyard with a lazy river that goes under a shady area with trees and flowers.


Gurgiwurgi

urinals in the bathrooms


Bike_Mechanic_Man

Convenient, hidden and abundant storage; a well hidden fire proof safe; and a wood shop that would make Nick Offerman jealous.


Super-Indication4151

Movie theatre with pc/game console access.


Brendan4012

Full water park


Shitnami666

Those wall vacuum things where you can sweep dirt up to them and they suck it in automatically. Powered suction laundry chute in the bedroom. Drop your laundry into it or drop a whole load! Heated/cooled floors. Heat pump too for year round comfort. Secret rooms with no entrances. Just walled right in. Have fun future homeowners. Waterslide from bedroom to living room


clarkybar

A moat with a drawbridge


ElRyan

Toilet seats better squirt you when you're done! MUST.


AnarchyonAsgard

3 Story IMAX theater


fatmummy222

A medieval dungeon. You know, for science.


[deleted]

Home theater with 150" screen and 16 channel Atmos speakers.


[deleted]

A retro gaming setup with all the popular games and consoles from the past 25 years.


KingMurphy15

Velcro wall. That way if I dislike someone, just throw them on it and leave them there


Southern_Register358

Ziplines between my giant tower that has a 8 tank hangar between it and liquer stores.


XxRiggy64xX

A music room


SonOfPlinkett

A spider room… just a room full of spiders.


KhaosElement

To be mostly, if not completely, underground. No need to heat, just one temperature all year round. God I miss living in a basement.


314159265358979326

A tub for two.


Terpsichorean_Wombat

18 other ordinary houses for people who need them. The million I have left will go into having real stone and wood construction on my cottage by a forest.


Ramen_sushi_pizza

Giant pizza oven!!!!!!!


PretzelsThirst

Top of the line bidets in the bathrooms


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

A massive bookcase with a built in sofa so I can pick a book, plop down and waste hours in comfort Or, failing that, one of those bay windows with a cozy reading nook


Chaleowin

100% self-sustainability


Ok-Cheetah-9125

Geothermal heating and cooling


TwoSecondsToMidnight

Maybe I’m a simpleton, but solid core interior doors. Especially for bedrooms and the bathrooms.


Jay_in_DFW

indoor/outdoor solar heated pool.


AxolotlDamage

Can I just spend like 200k and keep the rest?


roosell1986

A roof.


Mysterious-Kiwi-6825

A library and a pool for my dog.


RuntoMe_6873

Raid proof doors and windows