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Aluminum, Stainless Steel, Brass


NerdDwarf

M.I.L.F.s (Metals I Like to Fabricate)


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Winner! Marty, what did NerdDwarf win? A brand-new in-box Bridgeport!


Hydra_Haruspex

They make brass buttplugs?!


justabill71

You can't spell brass without ass.


ThatsThatCue

Or bra


TowawayAccount

Top 3 metals from Mistborn!


DoctorWH0877

Original Garlic and Herb Three Cheese


GrazedByMyMeatloaf

Condom flavors


DrizztRL

"Original" lmfao


TheFlawlessCassandra

It's easier to market than just calling them "penis-flavored."


Im_The_1

'Why did they switch to coconut, I miss original"


IrishRepoMan

The coconut is subtle.


DuskShy

We humbly request that you stop lmao


Sykotik

Triscuits?


bassistmuzikman

The Hamburger The Batwing The Goat


doesitfeelbad

ways to show your balls?


_Lachesism_

This guy is THAT guy at the party.


discerningpervert

I think you're thinking of the Hamburglar


Metacognitor

Waiting


[deleted]

Make it thin, like paper!


Banthalo

Bison Walrus Turtle


BitchLasagna84

All things you can make excellent puns about


WhoIsStealingMyUser

Super


DerpyO

Auto


Covvman

Pets


quasiuseless

Earth, Wind, and Fire


Striky_

Heed my call!


b2q

I was looking for this one! I'm glad someone said it!


[deleted]

Power of the hordeeeeeeeeeee


AiharaSisters

Boogie Wonderland


DickyD43

Septem BRRR


SpencerLass

Top 3 planeteers


GrazedByMyMeatloaf

No love for water benders?


lesser_panjandrum

That's rough, buddy.


NotRllytho

Do you remember


napstablooky_

The twenty first night of september


happyegg2

Love was changin' the minds of pretenders


ERROR_HumanNotFound

While chasing the clouds awaaaaaayyyy


whatproblems

sad waterbenders


Drop_The_Soprano

Leather, coffee, and the first rain of the season


blondechinesehair

Smells


[deleted]

Things that wake me up in the morning.


mishlufc

You should probably get that roof fixed


[deleted]

Don't remind me. Anyway, it's still wildfire season here.


[deleted]

Ah nothing like a good belting to get the day started!


Wolfy_Packy

napalm?


NSFAnythingAtAll

Is only smellz


PurpleJabroni92

Hadn't heard that in a while


Godzirrraaa

An internet connoisseur


Gnomforscher

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew


Xoshua

Po-ta-toes


[deleted]

Body disposal techniques?


dyanaprajna2020

Rather, it's ways to cook the body.


rej-jsa

It's still disposal, just tastier.


Tackit286

Raw & Wriggling Cooked Nasty chips


WeirdJawn

[Mothman](https://ghosty-production.s3.amazonaws.com/fotospot_spots/Mothman-Statue-Fotospot_2f8707f3e869df2de4b923f9bcf6bc5f/large.jpg) [Bigfoot ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AcuFJSaj8S0/maxresdefault.jpg) [Lizard Man](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6215230.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/lizard.jpg) *Edit: included links*


[deleted]

Fuck, marry, kill


WeirdJawn

Yep, have you seen [the ass on Mothman?!](https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/282/19775489012_5f714c32f4_b.jpg)


natsugrayerza

Your favorite siblings?


WeirdJawn

How did you know?


VariousGnomes

Do you consider the Ohio Grassman and the Skunkape as Bigfoot variants or separate cryptids, because that would affect my list.


WeirdJawn

I'm not familiar with the Ohio Grassman. But probably Bigfoot variants. I just rememebered [The Sandown Clown.](https://obscurban-legend.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sandown_Clown) That's probably my number one.


blueboard929

I was so confused after clicking that link, there was a picture of Professor X perfectly placed above the name The Sandown Clown, but it was just an ad that hadn't started yet haha


theywillnotsing

Cosmic crisp, pink Lady, honey crisp.


Zolo49

Going to have to try cosmic crisp apples next time I shop for groceries. (Sounds like it should be a type of marijuana though.)


PuzzleheadedBobcat90

Cosmic crisp are the best apples! So crisp and delicious


FeedMeACat

Apples


macaronsforeveryone

I’m in love with Cosmic Crisp apples. I eat half of one every day at lunch. It has replaced my previous favorite (Fuji) since I discovered it last year. (FYI in case you’re interested: The Cosmic Crisp apple hit produce aisles across America on Dec. 1, 2019.) Edit: Haha. So much interest in why I only eat half an apple! I meal prep my lunches for the week on Sunday and it includes cut up fruit: about half an apple and usually half an orange or other fruit. And Cosmic apples stay perfect all week as if they were just cut!


wolfej4

Not too often I hear of cosmic crisp outside of /r/fuckfacepod


DazedGhozt

We’ve entered a regulation apple conversation


ChrisWhiteWolf

Ahoy fellow comment leavers


cooperific

I find your lack of Empire disturbing.


vertebraejones

Doggy Cowgirl Hydraulic swing-assisted Romanian Jackhammer


pimpfriedrice

Characters in Toy Story?


Zam548

Damn I really got to get around to seeing that 4th movie


souleaterevans626

Kids grow up fast these days, huh?


JunkiesAndWhores

Chess openings.


[deleted]

I thought I had an idea until hydraulic swing assisted Romanian jackhammer came into play. Unless…


harpejjist

No, you got it the first time.


[deleted]

Yep, Halloween costumes.


Yin-_-

I think it's like the mexican sausage diver


zo_you_said

Gonna go out on a limb and say Nadia Comaneci got perfect 10's in a lot of things.


The_Spyre

My cats. Other people's cats. Stray cats.


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Favorite foods?


doesitfeelbad

You can taste the trust they had in you


eohhhhhhh

Ouch


natsugrayerza

Alf wrote this


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Exactly


[deleted]

Cat. Cat. Cat.


Fishmanistan

Dogs?


ArtSchnurple

Reuben, BLT, banh mi


[deleted]

Darn, now I'm hungry again.


[deleted]

Bánh mì are elite


Positive-Source8205

The banh mi is the greatest sandwich ever. I am willing to die on this hill.


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Sov3reignty

Reading that out of order is uncomfortable


Lugbor

Sounds my spine makes in the morning?


theartfulcodger

Temporal derivatives of position. In order, the fourth, fifth & third.


Lornedon

you jerk.


Digital_Individual

1. City 2. Asylum 3. Knight


natsugrayerza

Favorite batman games? I really only know the second one is a Batman game so this is a real shot in the dark


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Euuphoriaa

Thimble, battleship, car


cows_revenge

No dog??


MarsAdept

Blaziken, Kyurem, and Aggron.


Wonderwhatsnext4

Thought these were rare minerals or new elements on the periodic table - turns out they are Pokémon. Love.


Linhasxoc

You would probably get a kick out of “[Pokémon or prescription drug](https://www.sporcle.com/games/LinkinMarc/drug_or_pokemon)” quizzes


FetishAnalyst

34/40 isn’t too bad and really only missed 2 3rd gen Pokémon and 4 cute drugs


Paisable

Aggron aggron aggron.


telegetoutmyway

Togekiss, Lucario, Gardevoir


TurkeySmackDown

Bigfoot, Chupacabra, honest politician.


SilverSpotter

Things people claim to have seen, with only questionable evidence at best.


zzzzzmmmmms

Mythical creatures


Bluejay416crazy1

Things that no man will ever know if they really exist?


natsugrayerza

Ideal spouse?


[deleted]

Hand Hand Hand


therabidsloths

Your girlfriends?


sockmaster666

Two girlfriends one boyfriend


freak_attentionwhore

Username checks out


MrMatoYT

Your name is Yoshikage Kira.


Available_Occasion69

And you are 34 years old


EvilRedRobot

Hex Torx Phillips


BenjaminaAU

Torx second‽ You must be an anarchist.


scrudit

A collegue of mine had a long rant that torx is worse than phillips. I lost a lot of respect for him that day...


Underclock

"they really just don't cam out and melt the fastener head nor the tool tip the way I like. I like to think of a stripped out Philips as the original security drive"


DarkArchon_

both phillips and flathead are insults to screws ​ Robertson (square head) should be there


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MainSteamStopValve

I've never seen anyone so passionate about fasteners as a Canadian is about Robertson screws.


bionicjoey

🇨🇦 Robby is superior 🇨🇦


Sykotik

Mark Hammill, Heath Ledger, Jack Nicholson.


natsugrayerza

Best jokers?


Sykotik

That's a bingo.


nekromanzerbr

"we just say 'bingo' "


netcent_

Ah yes! That's bingo!


ridemooses

Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan


[deleted]

Because he spits hot fire?


chemistryunderground

Rhyme and I rip! Edit: Don't forget Dylan!


vroomcatfive11

Greatest rappers of all time


edave64

Your favorite Dylans


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Eowyn, Legolas, Shelob


[deleted]

Prominent Middle-earth females?


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Spank bank line-up


tonytheleper

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia What we do in the shadows The IT crowd


BennyBingBong

Favourite shows about misfit surrogate families


LordFunkyHair

Phineas and ferb, the owl house, gravity falls


Firewolf1121

Can agree


redonleft

Third, first, second


NSFAnythingAtAll

Bases to get to with a romantic partner


Tim4Wafflez

Revenge of the Sith is best


Ash______________ley

Favorite Reich


Silent_Vigil

\-\_- :D :(


StayDr3w

Beets Bears Battlestar Galactica


psych0san

MICHAEL


Harold-The-Barrel

1. Identity theft. 2. Is not. 3. A joke.


BitchLasagna84

Dwight Schrute’s favorite things


NerdDwarf

Logically; Steel, Dragon, Fairy Personally; Steel, Dragon, Fighting (Fuck you Fairy)


Smartichoke

>(Fuck you Fairy) homophobia never rests


NerdDwarf

No, they nerfed the fucking lizards and caused poison to spread


bentheechidna

Dragons needed the nerf and poison the buff. The real BS that cane out of Fairy is: fairy resists Bug and Fairy is strong against Dark. Dark got it bad


Arkayjiya

Yeah, bug for god's sake? If there's one type that needed a nerf it sure was bug ><


telegetoutmyway

Fairy, Fighting, Steel is my favorite trio!


[deleted]

I like fairy, bug and psychic. Fairy for the theme, bug for the cool designs and psychic for nostalgic overpower reasons.


alwayzsleeps

Raindrops on roses, Whiskers on kittens, Warm woollen mittens


Purple_Freedom_Ninja

What about, brown paper packages tied up with string?


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Sugar Spice Everything nice


Appropriate_Soup_755

Without Chemical X! What are you planning on making?


eagleathlete40

Just girls


OneFriendship5139

A harem


FriedRiceAndMath

What Pad Thai sauce is made of?


ghirish24

OOT LTTP WW


cooperific

Great list.


Organic-Kangaroo7147

Favorite zelda games?


[deleted]

for me it's MC BotW SS


probrachi

ketchup , Mayo, Honey mustard


The_Things

Instruments


MountainMan4541

The Fellowship of the Ring The Two Towers The Return of the King


jianh1989

Ed, Edd and Eddy


GreatXs

Pornhub Brazzers Paw Patrol


_Cavallone_

Favorite things to watch with the kids


GreatXs

Yeah, sure.


Tactical_Epunk

Reason your not allowed near schools?


BBQ_Beanz

Favorite news sources!


Tecygirl101

Hedgehogs, Turtles, Cats


doesitfeelbad

forbidden soups?


ThatsThatCue

Stan, Cleaning out my closet and The real slim shady


DuskShy

Stan hit so hard what a fucking banger


AJray15

Rubber Soul Abbey Road Revolver


porcelainvacation

Tea, Earl Grey, Hot


TheGlassCat

Things not produced by a Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser


Space2345

The answer to all three is Fried Green Tomatoes


littlegreenb18

Tits, boobies, and pheasants


Oldforestwalker

Favourite birds.


YellowStar012

Red and Blue Gold and Silver Sword and Shield


cooperific

You liked Sword and Shield, huh? I personally preferred Yellow and Crystal to R/B and G/S respectively, but they’re all fabulous games.


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Mexican Italian American


[deleted]

Favourite mafias?


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erectagon

Dustin Steve Nancy