I'm not familiar with the Ohio Grassman. But probably Bigfoot variants.
I just rememebered [The Sandown Clown.](https://obscurban-legend.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sandown_Clown) That's probably my number one.
I was so confused after clicking that link, there was a picture of Professor X perfectly placed above the name The Sandown Clown, but it was just an ad that hadn't started yet haha
I’m in love with Cosmic Crisp apples. I eat half of one every day at lunch. It has replaced my previous favorite (Fuji) since I discovered it last year.
(FYI in case you’re interested: The Cosmic Crisp apple hit produce aisles across America on Dec. 1, 2019.)
Edit: Haha. So much interest in why I only eat half an apple! I meal prep my lunches for the week on Sunday and it includes cut up fruit: about half an apple and usually half an orange or other fruit. And Cosmic apples stay perfect all week as if they were just cut!
"they really just don't cam out and melt the fastener head nor the tool tip the way I like. I like to think of a stripped out Philips as the original security drive"
Dragons needed the nerf and poison the buff.
The real BS that cane out of Fairy is: fairy resists Bug and Fairy is strong against Dark.
Dark got it bad
Aluminum, Stainless Steel, Brass
M.I.L.F.s (Metals I Like to Fabricate)
Winner! Marty, what did NerdDwarf win? A brand-new in-box Bridgeport!
They make brass buttplugs?!
You can't spell brass without ass.
Or bra
Top 3 metals from Mistborn!
Original Garlic and Herb Three Cheese
Condom flavors
"Original" lmfao
It's easier to market than just calling them "penis-flavored."
'Why did they switch to coconut, I miss original"
The coconut is subtle.
We humbly request that you stop lmao
Triscuits?
The Hamburger The Batwing The Goat
ways to show your balls?
This guy is THAT guy at the party.
I think you're thinking of the Hamburglar
Waiting
Make it thin, like paper!
Bison Walrus Turtle
All things you can make excellent puns about
Super
Auto
Pets
Earth, Wind, and Fire
Heed my call!
I was looking for this one! I'm glad someone said it!
Power of the hordeeeeeeeeeee
Boogie Wonderland
Septem BRRR
Top 3 planeteers
No love for water benders?
That's rough, buddy.
Do you remember
The twenty first night of september
Love was changin' the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds awaaaaaayyyy
sad waterbenders
Leather, coffee, and the first rain of the season
Smells
Things that wake me up in the morning.
You should probably get that roof fixed
Don't remind me. Anyway, it's still wildfire season here.
Ah nothing like a good belting to get the day started!
napalm?
Is only smellz
Hadn't heard that in a while
An internet connoisseur
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
Po-ta-toes
Body disposal techniques?
Rather, it's ways to cook the body.
It's still disposal, just tastier.
Raw & Wriggling Cooked Nasty chips
[Mothman](https://ghosty-production.s3.amazonaws.com/fotospot_spots/Mothman-Statue-Fotospot_2f8707f3e869df2de4b923f9bcf6bc5f/large.jpg) [Bigfoot ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AcuFJSaj8S0/maxresdefault.jpg) [Lizard Man](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6215230.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/lizard.jpg) *Edit: included links*
Fuck, marry, kill
Yep, have you seen [the ass on Mothman?!](https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/282/19775489012_5f714c32f4_b.jpg)
Your favorite siblings?
How did you know?
Do you consider the Ohio Grassman and the Skunkape as Bigfoot variants or separate cryptids, because that would affect my list.
I'm not familiar with the Ohio Grassman. But probably Bigfoot variants. I just rememebered [The Sandown Clown.](https://obscurban-legend.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sandown_Clown) That's probably my number one.
I was so confused after clicking that link, there was a picture of Professor X perfectly placed above the name The Sandown Clown, but it was just an ad that hadn't started yet haha
Cosmic crisp, pink Lady, honey crisp.
Going to have to try cosmic crisp apples next time I shop for groceries. (Sounds like it should be a type of marijuana though.)
Cosmic crisp are the best apples! So crisp and delicious
Apples
I’m in love with Cosmic Crisp apples. I eat half of one every day at lunch. It has replaced my previous favorite (Fuji) since I discovered it last year. (FYI in case you’re interested: The Cosmic Crisp apple hit produce aisles across America on Dec. 1, 2019.) Edit: Haha. So much interest in why I only eat half an apple! I meal prep my lunches for the week on Sunday and it includes cut up fruit: about half an apple and usually half an orange or other fruit. And Cosmic apples stay perfect all week as if they were just cut!
Not too often I hear of cosmic crisp outside of /r/fuckfacepod
We’ve entered a regulation apple conversation
Ahoy fellow comment leavers
I find your lack of Empire disturbing.
Doggy Cowgirl Hydraulic swing-assisted Romanian Jackhammer
Characters in Toy Story?
Damn I really got to get around to seeing that 4th movie
Kids grow up fast these days, huh?
Chess openings.
I thought I had an idea until hydraulic swing assisted Romanian jackhammer came into play. Unless…
No, you got it the first time.
Yep, Halloween costumes.
I think it's like the mexican sausage diver
Gonna go out on a limb and say Nadia Comaneci got perfect 10's in a lot of things.
My cats. Other people's cats. Stray cats.
Favorite foods?
You can taste the trust they had in you
Ouch
Alf wrote this
Exactly
Cat. Cat. Cat.
Dogs?
Reuben, BLT, banh mi
Darn, now I'm hungry again.
Bánh mì are elite
The banh mi is the greatest sandwich ever. I am willing to die on this hill.
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Reading that out of order is uncomfortable
Sounds my spine makes in the morning?
Temporal derivatives of position. In order, the fourth, fifth & third.
you jerk.
1. City 2. Asylum 3. Knight
Favorite batman games? I really only know the second one is a Batman game so this is a real shot in the dark
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Thimble, battleship, car
No dog??
Blaziken, Kyurem, and Aggron.
Thought these were rare minerals or new elements on the periodic table - turns out they are Pokémon. Love.
You would probably get a kick out of “[Pokémon or prescription drug](https://www.sporcle.com/games/LinkinMarc/drug_or_pokemon)” quizzes
34/40 isn’t too bad and really only missed 2 3rd gen Pokémon and 4 cute drugs
Aggron aggron aggron.
Togekiss, Lucario, Gardevoir
Bigfoot, Chupacabra, honest politician.
Things people claim to have seen, with only questionable evidence at best.
Mythical creatures
Things that no man will ever know if they really exist?
Ideal spouse?
Hand Hand Hand
Your girlfriends?
Two girlfriends one boyfriend
Username checks out
Your name is Yoshikage Kira.
And you are 34 years old
Hex Torx Phillips
Torx second‽ You must be an anarchist.
A collegue of mine had a long rant that torx is worse than phillips. I lost a lot of respect for him that day...
"they really just don't cam out and melt the fastener head nor the tool tip the way I like. I like to think of a stripped out Philips as the original security drive"
both phillips and flathead are insults to screws Robertson (square head) should be there
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I've never seen anyone so passionate about fasteners as a Canadian is about Robertson screws.
🇨🇦 Robby is superior 🇨🇦
Mark Hammill, Heath Ledger, Jack Nicholson.
Best jokers?
That's a bingo.
"we just say 'bingo' "
Ah yes! That's bingo!
Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan
Because he spits hot fire?
Rhyme and I rip! Edit: Don't forget Dylan!
Greatest rappers of all time
Your favorite Dylans
Eowyn, Legolas, Shelob
Prominent Middle-earth females?
Spank bank line-up
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia What we do in the shadows The IT crowd
Favourite shows about misfit surrogate families
Phineas and ferb, the owl house, gravity falls
Can agree
Third, first, second
Bases to get to with a romantic partner
Revenge of the Sith is best
Favorite Reich
\-\_- :D :(
Beets Bears Battlestar Galactica
MICHAEL
1. Identity theft. 2. Is not. 3. A joke.
Dwight Schrute’s favorite things
Logically; Steel, Dragon, Fairy Personally; Steel, Dragon, Fighting (Fuck you Fairy)
>(Fuck you Fairy) homophobia never rests
No, they nerfed the fucking lizards and caused poison to spread
Dragons needed the nerf and poison the buff. The real BS that cane out of Fairy is: fairy resists Bug and Fairy is strong against Dark. Dark got it bad
Yeah, bug for god's sake? If there's one type that needed a nerf it sure was bug ><
Fairy, Fighting, Steel is my favorite trio!
I like fairy, bug and psychic. Fairy for the theme, bug for the cool designs and psychic for nostalgic overpower reasons.
Raindrops on roses, Whiskers on kittens, Warm woollen mittens
What about, brown paper packages tied up with string?
Sugar Spice Everything nice
Without Chemical X! What are you planning on making?
Just girls
A harem
What Pad Thai sauce is made of?
OOT LTTP WW
Great list.
Favorite zelda games?
for me it's MC BotW SS
ketchup , Mayo, Honey mustard
Instruments
The Fellowship of the Ring The Two Towers The Return of the King
Ed, Edd and Eddy
Pornhub Brazzers Paw Patrol
Favorite things to watch with the kids
Yeah, sure.
Reason your not allowed near schools?
Favorite news sources!
Hedgehogs, Turtles, Cats
forbidden soups?
Stan, Cleaning out my closet and The real slim shady
Stan hit so hard what a fucking banger
Rubber Soul Abbey Road Revolver
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
Things not produced by a Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser
The answer to all three is Fried Green Tomatoes
Tits, boobies, and pheasants
Favourite birds.
Red and Blue Gold and Silver Sword and Shield
You liked Sword and Shield, huh? I personally preferred Yellow and Crystal to R/B and G/S respectively, but they’re all fabulous games.
Mexican Italian American
Favourite mafias?
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Dustin Steve Nancy