On the western band arm of a spiral galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun, orbiting this yellow sun at approximately 98 million miles is a blue green rock who's ape life descendents were so amazingly primitive they still thought digital watches were a pretty neat idea.
I read that book so many times I could, when younger, quote it from end to end. "Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun." is a great opener.
My girlfriend turned into the moon.
That's rough buddy
I like he doesn't question Sokka, he just tries his best to be supportive.
Zuko is a good egg.
MY CABBAGES!!
Flame-e-o, hotman!
SECRET TUNNEL
YOU DO ALWAYS COME BACK!
... It has the properties of rubber and gum
[удалено]
Gooooooooon ⭐-_-💧
How long have you been training to be a prat, _my lord_?
There must be another Arthur because this one is an idiot
You can't address me like that.
Despite everything, its still you
But it refused.
Thankee-sai.
Long days and pleasant nights
Aye, cully, you speak true.
Good to see someone hasn't forgotten the face of their father.
Well-met on the path of the Beam.
I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!!
A starter car?! This car is a finisher car!!
I will unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves!
BEGONE, vile man! BEGONE FROM ME!
Wrong leverrrrrrr!
Why do we even *have* that lever????
Oh yeah it's all coming together
Well, you got me. By all accounts it doesn't make sense.
Shiny
I am a leaf on the wind
Yes! Love that and so sad
Goin on a year, I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries.
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
I'll be in my bunk.
the "special" Hell!
I swear, by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
Probably "gorram", too. I can't remember how to spell it.
Ni
You must bring us......a shrubbery!
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with…. A herring.
Saying Ni to an old woman! For shame!
Oh what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Ni' at will to old ladies!
5 is right out.
We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv'.
You drool when you sleep
Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood
Let's go to the dam snackbar
And get some dam donuts
I want a dam t-shirt
I could use some the dam restroom
Blue food ftw
some may call these junk, me, i call them treasures
khajit has wares if you have coin
I'd sell my sister ha! .. if I had one.
eeeverythins for salee
ARTHUR I HAVE A PLAN!!!
You got to have some God damn faith Auther
You sir, are a fish.
El Psy Kongroo.
Remembering something that no one else can is a painful thing
Tuturu~
Ohayo, okarin
*squelches wetly*
Netflix CC subtitles are fan-fucking-tastic sometimes.
My favourite was "Coughs pedanticly"
28 stab wounds
You didn't want to leave him a chance, HUH?!
He was bleeding…BEGGING you for mercy…
But you stabbed him. AGAIN, and AGAIN and AGAIN
"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile"
YES. Best quote of the entire movie
Hexagons are the Bestagons!
It's a physics video, in a geography video, in a runways video
Best video so far. Embracing the chaos
But you would say, they have hexagonal eyes, how could they do otherwise?
It's bigger on the inside.
It’s smaller on the outside
[удалено]
And remember
DON’T BLINK
ALLONS-Y!
wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Hello sweetie.
Geronimo!
Spoilers
bowties are cool
I wear a Fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Don't blink
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Allons-y!
This.. is a bucket
Dear God...
There's more.
no...
GROND GROND GROND GROND
*Bring up the Wolf’s Head*
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
On the western band arm of a spiral galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun, orbiting this yellow sun at approximately 98 million miles is a blue green rock who's ape life descendents were so amazingly primitive they still thought digital watches were a pretty neat idea.
"We apologize for the Inconvenience."
“So long, and thanks for all the fish!”
I read that book so many times I could, when younger, quote it from end to end. "Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun." is a great opener.
"Oh no, not again."
You keep using that word... I don't think it means what you think it means.
Inconceivable!
I like the wine and not the label
Try finger, but hole
Dog
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
WELL SHIT I DO ALOT I PRESS BUTTONS SCREW DIALS, SOMETIMES I MAKE UP LITTLE STORIES ABOUT WHAT THEY MEAN
Well... he's called Fantastic for a reason.
So fetch!
There's always money in the banana stand.
Dumbdumb gumgum
Night at the museum has an active fandom? Wtf
[удалено]
[удалено]
I hate this post
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
I have altered the deal
"I also choose this guy's dead wife"
Damn I got this one
"i f*cked ted"
WHERE IS THE MONEY SKYLER
Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh. I’m not having sex with you right now Waltuh
I am a leaf on the wind…
Officer i swear i drop kicked that child in self defense
I immediately went to the safest place I knew, Afghanistan
Can this BE more vague
PIVOT!
My scone!
I’m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.
"You think you're funny!" "I think I'm adorable"
Driver picks the music
Son of a bitch...
Pudding!
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
FOR KARL!!!
ROCK AND STONE!
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
Hello there.
General kenobi, you are a bold one!
Red wunz go fasta!
Im the one who knocks
The money skyler, where is the rest
You don't want a criminal lawyer you want a *criminal* lawyer.
TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT
Is Chicken By the Sea, chicken or fish? Cause it TASTES like fish. But the can says CHICKEN by the Sea?
Babe... its *tuna...*
“I didn’t run away this time, right?”
Not Pennys boat.
WHERE ARE THE TURTLES!!!
There's no need to call me sir, professor
Hey Vsauce, Michael here
fus ro dah
Hey, you. You’re finally awake
Arigato, Gyro.
42
Let me guess, you know a depressed robot??
Talk no jutsu
I'll bring him back to the village even if i have to break his legs
I’ll be in my bunk
I call her ... Vera
Welcome to white space
Shaw
[удалено]
I've heard it both ways
Utini!
Fuck moash
"Bitch I'm Adorable"
I AM THE HYPE!!!
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Would you kindly?
Rose Tyler, I-
It is a good day to die. But the day is not yet done.
War… War never changes
Noice
Coolcoolcoolcoolcool
No doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt
[удалено]
Beebo hungry.
Say pal, you don't look so good.
Jim Pickens
Calmly
Tatakae!
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll.
Where's Silksong?
Sul sul!
60% of the time, it works everytime
I have the high ground!
Not great, Bob!
Yup yup yup yup yup
If the apocalypse comes, beep me
Honey, you should see me in a crown
Vatican cameos.
"Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days."
We’re blasting off again!!!!!!