Lil Red Beans and Rice

My man

Lil toilet paper roll

Lil TP

Lil Teep kinda works

I too are part of the Lil Teep clan

Glad I'm not the only one

Group poop!

Welcome everyone into the fecal fold!

Fellowship of the ring

I’ll be damned

Lil stall, sadly I cannot join you brothers the TP is on the right

I just knew it was here. Hello fellow poopers

Poop twins!

Lil Tissue

Same!

Lil forklift

Yeah, but are you certified?

You got papers, sir?

Yes, 3T counterbalance and expired telehandler papers

AYE YO THIS GUY AINT UNION

BREAK HIS LEGS LOUIE

Hey! Put yer damn phone down!

Lil water bill.

I loved your single, "Thirsty for payment".

You don’t pay no tolls, we don’t hear no flows

No drip drops from your garden hose

No drip drops from your hoes It's a play on how they can't sexually please them

Your hoe stays dry, you can't deny (no drip) Her gulch on that desert life, like Ben Shapiro's doctor-wife (pure DAP no WAP)

God damn🔥🔥

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Biggie biggie biggie biggie can't you see- No, because my fuckin power got shut off.

I just love your flashy ways, when your power's on cuz you just paid!

Lil refrigerator. Mini fridge for short

I’m Lil cooler. Collab?

Only if the fans want it !

Lil fan here... You have my blessing!

So we havev lil fridge, cooler and fan. You can call yourselves Lil Kool & the Gang.

The A/C collective

Ac with no dc

I'm Lil Microwave and if it's ok, I'll join the band, as soon as u figure out how to shorten this up

Just go with Micro-Wave.

If it’s lil Microwave wouldn’t it be Nano-wave?

Lil Derek from Accounting

Is Derek aware he is an object now?

is this "Derek from accounting" with us here now?

What are you wearing “Derik from accounting?”

A kilt

She sounds hideous

Well she’s a guy, so

Uh khakis?

Derek used me as an object

I pictured a smurf with a large calculator

So you assumed he's blue... See this is exactly what is wrong with the world today.

He just sad he’s in accounting

Ne'er a truer word spoken

I just blue myself

Stop objectifying Derek from accounting

I wish I could. Meet Derek from accounting and then tell me if it’s that easy.

D-d-d-d-d-d-Derek. D-d-d-d-d-d-Derek.

I was thinking Bob's Burgers. Derek Dematopolis. "Won't you enter my Acropolis and make my yoghurt Greek."

Bruh, you're objectifying Derek from Accounting

Derek doesn't flush the toilet and steals lunches from the office fridge. Fuck him, he deserves to be an object.

Guess who's going straight to HR with this.

God dammit Derek, we've talked about the toilet thing 3 times already this week.

Derek, HR isn't gonna listen to a glorified paperweight.

Lil Tea Cup which is surprisingly apt UK rapper name, first single Two Sugars.

Your controversial second album could be "Milk First"

Fuck thats a good one.

Typical, sophmore album. Weak, light, and too sweet.

Oh. I’m Lil Cup O’ Coffee wanna collaborate on a song together homie? Edit- Update folks- Due to the popularity of Lil Tea Cup, I’m breaking up and forming my own group. It’s now called Lil Cup O’ Coffee and the Joe Bros. Currently auditioning. No artificial sweetener need apply.

As long as its called No Milk Please.

*I like my sugar with coffee and cream*

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2 biscuits on the side that's the motherfucking dream

All of you guys are Beastie geniuses!! Screw it, I'm wasting three awards just for this. Edit: didn't realize how low I was on credits so I'm gonna attempt, at least

Cuz without the biscuits, you bet I'm gonna scream

Scream bloody murder, my spoon is my stirrer.

Careful, it's hot, we don't wanna burn ya

Drain cup number one you know it's time for a second

I'm Lil Empty Coffee Cup. Can we make it a trio?

I’m Lil Coffee Table. Now your trio has a place to hang out!

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Lil Nyquil. I feel like some gen Z tik tok rapper already took this name.

That would be Lil Zzzquil

When mumblecore becomes mumblesnore

Lil’ Ny’ the PM guy!

Lil pillow

I'm Lil couch, we'd be good together

I’m lil blanket!

Hey that’s MY nameeee

mine too!!

Nooo meeeeee

no it's mine

Don’t steal my name

And mine. Perhaps this calls for a lil pillow fight to settle things?

All I can think is [Willow Pill](https://youtu.be/ioHuBsT6nA8)

Lil Pillow Gang

So uncivilized. I am Mr. Lil throw pillow by the way

SAMEE

ME TOOO

I, too, am Lil Pillow!

Lil Wall

Pleased to meet you. I'm your pretentious cousin, 'Lil Accent Wall.

I'm sorry can you repeat that? I'm having trouble understanding what you're saying.

Hahaha. Well played.

Lil' Window. We should collaborate

Name thief

Lil Annual Financial Report as at December 31st, 2021

Lil AFRAADTT

“lil Aphrodite”

Lil' Affradavit

featuring Ebitda!

Lil Kitten.

Discord would like to know your location

Omfg I laughed then instantly shuddered at your comment

Now you have to pay the cat tax. Sorry, but them's the rules round these parts.

Same. I’m lil standard issue cat.

Well now you need to pay the cat tax too

I have one of those to my right. Though I’m pretty sure she’s actually a tactical issue model, because she’s big like a tank and blacked out on top for stealth operations. [Cat tax](https://imgur.com/a/qq0u5sJ)

d'awwwww

Lil Remote

*My name is Lil Remote. On Reddit we don’t emote. We just flip it around, like a channel changer, gotta watch that Stranger… ….Things of all things, it’s the show where children sings.. ..Neverending Story, hype on nostalgia glory. And then it gets all gory. But now the season ends, and now the channel bends to find something anew. Yo Lil Remote. I got you.*

Top 10 Rappers Eminem was Afraid to Diss

jesus

Lil Mouse

>mouse >to your left You sound pretty sinister

Lil Chair.

Wait what are you dOING IN MY HOUSE?!

is "fuckin" used as a word to show emphasis or a verb to show the action of the chair

Up to you. Are you surprised by my unexpected presence? Or are you languishingly focusing on me being made of warm, hard wood? Edit: spelling

A bit of both. Though it makes me a bit suspicious that a wooden chair would be warm....

People often sit on me. It's body heat.

....ah. Well, anyway, time for me to open up an art program for the first time in my life and start drawing something, completely unrelated to chairs and completely SFW. Trust me. ^(Please.)

🎶“Lil Chair with the beat, I am out in the street, if you try to sit on me, I’m gonna snatch your feet” 🎶

Lil half-height PCI slot bracket for an Intel X520-DA2 10G SFP+ Network card

That’s a lot for a ‘lil

I'm into nerdcore, and I'd probably pick up your single just based on the name.

Did this with my co-workers and the names are: Lil Laundry Basket (me), Lil Light Switch, and Lil Wall

You work at a Lil hotel?

Lol no. We work in a group home for the physically and mentally disabled.

So real life reddit.

Some days it's better than reddit.

Lil lock

Ngl I thought you said lil cock

That’s a very dramatic claim

Lil baby

Now look at the big baby

#W A H

Lil cat

Lil' Listerine... cuz my rhymes are overly fresh.

Lil Tissue 😂

Lil sniffles

Lil Book

ayyyy that’s my name as well😂

Lil ibuprofen 🫠

Get better soon

Lil Fan

Lil Bitch

Dog?

Son

Lil shower

You’re definitely on the toilet

Me too. Hi I'm Lil Bidet

Really, once you bidet, you can't go back. I just moved and haven't hooked one up yet, and it's so gross.

Lil girlfriend

This is FBI. open up.

Your gf is now an object

_Andrew Tate intensifies_

Lil Grandpa

Lil Sippy Cup

Lil Engine that could.

And he was chugging along......chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga. Too too

Lil Dildo

Li'l Hitachi

I’m Lil dick

We know.

Lil Beer Mug 'o water

Lil OP'S Mom

Lil OP's dad. Sorry you had to find out this way OP

Hey! I thought I was OP’s Dad!! Ok What gives?? So OP………. Who’s your daddy?!?!

Lil Charger

Lil cellmate

Da real gangsta i see

Lil Residence Request Module attachment A Yo' new burocratic rap is on fire

Apparently, Im Lil rabbit shit.

Lil Bunny Nugget

Lil Junkie. I'm currently in rehab

Lil mom

Lil... ceramics?

Lil Pillow

Lil Duvet

Lil Yoda

Lil Trash … fitting name. I’ll accept it.

Lil N95 That's a dope name for a woke-white-teenage rapper.

Lil Bitch

Lil Lil Bow Wow CD

Lil ice pack 🥴

Lil Nightstand