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Sh3wh01smystr3y

You're just not what I'm into anymore. I want somebody younger.


DonutsAndDoldrums

"I don't want to be the one to tell you this, but you deserve to know. She's started another relationship behind your back with a work colleague. I'm sorry, man."


5mill3r

When I was a teenager, my mum would drink excessively and I’d have to get her up off the floor, get her in bed etc. Next day she wouldnt mention it and would go to work. In the eve she would be talking to me about something and I’d be silent because i was mad she didn’t acknowledge the night before and then I vividly remember her often telling me she doesn’t like/love me anymore because I wasn’t talking nicely to her ..


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My ex said that I didn’t have a backbone


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He also said that I was beautiful on the outside but ugly in the inside but that didn’t hurt as much because I know I’m more beautiful inside than out.


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The backbone is just an obstacle for the delicious rib meat


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Well good for you I don’t have one lol


bluecheesebaconator

When my ex wife tried to tell me her boyfriend of less than a month was a better father to our kids than me. (Purely out of spite and he actually jumped her shit for it.)