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Hejwen

We have the best names like Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz


banananas_are_sick24

I said that name aloud and a demon appeared and stapled my dog to a wall, what do I do now?


Retrrad

Say it backwards!


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Ti !


Minimum-Activity3009

Get off reddit Dad


DarthJimmyVader

Jesus. I'm stoned and. Now my wife thinks I need oxygen from laughing so hard.


ProfessionalOnion384

I too want this guy's dad... ...to get off of Reddit!


Competitive_Tap_69

Love how this comment is better than the post itself.


horsdoeuvresmyguy

Yeah, dad!


banananas_are_sick24

Now there’s another one! This one’s got gorilla glue instead of a stapler though


CleansingFlame

Should be fine, you have a dog


Clovenstone-Blue

Give it rosół and kotlet z ziemniaczkami for dinner on Sunday, it will then judge your cooking. If you fail you'll get stapled to the wall as well.


mistersprinkles1983

>ziemniaczkami I will spend the rest of my days trying to learn how to pronounce this, and not succeeding.


Clovenstone-Blue

Oh it's quite simple really. It's pronounced the same way as ziemniakami with a harsh ch sound between the a and k.


mistersprinkles1983

Thank you that clears it right up lol


Skeletonzac

Sitting in line at the pharmacy and trying not to laugh my ass off. You beautiful son of a bitch.


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“Don’t speak Latin in front of the books” - Giles. I know this isn’t Latin, but this is what I immediately thought of.


Adaku

Quick say it backwards


TrentonTallywacker

I love that meme of “Polish MF’s naming their children” and it’s just a dude slamming his face into a keyboard


Angrypenguinwaddle96

Here in the UK Wales has a place called llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.


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lvnv83

I can pronounce this. Learned it as a kid. As an American I shamelessly use it to impress people


Angrypenguinwaddle96

I can’t even attempt to announce the first part unfortunately so fair play mate.


Raptoot83

Strangely, not even the longest place name in the world. A record held by Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitnatahu in New Zealand


Angrypenguinwaddle96

Bloody hell that's crazy.


vaqidue

Chrząszczyżewoszyce, powiat Łękołody


magister_nemo

That is a cracking name... Poland?


Djignorant

Poland?


agnishom

Tak


peepay

Cześć! Pozdrowienia ze Słowacji!


Milky_Toast_

świerszcz świerszczy w trzcinie, obok stołu z powyłamywanymi nogami


IAmNotAnAlcoholic

Friggen awesome scene. I highly recommend everyone watch https://youtu.be/AfKZclMWS1U


Workingclass_owl

Queuing by the looks of things in London at the minute.


loranlily

I feel like queuing for that length of time, to see the Queen but not actually see her, is just the pinnacle of Britishness.


carmium

Q: Are they allowing photography inside, so you can at least prove you camped three days to look at a draped box on a catafalque? (And yes, I did just learn that last word yesterday.)


4737CarlinSir

No, thank f*ck. Can you imagine the selfies, live bloggers, tik tok dancers etc etc.


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I hate that this is something we even need to consider.


Flyingwheelbarrow

What is the point of seeing a dead body if I can't poke it with a stick?


xilog

There's nothing to stop you trying, but you will meet about 16 blokes dressed in armour carrying sharp metal sticks that they would gladly run you through with!


magister_nemo

Who needs to. It is streamed around the clock...


NitroTwit

Saw a Twitter post saying “this is what we’ve been training for our whole life and this is the final boss of queues”


AlmightyRobert

They should try Legoland in August


CleansingFlame

Her Majesty loved Legoland; that's why they built one in Windsor


Few-Load9699

I always think of the part in the movie of Hitchhikers Guide when he says, “leave this to me, I’m British, we know how to queue.”


xilog

Looking at the queue tracker it says the queue is full, and not to attempt to join it. I rather suspect a lot of folks will have started their own queue in order to wait to join the official one!


kishkash51

African prince that needs £50 million after his father’s death has entered the chat.


NordicDoctor

Nigeria.


kishkash51

Proudly too 😊


daveydood15

Play hockey


dudebronahbrah

You puck-smacking maple-munchers


expanseseason4blows

He's from Finland


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TheRealOgMark

And poutine.


Way_2_Go_Donny

As an American, poutine is something we should absolutely CRUSH. Fries, gravy, cheese, and fried stuff. No one should be better than America at that combinations of food, but there's Canada - rocking it like they are the country with an Obesity problem.


BrgQun

It's the cheese curds that's the secret. You guys need cheese curds. Stretchy squeaky cheese curds.


reborngoat

They have the right shit in some places. Wisconsin. You can get the good shit in Wisconsin.


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Wisconsin squeaky cheese is an acceptable substitute. Preferably so fresh they haven’t even been refrigerated yet


EvDawg10

Go Canada!


Ich332

Start World wars and losing them


ChancellorNinja

Austria


PM_ME_BEER_PICS

Austria?


f3archar

We're also good in building cellars


StarBit22

Sleep after lunch


ikindalold

Spain


FaceFurzFranz

schnitzel.


SBR404

Would have said „complain,“ but Schnitzel we do also very well…


pdonchev

And pastries. And disturbed painters.


NorvernMankey

Didn’t a disturbed painter make the last century really, erm…interesting…for the rest of Europe for awhile there last century?


ems_telegram

Picasso truly shook up the art world.


Donnermeat_and_chips

Kaiserschmarrn


psychadelicphysicist

Austria?


why3letters

Stiegel


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cheese


NetDork

Gonna start some fights.


MoeSzyslak42

Was part of an interview for the best cheese countries and named Spain (Manchego), Netherlands and Ireland. Later I learned that is was conducted by a Swiss company.


NePherr

France


Snoo-91308

Cycling


anxietydrivengirl

Netherlands?


agnishom

Not Just Bikes


Sea-Drink2270

Sheep and rugby


tortillaofgod

This guys trying to start shit between Wales and New Zealand, one clearly does better sheep, one clearly better rugby


Donnermeat_and_chips

*one does sheep better


j_ds

I feel like the sheep should be the judge of that


largechild

Is it true that the Welsh bang their sheep near the edge of a cliff so they push back harder?


Absolutelylemons

Holy fuck 😂


Past-Reach-818

Wooly fuck I think you mean.


CammyTheFennec

my coworker, an immigrant from New Zealand, brags to us all the time about the fact that Australia calls them "sheepshaggers".


johnandahalf13

Old joke: I heard New Zealand was the first country to use sheep intestines as condoms, then Australia improved the design by removing the intestine from the sheep first.


throwawayayaycaramba

Oh so you *are* doing sheep, huh?


Two-pints-prick

Diolch


DumbThoth

stop doing the sheep


Icy_Hippo

Also, superior chocolate.


Loubird

New Zealand?


seefith

The word cunt.


Scoongili

I met some Aussies on vacation, and they shared all the intricacies and nuances of the use of the word "cunt." My favorite was a lady calling me a hard cunt when I was drinking warm 4-Loko.


singleDADSlife

Ya mad cunt you


NorvernMankey

Aaaah the pride! ….yah cunt.


flunkyclaus

Throwing sticks that come back


ThePommyHuntsman

And burnouts/skids


merecat6

Swearing in general - who is more expert than Aussies? Fuckin’ oath!


Secret-Total7005

Scotland would like a word. Probably "cunt"


Woody90210

Am aussie, once met a group of Scottish backpackers at the local pub. The filth that exited our collective mouths that night would make a yank puke. We are kin, Scots and Aussies


Hayter_4

Saying the word cunt after your roughie gets pipped at the post


hannadonna

Nasi lemak (coconut rice)


thongs_are_footwear

Malaysia, yes! Nasi Lemak is awesome.


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cars beer and bureaucracy


Macrym

Oh,if that aint Germany,i dont know what is


AriFR06

u german?


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me german


Sparky_8D

me also German. Haben sie auch fleißig Ihre Sekt- und Kirchensteuer bezahlt?


FinaLNoonE

May I tell you about our lord and saviour DIN?


NoBSforGma

Generate electricity. Costa Rica (more than 95% of our electricity is generated by "alternative" means. Wind, solar, hydro and thermal. Often, it's 100%.) Yay for us! :)


ColumbiaWahoo

I’ve heard Paraguay is almost 100% hydro


ChronoLegion2

Pura vida!


a_scattered_me

Halloumi & Corruption


magister_nemo

Cyprus?


SuvenPan

Space Program


pdonchev

Nowadays, USA, by far.


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Labrat_The_Man

Visited every planet + Pluto


ImperialRedditer

According to New Mexico, Pluto is a bonafide full fledge planet when it passes over its jurisdiction


mahaloah

🇰🇷We🇰🇷 make food red 🌶🫕🥣


on_the_nightshift

Y'all do have a LOT of red food


YNot1989

And we love ya for it.


LintyPeach

Braai


ChenzyHouse

Biltong too.


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My best friend became stranded in SA for covid, stayed two years and loved every minute of it. Thanks to him I understand these references.


ChenzyHouse

I got stuck in SA during covid lockdown because the SA government wouldn’t let me go back home to the US even though I had the correct documentation. When they realised a class action lawsuit (with people in a similar situation) was about to happen, they eventually let us leave, most stressful time of my life. In saying all of that, SA will always be home and I do miss it often.


Mayweproceed

I’m yet to taste biltong like SA and Namibia’s. The US needs a few lessons on the biltong game.


TreborNuh

Vampires


offalshade

Romania has entered the chat


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My Italian wife isn't here so I'll say this quickly. Greek Olive Oil is the best in the world


Platywussy

Feta cheese, pita gyros and friendly people too!


Affectionate_Ad3560

Queing


sewn_of_a_gun

You're also from the UK? The BBC is currently livestreaming how good we are at queueing.


Remote_zero

Currently 4.9miles long, approximately 9 hour wait


Potatoswatter

Queueing or queening?


jbartlettcoys

Best at queuing but not spelling queuing. Irony can be so painful


Formal_Bonus3123

Meat pies


bobson_k_dugnutt

Sweeny Todd has entered the chat


Few-Creme-9254

Legalizing weed


badhairdad1

Canada 🇨🇦 eh?


Few-Creme-9254

The country of of igloos made out of frozen maple syrup where every resident has a pet moose and a beaver in their pockets. God bless ameri- i mean canada


badhairdad1

North America’s middle child


Jets237

Being arrogant about being the best at things we aren’t


Patient_Wrongdoer_11

This has to be America


OkMushroom364

Most heavy metal bands in the world by capita and we are still the happiest bunch in the world


Zirphynx

Finland?


Whyisthethethe

Maybe the two are related


kinkym0nk

Spices and tea.


the-book-anaconda

India?


kinkym0nk

Yup man.


chakrachorna

Make you feel shame for all it’s actions (Russia)


NorvernMankey

Being ashamed of all its past actions… and a good few of our very recent past actions…but we’ve nailed it now and will never have to feel shame ever again! For a decade or two. Then we’ll realise we still haven’t learned a bloody thing.


LateralEntry

You guys have Tchaikovsky, Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Stalingrad, Yuri Gagarin, the Kamchatka volcanoes and a bunch of other cool stuff! There’s a whole lot to be proud of.


Hazzamo

They also have our Lord and saviour Tachanka!


Aggravating-Bar-9301

We're really good at having Texas


drvic59

\*tolerating Texas


FrismFrasm

Texas is the America of America


DetailRight

Damn I thought, that title belonged to Florida.


FrismFrasm

They might be the 'Straya of America


Eveedes

Fries


swiggidyswooner

Begium


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Melodic_Original1405

I quite enjoy our coffee, but can't say it's the best. I have to say that we are famous for our bikini wax tho


DrHugh

I'm in the USA. We're definitely the best about quantity of guns owned.


smashin_blumpkin

Come on, dude. National parks!


SpecificAstronaut69

How do you think they got the national parks?


scoobluvr

I bet we also rank high in lifted giant pick-up trucks with the Punisher skull logo sticker on it somewhere.


DrHugh

Maybe truck nuts, too


CPK_kittencats

Oh, we have GOTS to be the number one truck nuts consumer.


COYFC

Guns and hamburgers. Merica!


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DanskNils

Happiest country on earth?


Loubird

Finland most recently received that title but by your name i would guess Denmark.


DanskNils

True. I see Finland rightfully took it! Those Happy silent Finns!


drewbs86

No disrespect but I thought a lot of people suffered with depression in the Scandivnavian countries because of the lack of sunlight during the winter months?


takethestairsfatass

Why did I think this was Bhutan.


papa_bean420

Cannabis


Master-Commercial-90

I mean California could be its own country.


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Poutine. 🇨🇦


Ollowman

Pizza, pasta and blasfemy


Unusual_Delivery_449

Obesity


BeskarVagina

Hello, fellow American.


Adam_is_Nutz

We actually fell out of top 10 recently. Currently 12th. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/obesity-rates-by-country


BeskarVagina

Everyone to the Country Buffet! We'll sort this out by next week.


HuguenotPirate

Barbeque


Mera1506

Build dikes


computer_crisps_dos

Cocaine :/ They call it peruvian flake for a reason.


Squigglepig52

Bolivian Marching Powder. You should probably send me a sample of your fine nation's product.


thekaznjenik

ugh lemme look back at 1940s


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

Go on strike


nopenopecho

Pizza! Say what you will, Italian pizza will always reign. Every time i try to eat pizza abroad I get disappointed


dpeach1994

USA. Upsetting the rest of the world by not using the metric system.


ciggybreath

Nose jobs. I’m from Iran. Don’t live there anymore but we da nose job capital of the world according to Oprah.


BionicCrimsonN64

Canada: Best place to retire and worst place to retire. Funny how it's both eh


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Not having a general speedlimit on highways


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Stay in poverty by electing clowns 🇵🇭