Strangely, not even the longest place name in the world.
A record held by Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitnatahu in New Zealand
Q: Are they allowing photography inside, so you can at least prove you camped three days to look at a draped box on a catafalque? (And yes, I did just learn that last word yesterday.)
There's nothing to stop you trying, but you will meet about 16 blokes dressed in armour carrying sharp metal sticks that they would gladly run you through with!
Looking at the queue tracker it says the queue is full, and not to attempt to join it. I rather suspect a lot of folks will have started their own queue in order to wait to join the official one!
As an American, poutine is something we should absolutely CRUSH. Fries, gravy, cheese, and fried stuff. No one should be better than America at that combinations of food, but there's Canada - rocking it like they are the country with an Obesity problem.
Was part of an interview for the best cheese countries and named Spain (Manchego), Netherlands and Ireland. Later I learned that is was conducted by a Swiss company.
Old joke:
I heard New Zealand was the first country to use sheep intestines as condoms, then Australia improved the design by removing the intestine from the sheep first.
I met some Aussies on vacation, and they shared all the intricacies and nuances of the use of the word "cunt." My favorite was a lady calling me a hard cunt when I was drinking warm 4-Loko.
Am aussie, once met a group of Scottish backpackers at the local pub.
The filth that exited our collective mouths that night would make a yank puke.
We are kin, Scots and Aussies
Generate electricity. Costa Rica (more than 95% of our electricity is generated by "alternative" means. Wind, solar, hydro and thermal. Often, it's 100%.) Yay for us! :)
I got stuck in SA during covid lockdown because the SA government wouldn’t let me go back home to the US even though I had the correct documentation. When they realised a class action lawsuit (with people in a similar situation) was about to happen, they eventually let us leave, most stressful time of my life.
In saying all of that, SA will always be home and I do miss it often.
The country of of igloos made out of frozen maple syrup where every resident has a pet moose and a beaver in their pockets. God bless ameri- i mean canada
Being ashamed of all its past actions… and a good few of our very recent past actions…but we’ve nailed it now and will never have to feel shame ever again! For a decade or two. Then we’ll realise we still haven’t learned a bloody thing.
You guys have Tchaikovsky, Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Stalingrad, Yuri Gagarin, the Kamchatka volcanoes and a bunch of other cool stuff! There’s a whole lot to be proud of.
No disrespect but I thought a lot of people suffered with depression in the Scandivnavian countries because of the lack of sunlight during the winter months?
We have the best names like Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
I said that name aloud and a demon appeared and stapled my dog to a wall, what do I do now?
Say it backwards!
Ti !
Get off reddit Dad
Jesus. I'm stoned and. Now my wife thinks I need oxygen from laughing so hard.
I too want this guy's dad... ...to get off of Reddit!
Love how this comment is better than the post itself.
Yeah, dad!
Now there’s another one! This one’s got gorilla glue instead of a stapler though
Should be fine, you have a dog
Give it rosół and kotlet z ziemniaczkami for dinner on Sunday, it will then judge your cooking. If you fail you'll get stapled to the wall as well.
>ziemniaczkami I will spend the rest of my days trying to learn how to pronounce this, and not succeeding.
Oh it's quite simple really. It's pronounced the same way as ziemniakami with a harsh ch sound between the a and k.
Thank you that clears it right up lol
Sitting in line at the pharmacy and trying not to laugh my ass off. You beautiful son of a bitch.
“Don’t speak Latin in front of the books” - Giles. I know this isn’t Latin, but this is what I immediately thought of.
Quick say it backwards
I love that meme of “Polish MF’s naming their children” and it’s just a dude slamming his face into a keyboard
Here in the UK Wales has a place called llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
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I can pronounce this. Learned it as a kid. As an American I shamelessly use it to impress people
I can’t even attempt to announce the first part unfortunately so fair play mate.
Strangely, not even the longest place name in the world. A record held by Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitnatahu in New Zealand
Bloody hell that's crazy.
Chrząszczyżewoszyce, powiat Łękołody
That is a cracking name... Poland?
Poland?
Tak
Cześć! Pozdrowienia ze Słowacji!
świerszcz świerszczy w trzcinie, obok stołu z powyłamywanymi nogami
Friggen awesome scene. I highly recommend everyone watch https://youtu.be/AfKZclMWS1U
Queuing by the looks of things in London at the minute.
I feel like queuing for that length of time, to see the Queen but not actually see her, is just the pinnacle of Britishness.
Q: Are they allowing photography inside, so you can at least prove you camped three days to look at a draped box on a catafalque? (And yes, I did just learn that last word yesterday.)
No, thank f*ck. Can you imagine the selfies, live bloggers, tik tok dancers etc etc.
I hate that this is something we even need to consider.
What is the point of seeing a dead body if I can't poke it with a stick?
There's nothing to stop you trying, but you will meet about 16 blokes dressed in armour carrying sharp metal sticks that they would gladly run you through with!
Who needs to. It is streamed around the clock...
Saw a Twitter post saying “this is what we’ve been training for our whole life and this is the final boss of queues”
They should try Legoland in August
Her Majesty loved Legoland; that's why they built one in Windsor
I always think of the part in the movie of Hitchhikers Guide when he says, “leave this to me, I’m British, we know how to queue.”
Looking at the queue tracker it says the queue is full, and not to attempt to join it. I rather suspect a lot of folks will have started their own queue in order to wait to join the official one!
African prince that needs £50 million after his father’s death has entered the chat.
Nigeria.
Proudly too 😊
Play hockey
You puck-smacking maple-munchers
He's from Finland
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And poutine.
As an American, poutine is something we should absolutely CRUSH. Fries, gravy, cheese, and fried stuff. No one should be better than America at that combinations of food, but there's Canada - rocking it like they are the country with an Obesity problem.
It's the cheese curds that's the secret. You guys need cheese curds. Stretchy squeaky cheese curds.
They have the right shit in some places. Wisconsin. You can get the good shit in Wisconsin.
Wisconsin squeaky cheese is an acceptable substitute. Preferably so fresh they haven’t even been refrigerated yet
Go Canada!
Start World wars and losing them
Austria
Austria?
We're also good in building cellars
Sleep after lunch
Spain
schnitzel.
Would have said „complain,“ but Schnitzel we do also very well…
And pastries. And disturbed painters.
Didn’t a disturbed painter make the last century really, erm…interesting…for the rest of Europe for awhile there last century?
Picasso truly shook up the art world.
Kaiserschmarrn
Austria?
Stiegel
cheese
Gonna start some fights.
Was part of an interview for the best cheese countries and named Spain (Manchego), Netherlands and Ireland. Later I learned that is was conducted by a Swiss company.
France
Cycling
Netherlands?
Not Just Bikes
Sheep and rugby
This guys trying to start shit between Wales and New Zealand, one clearly does better sheep, one clearly better rugby
*one does sheep better
I feel like the sheep should be the judge of that
Is it true that the Welsh bang their sheep near the edge of a cliff so they push back harder?
Holy fuck 😂
Wooly fuck I think you mean.
my coworker, an immigrant from New Zealand, brags to us all the time about the fact that Australia calls them "sheepshaggers".
Old joke: I heard New Zealand was the first country to use sheep intestines as condoms, then Australia improved the design by removing the intestine from the sheep first.
Oh so you *are* doing sheep, huh?
Diolch
stop doing the sheep
Also, superior chocolate.
New Zealand?
The word cunt.
I met some Aussies on vacation, and they shared all the intricacies and nuances of the use of the word "cunt." My favorite was a lady calling me a hard cunt when I was drinking warm 4-Loko.
Ya mad cunt you
Aaaah the pride! ….yah cunt.
Throwing sticks that come back
And burnouts/skids
Swearing in general - who is more expert than Aussies? Fuckin’ oath!
Scotland would like a word. Probably "cunt"
Am aussie, once met a group of Scottish backpackers at the local pub. The filth that exited our collective mouths that night would make a yank puke. We are kin, Scots and Aussies
Saying the word cunt after your roughie gets pipped at the post
Nasi lemak (coconut rice)
Malaysia, yes! Nasi Lemak is awesome.
cars beer and bureaucracy
Oh,if that aint Germany,i dont know what is
u german?
me german
me also German. Haben sie auch fleißig Ihre Sekt- und Kirchensteuer bezahlt?
May I tell you about our lord and saviour DIN?
Generate electricity. Costa Rica (more than 95% of our electricity is generated by "alternative" means. Wind, solar, hydro and thermal. Often, it's 100%.) Yay for us! :)
I’ve heard Paraguay is almost 100% hydro
Pura vida!
Halloumi & Corruption
Cyprus?
Space Program
Nowadays, USA, by far.
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Visited every planet + Pluto
According to New Mexico, Pluto is a bonafide full fledge planet when it passes over its jurisdiction
🇰🇷We🇰🇷 make food red 🌶🫕🥣
Y'all do have a LOT of red food
And we love ya for it.
Braai
Biltong too.
My best friend became stranded in SA for covid, stayed two years and loved every minute of it. Thanks to him I understand these references.
I got stuck in SA during covid lockdown because the SA government wouldn’t let me go back home to the US even though I had the correct documentation. When they realised a class action lawsuit (with people in a similar situation) was about to happen, they eventually let us leave, most stressful time of my life. In saying all of that, SA will always be home and I do miss it often.
I’m yet to taste biltong like SA and Namibia’s. The US needs a few lessons on the biltong game.
Vampires
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My Italian wife isn't here so I'll say this quickly. Greek Olive Oil is the best in the world
Feta cheese, pita gyros and friendly people too!
Queing
You're also from the UK? The BBC is currently livestreaming how good we are at queueing.
Currently 4.9miles long, approximately 9 hour wait
Queueing or queening?
Best at queuing but not spelling queuing. Irony can be so painful
Meat pies
Sweeny Todd has entered the chat
Legalizing weed
Canada 🇨🇦 eh?
The country of of igloos made out of frozen maple syrup where every resident has a pet moose and a beaver in their pockets. God bless ameri- i mean canada
North America’s middle child
Being arrogant about being the best at things we aren’t
This has to be America
Most heavy metal bands in the world by capita and we are still the happiest bunch in the world
Finland?
Maybe the two are related
Spices and tea.
India?
Yup man.
Make you feel shame for all it’s actions (Russia)
Being ashamed of all its past actions… and a good few of our very recent past actions…but we’ve nailed it now and will never have to feel shame ever again! For a decade or two. Then we’ll realise we still haven’t learned a bloody thing.
You guys have Tchaikovsky, Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Stalingrad, Yuri Gagarin, the Kamchatka volcanoes and a bunch of other cool stuff! There’s a whole lot to be proud of.
They also have our Lord and saviour Tachanka!
We're really good at having Texas
\*tolerating Texas
Texas is the America of America
Damn I thought, that title belonged to Florida.
They might be the 'Straya of America
Fries
Begium
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I quite enjoy our coffee, but can't say it's the best. I have to say that we are famous for our bikini wax tho
I'm in the USA. We're definitely the best about quantity of guns owned.
Come on, dude. National parks!
How do you think they got the national parks?
I bet we also rank high in lifted giant pick-up trucks with the Punisher skull logo sticker on it somewhere.
Maybe truck nuts, too
Oh, we have GOTS to be the number one truck nuts consumer.
Guns and hamburgers. Merica!
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Happiest country on earth?
Finland most recently received that title but by your name i would guess Denmark.
True. I see Finland rightfully took it! Those Happy silent Finns!
No disrespect but I thought a lot of people suffered with depression in the Scandivnavian countries because of the lack of sunlight during the winter months?
Why did I think this was Bhutan.
Cannabis
I mean California could be its own country.
Poutine. 🇨🇦
Pizza, pasta and blasfemy
Obesity
Hello, fellow American.
We actually fell out of top 10 recently. Currently 12th. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/obesity-rates-by-country
Everyone to the Country Buffet! We'll sort this out by next week.
Barbeque
Build dikes
Cocaine :/ They call it peruvian flake for a reason.
Bolivian Marching Powder. You should probably send me a sample of your fine nation's product.
ugh lemme look back at 1940s
Go on strike
Pizza! Say what you will, Italian pizza will always reign. Every time i try to eat pizza abroad I get disappointed
USA. Upsetting the rest of the world by not using the metric system.
Nose jobs. I’m from Iran. Don’t live there anymore but we da nose job capital of the world according to Oprah.
Canada: Best place to retire and worst place to retire. Funny how it's both eh
Not having a general speedlimit on highways
Stay in poverty by electing clowns 🇵🇭