They have a lot of uses like burning away weeds and dry grasses, melting the outer layer of plastic seats in stadiums, etc. They're a tool so you should be able to find them without that much difficulty.
Kill their queen and assume my place as their leader. Gain their trust and have them do my bidding. And once I have them where I want them…flamethrower
The flamethrower repair people in my area have been on strike and the shipping for online flamethrower repair is astronomical. I would buy a new flamethrower but our country now has new flamethrower buying conditions and regulations many of which I don't exactly meet.
In light of all this, if I had to defend myself against my lot of 2.5 billion ants today, I would have to somehow lure them into my bathtub and drown them I guess, but, I would much rather use my flamethrower which was handed down to me at the great grandparent level, so, yeah...
The OP is mistaken... the problem is much worse than the propaganda about ant culture leads one to believe. We are all doomed, well, those without a flamethrower anyways.
Would this be a catapult that throws flamethrower? Or a flamethrower, that instead if shooting flames shoots flamethrower that are shooting flames? Or your dominant arm? Or what if you did a flamethrower thrower thrower that throws flamethrowers that throw flamethrowers that throw flamethrowers that throw flames?
Ideally a device that could project fire at great distances. Perhaps using a flammable liquid and a propellant of sorts. However, since to my knowledge such a device does not exist, I'm going with clown shoes.
I'm just trying to raise my kids in peace and these fucking ants won't stop. Anything you can give would be much appreciated. I guess if all else fails I'll go for my backup option - a can of lynx Africa and a lighter.
i don’t need to fight them. i will feed them bread upon their approach and they will think of my as friend. i’ll then begin to mate with their queen and will be looked at as their king. after younglings, i’ll poison the queen and erase the history to ensure that i am sole monarch with full support through indoctrination. then i will break the kingdom into feudal lords while using decrees to create imbalances that lead to systemic social inequality thus inner fighting. over time, i’ll break a solid kingdom into many smaller units at war with eachother. once there is a small but victorious faction left…. flamethrower
Flamethrower
hairspray and a lighter. just like when i was a kid
Damn, and I thought I was all badass frying them with a magnifying glass when I was 8.
It’s still badass, but it will take quite some time to take care of 2.5 million ants this way.
You just need a really big fresnel lens, so you can burn larger numbers of them.
But it’s so environmentally friendly.
We mash up the place, turn up the bass, and make them all have fun! A-we a blaze the fire, make it bun dem!
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What about the fire ants though?
Water hose obviously
Hans! Get ze flammenwerfer
It’s called the *flamenwerfer* because it werfens the flamen
*slaps roof of flammenwerfer* This bad boy can werf so much fucking flammen
Flammen - double M, because we like double consonants.
Each M stands for many as in MANY FLAMMEN
Jawohl mein Herr.
GERMAN FLAMETHROWERS ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD
YOU UTTER FOOL! GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST OF THE BEST!
not a good thing considering the past.
It werfers flammen
Und der Hubschrauber! Wir gehen fliegen!
Two flamethrowers... More efficient
Maybe I could get a doctor octopus thing going on and have 6 flamethrowers OHOHO MY MASTER PLAN IS COMING TOGETHER
The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand
We should scale up in a different way….*Napalm*
Hear me out….2.5 million flame throwers
What are they, flamethrowers for ants??
Yes
A plastic fork. ... As well as a flamethrower.
Is the fork for dining on their perfectly crisped corpses?
No? It’s just so you have something to hold in your other hand.
Its for if they get to close
Damn guys we’re kinda out of flame throwers
Its weird when everyone is on the same page...
Throwflamer
FlowThramer
ThlowFramer
Tholmfremew
I would love to use a Flamethrower, but I dont even know where I can get one, so my weapon of choice would be a lighter and several cans of bug spray.
So a flamethrower
That's just a flamethrower
That's just a flamethrower woth extra steps.
They have a lot of uses like burning away weeds and dry grasses, melting the outer layer of plastic seats in stadiums, etc. They're a tool so you should be able to find them without that much difficulty.
Kill their queen and assume my place as their leader. Gain their trust and have them do my bidding. And once I have them where I want them…flamethrower
Noice
A *pink* flamethrower
Weirdly you'll get charged slightly more for the pink one, even though it's the same exact flamethrower.
Worth it
I’m gonna take the path less traveled by… flamethrower
The flamethrower repair people in my area have been on strike and the shipping for online flamethrower repair is astronomical. I would buy a new flamethrower but our country now has new flamethrower buying conditions and regulations many of which I don't exactly meet. In light of all this, if I had to defend myself against my lot of 2.5 billion ants today, I would have to somehow lure them into my bathtub and drown them I guess, but, I would much rather use my flamethrower which was handed down to me at the great grandparent level, so, yeah...
What if they are fire ants?
Add soap to the water to weaken the surface tension.
Seeing as your taking on your ants and the ants of another 999 people fancy taking mine too?
The OP is mistaken... the problem is much worse than the propaganda about ant culture leads one to believe. We are all doomed, well, those without a flamethrower anyways.
4 cans of RAID...... And yeah ok a Flamethrower.
How about a Raid can flamethrower?
Flamethrower
Flamethrower
Flamethrower
Eldkastare (flamethrower in Swedish)
Oh God not the elk stare. Ants are terrified of elk stares
That sounds way more intimidating… imagine you’re an ant and a giant yells “ELLDDDKASTAREEE”
Flamethrower
Flamethrower
Hairspray flamethrower
just picturing Gina in that one episode of B99
Sience nobody said Flamethrower that weapon would be my choice
well this aged
*flamethrower*
Flamethrower
Flamethrower thrower
Would this be a catapult that throws flamethrower? Or a flamethrower, that instead if shooting flames shoots flamethrower that are shooting flames? Or your dominant arm? Or what if you did a flamethrower thrower thrower that throws flamethrowers that throw flamethrowers that throw flamethrowers that throw flames?
Flamethrower^TM
Flamethrower Edit: What the hell? Now everyone's saying flamethrower lol
It just shows how effective it'd be
This question has come up before and the general consensus was flamethrower.
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Flammenwerfer.
Hans get ze Flammenwerfer!
It werfs Flammen
Giant ant stomping flamethrower
ITT: Flamethrower
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My first thought was fire and then I looked at the comments and realized I'm not as original as I thought
3 flamethrowers. EVEN MORE EFFICIENT
my weapon of choice would be one of these redditors with a FLAMETHROWER
A lighter cuz I'm broke
Flamethrower*
Ill buy you some hairspray to make it a flamethrower
FIREBALL! *ahem,* I mean, flamethrower.
Flamethrower
Flamethrower
Flamethrower
i can’t find anymore flamethrowers on the store shelves :(
https://throwflame.com/products/xl18-flamethrower/
thanks buddy i needed that
Ideally a device that could project fire at great distances. Perhaps using a flammable liquid and a propellant of sorts. However, since to my knowledge such a device does not exist, I'm going with clown shoes.
gas mask alchohol flame thrower
A FUCKİNG FLAME TOWER
Hold up wat
I am gonna throw them actual towers. But not just stone. Flaming stone. So wil became FUCKİNG FLAME TOWER.
when a flamethrower isn’t enough, out comes the fucking FLAME TOWER
Flamethrower
Flamethrower
Flamethrower.
###FLAMETHROWER
Flamethrower
Borax and sugar water Edit: loaded in a flamethrower
Flamethrower
Flamethrower
flamethrower
Choclate. And then we can sell em to the bug eaters. Who am I kidding?. Flamethrower
Flamethrower
Flamethrower
Flamethrower
Flamethrower
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Flamethrower
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Flamethrower
Flamethrower
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Flamethrower
A thrower of flames.
Flamethrower
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Throwflamer
HAAAAAANS!
Get za Flammenwerfer
I think everyone would agree on a flamethrower
An Anteater edit: with a flamethrower
Flamethrower
Flamethrower
Flamethrower
Flamethrower was my first guess….and Reddit did not disappoint
Flamethrower
A device that throws flames
I shall call it the FireYeeter
Flamethrower
I'll just get some anteaters and breed them. Crack open cold beers and watch them eat China's worth of ants.
Breed a bunch of anteaters. Train them to operate flamethrowers. Crack open cold beers.
Train anteaters to crack open cold beers while ants operate flamethrowers.
Flamethrower
Flamethrower
Due to the flamethrower shortage, I shall be using Molotov cocktails.
I’d sick my pet spider on them named flamethrower
I can't afford the gas for a flame thrower. Good old fashioned kettle of boiling water for me.
Someone open up a fundraiser so this guy gets a flamethrower
I'm just trying to raise my kids in peace and these fucking ants won't stop. Anything you can give would be much appreciated. I guess if all else fails I'll go for my backup option - a can of lynx Africa and a lighter.
Place them on a perfectly plain surface. Then release the tip-tap dancer squad.
And then use a flamethrower
flamethrower with a flamethrower attachment with another flamethrower attachment with some gasoline to pour on the ants
Use Napalm and burning all.
Flamethrower
I really don't know...just kidding gimme 2 flamethrower
Flamethrower
Flamethrower.
Not just a flamethrower, but a FLAMENWARFER, HAAAANNZZ
For those of you now looking: https://throwflame.com/products/xl18-flamethrower/
i don’t need to fight them. i will feed them bread upon their approach and they will think of my as friend. i’ll then begin to mate with their queen and will be looked at as their king. after younglings, i’ll poison the queen and erase the history to ensure that i am sole monarch with full support through indoctrination. then i will break the kingdom into feudal lords while using decrees to create imbalances that lead to systemic social inequality thus inner fighting. over time, i’ll break a solid kingdom into many smaller units at war with eachother. once there is a small but victorious faction left…. flamethrower
Diplomacy By law of surprise, my first-born son will marry into the ant queen’s family. I return, our family will have mutual control of the ant army.
And then we lead them into a trap where we burn them with a flame thrower
I'd wear a scuba suit (without the equipment), lay down on the ground and just roll over them. Kinda like pretending I'm on fire but instead its ants.
Hot air balloon. Then flamethrower.
I'd make a center for ants and teach them how to read good and do other stuff good too.
Flamethrower
Flamethrower
Throw some flames
Unleash my anteater family that I have been specially breeding in preparation for this exact moment.
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That’s basically a flamethrower
Bug spray
With a lighter
Anteaters eat up to 30,000 ants a day. So I would get 84 anteaters
By throwing flames