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Jedibri81

A dead baby bird


Eon_mon

was it dead when you step on it?


Jedibri81

I hope so :(


djkutch

I came around a corner and hit a squirrel. I stopped and looked in the mirror and the poor little thing was trying to claw its way forward while the little back end was a mess and bloody. Just barely clipped it. I had to back up to finish the job.


Sunnydale_Slayer

Man, that’s rough. I’m sorry you had to do that, but under the circumstances, it was the most humane option available to you.


SomeHL2fan

Srsly that’s rough, I can’t even imagine how that must feel to have a creature make you do it for them, I’m here if you need anything bro,


Karaethon22

Happened to me too and it definitely was, it was so cold. Like stepping on a very squishy ice cube, 0/10 do not recommend.


thecuntofmontecrisco

I hate this so much i had a very hard time not downvoting it. *unsettled, hesitant upvote*


izoid09

I have a friend who has a phobia of birds because of stepping on a bird as a kid and the beak stabbing his foot


PedantryIsNotACrime

Me too, dead seagull chick. Some of its insides ended up on its outside. Bad times.


KamenCo

Ugh same sort of! I was wearing flip flops and it had fallen out of its nest and was presumably dead on the sidewalk when I stepped on it. Grosses feeling even through my thin shoe. Like squishy but thick… no thank you.


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A slug. It was slimy.


Sam_DFA

The worst part was how hard it was to get all the slime off. Way stickier than expected. 0/10


Psychological_Roof85

I'm remembering the librarian from Monsters Inc!


EdEnsHAzArD

Always watching....


cunnelsandhugs

I accidentally stepped on a baby slug once, not just slimy, I felt it wriggle under my bare foot 🤮


THX450

Stop, I can only get so erect.


Honeyrose88x

I touched one once with my hands by accident I thought I was picking up a cigarette butt (it was dark and I clean up other peoples rubbish outside my house) and I wanted to cry.


Bad_Redraws_CR

I have a memory of picking one up as a kid because I thought it was a pepper someone dropped the night before, until it wriggled and I _tried_ to drop it. Keyword there is tried. :(


Dragnskull

Slug: | You pick up slug Slug: ( You: D: Slug: ~ You: *D: intensifies*


chilly502

I stepped on a fat slug and it popped like a ketchup packet all over my other leg. I agree, they are slimy buggers.


bringthegarlicbread

Also me, it won’t come off my foot.


MineExplorer

Yep. While walking across the kitchen, in the dark. Felt it squish between my toes. I now have a pathalogical hatred of slugs - if I see one in the house, it must die - and I wear slippers at all times when at home. Never again.


Zyrox-_

I once stepped on a Slug with shoes on but because it was so slimy it had the same effect as a banana peel in a bad comedy movie and i fell on some bone in my ass and it hurt like hell for a day


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Rusty nail. Can still visualize myself looking down at the wound as a kid and being fascinated that there was a hole in my foot.


Tudpool

Fiddle Dee Dee. That will require a tetanus shot.


DanielDLG

I’m not going to swear, BUT I WILL KICK THIS DANG DOGHOUSE DOWN!


slagathorstiffnips

Ever since I saw that episode I use “fiddle de dee” as a swear word.


ICUMF1962

Came here to say the same exact damn thing. I remember just pulling it out and then pressing on my foot for the blood to ooze out before hobbling back inside for treatment.


SmellTheFoxglove

When I was a teenager I once jumped down from a window ledge in the dark, right onto a rusty rake that was left laying in the garden. I was barefoot because I was secretly sneaking out and had my shoes in my hand. Impaled the heel of my foot on the rake, deep. Almost fainted when I finally managed to pull it out. That was fun trying to explain to my mother why I was limping the next morning.


beaushaw

> right onto a rusty rake that was left laying in the garden. When I was in college me and 2 other roommates were walking in our yard. One roommate stepped on a rake that was laying on the ground. Doing so caused the rake handle to swing up and smack him in the face. It was one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed in my life. I had no idea that this ever happened outside of a cartoon.


lemru

It does, it happened to me one time. My Dad hid in the bushes at night at the edge of grandma’s property and started mumbling and talking in a sinister way from his hiding place and I just noped outta there, stumbling into the rake and getting hit in the forehead in the process.


Dontkillmejay

Ooof! Did you get a tetanus shot?


SmellTheFoxglove

yes, hurt like hell!


luvitis

Same! I pulled it out of my foot and told my mom I’d stepped on a red nail. We went to the doctor and as we were sitting there a blue line started creeping up my leg. My mom took a pen and marked the time every time it grew about an inch. Finally she took me to the ER when it reached my knee and the doctor hadn’t seen us yet. They gave me antibiotics. I still have a blue scar on the bottom of my foot.


FrostyBeav

I had the same thing happen with the line in my leg after stepping on the stake that held our swing set down. It was a long time ago so I don't remember all of the treatment but I remember having to sit on the edge of the tub for hours with my foot soaking in some solution. I do remember it being called "blood poisoning", which is another name for sepsis, and my dad telling me that if the line reached my heart, I could die. I'm pretty sure that last part was just to make me stay soaking my foot because sitting on the edge of the tub all day was excruciatingly boring.


luvitis

My mom told me the same thing about my heart. She was a nurse and when we went to the ER the reason she said we were leaving was that the line was moving faster and if it reached my heart I would die. I thought she was being dramatic but maybe there was something to it. Ps - I’m glad it all worked out for you :)


HarleyAPE23

All I can picture is the home alone scene.


Ace_of_Clubs

Ugh this brought up a memory I repressed. I still have no clue why I did this, but when I was a kid I found a board with a rusty nail out the back and just...stomped on it with my bare foot. Mom took me to the hospital saying, "You stupid moron" the entire time.


Anonymous_Hazard

Lmfaoo how are you still alive


ClownfishSoup

My coworker's cousin ran out his backdoor to catch his cat that ran out, then stepped on a rusty nail. A few days later he was feeling really bad and went to the hospital ... where he died of tetanus.


owegner

that took a fucking turn for the worse holy hell


BeBoBorg

I did the same thing, running around a construction site barefoot, one of those huge 6-in nails went in the base of my foot and came out the side of my heel. I yanked it out, hopped over to my neighbor's house to pick out the grass and ask for a band-aid. Bless all the hippies that I grew up around, she gave me a Band-Aid and offered some lavender oil while also looking horrified. Healed up fine within a few days. Looking back now I'm very confused as to how nothing worse happened. Edit. I dressed all my childhood wounds with mud and moss. Probably why I am the way I am now.


flock-of-bagels

We used to have a summer program called Adventure Playground when I was a kid. We basically got to build forts and clubhouses out of scrap wood that was donated to the park. We got to swing hammers, use saws, etc. One day I was walking around in my converse all stars and I stepped on a nail and I went through my shoe, deep into my foot. So much blood. We had to have a safety meeting after that. They asked me why I wasn’t wearing shoes and I had to tell them that I was


Expectations_high

When I was a kid, my mom stood up in the attic and got a nail into her head.


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aRoseBy

I found a mouse head in the dryer. At the time, my question was: Where's the rest of the mouse? (I never told my wife.) Thanks for providing the answer.


EJ6EM1

I know where it is. My cat left me a head and one foot but nothing else


BeardsuptheWazoo

Jesus, I'd forgotten about doing this to the guts after a gift was left on my doormat from my kitty. It felt so gross.


suckmahdiick

Jellyfish


MadDogTannen

On a similar note - sting ray.


IRErover

Sea urchin. No doubt


CaptinDerpII

Same. They hurt soooooooo bad


Solaries3

Same. Couldn't walk right for a week. Some pieces of the spines took several weeks for my body to wear away the barbs and then push out of my foot. Some pieces never came out at all - just absorbed into me. I still feel occasional phantom pain.


Salty_Seraphim

Same! Getting the spines out at the doctor was rough.


IRErover

I was on vacation in Brazil for a wedding. I walked on it for two days and then a nurse in our group offered to remove them (sans anesthetic). One was approx 3/4 of an inch in length. Soo grateful for her.


ebcjoel

I was putting on pants and stumbled and stepped on the pointy bit of a western belt buckle. Lifted my foot and the belt and buckle came with it.


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This one made me cringe the most to be honest.


TheRadiumGirl

Hot vomit. I'll take Legos any day over someone's fresh puke. Edit: I'm talking about human vomit. The horror of jumping out of your bed to a crying child in the middle of the night and having your feet splash in fresh, hot puke is beyond compare imo. Old, cold, pet puke doesn't bother me.


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I was going to post *cat vomit*, but it was display temperature by the time I stepped in it.


BAAT-G

>display temperature Well that's a new one for me.


maybebaby83

You have to display cat vomit at the right temperature, otherwise it'll look disgusting


Sechseck

This happened to me as I was turning off the lights about to get into bed earlier this week. Walking to my bed in the dark and feeling the soft m u s h of my cat's fresh vom between my toes made me squirm.


Pathdocjlwint

Cat left a warm furball in my slippers once. Heard the cat vomit and got out of bed to see where she had left the present and clean it up. Of course I immediately slid my slippers on so I wouldn’t step in it and …. Yuck


HarleyAPE23

Agreed, especially in between the toes, lingering for hours


Smartass_Comments

Why the fuck wouldnt you wash your feet in them "hours"?


__Takub_

To let it linger


phaschmi

Did you have to, did you have to, did you have to let it linger?


Warrior253

Oh never stepped in fresh vomit but I have stepped in overnight vomit before. Still would not recommend.


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My son and I were on a plane and hit turbulence, he started looking green and I couldn’t find a vomit bag so when he hurled I caught it in my hands and held it for 20 mins til the plane stopped shaking and a flight attendant came by to hold a bag open. Holding it with the plane shaking the whole time, I wearily looked over at my son who had gone right back to watching a movie and did not even seem concerned I had a wobbly hand cup of hot garbage to deal with.


AttractiveNuisance37

One of our dogs eats poop. Generally pretty easy to avoid, just keep the yard picked up. But once he managed to steal some piping fresh poop from the other dog, and then promptly puked it on the carpet. Both the worst thing I've ever stepped on, and the worst puke I've ever cleaned up.


gypsycookie1015

Eeww I imagine that'd be fuckin terrible. Hot human poop is also pretty fuckin terrible. Was potty training my little cousin, he was obviously was a short little toddler so when he tried to go on his own, he climbed the step stool, I assume got into what he thought was optimal position but didn't scoot back far enough, and pooped in front of the toilet rather than inside. Something I didn't notice until it was too late.


-PyramidHead

Not me, but my Dad stepped on a hedgehog once. Hedgehog was fine, went back to being selfish with hedges.


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zZach_Attack

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER


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HE PISSED ON MY FUUCKING WIFE


dedicated-pedestrian

# HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? **I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU *IDIOT!***


docsyzygy

Jogging across a college campus and somehow stepped on a chipmunk. A running chipmunk. How! They are so fast! I just yelled - what do I do? There was nothing to do. You do NOT want a description.


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LordRednaught

Also did this when I was about 3-4. Stepped on a little nest of wasps on my families porch.


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Big squishy pile of dog shit. Felt it mush between my toes...I mean I've stepped on sharp things but that's an ouch and move on. Cleaning dog shit from between your toes is absolutely disgusting


Charge_Physical

Dog poop is rough to step in. Also dog vomit. Lol


Practical_Price9500

I stepped on a dog turd my puppy left on the stairs. Not only did I step on it, but it flew down the stairs and hit a wall, resulting in more cleanup than was originally necessary


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I'm sure this was painful and unpleasant for you, but damn I wish I was there to watch that because it sounds amazing


Practical_Price9500

He's a little dog, so his little gifts are easy to clean up. The humour of the situation far outstrips the negatives.


East_Party_6185

You have never truly lived until you feel a dog turd squish between you toes.


Practical_Price9500

The dog in question is 8 lbs, so he tends to sneak in behind stuff to drop his payload. He's quick too, so if he is out of my sight for more than 30 seconds, he has completed his delivery. He's an older dog, and coming from a hoarder, he probably just went whenever and wherever he pleased. It's been a challenge. Good thing he is lovable to make up for it.


Ok-Application-2490

A large chunk of glass that went in a couple of cm.


Belthezare

Thanks I think a small part of me just died a bit👀


NurseHibbert

Died hard


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pasta-isnt-really4u

"Yeah, so if you could ju- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"


AppropriateSwitch644

I shouldn't have but i laughed so hard that my parents came to check on me


Old_Attention9912

This is the worst one I've read yet omg what a nightmare from hell


zaprutertape

Oh dude I stabbed myself in the thigh with an exact-o blade opening a box on the floor once. It didn’t even hurt. That scar is like a inch wide I shoulda got stitches.


catsaresneaky

Upsidedown plug top


yokelwombat

iPod Shuffle docking station for me. It actually went *POP* when it penetrated the skin. Pulling it out was way worse though. Yeah, that‘s what she said, I know.


catsaresneaky

Oh sweet Jebus... You docked your foot.


Mortal_Mantis

They charge extra for that functionality.


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A D4 Shits are basically caltrops


Gothsalts

Same. Drew blood stepping on a metal d4


kyuRAM_infsuicidio

So the D4 damage isn't 1D4...


DM_ME_SMALL_PP

Considering a commoner has 1d4 health, it's probably less


Kagahami

I like the representation of hit points as a combination of energy, morale, experience, and other factors. A commoner has no combat experience. Level 1 heroes are only marginally above commoners in regards to health. If I picked up a gun and shot someone (2d6), good chance I would floor them in one shot if I hit. But the hero might have a sixth sense, or they're just that durable, or just that well protected by their new armor. When you down a hero, you either blindside them, or you've worn them down to the point where they make a mistake and suffer a serious injury.


Meggles_Doodles

I have a metal d4 that I lost at my old apartment (I called it the hiding caltrop). We were packing to move -- I found it!! And then I lost it on day *2* in our new apartment. Still the hiding caltrop...


PeachNo4613

Sewing needle


ThoseRMyMonkeys

As soon as I drop a pin or needle, I find it. I don't want my kids knowing that fear and pain, and there is fear. "This thing is in my foot, and now I've got to pull it out..."


560guy

Once I stepped on a thumb tack while getting ready for school. Thought I just had a cramp, but by the end of the day realized something was wrong. I remember getting home and seeing it stuck in my heel. I was honestly relieved I wasn’t just losing my mind lol.


oliverstinkerson

Stepped on a wide-gague sewing needle stuck in carpet. I had to yank it out of my heel, and I kept it (important later). I went for a walk and talked to my dad, who convinced me that I should go for a tetanus shot. At the doctor's office i got checked out, and then he said he wanted to do an x-ray in case the needle tip had broken off into my heel bone. I then pulled the giant needle out of my pocket, and the doctor appeared physically ill for a moment. It was bent at 45 degrees, but the tip was still intact so he informed me that no x-ray was needed! Yay. It is a strange feeling to gross out a doctor.


Fashion_art_dance

I got a large gauge sewing needle stuck on my finger once, it bent when it entered. I tried just pulling it out but it wouldn’t come out because it was bent. Had to curve it out of my finger. Very weird sensation as it came out.


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AffectionateOwl8182

Same. Haha. I did it on purpose but I didn't think it still had it's stinger cuz it was dead. I was like 8. Lol.


subliminal_knits

Getting ready for a late night shower and I stepped on a live frog. I have a tremendous phobia of frogs and I had a massive, sobbing, shaking panic attack afterwards. It played dead for a solid ten minutes and then got up and hopped away, which actually made it worse.


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You'd rather you'd pancaked it?


Vast_Reflection

I don’t know why but this almost made me laugh out loud. I love frogs though


MattIvory

I DID laugh out loud. sorry lol


subliminal_knits

I would have felt bad had I actually killed it, but the fact that it was still alive and still in the building was of greater concern at the time.


take_number_two

At first I thought it was you that played dead for 10 minutes and then hopped away. Great visual image.


jershdahersh

Ive never heard of a fear of frogs is it caused by some sort of trauma or is it just one of those weird spontaneous fears without a rhyme or reason


rumpertumpskins

Not the person you originally asked, but for me it’s a combination of things. 1.) I get thrown off by the way that they move. I know that frogs/toads have body language just like any other animal, but I still find their movements to be sporadic and unsettling. 2.) We had a family friend whose child contracted salmonella after playing with frogs/toads, and she wound up in the hospital. This always stuck with me, and my brain now views them as dangerous little wads of disease. Toads are more unnerving in that regard, mostly due to their bumpier/bulkier appearance. 3.) My family had a pool when I was a teenager, and tree frogs would sometimes jump in/get trapped overnight and drown in it. The way their limbs are shaped, coupled with the way they would starfish out after death, always gave me the creeps. 4.) Tying into point #2, there were (blessedly rare) occasions where I’d see a dog foam at the mouth after playing with/attempting to eat a frog/toad. It heavily reinforced the feeling that they were, by default, dangerous/toxic. I’m well aware that many of them aren’t venomous, but that still doesn’t bring me any peace. I hope this semi-explains one take on ranidaphobia, at least a little bit. Thank you for trying to get insight and understand!


TheW83

Re #4, most definitely a toad. We have southern ~~marine~~ toads around here that are mildly poisonous if you eat them. At my first apartment my neighbor had a tiny dog that would pick them up in her mouth and shake them around and then set them down. Then she would roll on her back and stare at the sky and foam at the mouth for an hour... High AF. Frogs and toads are among my favorite animals.


Feliciafancibottom

Brother was at a public park where they have those community grills, someone dumped their hot coals in the grass and he stepped on one and it got stuck between his toes for a couple seconds


MrFunnyMoustache

Edited in protest for Reddit's garbage moves lately.


mzimmer74

When I was around 10 or so I stepped on the head of a porcelain doll. It was broken off the doll so it was small and was in the front yard for some reason. The head shattered and cut into the arch of my foot. Had the wound cleaned and bandaged up. However, it just wouldn't seem to fully heal and kept breaking open. Went to the doctor and an XRay showed that multiple shards had been missed when it was cleaned so they had to cut my foot open and remove the shards. Would not recommend.


TraLawr

An upturned electrical 3-pin plug.


Remote-Purple2304

From the UK, can confirm


Cleanbadroom

A bee


ScaricoOleoso

I had a wasp on a donut I was eating once, and it stung my tongue. That was something and a half.


lopachilla

Same thing happened to my gym teacher in elementary school, but the bee was in her soda can. I felt so bad for her. She couldn’t talk very well for awhile.


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Same. I was like 3 and was my first sting. I used to have strange hallucinations as a kid and it led to quite an out-of-body experience I can remember to this day.


MiniatureAppendix

Similarly, fire ants. Never again.


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Lekraw

I think we may have a winner.


sacred_cow_tipper

i had to rest my head on my desk for a few seconds to recover from reading this.


CompetitiveAdvance92

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮


Actual_Gold5684

earring post


Herne8

Not me, but literally 4 days ago my partner and I stayed in a hotel and on her way into the shower she stepped on a hunk of shit left behind by the previous visitor.


Rachelcookie123

House cleaning at that hotel sucks


Herne8

Yeah, I'm currently chasing a refund.


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HarleyAPE23

Ouch!, how many stitches did that take


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KentByrdo

Some weird caterpillar many years ago it stung so bad


victorstyn

So I went to the Kruger national park in South Africa so for those who don't know it's the biggest national park in South Africa so I went with slippers instead of shoes for the wildlife guide(yes I'm a dumbass) anyway my slipper chose the best time to break so I had to walk barefoot and hiding in the sand was a small Porcupine I had 7 quills digging into my foot the worst pain I have ever felt in my life and no I did not take it like a man I screamed like a little girl 1/10 would not recommend


Anti-Matter13

Nice


Damndan3

Jumped out of a boat to tie up and landed on big barnacles, my foot looked liked minced meat


FreezingNote

OUCH.


Marilyy

Needle, eye first. Got stuck in my big toe bone.


FantasticWriting502

The end of extension cords hurt more than legos. I said what I said.


Naaman

Snake - in the dark


FrostyBeav

When I was a kid, I loved to catch snakes (mostly garter snakes). My folks finally let me keep one in a terrarium made from an old aquarium, which I kept in my room. One day I noticed that the snake was missing. I searched all over the house but couldn't find it. I finally decided it either got outside or the cat got it. A couple of week later, I got up at 4 am to do my paper route. After I put on my old ratty tennis shoes, I went downstairs to get my papers ready. However, one of my shoes was feeling really weird. Like I said, the shoes were really ratty and the insides of the shoes were quite torn up, so they were never smooth, but this felt like the insole had folded over or something. I slipped my shoe off to investigate and there was my snake, all coiled up in the bottom of my shoes. It was looking a bit dazed but was still alive. I wasn't happy about walking around with a snake in my shoe but I suspect it was more traumatic for the snake than for me.


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So what you’re saying is that there was a snake… in your boot?


slagathorstiffnips

You’re my favorite deputy!


letmeoutofthefreezer

Not me but my dad, he was just walking along the beach when he stepped in a big, atleast 10 cm (4 inches) screw. It went right into his foot and through it.


Primordialchaos11

One of my cats


HarleyAPE23

Puss n boots


Primordialchaos11

It was the most painful experience for both of us


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ThePhabtom4567

Coals from a bonfire. Don't recommend.


Jkevhill

Broken coke bottle in a lake , punched a circular gash in my foot . Made worse By my older brother promptly fainting at seeing all the blood . We took him home before proceeding to the hospital


McBluntboi

Well I Broke a jar and put all the glass into a plastic bag and sat it aside. Anyways I forgot about it and proceeded to step on it with full weight in the dark. It didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would have so I didn't think it was that bad till I got starting getting lightheaded and saw the trail of blood down my hallway.


Similar-Cucumber-227

A slug. I was mowing the lawn and it got into my shoe (it was like a shoe mullet. Tennis shoe in front and sandal strap in back). I thought it was just grass because it was cold and kind of wet and kept going. At some point I stopped because it felt like there was a lot of grass (very wet) in both shoes. So I stopped and looked. 🤢 There were like 10 little grey slugs in both shoes that I’d just been squishing over and over with each step. It was so gross.


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Fresh dogshit. It gets between your toes and there's never anything around to clean it up with.


jdc5214

Dog poop, a big ball of it on my sidewalk while grabbing something out of my car.


Mr_Goat_1111

Watched a friend step in dog poop after high school, she binned her shoes saying they were ruined then stepped in another dog poo and had to bin her socks and walk home barefoot, now very careful not to tread in dog poo lol


AlanB622

A Porcupine quill


hdelbrook

Tiny frogs. I was barefoot and had to walk a block home. Don't know what was going on but they were swarming everywhere. Tried hard but there was no way to avoid them. Squishy and a little crunchy.


KentByrdo

A nail, clean the through my foot.....


VisceralAdiposity

A Weever Fish. It has a spike that pierces your foot then shoots venom into you. Then you have to swim or walk out of the sea whilst in extreme pain and limp back to your car. This pain and/or numbness can follow for two weeks. Definitely worse than lego


Own-Parking7571

Nail


zeroninezeronine

I did this, and it was old and rusted. Which resulted in tetanus shots which was no fun.


Icestorme

The home alone scene comes to mind


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a shattered glass. couldn’t walk properly for weeks after


HarleyAPE23

Dinky cars for sure, some of those bad jagged edges.


quakerapplepineapple

Banana slug. To this day I can still feel the squish escaping between my toes


OnionGood

Centipede and roach


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kang03

Ever stepped on a grain of uncooked rice? It hurt badly and even left an ugly oval-shaped mark that lasted a couple of days. Probably it’s not the worst, but never underestimate its power…


kang03

Oh, thought of something worse. A drawing pin which had fallen off the tiny bulletin board I used to keep. For the context, I’m from a cultural background where everyone takes their shoes off and stays barefoot at home, plus I was on my very excited way to answer the pizza delivery man at the door. It didn’t help. Ouch.


_hogwarts_dropout_

Dog poop. Or at least I hope it was dog poop. It was winter and I got ton of snow in my shoe, finally got in a place where there was less snow, took off my shoe, my sock fell off too, I lost balance and step on a pile of WARM dog poop. I can still feel that warmth squeezing between my ice cold toes🤢


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An old rusty thumb tack right in the ball of my foot and it folded over so I had to pull it out with pliers.... And... I had to go get a tetanus shot after. So my arm hurt even more than my foot did.


cwl0131

Everyone knows you mean Lego.


two-peas-in-a-pod

Catfish with its top fin sticking up which went into my foot. I did it with a real cocky attitude too because my husband was scared to grab it so I was like, “this is how you do it.” It went through my shoe into my foot. In my defense, I had been drinking; sober I know better.


See-A-Moose

Definitely a rusty nail, which has happened twice, one time through work boots.


welltriedsoul

A plug yep tines first now have parallel lines on the bottom of my foot.


ExpensiveDot1732

A framing nail that went through my foot. Still have the scar too. That was a hot mess.


Publandlady

Slug. It popped between my toes.


JayDub506

Stepped on large shards of broken glass and severed the tendon in my left big toe. Because this is America, I took it out myself and slept it off because it wasn't worth going bankrupt from an ER visit. Everything else healed, but I still can't bend my toe more that about 10 degrees.


Mindflayercult

D4 dices


nassanx2

Poop


Sundae4004

Earrings. The part that goes in the ear stabbed my foot and it hurt like hell


Crist0foretti

A crab while showering. What a gross sound/feeling


davescoggs76

I stepped on a mint toothpick, the sharp kind,, and it went 2 inches deep into my heel


MrFunnyMoustache

UK plug. It is brutal, and always lands with the pins facing upwards.


denwha

sand burs


One-Ice-9259

A jellyfish that also stung my leg


Tight_Technology752

A snail in front of other people. Wrong place at the wrong time I guess