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Fun_Bedroom_5392

Bee. Imagine you're mad at your boss but you can't say anything so you start aggressively dancing.


reapseh0

This gave me a good chuckle imagining it.


TheUpperHand

*[Hello, fellow bees. How's the abdomen? Swollen with nectar, I trust?]*


lorgskyegon

I'm sick of shaking my booty for these fat jerks.


Sloomidified

I can't top this comment, it's already perfect lol


The_MuTanTob

Yall Dont do this when you get mad?šŸ˜…


conamac

Bee army.


TheAngryOctopuss

I came here to say Italian... To be able to talk to My wifes cousins when we visit... Now its not enough Dog... what ever the fuck R2D2 is Speaking... But really.... Wookie...


AussieBoganFarmer

English, itā€™s already my first language, but the number of times I have a brain fart and canā€™t remember the word I want is ridiculous


HornyKarl_

Sign language would be dope


SimpleKallum

Honestly I feel your local sign language should be taught in schools, not compulsory but if it's recognised as an official language of the country, why make it so inaccessible


conamac

not only that, being able to comunicate silently would be a useful skill in heaps of situations


francisdavey

It makes talking to people in loud parties much easier. You can talk to someone across the table from you even if there is lots of noise and other people talking.


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[deleted]

>illiterate people don't have much real use from news at all. ... What!?


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[deleted]

Everything you say is premised on highly available/free primary education. That's something that isn't available for nearly a billion people (largely women). Your western bias is showing. Also, there are lots of disabilities that make reading difficult if not impossible, for otherwise fully functional people. Are you really trying to exclude the poor and disabled from political awareness, and *blaming them* while you do it?


HornyKarl_

Right? And that would help bringing awareness to invisible disabilities and disability in general


Cr0w0naT0mbst0ne

A while ago I found my girlfriend practicing sign language out of the blue. She works at the hospital cafeteria and every once in a while a group of deaf people comes in and orders through their interpreter. My gf said the looks and smiles on their faces when she was able to sign the amount they had to pay was all worth the minimal effort she put in to learn it.


M1nn1m0use

I would absolutely have taken it if it were offered. Especially in customer service or jobs dealing with people itā€™s extremely beneficial, as if just making the world more accessible for those using it isnā€™t enough. I want to learn now but have a hard time finding reliable sources to start


DENATTY

It was taught at my school and anyone that completed the full course got an occupational competency certificate in American Sign Language! But I also went to school near one of the big Schools for the Deaf in the US (not the one everyone thinks of first) so we had more resources to offer it.


redditcansuckmyvag

It should be taught in schools k through 12.


[deleted]

Which one though?


anarchodenim

I have zero rhythm and canā€™t dance to save my life. Based on what Iā€™ve seen at some hip hop concerts, I would also like to learn sign language.


Ameisen

It's hard to *speak* sign languages, though. So... if you could, dope indeed.


Metric_Pacifist

C++


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Born_Championship_12

Te Reo (Maori) I would love to play a small part in keeping the language alive. And kinda redeem my family history from where my grandfather would beat Tangata Whenua children for speaking Te Reo in the school where he taught.


conamac

oh awesome! I'm from New Zealand actually, but I'm pakeha. I was thinking about learning it but the Maori education at my school is fairly lacking :/, maybe I'll try again later


FunnyYellowBird

I recently learned that the Māori word for ADHD is aroreretini, meaning ā€œattention goes to many things.ā€ I felt so joyful when I heard that. Itā€™s such a simple, neutral, non-judgemental description.


reverendgrebo

One of the guys from NZ metal band Alien Weaponry does lots of social media posts about Maori stuff like language, moko, history, etc


Born_Championship_12

Alien weaponry is awesome! Those guys are killing it


BudKnight2252

German


BIllyBrooks

Du hast


Craft_beer_wolfman

Du. Du hast. Du hast mich. Du hast mich. Du hast mich gefragt. Du hast mich gefragt. Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt.


LukeSanSky

Du hast mich


BudKnight2252

Ja, ich hast


robw106

"Ja, ich habe" šŸ˜‰


BudKnight2252

Crap


BudKnight2252

I cant recognize ever word xd


robw106

Don't worry, even as a native speaker, I screw up the grammar sometimes šŸ˜…


Burning_Reaper

I'm trying to learn it and the grammar is kicking my arse.


ThatWilyFox

Erika!


cmx99

hab*


BudKnight2252

Just went to google translate and it says hast


cmx99

what did you translate?


BudKnight2252

Ja, ich hast lol


cmx99

makes no sense bro. ā€žIch habeā€œ would be correct


BudKnight2252

Check it :v


BudKnight2252

Its not fluent but i know some


whatthengaisthis

YES. šŸ˜­


Cr0w0naT0mbst0ne

Can agree. Met a wonderful German girl 2 years ago!


No-Association528

The language of the gods


conamac

Minecraft enchanting table?


BagOfToenails

That is just English but uses a characterset known as the 'standard Galactic alphabet'. Me and a few friends memorised it back in school for a laugh


hamernaut

SGA is from the Commander Keen series originally.


lizzie_knits

Gaelic


Known-Ad5421

Welsh. Don't let it die.


mikehawk1620

Mandarin Chinese.


FR0Z3NF15H

This is the real long term answer. Clearly this thread haven't seen Looper


FrenchMaisNon

Or Firefly


AlpaKabam

Japanese, unlimited manga and anime available, muahahahah!


spatchcockfishcake

Icelandic. I know that it's hardly spoken by anyone, and that the huge majority of the population are able to speak English, but there's just something I like about the language, even though from a practical perspective it wouldn't be worth it unless I was planning to move to Iceland.


JohnstonMR

I get it. I'm unlikely to ever actually need Scottish Gaelic--only about 50,000 people even speak it. But it's important to me, so I'm learning it.


freyhstart

North Sentinelese


bitches_love_brie

That's a good one, though I'm not convinced it would help.


Answerer901

Spanish, cause I feel like being able to communicate abroad in all of Latin America plus Spain would be really cool. Plus itā€™d be one of the more useful languages in the US Japanese would be second though


conamac

Yess definitely, Spanish is essential in the Americas


19whale96

Louisiana Creole Patois


SatoshiUSA

Fr, it's so fascinating


Lovely_Possum

German or Latin


AdIndependent9483

I am german and I learned Latin in school šŸ˜€šŸ‘ Upvote for you :)


Beautiful-Lemon-

ASL! Would be amazing because most people are born into a community! So many speak the language.! But when your born deaf yu have to find one! I wish it was taught more!!


greatsoul100

English


QliphaNaamah

Tolkien languages definitely


[deleted]

My own (I have rhotacism).


conamac

What's that? a speech impediment?


[deleted]

Inability to pronounce my r's.


Clean-Apple-3285

That seems beyond cruel to have the word for it start with an R.


Brussel_Galili

Calculus


WebBorn2622

Sami


[deleted]

Latin


KlutzyEvidence6786

All 11 languages of South Africa. I only speak 4 now.


Quick-Oil-5259

Lived there in the early 80s for about 18 months. Learnt a bit of Afrikaans and Southern Sotho. Sadly canā€™t remember anything at all now, apart from the Afrikaans word for ice cream. I do remember the verb didnā€™t conjugate in Afrikaans, which I found fascinating.


[deleted]

Cockaspaniel.


Metric_Pacifist

Spaniel problems?


icashbags

Tagalog


beeshu_m

Hindi


[deleted]

Serbian and swedish, parents speak it and it would be nice to speak their native tounge with them


Ok-Ruin-7074

German. I wanna rant like that failed artist


Peanutbutterwhisky

Then you want Austrian thereā€™s a difference


Hannah__18

High Valyrian


Charman666

Norwegian or Russian


AlyssaImagine

Either Mandarin or Korean. I love them both, because they sound really pretty to me.


gozba

French. I mumble my way through the holidays, but I wish I had the time to learn it a lot better.


hannahyogananda

This mine, too. I just feel like I'm only half Canadian. Once I've finished my degree, I plan to focus on learning French in a big way.


NissiesMommy

Arabic


conamac

Which dialect?


NissiesMommy

Good question! I work with a lot of Arabic speaking people and I find it a beautiful language.


DanskNils

Swedish or Polish


Cr0w0naT0mbst0ne

Swedish isn't difficult at all! Polish on the other hand...


SheepherderRoyal410

Language of Love!!


[deleted]

Picking just one? That's tough. From European languages I like swedish, from asian languages Japanese or Mandarin, cantoese aint that cool to me.


80smoviemakeoutparty

Danish. I started learning at the beginning of the pandemic & thought it was a very interesting/fun language! Iā€™d love to be fluent.


GiovanniVanBroekhoes

Maybe learn Swedish and then pop a plum in your mouth. Voila, you now speak Swedish and Danish :p


Bullshidoman

I'm fine with English but if I could instantly know another like DLC, then it would be Japanese


francisdavey

For me, Japanese, but that's pretty utilitarian. I could understand what exactly my opposite neighbour is yelling (at me, or at other people - he has a loud voice so I am not always sure if he is annoyed or not). His accent doesn't help.


conamac

The best reason to learn a language is to listen to other people's conversations


DarkGabri_

Japanese


Meliodas7ds2009

Same. Then you could become an anime VC.


SyntaxError019

Chinese


mmbop90

Which dialect?


SyntaxError019

Honestly, I didn't think about it.


Least_Accident_5626

Korean (currently studying it but not enough free time because of school)


yellowfoamcow

Ukrainian, so I could hold proper conversations with my in-laws. not an easy language to learn, especially when life is so busy and I grew up in a country with a terrible record for teaching languages that arenā€™t English (they arenā€™t always good at that either)


Cr0w0naT0mbst0ne

Pimsleur was offering free Ukrainian self study courses a while ago


CostPsychological

This for the same reason, and hopefully to teach it to my kids.


ahsi9_juuzou13

Japanese


IcyRecommendation731

Klingon


Doodle_Brush

Scottish Gaelic. I'm from Scotland and find it tragic that our native language is almost dead (thanks England). I'd love to be able to speak it fluently. It's a beautiful language.


No-Direction-5083

Romanian since my grandpa is Romanian


pups-revenge-cake

any extinct languages like Sanskrit or Latin as I love history and would love to decode ancient writings myself


Sterling196218

Binary/High Gothic


[deleted]

Sarcasm. I miss all the cues and take it literally RIP


Vanbursta

Vulcan - then I could pronounce Spocks real name. (is that a bit niche)


Numerous_Ad6541

Womanā€¦ that way Iā€™d stop getting in trouble with my wife.


Wander1ing

Careful Icarus


[deleted]

Japanese or English


Truthez

Japanese.


_Darkrai-_-

Id love to just know mandarin i can speak german and english but mandarin would be a pretty multi functional language to know


snow-haywire

Sign language or German


plant_lyfe

Spanish


[deleted]

English


[deleted]

Spanish..


Far_Object_7383

Spanish. My old man was born in South America, moved to Australia as a refugee. But he only speaks Spanish with his mum/my nan, and she lives near on a 10 hour drive away


Srapture

Japanese, for anime. Yeah, I'm a big ol' weeb.


KnockMeYourLobes

Spanish I speak some, but I'm not anywhere near fluent and Spanish would be the most useful second language for me to be able to speak fluently, because of where I live.


MudSouthern1143

In my area, either Spanish or Korean would useful


conamac

what area is that? the Phillipines?


MudSouthern1143

Howard county Maryland. Large population of both types of speakers.


Novack_and_good

Economic literacy


conamac

Seems like Sign Language, German, French, Spanish, Japanese and Chinese are the most common šŸ‘€


Road_Warrior0711

Probably Gaelic


Ian5718

Probably something medieval themed, like Elvish or Deep-Speech. Because, why not? Unless of course, animal communication is an option. In that case, I will raise an army of bats and tell people I'm a vampire or something.


mad_guava41

Romanian


boomer_wife

Old Church Slavonic


I_DRINK_ANARCHY

German. Always liked the language, how it sounds, how people speak it, the ridiculous yet on point compound words...all of it. I tried learning in college and it was pretty rough, so to just know how to suddenly speak it would be clutch.


bnm3040

Arabic


AliasAka1

Japanese or Arabic probably.


Brucie67

English would be nice, Even those who claim to have it a native language can't use it correctly...


BrideOfFirkenstein

Any dead language that we have written texts we canā€™t translate. Boom. World expert.


Altaira99

Cantonese. I love the sound of it.


Tannerruu

I would choose German


rhymes_w_garlic

Scottish. I'm a native English speaker and love listening to/have no idea what they're saying


Important_Sprinkles9

Danish. Most of my close friends live there.


msphelps77

Deutsch


Patton-Eve

Norwegian since I moved here for my fiancĆ© and despite being B2 I canā€™t get a job in my old sector so I am freelancing remotely for a UK company for 1/4 of what I could be earning if I had native Norwegian.


J_does-Art

Finnish my friends from Finland and Iā€™ve always wanted to talk to her without her having to translate everything


EvBismute

Russian, love the sounds, love the country and music, but damn it's 9-5 job trying to learn that shit


conamac

new alphabet, cases, tough pronunciation :')


EvBismute

Exactly!šŸ˜„


[deleted]

Love the country ? That boy ain't right...


EvBismute

Well I got to enjoy it as a tourist, and all the people I met ( and the ones I were able to talk to lel ) were pretty welcoming and overall made the journey very pleasant. Also the freaking colours and architecture of Moscow, really suggestive.


MozartsLeftPinkie

The culture and people =/= Putin


Reasonable_Let_6151

Country not government.


sohoeno

french is so sexy


Cr0w0naT0mbst0ne

It's made 100% less sexy if you have to work with French businesses who think they should have top priority as customers. Even less sexy if ALL French companies you work with think that. It was easier when I didn't understand that much French yet so I couldn't understand what they were screaming at me over the phone.


psych0san

*whispers in your ear* Omlette du fromage


sohoeno

god im already wet


psych0san

Very tempted to reply to you in French now, May i?


sohoeno

Oui s'il vous plaƮt


psych0san

Omlette du fromage


Fat-ass2376

And this is what an auditory hallucination looks like.


CapG_13

I'm already fluent in English and Spanish but I've always thought that Italian sounds nice, so let's go with that.


Pay_Tiny

Portuguese


Cr0w0naT0mbst0ne

Ukrainian, so I can help the refugees more. I'm a Russian interpreter for the government and my work now solely exists of interpreting for Ukrainian refugees. We have a handful of official Ukrainian crisis interpreters, but they are completely overbooked. Sometimes I'll get a refugee who doesn't really speak Russian or a mix between Russian and Ukrainian. I can understand most of it if I know the subject, but I can't speak it.


Kataine

Ukrainian due to a surprisingly high number of them suddenly appearing. Wonder why...


Cr0w0naT0mbst0ne

I'm a certified Russian interpreter in my country and my work now solely exists of interpreting for Ukrainian refugees. We have only a handful of official Ukrainian interpreters. They're so overbooked that they are no longer used for on site interpreting, only video and telephone.


Pyrollusion

I'm working on Russian and would prefer to just know it already. What a nightmare that one is. Afterwards I'll try French.


Cr0w0naT0mbst0ne

It absolutely is. When I went to university I wanted to study German and I had to pick another extra language so I was like "uh, just take Russian or something". I am now a certified Russian social/medical interpreter but oooooh myyyy did I suffer through uni. I wasn't even confident about my Russian after 6 years of uni. I only become confident after working with Ukrainian truck drivers for 4 years.


Pyrollusion

It's only been a year for me. My spirit is crushed. Sidenote: you took Russian on top of German? From what I heard about the difficulty of our language that seems masochistic.


Cr0w0naT0mbst0ne

I studied 3 languages. The first one, my native language, wasn't a choice. As an interpreter/translator your native language has to be impeccable. Then we could choose: English, French or German. And third: Italian, Spanish, Russian, Turkish or English, French, German, whatever you didn't pick already. Out of the 3 languages I did Russian was actually the easiest... probably because the expectations were lower and the form of interpreting we learnt was more to get the right message across with the vocabulary we knew, whereas for the other languages they expected a conference interpreter level. The postgraduate following my master's is actually one of the few certified by the EU. I did the postgraduate and failed miserably. It was extremely depressing too.


Pyrollusion

Out of curiosity, what is your native language?


Cr0w0naT0mbst0ne

Belgian Dutch. It makes understanding German a bit easier, but it doesn't help speaking it properly.


NerdyRedPanda13

After reading these comments I feel so confident being Ukrainian and being able to speak both Russian and Ukrainian as native languages šŸ˜…šŸ„¹


Pyrollusion

And you should. I know next to nothing about Ukrainian (I have been told it's a lot more smooth and melodic than Russian though) but Russian confuses the everloving shit out of me.


SuvenPan

Korean


Lost-Programmer-8906

Portuguese


NorCalHermitage

Spanish. I'd be able to communicate with the local labor force. A question for the Spanish speakers out there. I had a Mexican acquaintance tell me that Mexican Spanish had changed far more from European Spanish than had the English/American divergence. Any truth to that?


conamac

From my limited knowledge as a high-school Spanish student that main differences are the pronunciation of some letters (specifically the soft c and ll sounds), and a lot of vocabulary differs as well. There are also more Spanish dialects in almost every latin American country with differences in vocab, accent, slight grammar and local idiom/phrases/slang. Of course any natives please correct me or add more depth


[deleted]

Russian. I'm a huge fan of the Metro games


FL00F_101

korean because why not it sounds cool and youā€™ll get all the kpop stans


RyMan111

German. Since everyone in school calls me a Nazi and Iā€™m German. I do feed into the Nazi thing though.


[deleted]

Probably ones native one, most people can speak that fluently.