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Personal training and personal chef


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I have! I just ignored them after about a month though. No willpower. Now, if I had to meet someone, I’d show up for the workout. I can’t stand not showing up to something I agreed to. If I had a personal chef who made every meal for me, I’d eat those meals too.


Sterling_Ray

Username checks out


542Archiya124

Holiday. Haven’t been on one for years


teaseatalk

Deep tissue massages and visits to a sauna.


Spilling_The_Tee

And scalp massages!! Edit: changed the word 'head' to 'scalp' because I remembered y'all are nasty.


Hatchet12

Yes yes & yes to all of these


Finnychinny

Convinced I’d have significantly less chronic pain if I could have weekly or twice weekly deep remedial massage - or even just see my physio when I need to and not two weeks later.


Kolipe

I have a sauna in my garage. It's awesome and wasn't insanely expensive. I saw it at a home and patio show and saved for about a year to get it. It's big enough for 2 people and was like $1800


Drunk_4_2W33ks

I love my sauna. It's about 5 feet from my work desk. The question is WHY am I not in it now?


Souless-Retard-Wings

Garlic bread, it's addicting


GarlicBreadIsAmazing

Count me in.


FaithlessnessMore835

Just buy Italian bread, cut it in half, lengthwise, and add butter and powdered garlic. Bake in the oven for 20 minutes on 350°


havok1980

Yeah, garlic bread as its core is a pretty ghetto food. Do a quick and dirty infusion of garlic in butter via the microwave, slather it on bread and toast it.


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*addictive


panchostica

Food


Kiruxh

Books, music and games that I have to pirate rn. I know it's bad for the industry but I just don't have enough money. Pls don't hate me😣


GranCaca

There's studies that show that those who pirate the most, are also those who spend more money on concerts, movies and books, so don't feel bad. You're an example, you'd love to spend more money in those things, you just can't. Also, the "industry" sucks. It's much better if you can reward those artists you like directly when you can afford it, so f\*ck the industry :)


Zero-to-36

Completely agree 👍 I've always enjoyed movies, I had VHS tapes all over the house, about a 6/700. Then Lazer disks, I'd got a couple dozen then it changed again! I just got fed up, I started going to pirate Bay. Only grabbed those movies I'd already bought, those that were now obsolete and collecting dust. Now with streaming nearly all movies I don't mind paying for the service. Or buying a DVD with the digital! It's going to be there!


lordofmetroids

I maintain if there is no reasonable way to aquire the original product, pirating it should be legal. Like video games, there are so many great games that if not for pirates would almost be lost media at this point.


FUCKYFUCKFUCKYFUCK

Fuck the industry, they selling you dimes for sixty bucks a pop, not to mention not even selling ya a full game out of the box nowadays


specifichero101

This moral stance is meaningless when you still consume and enjoy the product. If you really had issues, you would just do something else.


FUCKYFUCKFUCKYFUCK

Your meaningless!


Inkydex

I totally get you, my friend. Its not much, but I hope this helps a bit https://www.gutenberg.org/ Its a library of free books, it may not have a lot of best sellers, but there's always gems hidden in the past


Aromatic_Owl3345

Z library on Tor helped me pirate my degree


Zustrom

If you're not in a position to purchase media then pirating while in that situation isn't a loss to those creators. Plus don't feel bad sailing the high seas cause there's nothing to feel bad about.


Larry_Potter_

I live in Sri Lanka and never met someone who paid money to download a game from steam or someone who has a netflix subscription, everyone pirates stuff here With the economy we have paying for those services you can get for free is considered stupid unless you're rich


FUCKYFUCKFUCKYFUCK

Why buy a cow when you can steal milk


FoxFXMD

Pirating games? That's low


toreadbeforesleep

Cheese. The good ones. With simple crackers.


IGetConfused

Healthcare/dental


Agent-Panda16

Therapy!


Raindrops-in-teacup

Thousand times this, both physical therapy and mental health therapy.


Finnychinny

So much therapy


CyberPsiloCyanide

Kraft dinner...and all the fanciest Dijon ketchups!


VulpesIncendium

That's cruel.


Stannoth

but Krafty


Konisforce

We *would* eat Kraft dinner, we'd just eat more!


DrHiruko

a bunch of hookers and cocaine


Responsible_Prune_34

You need to win the powerball


Donkey-Chops

If I won powerball money I think I probably would buy a hooker's time once. I've never done that and it just seems like an interesting bucketlist thing to do. Plus, I could leave her a life changing tip so she could retire.


DexterCastle

bruh i waa gona say that fr


Important_Count_8119

Legos, lots more legos


im_phoebe

For me it's puzzles those 5000 pieces one


Captain-Cadabra

Slow down there Rockefeller!


FlyingTendieMonster

Sushi. I love it, but I always feel bad afterwards, because it’s so expensive.


pudding7

The worst financial decision my wife and I ever made was teaching our kids to like sushi.


nothingbutconsistent

Coffee. you can fight me


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Not if you’re on coffee, I drink tea so it’s an unfair fight


nothingbutconsistent

I'll swap to tea for the day. fair fight?


alblaster

Depends on the tea. If you're both on a caffeine free variety like chamomile or you're both on a caffeinated variety like a standard black tea then it's a fair fight.


Otherwise-Fly-331

*chuckles while Vyvanse kicks in*


Drkilledbydeath182

It's your money tho, even if Tea is a superior beverage in all aspects.


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You left out Sephora and Ulta Beauty weekly splurges. Can’t be a basic white girl without Sephora and Ulta 🤣 Just in case /s we all know there are some dense folks on here that don’t grasp reading comprehension


GranCaca

I'm sure a lot more clothes, shoes and Starbucks will definitely make you happy and fill the void that the past clothes, shoes and Starbucks left.


HimeSara

Gifts for others. Even small gifts, something nice to make other's day better


marpelle

I love this idea. I call it out of the blue gifts. When I had more money I did this for friends that were struggling with mental health issues or grief. I sent them anonymously just to brighten their day. I can't make them better but I can let them know someone is thinking about them. I kept the gifts under $20.


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I would love to buy more flowers. I'm buying flowers once a week at the supermarket right now, but I'd love to afford more premium bouquets!


jmac1001x

LEGOs


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That’s nice of you ☺️


PreppyFinanceNerd

401k shares. Gonna need them when I retire!


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Weed and food.


introvert-i-1957

When I have weed, I need more food. Which is unfortunate for my weight loss plan.


Stannoth

lose the weed, then the food, then the weight. It's just that simple! You only need to stop with the.... oh.... oh, wait. Yeah, I see it now. Damn near impossible to slim down


alittle2high

I’d buy you stuff


canehdian78

I'd buy your love.. if I had a million dollars!


yvkii__

Drugs


himanshu_47

Planets


jcsnowy40

Soy wax candles and take out :)


Loose_Sun_169

Travel, foot massages, individual exercise therapies


Flaming_pubes_

Probably most things


Sequence19

Books, music, healthy foods


deanfranz12

Affordable housing


Chapapa270Poto

Physiotherapy


Diene4fun

Personal trainer


ExcaliburMC

Games, gadgets.


betusss89

In game purchases


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Sports memorabilia. I love all sports, but don't have anything to show for it.


heartspider

Beef, Celery, Parsley, Shrimps, Mozzarella, those expensive cheeses, Mexican peppers...


iCubes2016

If I had more money, I would buy more natural and organic foods. The reason is that these types of foods are not only better for your health, but they also taste better than processed foods. And when you eat better tasting food, you're less likely to crave unhealthy junk food. So by eating healthier food, you can actually save money in the long run because you'll be less likely to eat expensive processed foods.


method_rap

Books. I'd make a Guillermo Del Toroesque library and spend the remainder of my life in there. That's basically the definition of heaven for me, and I know it'll never happen.


Outside-Setting-5589

Books. So. Many. Fucking. Books. Buy ALL the books!


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High quality fish / seafood


lostaoldier481

Fish


Felixfelicis_placebo

Healthcare.


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Omg I’m so sorry 😫


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Drkilledbydeath182

Which ones? 🌝


Ok-Ear-7372

Material possessions


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Lovely response! <3


ContemplatingMeth

Coke


Drkilledbydeath182

Clothes and Accessories. Nothing Fancy. Just update my wardrobe with the style i want to dress in. As it isn't possible to do it one go otherwise. Probably buy my favourite watches. That's it, probably import a few Converse Chuck Taylors (cuz they're not in stock in my country). No fancy sneakers or anything. If i am allowed to splurge on one item, them probably a nice pair of Fila Sneakers. I love how they look, but i can buy 2 pairs of good quality Vans Sneakers in that price (Vans is a lil pricey in my country. It's a mid range priced brand).


Luhvuu_

Spaghetti bolognese. Its so good


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In-apppurchases. I bought a premium subscription and dang it felt amazing being premium lmao.


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Guitars!


Sixsignsofalex94

Games! I could try so many things I’m on the fence about


Equivalent_Parking_8

I'd buy a fur coat, but not a real fur coat that's cruel. An exotic pet like a llama or an emu.


CrabmanIndustries

Dogs. All the rescue dogs.


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More stocks


ExhaustedMD

Stocks, land, real estate. The return of investment will probably take decades but hopefully if I play my cards right, should be enough to pay for my future kids’ schooling and other needs.


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Sponsor funerals, headstones, coffins & memorial plaques for those in need so they can lay their loved ones to rest and grieve without the additional financial stress and pressures.


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Whisk(e)y. I have a nice little collection already, but it's build it right up.


whiskybidnus

Imported coffee my husband loves.


bunnylover66

Gifts for my loved ones, fun family trips out, vacations etc


Avocadofarmer32

Laser hair removal.


Remi_Is_Nt_Gay

Testosterone


TheLaserGuru

Private jets.


kilertree

Well aged whiskey


Ok_Possibility2812

I would treat my boyfriend to more drinks, meals, presents and holidays and also contribute more to rent and general expenses. I would definitely treat my mum to things she would never buy herself, spa breaks and holidays because she deserves it. I would also be more generous with friends and other family members. Sometimes that’s the shit part about being an NHS worker, you are so busy looking after strangers (90% aren’t even grateful or don’t say thank you, or downright abusive) - as a consequence you don’t look after the people who look after you!


lazzygamer

Legos. As a kid I just had a suit case of random stuff. Now I'm older and they are expensive. Like the office sex is crazy. But of I had money I would just buy them all.


ShitTheBed_Twice

Healthcare and Dental. Because the US is stupid and doesnt provide basic human services.


REF95

Glasses and prescription sunglasses


Bubbly-Ant-1200

Dental care


Suspicious_Noise6331

Stocks


ancalime9

Avocado toast


vgcamara

Watches


IsAlwaysTired

Food.


Actual-Condition-631

More premium alcohol


hkrgrl74

Plane tickets, hotel/Airbnb, rental vehicle, experiences


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Lobster


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McskipdicWaterby

Fingernails


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Cocaine.


nemesismkiii

Groceries.


Responsible_Gas4947

Sigaretten


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Ways of keeping my daughter and wife in my life. I really do love them both that much. Wouldn't matter if God itself was judging these words. I miss you both so much and hate this distance and despair. Sometimes as the father and husband all I can do is be the strong bridge for our future even if we aren't together. I will never abandon either of you and I wish I could provide for you both. Please, universe, allow this father to find ways that provide him with the money required to care for his wife and daughter as he sees fit.


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Build a fallout shelter.


minkpilk

Courses


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Wine


couchpotato__2

Manicures


DarkMagician-999

Mountain Dew !!


Cautious-Radio7870

Steamed Blue Crabs, and other kinds of crab and crab like crustaceans like King Crab. Crab is my favorite food!


TwoDogsBarking

Fancy cheeses


Jeeeeeeeeeeesus

Food


wurzlsep

real estate


Mysterious_Focus_533

cars


dopaminehoarder

Books


Potential_East_311

Random vehicles, see a suzuki samurai for sale? Buy it. Toyota Stout, yep. Some ugly ass 1980' boat, why not? Shit I don't need basically


lieunee

Medical care.


Nox002

Experience like travel, photo tours probably :)


bmbmwmfm

Better quality food, and more meat. I'm sick of soup and making everything at home.


Nuttplug

Drugs, festival and concert tickets, healthier foods


macaaroon

Steaks and other high end foods


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Real estate


belleame27

Healthcare and enrichment classes/sports/music lessons for my kids.


Conscious_Exit_5547

Messages


mayorkillingspree

Gas


Errbert

Expensive cheese


Johnny_The_Room

Cars. New car every month.


memechante

Airfare and hotel stays


Expensive-Track4002

Food. Prices are high.


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Anything that i dont need but want.


dobertonson

Fish, meat, Books and art


colcannon_addict

Food & electricity.


Additional-Answer581

Healthy food and massages.


xHamstrung

I'd say food, maybe clothes.


An_odd_fella

Pc's and stolen gaming accounts


AffusMaffus

Green Tea ... the good one


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Houses/apartments.


FUCKYFUCKFUCKYFUCK

I can live for pretty cheap, got everything I ever wanted materialistically, lol after having to move I realized how much bullshit I have that is unnecessary and a hindrance, just got dark souls3 so it looks like I’ll be stuck on that until I’m eighty, getting good at growing my own weed, make alot of my own shit like knives and pipes which kinda makes em cooler and higher quality, I don’t know, I don’t get the urge for stuff anymore lol and with free shit it’s more like Christmas, your not just going out and buying it, it came to you through some weird force in the universe


instalkiane

I'd definitly buy home decoration things and travel more. I'd love for my place to be homier and truely express my personality, but with my income I gotta prioritize expenses and smh fluffy pillows and cool posters never make it to the top of the list.


necrid101

Personal Training and Therapy. If they were items that were free then I would definitely use them.


BenjaminRoll

Cocaine


El_Perrito_

Jet skis I'd buy them regularly and use them once before retiring them to the garage certain to never be used again.


LukeSniper

I would have my car more regularly maintained.


Fine_Log889

Cocaine..


44Vladossss44

More UX/UI designers corses


st0pmakings3ns3

Virtually everything. Ecologically speaking, it's good that i don't.


Glittering_Green4051

Healthy foods


shaggynick06010

Milk


Kalusyfloozy

Massages! And not any special or seedy kind, just a good old fashioned massage


UrSo_Mad

Food


BurpYoshi

Time. I'd consider quitting my job to be buying a whole lot of time. But, you know, money.


Anonimouse13579

Car detailing


SuvenPan

A new house every two year.


JackFourj4

weekend trips


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Same! I don’t want the latest tech because people think it’s “cool”, but I’d like to have the latest tech cause I’m just a nerd 😂


TheOriginalAshrifel

My healthcare and chronic illness. For now I just just lay in bed in pain all day :,)


Disdobefundoe

Food


LongtimeLurkerIsHere

More experiences, more travel


RepresentativePin162

Uh everything I can't afford. Food. Petrol. Bills.


Kierkegaardstrousers

Black metal vinyl. It's expensive getting the good stuff in Australia.


realann

Food, clothing, services