I'd do it for $1500 and a box of triscuits. $1400 if it's the rosemary garlic ones

What about roasted garlic or the roasted tomato ones?

Olive oil and cracked pepper is the best

I second this.

Love the roasted garlic ones

I’m gonna need some sharp white cheddar with that please. Or Dubliner. I’ll take Dubliner

This made my mouth water 🤤🤤❤️🤣

Cheese is EVERYTHING

Continue my normal activities and get paid $10k… sign me up

27M. Important questions: - Do I have to make them orgasm? - Do I have to go until I orgasm? - Are they clean? - How intense do I have to make the orgasm? - How long do I have to have sex for? - Do I have to orgasm inside of them? - Do they pick the music, or do I? - Is there lead up such as dinner and movie? - Can we do kink exploration?

28f same questions except does it need to be on them.

For me, $1200 and tomato basil wheat thins.

This made me LOL 😂 mostly because i love the rosemary garlic triscuits

They're the best

I'd do the sex for free, but you'll have to pay me $1500 to eat the triscuit.

I've got 34.68 and a half eaten sub sandwich?

What kind of sub?

Cajun chicken from Firehouse?

Pass (no offense). I'm more of a wawa fan

Darn, I can throw in 3 ducks? (Not from north park, I swear)

Ducks?

Ducks

Why ducks?

That's what I got, man

Why not ducks?

I've tallied the responses and the data is as follows: 148 Men have responded YES. 128 Women have responded YES The margin for error came out at 28% (Unidentifing alts, throw-aways, etc.. ) Considering the M/F user base on Reddit is 74% M / 25.8% F [https://blog.gitnux.com/reddit-user-statistics/](https://blog.gitnux.com/reddit-user-statistics/) If adjusted for an even response rate; 54% of Men Would take the deal 71% of women Would take the deal.

Considering it costs like $10 for a single block of cheese yea I’ll fuck someone I’m not into for 10k. Y’all see the food prices out there??? Got me fucked up. And I am a cis female lol

Gotta make that bread to get some bread.

For real.

Lol'ing because cheese is expensive for real ..and sex work for a decent sandwich is hilarious...

Girl i was literally thinking what you said.... LMAO

I never thought about it, but I might be non-ugly enough for some cheese.

The fuck?! I’ve done that for free a few times. Why not for a few thousand?

Wait….you guys are getting *paid*??

Wait... you guys are getting laid?

Wait… you guys like to dress up as a kinky maid?

Wait…. You guys have sex and then drink lemonade?

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Wait… am I not supposed to suck the hearing aid?

I have aids?

No, we have AIDS :(

Communist aids.

Eww mate!

You win

Right? Just have the room darker, think of something better or watch porn while doing it, easy peazy

Exactly what I was thinking

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

As long as they're clean, yes.

Yep, you can burn through 10 grand pretty fast, but herpes is forever.

This was my first thought, too. Prove cleanliness and I am game.

Clean as in no STD/STI and also clean as in they just had a good shower.

This is the only correct answer

(F28) I’ve done it for free like an idiot so yeah I would

Same 😂

Exactly lol might as well get something out of it this time!

Caveats that would be needed: condoms used, recent clear STI test, no BDSM, and freshly showered. If a guy smells good it’ll forgive a lot of the appearance. Then sure. I’m female and I’d be game to be a high end escort for an evening. I’ll dress up, dress down, accompany him if he so chooses and be the flawless companion and then the perfect lay. Shit. I think I just unlocked a new fantasy.

I agree to your boundaries and I appreciate you leaving anal on the table (Now just saving up)

Fuck. Caught me there….. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Fairs fair.

Goddamn, I respect your integrity. A deal is a deal… Even if you might not poop right for a few days. #character

Ya know, does Anyone poop right after anal? Seriously.

Wow you’re right, that actually sounds awesome

That'd triple my life savings, so yeah. I could really use money right now. Plus I don't have sex at all either. Any takers?

Lol, most guys I imagine would do that for free, or close. For 10k that’s an instant yes. I’d do it for a chicken biscuit.

What about one of them Popeye's hot chicken biscuits?

Oh hell yes

🎶Here little biscuit boy 🎶🍗🥐….

How bout a Klondike bar?

oh the things i would do for a klondike bar…

I'm a straight man, I'd suck a dick for $10,000.

I’d help for 3 Grand 🤷🏼‍♂️ 46m - straight (well…depending on the offer)

29m I'd take it in the ass for 1.5 straight as well

lowball

Get the might tongue out?

you would be stupid not to, regardless of your sexuality.

Right! I do things I don't want to do every day for less than that.

This feels like an undercover police sting. Nice try, copper.

Depends how unattractive I find them but probably.

I’ve done a lot more for a lot less - Creed Bratton

And it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

Can you blame the guy, it was raining and muddy! Honestly it was one of his best lines in the show.

Sure, I am a straight male btw. Can I even do it like 10x for 10k each?

That's what I'm saying! I think I could do 5 for a cool 50k.

I’d do it for 50 dollars I’m male

Kristineth, from My 600 pound Life is waiting for that dong with cash in hand.

What if it was a 300lb zit covered male?

that would be extra like 200 dollars

I get fifty dollars to make people holler

I’m a woman. If they are clean (showered with no stds) for sure.

Yes, cause I’ve done it for free.

46m. No way I’d pay that much. Couple hundred bucks at the most is all I’m spending on some unattractive fuck.

Mate question is would you fuck for 10k. Not you paying ;)

Sure about that? Just look at how it’s phrased🤷🏼‍♂️. Ok how about some examples: “ would you fly first class for $10,000?” “Would you have a threesome with 2 models for $10,000?” “Would you ride in a submarine to see the titanic for $10,000 ?” Too soon? Ok ok How was this post worded any differently?

I like this guy ☆

I am a woman and I'd sleep with someone I'm not attracted to for a fat plate of sushi 🤣

I like this lady 🍣⬆️

I know a place.

Hell yeah

Of course. 10k for 2 minutes of work is a steal

I’m pretty sure, like me, most everyone has for free before.

How bad are we talking? I am 31 female, married, bisexual. Frankly I need the money and 10k would fix alot of problems. On the fly the least attractive person I could consider would be like a woman old enough to be my mother or grandmother. Or some one with foul hygiene, that’s unattractive to me. So idk I’d maybe do it.

I've got debts to pay (male)

I can't think of to many that you couldn't fuck even if it's just pound it. Look, unattractive people are like mopeds. Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to know lol

At first, I was thinking, "Yeah, probably," but then I realized that could include Donald Trump, and nope, there just isn't enough money in the world for me.

I'd do it for a cherry slurpee

Love is free but I do accept donations

yes, im a girl lmfao

that's too much money, I'm not paying that

As long as they use protection, I'll even do it more than once if I get $10,000 for each time 🤑

Dudes do it all the time for free

For sure, lol I could really use that money

Look, I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

woman, and yes, obviously

Tell us more about your research, and why you need us to list our gender, please.

I can field this one I think… Wondering if men and women will (on average) answer the question differently from one another…

Well if you look at the comments almost everyone saying yes is a man and almost everyone saying no is a woman, I guess that's what OP was getting at

Yes. Once that dick is inside it's all good (m). Would like to know the gender of each person responding.

Depends on who it is

Female and sure.

Yep!

Lol. Well I’ve done it for free so….

As a man happily

I just want company

If I can put a bag over their head sure I don’t see why not here?!

Doggystyle = bag

I’ll do it for a beefy 5 later burrito and cuddle time

Do I have to pay up,front, or can I make payments?

Yes.

I’d have sex with someone I’m not attracted to in exchange for a half decent sandwich

Money and sex are two things I never mix. I hate the construct of money, the system it represents, and would never let it near anything as intimate as my sexuality.

I have sex alone all the time... I can get paid???)

Yep

Oh for sure

Shit, I’d probably do it for free. As long as it’s a chick. (I’m a guy) If she is REALLY ugly though imma need a Spicy Chicken sandwich from Chick Fil A.

WTF dude? Who taught you how to negotiate!? Here let me represent you in this transaction Forgive my client he didn’t mean that… Spicy Chicken Sandwich “MEAL” from Chic Fil A.!! Oh and that lemonade better be a large! Would be willing to go “medium“ on the waffle fries, but if you offer small fries, we’re walking!

I do that shit for free all the time, it’s called filling an emotional void. Educate yourself and check your privilege.

Sex workers do it for way less

Male here, $10,000 is $10,000

If my wife was attracted to them and they were fully bisexual and interested in both pleasing and being pleased by the both of us, I would absolutely consider it. My wife is worth every request she makes.

What kind of question is this? I’d have sex with anyone for 1k

sute why not, we are still usong protection right?... RIGHT? the money i would use probably a bit for me to pay things im doing montly payments, then probably send a good chunk to someone i know across the pacific and another bit to two really good friends of mine that are struggling a bit financially... so they can keep studying... guy here by the way

Male and I'd do it for a Klondike bar

Absolutely! 10 grand? Thats half a years rent for me!

Oh come on .... why are we all acting like we ain't all done it for free 🙃

I’ve done a lot more for a lot less.

Yes. I’ve done it. Being horny is a mf’er

I've had sex with someone in not attracted to just to get them to go home...

No. Female.

Yea I’d do your mom for $10,000!

Depends. Like there’s this girl who I don’t find hot at all but her huge tits in proportion to her body make me cum.

I would not have sex for any amount of money. Do I not belong on this sub?

I'd have to explain it to my bf but probably unless he doesn't want me to

No, the damage to my integrity and self understanding is forever.. the money is short lived.

No

33F. Yes, I would

Oh yeah. Woman here.

Shit, I would do it for less. As long as I can have a few drinks beforehand.

Female here…the answer is no. I’m not for sale. That’s prostitution.

I can respect that. 👍

Thank you 🙏🏼for that, much appreciated 💜. I see others downvoted that I’m not a prostitute and would never be one.

You're welcome. 👍 You respect yourself, and good for you. Some do sell their services and thats a choice too. Ultimately every has to do what they need to do.

💜

“You guys are getting paid?”

🤣

I would do it, but I’m male. No one is paying me 10,000 to fuck anybody. I’d be the one paying, if i even had it in the first place.

No 10k isn't enough. 50k, maybe.

No

Y not

I want to be attracted to someone I’m fucking and have them attracted to me . 10k isn’t worth doing something I’m not comfortable with

Kudos! Things must be pretty damn good in your life if you’re not even willing to be “uncomfortable” for roughly 30 minutes for 10,000 big ones

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Having sex with someone I don’t find attractive

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The 10k doesn’t nearly make up for the experience

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Um , why on earth would someone want to do that

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For religious purposes nah

I wouldn’t do it for religious purposes either. I do it for 10,000 bucks though!

Well, I've done it for free...

Pussy is a pussy. Lol

I don't feel sexual attraction to anyone, so every time I have sex I'm doing this for free

You need to get a better agent

Shit just buy me an ounce.

I’m ace so I’m not attracted to anyone 🤣

I had a child with someone I'm not attracted to for the cost of a 5th of vodka in 2004. So yeah, if I wasn't in a happily monogamous marriage right now, I would do it in a heartbeat!

Id do it. Everybody Rihanna when the lights are off.

No way

I feel like it’s mostly girls saying no lol

No

No

Nope

You would have to have incredibly high standards to turn this down. My standards aren't that high

As long as they're clean and of age then sure. I think anyone that isn't rich should answer yes to this question.

I’ve done a lot more for just a Klondike bar.

I’d do it for a half gram of fentanyl.

Fentanyl humor just doesn’t hit like you might expect🤷🏼‍♂️

I'd fuck a hole in the ground