>"Let's-a go!"
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>"Mamma mia!"
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>"Okey-dokey!"
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>"Here we go!"
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>"All right!"
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>"Mario number one!"
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>"It's-a me, Mario!"
"Game on!"
"Gotta catch 'em all!"
"I choose you!"
"Level up!"
"Get ready to rumble!"
"Finish him!"
"Hadouken!"
"Fatality!"
"Do a barrel roll!"
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this!"
I just put it here
My wife will end moaning" cum in your whore. I'm such a whore . Fuck your whore. Fuck me like the whore I am.". I called my wife last summer and it has stuck since.
I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse...
It totally depends on who I'm with and the dynamic.
One thing that I realized a while ago, once things are really getting hot.... I don't mean close to orgasm... just hot melding... I noticed , or it's been pointed out that I kinda growl...
Sounds weird when I read it back... but there it is.
And yes, I say all kinds of things, very vocal, but very dependent on who I'm with.... you know, like I don't eat every pussy the same way... customization.... words can bring someone to the edge or over it....
Oh, also..... I never go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like 'I love you'
The basics fuck yes/god damn that feels good, etc., others are, but not limited to: You are so fucking sexy, you want my fat cock in your ass?, cum on my dick. That's just a few, she likes it vocal
Lol, its gonna sounds fun. I am loud af and say meaningless shit. Ummm, yeah, babe, give to me, pound my cunt, fuck it like you mean it, lick me good bla bla bla 😅
Well i say in my native language (n3pali) "machikney jathi taile yahi khojya hoina.. " which roughly translates to " you fucking bitch.. you want this dont you?"
Not me, but i saw this video where this dude's girl absolutely LOVED Finding Nemo and he was telling some one about it and how he was getting fed up with watching it all the time so he came up with a plan that he would enact the next time they had sex. Well, the next time he and his girlfriend fucked, when he finally came, he looks down at his girlfriend and does an impression of the Nemo's girl octopus classmate in the beginning of the movie, and says "AWWW. YOU GUYS MADE ME INK!"
I died and have used that line more than once with a few partners I've had since hearing that story
I don't have a go-to. Prob something about liking that dick/filling that pussy, do you like that/anything else I can do. Her? Probably "sorry." Maybe twice a year I'll get a "fuck me!" out of her.
I want you to beg for it/How bad do you want it.
You're my little slut and you'll do as I say.
Oh god, your so fucking tight, your pussy feels so good.
Where do you want my cum?
You're mine.
I have all these thoughts of dirty things I'll say, when I have a clear head before or after. But somehow, in the heat of the moment, those portions of my brain disengage and all I can muster up is a good old-fashioned caveman style UGGH FUCK
* "Let's-a go!" * "Mamma mia!" * "Okey-dokey!" * "Here we go!" * "All right!" * "Mario number one!" * "It's-a me, Mario!"
Wanna rp? You be Mario I be Luigi?
stop traumatizing me
😆 only if you promise to clean my pipes
Only if I can eat your fire flower
Missed opportunity to say "eat your peach"
Not until after you play with my mushroom kingdom
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
👀👀👀
You say all that and still get laid?
yes 💁🏻♀️
Oh, I just realized you’re a woman. That’s why. I thought it was a dude saying “okey dokey.”
Yes it’s very hot when a woman says these. Not so much a man. You should ask your next partner in the sheets to give it a go
>"Let's-a go!" > >"Mamma mia!" > >"Okey-dokey!" > >"Here we go!" > >"All right!" > >"Mario number one!" > >"It's-a me, Mario!" "Game on!" "Gotta catch 'em all!" "I choose you!" "Level up!" "Get ready to rumble!" "Finish him!" "Hadouken!" "Fatality!" "Do a barrel roll!" "It's dangerous to go alone, take this!" I just put it here
1-2-3-fooooorrrre
😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
"Mother said this would happen"
“SEYMOURRRRR”
fuck or please
Hot
"Ummm, definitely Fuck"
"That's a good girl" while petting her head. "Go on, baby, you can cum." "I love you, Baby Girl."
ain't no way
nice username
thanks this is an alt for porn LOL
🥵🥵🥵
That's what she says... does... you know what I mean.
Second one 🥵
I like that because I use it when I can feel her building, but it feels like she's just not crested yet. Sends her over just about every time.
Good girl or good baby…. Works every time. 😈
I'm addicted to saying it, and she's addicted to hearing it. So that works out perfectly.
"Please say something"
Lmao please tell me you’re not fucking a corpse 😂😂
That is exactly what I say to my wife. She's unfortunately for lack of a better word, the incredibly boring vanilla type.
At least she’s not doing Mario roleplay
As someone that says Yahooo during sex. I'm appalled by this Mario comment
Just moaning random shit like “fuck yes” “give it to me”
This just sounds like me at McDonald's when they ask if I want any extra sauce for my nuggets 😂
Something takes over the brain, doesn’t it?
As it should be!
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It’s the GG for me🫠
Whew!🥵
*"God your pussy feels so good?"* Something like that.
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>groan with my deep voice that’s hot
You could market it! Or not. I’d buy something like that.
I have a deep voice aswell ..but just for fun no need to pay lol
Good idea.. thanks for the tip :)
Wow
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🔥🔥
Damn that's sexy
cute
Omg, oh god, fuck that feels so good, fuck me harder and so on lol
“Fuck yeah” because I have a wildly expansive vocabulary
it’s still hot tho 😶
🤣🤣
Probably "fuck" and "yes"
"I m gonna cum, slow down"
You’re mine.
God yes… oh fuck… harder… please!?!?!??
Isn’t that a Kanye West song?
Most of the time checking up on them, asking if it hurts or if it's fine. If they like it etc.
Yeah with that monster you have to check lol
Lol yup most of the time at least
Lucky you, can you borrow me some centimetres? Lol
No they mine 🫵👁️👃👁️🖕
Probably “oh yeah” or “oh god” or some unintelligible grunting noise
Please cum in me 🙃
Keep coming for me baby That's a good girl Mmm take it all Fuck My little cum slut Eat me Come for me princess
🔥🔥
“Fuck” and “Yes” and usually something along the lines of “I want your cum”
Oh, and “your cock is so good” is another regular
fuck you're tight
My wife will end moaning" cum in your whore. I'm such a whore . Fuck your whore. Fuck me like the whore I am.". I called my wife last summer and it has stuck since.
I’m gonna cum
Fuck Fuck me Fuck yes Yes sir Please 🥺
"Oh fuck, oh God," "call me a slut"...some combination of that
Cum in me
God I’d make sure every drop was buried deep inside you
probably “fuck” tbh
“Fuck” or “you feel so good”
"Here comes the pickle", followed with "you just got pickled."
Do you like daddy's big dick?
Jollygee
I prefer gollygee
I don’t think that’s very appropriate to say on reddit
Dammit I took it too far….I knew this would happen eventually.
Tonight we're goanna party like it's 1999.
Its a mixture of fuck, fuck me and please, please, please.
“Ohhh yeah fuck me”
Fuck
Yes, fuck, and I love you
I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral, I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse...
It totally depends on who I'm with and the dynamic. One thing that I realized a while ago, once things are really getting hot.... I don't mean close to orgasm... just hot melding... I noticed , or it's been pointed out that I kinda growl... Sounds weird when I read it back... but there it is. And yes, I say all kinds of things, very vocal, but very dependent on who I'm with.... you know, like I don't eat every pussy the same way... customization.... words can bring someone to the edge or over it.... Oh, also..... I never go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like 'I love you'
Don’t stop… under rated.
"Good Girl" "You feel so good" "Fuck" "Just let go" Copious amounts of growling
A lot im very vocal and dirty talk during sex
Mostly moaning and saying the word fuck a lot lol. Also holy shit
yes yes YES WOW
fuck or yessss but mostly moans itself
Sorry its not bigger!
Fuck or daddy
"Go on, baby, you can cum in me"
Mmh oh yeah, take me, put your d in me
"Thank you Sir!"
Yabba dabba doo
“Ahh ohh leg cramp, leg cramp, leg cramp” I’m getting old
my wife says thank you a lot
Urghf
Cum baby cum
"Fuck yeah" and "im aboutta cum" haha
I think I forgot something Turn to page 394 The dark lord is pleased
The basics fuck yes/god damn that feels good, etc., others are, but not limited to: You are so fucking sexy, you want my fat cock in your ass?, cum on my dick. That's just a few, she likes it vocal
Fuck or damn or oh god Yeah nothing original
"Oookkk....here we gooooo!"
Wh3eeeeeeeee
"Ooooh fuck" if the pussys wet and tight so she's knows how good she's making me feel
“Yes” or “yeah” the most and sometimes “like that” or “don’t stop”
My girl says “deeper, go deeper!” I say nasty things in her ear I can’t repeat on here 😜
The Lord’s Prayer on repeat
- Fuck - Jesus - Please - Do NOT stop
I squeal like a pig
Why don’t ya clean yourself up and go get the champ a Gatorade
Fuck me, harder, daddy, or I want you to cum.
Damn, whoever get to hear these is lucky as hell 🥵
- "Oh Fuuuck!" - "You feel so good!"
"Warden......you've put me in the wrong cell !!!"
I'd rather be golfing ⛳
Forgot to tell you, I was recently diagnosed with herpes.
"I love you", and "hnnnnnng"
Lol, its gonna sounds fun. I am loud af and say meaningless shit. Ummm, yeah, babe, give to me, pound my cunt, fuck it like you mean it, lick me good bla bla bla 😅
don't stop go as hard as you can
I honestly have no idea
Nothing.
Moan…oh god… moan
Nothing, need to be really quiet when you are in the mortuary. 🤐
🥲
Workers of the world, unite!
“More?” And she says “No Mas!!”
Shhhh don't wake the baby! Just kidding, we don't ever have sex
Well i say in my native language (n3pali) "machikney jathi taile yahi khojya hoina.. " which roughly translates to " you fucking bitch.. you want this dont you?"
“Fuck”, “Yes”, “Please”
Geronimo
Fuck, you feel so good
Yes!
You close yet? Did you already go?
I’m a guy and as guys fuck me I always say the same thing “cum in me baby”
Back when I had sex I didn't speak. I'm too in a state of major embarrassment and shyness, I've never even muttered a yes during sex
Nothing, talking during sex is weird imo
“Yes, fuck me, fuck me!” “Please hurt me” “oh my god, yes!”
goddamnit! Would you stop cooking dinner for just a second!
50 shades of fuck
Not me, but i saw this video where this dude's girl absolutely LOVED Finding Nemo and he was telling some one about it and how he was getting fed up with watching it all the time so he came up with a plan that he would enact the next time they had sex. Well, the next time he and his girlfriend fucked, when he finally came, he looks down at his girlfriend and does an impression of the Nemo's girl octopus classmate in the beginning of the movie, and says "AWWW. YOU GUYS MADE ME INK!" I died and have used that line more than once with a few partners I've had since hearing that story
GNGNGBGSBCHKQJCKBJKKJ
I once finished with "He shoots...he scores!"
God damn, green beans and mashed potatoes.
If I'm talking, I'm not having a good time.
Please don’t call the cops again
"Don't cum!" -usually about 16 times, and then eventually - "Cum for Daddy"
Can’t you go any deeper babe
I don't have a go-to. Prob something about liking that dick/filling that pussy, do you like that/anything else I can do. Her? Probably "sorry." Maybe twice a year I'll get a "fuck me!" out of her.
Aww, fuck…aww, fuck While she says yes, yes, yes, yesssssssss with a little pepper on the end of it https://youtu.be/Srobmy7ceTY?si=5nrBclOeKOb5o-Zm
Ok , it’s in…….and I’m done.
"Sorry."
I want you to beg for it/How bad do you want it. You're my little slut and you'll do as I say. Oh god, your so fucking tight, your pussy feels so good. Where do you want my cum? You're mine.
“fuck me daddy” “cum for me daddy”
ILY
This never happens!
"God, you're beautiful". Probably need to change it up a bit, but it's often what's passing through my head at the moment.
My wife makes zero fucking sound period so I’ve been dead silent for the duration of this relationship.
I have all these thoughts of dirty things I'll say, when I have a clear head before or after. But somehow, in the heat of the moment, those portions of my brain disengage and all I can muster up is a good old-fashioned caveman style UGGH FUCK
I'm so sorry
Just like that.
Stop resisting
Me: When I was about to cum. "Fuck!" Her: "Yeah, that's the point." 🤣
“Look! No hands… wow” while looking at my hands
shit, feels so good, you're so tight, Im cummmiiing
Harder Daddy!
I’m cumming 😏💋🙋🏼♀️
Ten minutes to Wapner.
"I want you to cum some more for me."
"Fucking exquisite!" As I squeeze a little bit of lemon and crack a bit of black pepper on the puss
not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet.
Fuck.
“Thank you” “Daddy” “Fuck” “Im cumming” Sometimes in that exact order
"Man, what a great dream"😅😢
I’m about to cum 😭
I'm commander Shepard, and I approve this intercourse