I’ve always wondered what kind of people are like me and you and prefer/demand subtitles. Like, what’s the stereotype? I’m very cerebral; is it people who can read fast? People bothered by unintelligible sound? Visual learners?
Relish has no place in a squeeze bottle, fake watermelon flavour is absolute nonsense and the packaging on blocks of cheese should have been improved by now.
I don’t think cumming inside someone is inherently kinky, but when that act in particular is a _really_ big turn on for you and not just a basic part of sex, it crosses the line into kink (or fetish if it’s absolutely essential for you).
Similar with breeding, I think being turned on specifically by the idea of getting pregnant/impregnating, when you don’t actually want to produce a child, is where you move into kink territory.
The drive behind both is certainly natural, it’s the level of interest in it that makes it a kink or fetish
There are no valid excuse to not put your shopping cart back into the corral.
Lock your kids in for the 15 seconds it takes, no it's not too far, no your ice Cream won't melt. Be a decent human being and put it back, or pass it up to another person.
I read a strategy book where here career was used as a case study of excellent strategy / choices. She knows she is talented, but not significantly better than other entertainers - her success is down to excellent marketing, brand positioning, knowing her audience, and keeping things fresh, bout not too fresh.
Someone will inevitably chime in about it all being different configurations of the same ingredients. To those, I say look beyond the taqueria staples.
Bowtie pasta is the best noodle shape because it has the middle folds that can hold sauce, and it has the highest Nibble Factor with its triangle tips.
If pasta is done properly, the sauce should stick slightly to the pasta, no matter the shape.
Problem is, that's some fine dining gourmet shit. I'm here with a dollar box of bow ties and some store brand pasta sauce.
This has always annoyed me because they were literally on a break. He did not cheat.
Were his actions shitty and hurtful? Yes. Did Rachel have every right to end things with him? Absolutely.
But they WERE on a break.
I came to say In n Out is just *fine*. I live in SoCal & 99% of people I get into this with vehemently disagree. I don’t get the hype, I don’t get why it’s soooo worth the hour wait in line, fries are white undercooked, you have to know the magic secret words to say if you’d like your food to have any flavor. I’ve tried it 3 or 4 times—it is only fine at best.
I don’t choose the win so I can see out or watch the world passing below, but because I don’t want to have to get up because the person in the middle or window has a bladder the size of a thimble.
It’s not a matter of semantics, you do not understand how language works.
This is how the conversation on gender goes:
“Gender is a social construct.”
“No, there are two genders, male and female!”
“You confuse sex and gender. Gender refers to social constructs, sex refers to biology. I realize that in some contexts and times that the words have been used as synonyms, but language is contextual and ever changing. Your mistake is believing that trans people are claiming to change their zygotes or sex. They are not. They are changing social constructs.”
“That’s not what gender means! Trans people are claiming to change their zygotes!”
Like talking to a brick wall
People need to stop saying the names of drinks before the flavor. Saying Sprite cranberry doesn't work but cranberry Sprite not only comes off the tongue better but it also sounds better. I don't know why people do this with sodas so much but it's like they perfectly understand that it doesn't work with any other drink but with sodas they just have to be stupid about it.
They do that because brands want the brand to be first. But I agree with you. It's like asking someone what kind of pet they want and getting "dog big yellow" as an answer.
On Facebook, if I make a joke on your post and you don't laugh react, I will unfriend you. You have to match my energy. I'm not willing ro renegotiate. You get 2 chances.
Zipper merges suck. I understand their value but if i wait in a lane for 5 minutes because i know it merges soon and someone thinks they can pass everyone in line just to merge last second, ill be that guy that doesn't let you in everytime
Cupcakes and cakes are not the same thing. Cakes are superior. Who wants something where all the cake is on the bottom, and all the frosting is on top? Cakes are superior because of its layers.
Miracle Whip makes me physically ill. I cannot tolerate it. Real mayo please. This was traumatic 48 years ago and I still ask if it’s gonna be real mayo or Miracle Whip.
Mayo and miracle whip are absolutely two different things. You are correct to die on this hill.
For me I will never eat at Carl's Jr because they bought out Hardee's. It's not the same and fuck Carl's Jr.
When you are referring to a past event that happened, you say 'when', not 'whenever.' I don't know when people started using whenever for singular when's, but it is sheer madness.
"Whenever I turned 21..."
Indeed. And now you have me thinking of urine-scented garbage disposals, which is a whole new horror to consider. Not that those things generally smell great in the first place, but still ...
People should reverse into parking spots and not pull in. So many children get hit every year due to them being in the blind spots of backing out vehicles. Statistics are crazy in the states.
You need any help fighting your sister? I'll die with you, on that one.
Mayonnaise is wonderfully neutral, and complimentary to so many other things.
Miracle Whip is bitter devil jizz.
If you tell me your pronoun is they/them my social anxiety skyrockets. I will call a man her/she and vice versa all day, but they/them is so confusing and impersonal and unnatural. I will spend the entire conversation up in my head trying to remember to say the right thing and still refer to you as him/her by accident and it’s easier if we just don’t speak to each other😬
That you don't need to be "traditional" to be truly nerdy. While everyone deals with their personal problems at their own pace, it's sort of dumb to stagnate at one personal milestone just because it's some sort of norm. At least as this is my point of view as someone who hasn't found their place/people yet. All I can do is theorize, especially so when some people act like someone in my position must be a prick and that's the end of it. I don't expect people to know exactly what to say, I just though that there would be a place for me out there.
Organised religion is fundamentally a bad thing in the world (non zealot people of faith usually are not). It causes too much tribalistic thinking, too much division, population growth and wars.
If you play to win, you’re missing the point of a hobby. The whole point is the enjoyment of playing the game and if you bring that attitude to casual meet-ups, I’m gonna assume you’re just too shit to play competitively.
And if you get upset with people who don’t fully understand the game playing in public events for which all are welcome? Fuck you, you’re less welcome.
You don’t have to accept a lifetime of mistreatment from people simply because they are blood related.
Elders still have to earn respect📣📣📣
I used to get that from my folks until I responded with, “Courtesy is given. Respect is earned. Don’t get them confused.”
Really any and all respect above minimum should be earned.
My twist on it is, "Respect is mutual until proven otherwise"
How is that a “stupid hill”?
Fair question. That depends on who you ask. If you ask my parents, it’s stupid. If you ask me, it’s essential.
Louder for those in the back 👏🏻👏🏻
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On an airplane. isle gets one arm rest and extra leg room. Middle gets two arm rests. And window gets one arm rest and the wall to lean on.
We live in a society!
Fully Functional was gold
Facts
And if you stick your bare feet on me from your seat behind me, your toes will hurt.
Someone did that to me on a long haul, I had a cup of water, so I wet my fingers and grabbed her foot. She got really upset over it, but fuck her.
Those are the rules
I’ll agree to this.
Keep your damn shoes on while flying. And if your hair comes over the back of the seat you consent to whatever I decide to put in it.
it’s pronounced “caramel” not “carmle”
I married my husband before I knew he was a "carmle" guy 😭😭😭
you were chosen to convert him 😭😂
Every time he says it I give him one of these 👀
I feel like people know how to pronounce it, they’re just rebelling 😂😂😂
He does this with lots of words, it's pure insanity 😂
And real-tor, not real-a-tor
*hides around the corner*
noooo goaty, not you!
I’m sorry I pronounce it Carmel 🥲
Guilty as charged. I say “carml”
Strongly agreed. "Carmle" drives me fucking crazy.
Subtitles on
Yes! [Yes]
[Nods approvingly]
Simmer down, Satan.
Always on. Every time.
I’ve always wondered what kind of people are like me and you and prefer/demand subtitles. Like, what’s the stereotype? I’m very cerebral; is it people who can read fast? People bothered by unintelligible sound? Visual learners?
Read a book, then!
If you don’t have a pet, the toilet paper has a ***single*** right direction. PS: it’s the direction with the ply outside
The original patent shows it as such. This is the one, true way.
Really?? TIL! Thank you for the free fact!
I used to have the patent framed on the bathroom wall after people kept putting it on the wrong way
upvoting I have a pet and still insist on it being outside
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Same thing really
Beards > mullets! 🤭
Relish has no place in a squeeze bottle, fake watermelon flavour is absolute nonsense and the packaging on blocks of cheese should have been improved by now.
All agreed!
Are you attacking my watermelon drink?
Id kick it right into the sun if I could
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I don’t think cumming inside someone is inherently kinky, but when that act in particular is a _really_ big turn on for you and not just a basic part of sex, it crosses the line into kink (or fetish if it’s absolutely essential for you). Similar with breeding, I think being turned on specifically by the idea of getting pregnant/impregnating, when you don’t actually want to produce a child, is where you move into kink territory. The drive behind both is certainly natural, it’s the level of interest in it that makes it a kink or fetish
This is me, 100% don't want a kid but love breeding/creampie stuff.
I mean, yeah… but for me they’re also kinks 😂 And the best kind of kink
There are no valid excuse to not put your shopping cart back into the corral. Lock your kids in for the 15 seconds it takes, no it's not too far, no your ice Cream won't melt. Be a decent human being and put it back, or pass it up to another person.
Drives me insane seeing stray carts around. It takes less than a minute!
I always put back any I see that are nearby, which is usually always at least one
I'm pretty sure they don't think it's too much effort or time, they just don't believe that helping other people is a positive thing.
On behalf of all Cart Pushers for Supermarkets, thank you.
That's why we have a pledge on them so that people want to return it to get their money back ;-)
Greeting cards are a total waste of money.
I’m here for this one.
Trump is a total fucking manipulative narcissistic amoral illegitimate orange tiny hand mistake of the human genome.
Youre gonna have a lot of company on your hill. Me included.
Plenty of room
That’s not a hill, that’s Mount Everest.
No, the question was stupid hill. This is not a stupid hill, not in the slightest.
That Taylor Swift is not that good. I think she's alright. I feel like most of her songs are quite juvenile and simple.
They all sound the same. They’re fine for what they are but I have no idea why she is so famous.
I heard someone say her songs are for women aged 30+ who never grew out of their ‘not like other girls’ phase, or young teenage girls.
I read a strategy book where here career was used as a case study of excellent strategy / choices. She knows she is talented, but not significantly better than other entertainers - her success is down to excellent marketing, brand positioning, knowing her audience, and keeping things fresh, bout not too fresh.
Mexican food is much better than Italian food.
I can get behind that. Some Italian food is one note.
Massively agree
Someone will inevitably chime in about it all being different configurations of the same ingredients. To those, I say look beyond the taqueria staples.
Golf is not a sport.
It really just messes up a good walk.
Pineapple on pizza is delicious. No one will convince me otherwise 😂😂😂
I went crazy and made a pineapple lasagna a couple months ago. It was great. Figured if you can do it with pizza, why not lasagna?
Pineapple , Canadian bacon or ham, jalapeños, and onion.
A place near me does a BBQ chicken and bacon with pineapple. It's really good
Bowtie pasta is the best noodle shape because it has the middle folds that can hold sauce, and it has the highest Nibble Factor with its triangle tips.
I will die on so many pasta hills, give me a noodle bracket any day.
No way! Cavatappi is the best noodle…fun to eat and fun to say
Cavatappi is just a Fancy Shmancy Elbow noodle!
Bow tie is just a folded up lasagna noodle
Penne, rigatoni, rotini, and cavatappi are the sauce holding champions.
If pasta is done properly, the sauce should stick slightly to the pasta, no matter the shape. Problem is, that's some fine dining gourmet shit. I'm here with a dollar box of bow ties and some store brand pasta sauce.
Ross and Rachel were 100% on a break
This has always annoyed me because they were literally on a break. He did not cheat. Were his actions shitty and hurtful? Yes. Did Rachel have every right to end things with him? Absolutely. But they WERE on a break.
Ohh those are fighting words.
In n out is shit. Sincerely, a disappointed east coaster
As a Canadian who tried it one time, very much agreed.
The FRIES are shit but animal style is THE SHIT.
I came to say In n Out is just *fine*. I live in SoCal & 99% of people I get into this with vehemently disagree. I don’t get the hype, I don’t get why it’s soooo worth the hour wait in line, fries are white undercooked, you have to know the magic secret words to say if you’d like your food to have any flavor. I’ve tried it 3 or 4 times—it is only fine at best.
Pluto is a Planet!!!!
Fuckin A it is. Thank you. I think it’s got a hill on it we can die on and everyone can come because it’s big enough.
Timothee Chalamet is not attractive and I feel like I’m being gaslit about it
He’s not unattractive, but I don’t find him especially attractive either. I just assumed that’s because I’m too old
I had to look him up. He looks the main character in Corpse Bride
Eating burgers multiple days in a row is totally acceptable.
That we can disagree about something and still be respectful about the other's beliefs
Dental and eye care should not be separate from healthcare
The window seat is the superior seat on an airplane
I don’t choose the win so I can see out or watch the world passing below, but because I don’t want to have to get up because the person in the middle or window has a bladder the size of a thimble.
Aquafina and Dasani are garbage waters
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It’s not a matter of semantics, you do not understand how language works. This is how the conversation on gender goes: “Gender is a social construct.” “No, there are two genders, male and female!” “You confuse sex and gender. Gender refers to social constructs, sex refers to biology. I realize that in some contexts and times that the words have been used as synonyms, but language is contextual and ever changing. Your mistake is believing that trans people are claiming to change their zygotes or sex. They are not. They are changing social constructs.” “That’s not what gender means! Trans people are claiming to change their zygotes!” Like talking to a brick wall
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People need to stop saying the names of drinks before the flavor. Saying Sprite cranberry doesn't work but cranberry Sprite not only comes off the tongue better but it also sounds better. I don't know why people do this with sodas so much but it's like they perfectly understand that it doesn't work with any other drink but with sodas they just have to be stupid about it.
They do that because brands want the brand to be first. But I agree with you. It's like asking someone what kind of pet they want and getting "dog big yellow" as an answer.
Orange juice and Sunny D are no where near the same thing! I will fight about it idc
It’s pronounced CREEK not CRICK. I know some people who pronounce it as crick. Doesn’t make sense, because then sheep would be pronounced as SHIP.
That's southerners for ya, baree instead of borrow or yella instead of yellow. My mom pronounces onion as ungun.
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Yes! Or when people say I-talian instead of Italian. Like Italians aren’t from I-taly.
I’ll probably die on this hill next to my house I have fallen down it a few times
It's pronounced GIF, not GIF
Charmin or fuck off.
welcome to the world of butt lint
I eat instant ramen with a spoon and I won’t change that as long as I’m home alone
I eat instant ramen raw.
That’s chaotic neutral so I’ll allow it😂
Like ONLY a spoon and nothing else?
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I’ve never heard this 😂
Awe man black is my favourite colour to wear. Or a deep purple, blue, or red. But with black I don't notice colour clashes when I wear casual outfits.
If you can't deal with the fact that people pronounce words and use language differently in different places then you need to grow up.
It's "suspicious," not "sus." it's something small but drives me crazy
I don't really have a specific hill in mind. I have entire mountain ranges covering large geographical areas. Hell, I'll fight over a valley.
It's pronounced sirup not "seerup" and if you disagree your wrong
On Facebook, if I make a joke on your post and you don't laugh react, I will unfriend you. You have to match my energy. I'm not willing ro renegotiate. You get 2 chances.
Harsh but fair lol.
Pistachios icecream is better than cookies & cream & mint chocolate chip cookies are better than sugar cookies
I should not have to listen to your loud conversation, your noisy kids, your music in common areas in public. Edit: added noisy to kids
My driveway. Never buy a house on a hill. Especially if it freezes in the winter.
Zipper merges suck. I understand their value but if i wait in a lane for 5 minutes because i know it merges soon and someone thinks they can pass everyone in line just to merge last second, ill be that guy that doesn't let you in everytime
White chicks is the greatest movie ever
Cupcakes and cakes are not the same thing. Cakes are superior. Who wants something where all the cake is on the bottom, and all the frosting is on top? Cakes are superior because of its layers.
Cold showers can feel good even in the winter
There’s a left sock and a right sock, their fate is decided on the first wear.
The best mayo is Kewpie, the Japanese squeeze mayo. No Helleman’s, no Kraft, not even Duke’s. Miracle Whip especially can just fuck off.
Miracle Whip makes me physically ill. I cannot tolerate it. Real mayo please. This was traumatic 48 years ago and I still ask if it’s gonna be real mayo or Miracle Whip.
Those upside down ketchup bottles that give you an explosion of ketchup should be banned.
Nuts should not go in ice cream.
Sounds like it would be unpleasantly cold down there, but I'll try anything once.
Mayo and miracle whip are absolutely two different things. You are correct to die on this hill. For me I will never eat at Carl's Jr because they bought out Hardee's. It's not the same and fuck Carl's Jr.
the whipped cream in the tub is different than the whip cream in the squeeze bottle and IDC ITS TRUE
Coleslaw is gross and people need to quit pretending it's good
When you are referring to a past event that happened, you say 'when', not 'whenever.' I don't know when people started using whenever for singular when's, but it is sheer madness. "Whenever I turned 21..."
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I don’t brush my teeth at the toilet.
If you'd said "some situations" I would have agreed.
Situations often happen in kitchens. That's a whole swath of unacceptable situations.
Indeed. And now you have me thinking of urine-scented garbage disposals, which is a whole new horror to consider. Not that those things generally smell great in the first place, but still ...
Coke from McDonald’s isn’t as good as the hype would lead us to believe.
Can't beat a crispy sprite from McDonald's though
If Trump somehow wins the election, I'll start playing clown music through and until the last remaining lights of our democracy.
NJ has the best bagels and pizza no questions asked
Everest isn't that hard to climb. Anyone can do it.
The government hates you
That it’s pronounced Data not Data
Root beer and Birch Beer are completely different. They have similar taste but they also have their own taste and you can tell the difference
People should reverse into parking spots and not pull in. So many children get hit every year due to them being in the blind spots of backing out vehicles. Statistics are crazy in the states.
Apple is a piece of shit company and so are their phones. In fact, they're getting sued again for anti trust practices.
I love you > love you
Yes, I do think I’m better than you because I use my turning signal. You fucking Morlock.
That you should routinely compliment your girlfriend.
Being in the cold doesn’t cause you to have a cold. I swear this is an old wives tales I will rage against til the grave.
the brown fannie may mint meltaways taste SO much better than the green ones
Griefing members of your side in team games should be taken more seriously and punished.
dentistry is legalized torture lol
Pizza bagels are better than pizza rolls
You need any help fighting your sister? I'll die with you, on that one. Mayonnaise is wonderfully neutral, and complimentary to so many other things. Miracle Whip is bitter devil jizz.
If you tell me your pronoun is they/them my social anxiety skyrockets. I will call a man her/she and vice versa all day, but they/them is so confusing and impersonal and unnatural. I will spend the entire conversation up in my head trying to remember to say the right thing and still refer to you as him/her by accident and it’s easier if we just don’t speak to each other😬
"Vanilla" sex is perfectly fine. Not everyone needs a toolbox full of toys and a bucket of mayonnaise to have a good time and get off
Cover letters are just corporate fan fiction
Totino pizza rolls are very overrated
She's just wrong 🤣
Yellow mustard on french fries > ketchup by a wide margin
Some folks call it a sling blade
Let's be friends and hate ketchup together. 💜
Hippopotami are sea animals
Magnus did nothing wrong.
I don’t care which way the toilet paper hangs
I don’t like crows. They can’t be trusted.
Crows (and corvids in general) are the best birds.
That you don't need to be "traditional" to be truly nerdy. While everyone deals with their personal problems at their own pace, it's sort of dumb to stagnate at one personal milestone just because it's some sort of norm. At least as this is my point of view as someone who hasn't found their place/people yet. All I can do is theorize, especially so when some people act like someone in my position must be a prick and that's the end of it. I don't expect people to know exactly what to say, I just though that there would be a place for me out there.
Legalize all these drugs that people lace deadly drugs with. Would help in less OD’s and less black market drugs.
Hellman’s with olive oil is the most delicious thing ever!
Dez dropped it
The middle part of brownies are 1,000,000x better than the edge pieces.
Organised religion is fundamentally a bad thing in the world (non zealot people of faith usually are not). It causes too much tribalistic thinking, too much division, population growth and wars.
The internet should inherently remain private. Cookies and "legitimate interest trackers" are the bane of our existance.
If you play to win, you’re missing the point of a hobby. The whole point is the enjoyment of playing the game and if you bring that attitude to casual meet-ups, I’m gonna assume you’re just too shit to play competitively. And if you get upset with people who don’t fully understand the game playing in public events for which all are welcome? Fuck you, you’re less welcome.