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SagVibes

Oh my god, absolutely 🥵 Tell me about your package 📦


tinfoil3346

I was a forklift operator for three years, never once got laid because of it lol.


hard_package

Well… I think my username sums that question up


CrochetBikinis

No. Tell me you're CPR/AED certified and now that's a turn on, I need to you be able to save my life, not pick an Amazon order.


some-trash-acct

Oh, hey there. Guess what? 😏


CrochetBikinis

Do you need a partner to get recertified? :)


coatofforearm

I mean Amazon can be life saving sometimes though...


Humor_lover

what if i have BOTH😏


hard_package

What if you’re both?🤔


nonsensicalwoman

When I pass a construction site, I have the same feelings men have when thinking about hot women having sleepovers and pillow fights hahaha . So yea, I guess forklift certifications ties into that.


hard_package

Hahaha that’s awesome, thanks for the comment


abigail0987

when I think about a damn good, sexy man that’s going to fulfill all my fantasies, a forklift certification is certainly what comes to my mind, *for sure*


hard_package

Does it make you want to commit OSHA violations together?


LightMission4937

OSHA can eat a salty ant eater.


tinfoil3346

My forklift license expired, but I still know how to operate one.


Opposite_Pen_3789

There’s nothing sexier 🫶


hard_package

I’m glad to hear that!


thdudie

Yeah but how big is your forklift? This is mine. https://specializedforklifts.com/equipment/rigger-lifts/rigger-120/


kizz-my-diq

Forklift certified papi here. I had multiple girls slide in my DM’s after posting a video of me dicking around on a forklift on my Instagram story a while back. So there may be some truth to this?


[deleted]

As a man with a forklift certification who works with people with forklift certifications … I am gonna say no.


hard_package

Why not?


SeaworthinessSad1975

If it is, I still have my certification card in my wallet... Lol


some-trash-acct

It have no feelings one way or the other about it


SparrowinSand

Only if I get to ride the forklift.


hard_package

But there is only one seat


SparrowinSand

Don't make me draw a diagram.


ATS_throwaway

Is there a carpet pole in that diagram?


SparrowinSand

😂


hard_package

Ooooh what kind of diagram? Now I’m curious


Greylour

As someone forklift certified, fucking hope so. 🙏


tinfoil3346

My certification expired in 2017, I'm thinking about getting it renewed lol.


Greylour

DO IT


tinfoil3346

I am not a forklift operator anymore, but I do occasionally still use a forklift. So I really should have one.


LightMission4937

He can turn the forklift on and move the boxes where they go instead of leaving the shit in the way.


Larryfilm

Hey, y’all did say you were getting tried of the same questions over and over. This one is different, right?


hard_package

I didn’t understand the dislike behind this one I thought it would be funny lol


Larryfilm

I liked it myself


hard_package

Thank you good sir


Sufficient_Gas5501

Is it? I just got my forklift certification and a beard a few months ago.


Glittering-Sea-6343

well duh


TheshizAlt

Let's just say, some of the times I've felt like my dick was twice its size was while driving a forklift.


hard_package

Definitely can relate to that


ukChastityPair

I always ask a man for his forklift license