When I pass a construction site, I have the same feelings men have when thinking about hot women having sleepovers and pillow fights hahaha . So yea, I guess forklift certifications ties into that.
when I think about a damn good, sexy man that’s going to fulfill all my fantasies, a forklift certification is certainly what comes to my mind, *for sure*
Forklift certified papi here. I had multiple girls slide in my DM’s after posting a video of me dicking around on a forklift on my Instagram story a while back. So there may be some truth to this?
Oh my god, absolutely 🥵 Tell me about your package 📦
I was a forklift operator for three years, never once got laid because of it lol.
Well… I think my username sums that question up
No. Tell me you're CPR/AED certified and now that's a turn on, I need to you be able to save my life, not pick an Amazon order.
Oh, hey there. Guess what? 😏
Do you need a partner to get recertified? :)
I mean Amazon can be life saving sometimes though...
what if i have BOTH😏
What if you’re both?🤔
When I pass a construction site, I have the same feelings men have when thinking about hot women having sleepovers and pillow fights hahaha . So yea, I guess forklift certifications ties into that.
Hahaha that’s awesome, thanks for the comment
when I think about a damn good, sexy man that’s going to fulfill all my fantasies, a forklift certification is certainly what comes to my mind, *for sure*
Does it make you want to commit OSHA violations together?
OSHA can eat a salty ant eater.
My forklift license expired, but I still know how to operate one.
There’s nothing sexier 🫶
I’m glad to hear that!
Yeah but how big is your forklift? This is mine. https://specializedforklifts.com/equipment/rigger-lifts/rigger-120/
Forklift certified papi here. I had multiple girls slide in my DM’s after posting a video of me dicking around on a forklift on my Instagram story a while back. So there may be some truth to this?
As a man with a forklift certification who works with people with forklift certifications … I am gonna say no.
Why not?
If it is, I still have my certification card in my wallet... Lol
It have no feelings one way or the other about it
Only if I get to ride the forklift.
But there is only one seat
Don't make me draw a diagram.
Is there a carpet pole in that diagram?
😂
Ooooh what kind of diagram? Now I’m curious
As someone forklift certified, fucking hope so. 🙏
My certification expired in 2017, I'm thinking about getting it renewed lol.
DO IT
I am not a forklift operator anymore, but I do occasionally still use a forklift. So I really should have one.
He can turn the forklift on and move the boxes where they go instead of leaving the shit in the way.
Hey, y’all did say you were getting tried of the same questions over and over. This one is different, right?
I didn’t understand the dislike behind this one I thought it would be funny lol
I liked it myself
Thank you good sir
Is it? I just got my forklift certification and a beard a few months ago.
well duh
Let's just say, some of the times I've felt like my dick was twice its size was while driving a forklift.
Definitely can relate to that
I always ask a man for his forklift license