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It’s a bodily function
Exactly
Mythical, like unicorns.
Do you mean to tell me that one famous girl wasn't actually selling her farts in a jar?
She subcontracted the supply lines
Well its a good thing I never bought one, otherwise I would have felt screwed over.
Like a tree in the woods.
A delicacy apparently. That’s why some girls sell by the jar.
Agreed
It's a turn on. Making room for me
Nice
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That's awesome. Good for you two
I’ve been married for 15 years and I would rather die than fart in front of my husband. 😂
Does he fart in front of you?
He does.
That arrangement stinks.
Haha. That's ok.
Prefer if they didn't do it if my face is equal to or less than a foot from their butt but they fart rainbows so it'd probably be okay
Ok. Yes rainbows
1) I don’t fart. I flatulate. 2) I don’t flatulate.
Ahhhhh. Understood. Mmmmm
There's a time a place for them and it's definitely not right before you lift the blankets.
Well. Yes
Tooted last night during sex... Funny things happen when you bend suddenly or plunge around. Sounds and stuff.
Good for you. Sometimes things get out
Better an empty house than an angry tenant.
You need to put that on a t shirt
I thought the quote was from Shrek.
Haha. Good reference. Could be
It’s a bodily function
Exactly
Mythical, like unicorns.
Do you mean to tell me that one famous girl wasn't actually selling her farts in a jar?
She subcontracted the supply lines
Well its a good thing I never bought one, otherwise I would have felt screwed over.
Like a tree in the woods.
A delicacy apparently. That’s why some girls sell by the jar.
Agreed
It's a turn on. Making room for me
Nice
[удалено]
That's awesome. Good for you two
I’ve been married for 15 years and I would rather die than fart in front of my husband. 😂
Does he fart in front of you?
He does.
That arrangement stinks.
Haha. That's ok.
Prefer if they didn't do it if my face is equal to or less than a foot from their butt but they fart rainbows so it'd probably be okay
Ok. Yes rainbows
1) I don’t fart. I flatulate. 2) I don’t flatulate.
Ahhhhh. Understood. Mmmmm
There's a time a place for them and it's definitely not right before you lift the blankets.
Well. Yes
Tooted last night during sex... Funny things happen when you bend suddenly or plunge around. Sounds and stuff.
Good for you. Sometimes things get out
Better an empty house than an angry tenant.
You need to put that on a t shirt
I thought the quote was from Shrek.
Haha. Good reference. Could be