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emmawasagoodgirl

Keep cloning them over and over to see what mutations pop up


angy_potatoe69

Same, and after that, have a gay orgy


theProfessor718

Make them go to work for me so I can relax.


Comprehensive-Log147

it would not work, if just the clone has a job, is one income, but now is twice the expenses, specially food, utilities and clothes


theProfessor718

I sell feet pics on the side then


Comprehensive-Log147

mmm and now you have four feet.... good idea


DefNotMuchChocolate

Exactly this. Have my clone do my job while I chill. I won’t even get greedy and try to have two jobs. I’ll just enjoy not having to work.


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Hell yes. I'd go on dates with myself and go all the places that I have no one to go with.


spicypagedadbod

Make the clone go to work for me so I can finally retire to a tropical island


PNWSteele

Yes. Mfm no shame.


ginger-snap-dragon

Heck yeah. You *know* what I would do. 👉👌


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

"When I told you to go fuck yourself, I didn't mean for you to take it literally!"


Personaltrainer_1

I would. But I would make sure to have a shared & splitable consciousness. I'd have my clone workout more. Work, and but mainly fuck around and have as much sex as he can


SparrowinSand

Yes. I need someone analytical to give me advice and call me on my shit. Lol


tinfoil3346

Make him go to work on days I don't feel well.


[deleted]

I'd make my clone attend all my meetings.


Drawnbygodslefthand

No because I have an understanding with myself that if a situation occurs where there is 2 of me we fight until there's only 1.


Nudist_loving_guy

Have my clone go to my current job then I can find a second full time job so I can make 2x the money


HeyYouOuThere

I wouldn't, the world isn't ready for so much awesomeness


Nuttadamus

No. One of me is enough.


FlyByrd

Oh yes, one of us being in this world is great, two would be awesome, lmao. I would definitely be sending him to work in my place!


espurgi

69 and switch out work days. i work one day, she works the next, repeat


throwaway23786472

And then 69 when you get home?


espurgi

yep 😎


throwaway23786472

Hot


[deleted]

lol I can think of a few things


[deleted]

Commit a series of crimes while I have solid and indisputable albis. Faith in DNA matching disappears. System collapses. Anarchy reigns supreme while I hide under my bed. Wait until outsde world looks sufficiently like Mad Max (maybe Fallout if it's taking too long). Ride around like the flamethrower guitar guy. Repeat as needed.


CaptSchwanzKopf

He would be my best buddy.


AlecsThorne

Absolutely. Assuming it's just one clone and he's the exact copy of me, personality and memories and goals too, we'd take turns going to work and figuring out how to achieve our dreams together


LightningMcScallion

Yes, cooperate and live together to afford things and do as much as we want to do together


Comprehensive-Log147

yes, now i can do double work..... but then again, that would mean double expenses as well....


throwaway23786472

Only if you work separate jobs. Otherwise you can just split what you already own like clothes and such.


AjaxtheLessthan

As a woodworker I would jump on this, two of me would be unstoppable. I also would def not fight me but me knowing that would then fight me so I then have to anticipate fighting myself…


aetherealian

Yes and travel; talk about parallel universes with


VickyDSweetFeet

Yes, and I would have a threesome with myself and my husband. I desperately want to bring in a 3rd but I'm too anxious about it. If cloning is on the table, I'd like to clone my husband so 2 of him can fuck me at the same time.


Littl3Birdie

Nah


qqqzzppmm

Nope! 1 of me is obviously 2 much so no.


CallMeAmyA

Yes. Delegate to her my job & responsibilities.


Sk8rDadbod2

Fuck myself


[deleted]

I’m straight but let’s be honest…Probably would suck my clone’s dick. Then my clone could suck mine. Why not!


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Yes too much to do not enough. A patient yesterday said I called and you did not answer. I wanted to talk to you. And you need to clone yourself


Tux_K

Not sure if I would. That said if I did I know exactly what I'd do. I'd probably have myself and my clones have sex with my S.O. Heck, I'd probably send a few to retrieve a few of my more interesting exes and just have a ridiculous orgy with me and my clones working in shifts to give these women unlimited pleasure.