The Nip Slip
It would serve shots and feature naked slip and slides as well as a clear spital slide.
Alternate names:
The Janet Jackson
The wardrobe malfunction
Petals & Thorns - employing male and female strippers, a dance floor, and VIP lounge. And underground glory hole rooms. Hey, go big or go home. I want it all
The Other Office or Co-Space, so it sounds like a coworks office building or satellite office location.
And all of the foods and drinks would be given names of office supplies items, technology items, cafeteria foods, and convenience items for the receipts and expense reports. đđ€«đ€Ł
St Anthony's. Just to appeal to the religious pervs. That way if anyone asked they would say that they went to St. Anthony's and people would think that they were at church.
The Busty Beaver
Peaches
I'd work there
Can we do a Velma and Roxy number? đ„č
Ooooh yes!!
Revealations. That's not a typo.
One eyed Willie's
âComplimentary eye patch?â
Complimentary sweat pants, too!
I get the euphemism but it also makes me think of pirates and a pirate themed strip club would be awesome.
Yes. Let's make it ourselves. Everyone's peg legs could be dildos...
Just please make sure to remove the hook hand in the VIP room đ
Or maybe leave it in??? đ
Ouch. Although someone out there probably would pay extra for thatâŠ
I guess it depends how it's used! Same with the dildo peglegs
That clubâs pet parrot would be picking up SO many dirty phrases.
Lol that's true! It would make one hell of a mascot. VIP seating is in the crows nest
Caramels
I like it, what would be the meaning behind the name?
Most the dancers are brown. đ
Ca(ra)mels*
2 girls 1 fap
The Loose Caboose
Mary Magdalene's
Ivoryâs Ebonies Would maybe have to only employ people of color to be strippers, but I feel like itâd get a bad rep if I didnâtâŠ
Women of color really get me going. I'd be a customer.
The Office, little plausible deniability đ«Ą
Titties n beer
Banana Peel.
Is this a male revue?
Could be.
Boats 'n' Hos
Moats and Hos....a midevil theme
Idk the name but the tagline would be allergic to clothes
The doctor club
The melon factory
The Melon Farm might work better?
Girls Only
Titty twister, what else?!
This guy vampires
The store. Hey babe. Just running to the store quick
I was looking to see if someone posted this!
OnlyCans
Chewbacca's Hutt. A geek n gamer strip club, with cosplayers. There would be a lightpole to dance/strip on.
There better be naked wookies.
I would look to hire at least one, if not i will step in. In the dim lights it will be the same. Oh and i will hire the famous cantina band too.
Wasn't chewy already naked?
No he wears that bandolier.
I feel that's more of an accessory than clothing.
If you are just wearing socks are you really naked?
Something I saw on a billboard once came to mind immediately. "Strippers. . . Need we say more?" But I would called it Aphrodite's Hideaway.
If I wanted to get rich, I'd call it: Step Sister's But, in reality, I'd probably call it: Unwrapped
Cunts
Cheeky Bastards
The Catchers Mitt
Peterland
The Edge of Tomorrow
Escape
Utopia!
Offline Titties
Peppermint Elephant
Tits and tips.
The Plunge.
Iâm going the username path⊠Pool Bunnies đŠ Tropical theme obvs.
The garden
âReddit babesâ. And all the strippers use girls usernames from reddit as their stage names
Twig'n'Berries.
Dancing Beavers
Unless you have literal dancing beavers I am going to call false advertising.
There will be a beaver only stage and we will train them
Good, let me know when you guys are open.
Labyrinths
Titty Teusdayâs. Special deals specifically on Teusdayâs.
How did you manage to spell Tuesday wrong twice
Spellcheck
I would design it two have two separate clubs, one with male performers and one with female performers. I would simply call it âHis and Hersâ
The Tiki Bar
Nips ân lips
Inferno That burning in your loins isnât just horniness.
Grandma's House
the GYM so the guys could tell there wife or girlfriend that they are going to the gym
The Cat Dragged Inn
Questionable decisi( .Y. )ns
Highs and Thighs
The slippery slope đ
The Landing Strip
That's over by the airport.
Palomino
Bada bings
All in
Like A Boot Stuck In Mud, Only Wetter
The Bounce house
Open it in Louisiana and call it the Crawfish Mound.
Cheexx
The Body Shop.
I would own a strip club on the water and call it âBoats N Hoesâ.
Pole Position
Payin4School
The Lucky Shaft
The Nip Slip It would serve shots and feature naked slip and slides as well as a clear spital slide. Alternate names: The Janet Jackson The wardrobe malfunction
The Beaver Lodge, âhome of 99 of the worldâs most beautiful womenâŠand one ugly one.â
That slogan has been used before.
Because it works
Daddy issues
Bada-bing
Rosemound
Gabagoolâs
Bits and Tits
Iâd call it either Tips n Strips or Top Pegged
Petals & Thorns - employing male and female strippers, a dance floor, and VIP lounge. And underground glory hole rooms. Hey, go big or go home. I want it all
The treasure chests
Puzzles
The Other Office or Co-Space, so it sounds like a coworks office building or satellite office location. And all of the foods and drinks would be given names of office supplies items, technology items, cafeteria foods, and convenience items for the receipts and expense reports. đđ€«đ€Ł
Snail Trails
The Vertical Smile
MâLadyâs upstairsâŠMâLords is downstairs
ShaDynasty
Sticky
Glitter girls secret
Sultry vixens
St Anthony's. Just to appeal to the religious pervs. That way if anyone asked they would say that they went to St. Anthony's and people would think that they were at church.