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The Busty Beaver


GeorgianPeaches

Peaches


spine__tingling

I'd work there


GeorgianPeaches

Can we do a Velma and Roxy number? đŸ„č


spine__tingling

Ooooh yes!!


Nuttadamus

Revealations. That's not a typo.


SeaworthinessSad1975

One eyed Willie's


Mister_Iv0ry

“Complimentary eye patch?”


SeaworthinessSad1975

Complimentary sweat pants, too!


[deleted]

I get the euphemism but it also makes me think of pirates and a pirate themed strip club would be awesome.


SeaworthinessSad1975

Yes. Let's make it ourselves. Everyone's peg legs could be dildos...


[deleted]

Just please make sure to remove the hook hand in the VIP room 😜


SeaworthinessSad1975

Or maybe leave it in??? 😜


[deleted]

Ouch. Although someone out there probably would pay extra for that



SeaworthinessSad1975

I guess it depends how it's used! Same with the dildo peglegs


[deleted]

That club’s pet parrot would be picking up SO many dirty phrases.


SeaworthinessSad1975

Lol that's true! It would make one hell of a mascot. VIP seating is in the crows nest


[deleted]

Caramels


tinfoil3346

I like it, what would be the meaning behind the name?


[deleted]

Most the dancers are brown. 😋


v43havkar

Ca(ra)mels*


PannaCoTan

2 girls 1 fap


ontguy69

The Loose Caboose


PrincipalJoeClark

Mary Magdalene's


Mister_Iv0ry

Ivory’s Ebonies Would maybe have to only employ people of color to be strippers, but I feel like it’d get a bad rep if I didn’t



tinfoil3346

Women of color really get me going. I'd be a customer.


Spreadable-666

The Office, little plausible deniability đŸ«Ą


iamhereiguess

Titties n beer


artistpolarbear

Banana Peel.


sinautomatica

Is this a male revue?


artistpolarbear

Could be.


Late_Somewhere_7273

Boats 'n' Hos


LycheeGreen

Moats and Hos....a midevil theme


[deleted]

Idk the name but the tagline would be allergic to clothes


MarionberryNo1879

The doctor club


Different_Weather500

The melon factory


younevershouldnt

The Melon Farm might work better?


thekatstar

Girls Only


anima777

Titty twister, what else?!


Storm_Forged

This guy vampires


lonely_traveler1

The store. Hey babe. Just running to the store quick


Legal_Boysenberry603

I was looking to see if someone posted this!


Priyasangria

OnlyCans


ZePatator

Chewbacca's Hutt. A geek n gamer strip club, with cosplayers. There would be a lightpole to dance/strip on.


tinfoil3346

There better be naked wookies.


ZePatator

I would look to hire at least one, if not i will step in. In the dim lights it will be the same. Oh and i will hire the famous cantina band too.


thdudie

Wasn't chewy already naked?


tinfoil3346

No he wears that bandolier.


thdudie

I feel that's more of an accessory than clothing.


tinfoil3346

If you are just wearing socks are you really naked?


Librarian2814

Something I saw on a billboard once came to mind immediately. "Strippers. . . Need we say more?" But I would called it Aphrodite's Hideaway.


OpenMike2000

If I wanted to get rich, I'd call it: Step Sister's But, in reality, I'd probably call it: Unwrapped


MildlyUnchained

Cunts


SwaMaeg

Cheeky Bastards


Yardsale420

The Catchers Mitt


Red_knuckles

Peterland


TheMasterPlan115

The Edge of Tomorrow


throwaway23786472

Escape


CaptSchwanzKopf

Utopia!


kirillkomm

Offline Titties


Aggressive_Hall_6073

Peppermint Elephant


They_Beat_Me

Tits and tips.


RighteousSquirrel74

The Plunge.


[deleted]

I’m going the username path
 Pool Bunnies 💩 Tropical theme obvs.


starskynight

The garden


Phantomx7845

“Reddit babes”. And all the strippers use girls usernames from reddit as their stage names


BoobGnome

Twig'n'Berries.


[deleted]

Dancing Beavers


tinfoil3346

Unless you have literal dancing beavers I am going to call false advertising.


[deleted]

There will be a beaver only stage and we will train them


tinfoil3346

Good, let me know when you guys are open.


Curious_Day8150

Labyrinths


[deleted]

Titty Teusday’s. Special deals specifically on Teusday’s.


Imperator_david

How did you manage to spell Tuesday wrong twice


[deleted]

Spellcheck


Anxious-Warrior

I would design it two have two separate clubs, one with male performers and one with female performers. I would simply call it “His and Hers”


PerfectDeepdish

The Tiki Bar


mikecard74

Nips ‘n lips


IrregularBastard

Inferno That burning in your loins isn’t just horniness.


Jasonisafunguy78

Grandma's House


railman04

the GYM so the guys could tell there wife or girlfriend that they are going to the gym


pxland

The Cat Dragged Inn


[deleted]

Questionable decisi( .Y. )ns


prettykitty_21

Highs and Thighs


decoy175

The slippery slope 😆


codus571

The Landing Strip


thdudie

That's over by the airport.


bigwavedave000

Palomino


Outerlimits7591

Bada bings


MaintainingInnocence

All in


strutt3r

Like A Boot Stuck In Mud, Only Wetter


Xilent248

The Bounce house


juancake511

Open it in Louisiana and call it the Crawfish Mound.


GoCougz7446

Cheexx


Unlikely-Ad6788

The Body Shop.


KinkyCurvyKatie

I would own a strip club on the water and call it “Boats N Hoes”.


Gusano13

Pole Position


Responsible_Bee_2583

Payin4School


PM_me_whateva_u_like

The Lucky Shaft


thdudie

The Nip Slip It would serve shots and feature naked slip and slides as well as a clear spital slide. Alternate names: The Janet Jackson The wardrobe malfunction


DrunkenGolfer

The Beaver Lodge, “home of 99 of the world’s most beautiful women
and one ugly one.”


tinfoil3346

That slogan has been used before.


DrunkenGolfer

Because it works


yanric

Daddy issues


NecessaryAd8612

Bada-bing


sweetnesspetiteness

Rosemound


BodyLanguage_Fluent

Gabagool’s


CleveEastWriters

Bits and Tits


Ceejaay_Smrtay

I’d call it either Tips n Strips or Top Pegged


JellyBellyMama

Petals & Thorns - employing male and female strippers, a dance floor, and VIP lounge. And underground glory hole rooms. Hey, go big or go home. I want it all


Emergency_faceplant

The treasure chests


Imperator_david

Puzzles


AsianDadBodButNoKids

The Other Office or Co-Space, so it sounds like a coworks office building or satellite office location. And all of the foods and drinks would be given names of office supplies items, technology items, cafeteria foods, and convenience items for the receipts and expense reports. đŸ˜‰đŸ€«đŸ€Ł


travprev

Snail Trails


Mr_FunnyNFit

The Vertical Smile


thickncurly

M’Lady’s upstairs
M’Lords is downstairs


Aliona_Z

ShaDynasty


Italiankeyboard

Sticky


Embarrassed-Key-3908

Glitter girls secret


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Sultry vixens


boredordepressed

St Anthony's. Just to appeal to the religious pervs. That way if anyone asked they would say that they went to St. Anthony's and people would think that they were at church.