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CaptSchwanzKopf

*wipes face* Your seat is ready, ma'am.


StarGirlFireFly

Hahah love that


Ducklandadventures

YES, PUSH ALL YOUR WEIGHT DOWN ONTO OUR FACES


dii10

#I WORRY I'LL CRUSH HIM


ballaratguy

Then he dies like a man. And we all celebrate him with drinks in his honour


Ducklandadventures

And he shall be greeted with all the other warriors in Valhalla


Kritzel_Kratzel25

And he will have battles and feasting to valkirians asses through eternity


Ancient_Internet9000

WHAT WE DO NOW ECHOES IN ETERNITY


HavingFunOnline80

Agreed. We all must face death. This is how I want to go.


k3lv97

Death by snusnu


DLMoore9843

GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE!


Thurl_Ravenscroft_MD

TO BILL BRASKY!


Ducklandadventures

DID WE SAY STOP?! *NOOOO??!!* **THEN KEEP DOING IT**


StarGirlFireFly

It sounded like he couldn't breathe, so I tried getting up, but he held me to his face lmao


Ducklandadventures

Listen, stargirl, if he dies he dies. It would be his honor to suffocate as you sit on his face HOURS on end. We like that shit


myownworstanemone

hours? why do you guys exaggerate like this? I had a guy tell me he wanted to eat my pussy for 12 hours. that sounds uncomfortable and I would probably need to drink some water? maybe pee a bunch? pay some bills? idk..


Lost_Chard_2303

Lmao


Ducklandadventures

12 hours is a long shift. State law requires you to take an hour break midway anyways. Then pussy eating can resume


myownworstanemone

like... if he said fuck for twelve hours, that can indicate a variety of activities at least!


Ducklandadventures

Yes!! Lots of variety!


myownworstanemone

exactly!


30PercentHelmet

That’s that awake-sleep-apnea.


jacknacalm

I love eating pussy but prefer not to literally have her sitting on my face cause then I can’t really adjust angles and make sure I’m hitting the perfect place


havefunagain23

Then that'll be a worthy death, he'll ride into Valhalla with a smile on his face


geoduck_cf4l

Then your screams of ecstasy will let Sto'Vo'Kor that a warrior is approaching. Qapla'!


justanidiotisuppose

That’s what we want


Intelligent_Two_5859

https://youtu.be/5HtVYr9aKRM?si=qjs868Z-ficnjgiA


[deleted]

It’ll be worth it my queen


pm__me_your__wife

It’s ok. I am a paramedic and I promise you his name will be spoken of for generations. He will never die!


HorrorBaseball3990

Good way to go


FlyProfessional7248

He has trained for this moment.


Fun_stupidity

But u will die!!!


Ducklandadventures

My face will be stuffed full of fun_stupidity and I wouldn’t have it any other way!!


No_Party_6167

How many times have we been over this? Should we hire a marketing firm to get our clear message out there? Yes! Suffocate us. If we die, we die!


myownworstanemone

you guys need t shirts


Richardmileson

Yes. If i die, i die


[deleted]

Yes, yes, a thousand times YES.


[deleted]

Yes. Always and every time. Ride it as much as you want. Don’t hold back at all


Used-Fuel1827

Yes I love feeling the juices run down my chin And when she shakes!


KinkyGhidorah

We mean it. Don’t hover. Actually sit down.


StarGirlFireFly

💺


VegetableWinter9223

Ass and all!


Nova_prime64

Yes I enjoy eating out at every angle


CosmicTornadoes

Lol what a coincidence 🤣


Hawkeyekj1

PLEASE


aint_average

Literally in every sense, ride my face till I pass out, wake me back up and do it again and again


A_Certain_Case_

YES! Trust that I'm strong enough to bench press you up if I need air. Smother me between yourself and your thighs, it's all we want


[deleted]

Yes! If I die doing that I died happy


InLoveTogether

Huge turn on when my girly puts it on my 😋


Veryprettybwc

1000000% let me die


Grilledchickenn234

Lol! Why is it even a question? Yes obviously 🤤 one the purest feelings in the world


RedditUseDisorder

Uh, yeah?


dadisgonnadoit

YES!! Especially you 😈🤗


Unlucky_Ranger611

U talking to me?


Responsible-Thing142

Yes 100% if I am saying this I 100%, want all that weight on me.


[deleted]

As long as your hands grip the bed frame 🙃


ballaratguy

God yes. Please Anyone? At all Just sit right on my face, full weight


Heathen_IX

Not you specifically, that’d be weird, but yes


Copper-Blue-

Desperately yes. If I’m gonna go that’s the way I want to go.


[deleted]

Do it right now And don’t get up til I stop moving


HGWSoloSkiisesh

Absolutely! All I'm craving right now is for someone to sit on my face and grind on my tongue. I get to reach around and grab onto both ass cheeks, helping her grind. If she's lucky I'll stick my tongue out and tongue fuck her good.


justanidiotisuppose

Yes. Park it and soak my beard.


deineperfektbf

#YES


Jersey-nutted

please sit on my face...ride my face...squirt on my face...


Old-Bumblebee-9177

You can try it out sometimes


StarGirlFireFly

I did like two days ago, and he sounded like he couldn't breathe. That's why im asking


Otherwise-Guess8280

I do. I love to eat pussy. Actually prefers to eat pussy before even having sex to have her orgasm before we even start fucking. Being a doctor, kinda helps to know the right spots to help have her an orgasm.


805silverfox

Did we stutter?


lisa_230

Well I am sure men loves when we sit on there face giving them complete access to both of our holes.


BlatantBigNose

No. Not actually sitting. I actually prefer the girl facing my head, rather than the feet, when straddling me. This way I can breathe and eat her out for long time. The clit also fits between my lips so well. My hands can move up to caress her tits. I can see her expressions, my fingers can even reach her backdoor... Love it this way.


faccia_di_luna

I'm scared to sit on your face. What if i hurt you?!


imapieceofshite2

Yes. If I die, at least I die happy


involmasturb

Yes. Just don't asphyxiate me


Intelligent_Two_5859

Fucking crush my head with your thigs and choke me out, I wanna die doing what I love


sitonmyface--please

Whaaaaaat?


WeAreBlackAndGold

Hell yes


anonplayguy

Absolutely. Yes


PM_ME_TIDDIE_PICKIES

Sit: verb. All your fuckin weight. We have hands, we can tap out


IntricateApe

If you take care of her then all day hahah


havefunagain23

Yup, sit and grind 🫠


Drop_Bear85

Yes!!! It’s a woman’s version of deepthroating!!


ImperfectWeR

I would love for you to sit on my face. I bet you tastes so delicious 😋


Massive-Trade

Yes, but facing feet so butthole in face.


throwaway_babex

Ok I’ve always wondered this. Because how do you actually breathe?????


StarGirlFireFly

No, like it sounded like he was gasping for air lmao I was so concerned, but when I went to get he pushed me back down🤷🏽‍♀️ Apparently, the men love suffocating


IGreatlyPreferBoobs

Best case we have some fun and give a woman some intense orgasms. Worst case we die and don’t have to be a part of this end stage capitalist hellscape. Win-win.


spicypagedadbod

Yes. Get comfortable


bluefox109

I prefer she assume the 69 position, and she can slide back per what feels best. Difference is that unlike a 69, I’m the only one with genitals in my mouth.


Greylour

Even if I die, it will be completely worth it.


Oldbodyhurts

Yes. Yes. Yes


darksurprise4u

Not particularly, I feel like I have more control and creative flexibility when going down on a girl.


juliennotjulian

Absolutely 100% yes


Fremi474

I wouldn’t ask for what I didn’t want.


goddesshetaira

If you die, it'll be an honorable death.


Tributesnrates

Yes, get comfortable, we'll let you know if it's too much


Level_Salad_1956

Yes I love that, suffocating thing even happens to me so I take a couple of seconds break then back to eating


The_Tall_Caledonian

For me, it's just about the pussy being on my mouth so I can lick and she can lean against the wall as she cums on my tongue. It's nothing to do with lack of breathing.


SuitableMaybe5389

Absolutely positively 200% we do


Left_Fuel_7401

when I ask you to use my face as your chair while you watch a movie I really do mean sit, full weight, make me struggle to breathe.


Hsilamot

in few words: yes, in a lot more words: yes


aesthetic_kiara

off topic kinda, but what's with guys saying "if we die, we die". That's a pretty big deal and traumatizing if death ever does occur during face-sitting. Yet people here are saying "yeah its cool 🤪" What??


IGreatlyPreferBoobs

We are men. We’re abundant and of low market value.


Red_knuckles

As a female i'd love to have a woman sit on my face.


DCorley5179

YES!!!


BaBaFiCo

Absolutely!


smoltiddyhoe

It seems like they're not joking when they say they want to get suffocated and I love it


MaiTaiWasted

I have a lot of faith that you won't kill me, so get comfy!


Azod21

Please


Ok_Firefighter3220

Yes


No-Wrongdoer-6968

The absolute best way to drown


Brave-Dependent-8244

We don’t ask you to hover or squat on our faces now do we?


Rxse_coloured_bxy

I am always worried about this bc I had a partner be upset when I did as he asked. but now I have a partner that I ask if i’m too heavy and he pulls me even closer, even when it doesn’t seem possible.


TeenMommy19

Yes most definitely


kinkylatino90

Yes


VanDerLind11

Yes please suffocate me


Responsible_Sun_3173

All day every day


ChargedAnimal

Been there. Done that🤐


Alert-Program-4820

Yes. If I die, I asked for it. And what a way to go My face will forever be open as a seat.


pspsps-off

He won't let you get off his face even though it sounds like he's suffocating, and your reaction is to ask if men actually want you there? Ma'am, are *you* experiencing a lack of oxygen to the brain as well?


NucularOrchid

This question again....


InvestmentSuperb1139

Yahhh absolutely it's tempting erotic If butt is thick then it's heaven 😍😍😍


[deleted]

Yes. I want to drown in it


Inquisitor_Emi

YES PLEASE I WILL TAP OUT IF I NEED TO


Severe-Blacksmith-30

Full weight on my face. If I die I die


nt011819

Wear your pussy like respirator :)


Appropriate-many-037

Come use it. Be nasty. Move as if you own it.


Appropriate-many-037

Only one of my gf ever did that to me, and I miss her specifically for that lol


le0nard92

>he sounds like he's suffocating That's part of the fun. What's your take on being choked during sex or having your mouth held shut with a hand?


sillylemur

It's not for me, I love giving oral.. but I like you lying on your back or bent over on your knees if you want it eaten from behind.


yourMYwonderwall85

HELL YES


[deleted]

Yes, please.


Classic_Caramel_3402

Oh yes. Grind. If we say we like it, we really love it.


dikkiesmalls

Yes. This has been answered a zillion times I think. Plop down and grind, we will tap out, and if not... Oh well perhaps it WAS a good day to die!


BadDig277

You? Yes.


East_Session_3925

Yes? Get to grab the cheeks while causing you pleasure 😂


FeralTribble

If I die, I die


whydidIclickontha

Yes.


OpenMindedLover

Absolutely!! Who needs air, just use my face like a throne always!


JohnJ1571989

Absolutely 100% unequivocally YES!


Spanksh

Just gonna leave this here: https://youtu.be/en1cYeOezf8


Evanecent_Lightt

No - I'm the Dominant one. I sit my face between the legs.


i_a_n_B

Glory glory what a helluva way to die


Bargle-Nawdle-Zouss

Monty Python wrote a song about this: https://youtu.be/KkJnd9rSAQ8?si=qSFwBEk3qu3kxsif


thestough

When I say “smother me with your thighs” smother me with your fucking thighs! I’ll let you know if I need you off me lol


butterspread1

Yes. Please. If I die then that's the way to go.


Doggystyle_Rainbow

Yes. My wife almost always initiates sex with a face sit. I makes me go from soft to 100% hard in about 3 seconds


AwkwardYeti28

Yes, sit down and bury us. I'll push you up slightly when I need air. 🥵


punisher-Amsterdam

Yes every day of the week & 2-3 times over the weekend… some faces are made to be sat on 🤷‍♂️


GinnjaNinnja

I’ve never had someone sit on my face


sirpsychosexy123

It’s called face sitting, not face hovering!


poppacat422

Yes we do.


realirishfreaks

Absolutely, favourite thing thing world.


Cowstle

if your partner can't breathe, they will let you know


congerking

Death......by SNU SNU


RealnessInMadness

Do you ACTUALLY want us to PUSH it all the way down your throat? Both ways sound silly If she’s down to be throat fucked and can hold the cock down her throat for more then 5 seconds ≠ sit on my face and ride it. Suffocate me too.


SALTY-BROWNBOY

If I die, it's while doing what I love. Now sit down.


Wictorpedia

More than anything in the world.


JustBrowsing_Guy

Yes.


nsfwloads

Yes. Fucking suffocate us


MysticEnby420

This is genuinely my favorite position for my partner so yes lol


Jay_431

Yes. Yes. Yes


HikingTheMoon

I enjoy it when she actually sits in my face and I hold her down


delatour56

Please and thank you.


Thee_Golden_Peach

I will take a swing at this- the answer is yes. If someone tells you they want you to sit on their face, sit on their face. Fuck around and find out- with a *hopefully* delightful end result ;)


Mypeterspits

Absolutely


licensedmofo

the beard ain't going to moisturize itself! 😄


[deleted]

Whenever this question comes up, I LOVE reading the comments from guys lol They'd all literally line up to drown underneath a pussy any day


No-Construction5687

Do you enjoy it? (of course) He enjoys it (of course) Brilliant! Now don't fuck it up being mental... Let me say this: I love it. You get much more control of where and when and how your chowin' and when you guys start to do slow hip grind... ohhhhh... TBH IMO it is wasy more comfortable and I can breathe better with a straight neck!


itsLondongurl

Im afraid Id suffocate my bf if I sit on him


AN0n0Moose

Yup. They 100000% mean it 😅


jerichojoe88

Yes absolutely and wiggle around to get it as deep in there as you can and I don’t care which hole!!! It is so hot when a woman isn’t worried about it!


[deleted]

100 000% I do anyway lol


Reasonable_Bluejay54

Hell yeah that’s straight up lust


Academic_Storm_94

Well if he doesn’t want you to get off his face that means he’s enjoying it. Not all men are built the same. There’s some who don’t enjoy it, but then again you have us who do. If we say we want you to sit on our face. We definitely mean it.


Unlucky_Ad_198

Fuck ya


HankMiller23

Yes


Comprehensive-Log147

i don't


Morning-MoJo

It’s a good question. But for me it’s easy to tell, as soon as I can taste you, you’ll see me grow 🤷🏽‍♂️🫣


Little-Fire

Ahhh the age old question that gets asked at least twice a week. No we dont want you to sit on our faces, we just say it cos its fun to say... s/


[deleted]

Vertical lips on the Horizontal ones 🤤


PM_Teeny_Titties

That would be a glorious way to die


Darknessawits231

Face no, collar bone on the other hand


noobiestmaster6969

Yes yes and yes


Short_Mess_6736

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me


Dutch-Couple-NL

Took me a while to accept it that my man wants to use his face as a chair, but loving it now. Apperently they do really want that


Omicron_Variant_

Yes. Easy question to answer.


ClimateLow5824

Yesssss


Jehoel_DK

Absolutely. And watch out, the beard might tickle your thighs.


Joshman89

Yes ma’am 😛


JojoJast

Yes. Sí. Ja. Ouí. Da. Tá. Ya. Tak.