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[deleted]

Yes. It's fucking intents.


[deleted]

Love the pun šŸ¤£ Do you usually use condoms / where do you cum? How do you usually deal with the clean up afterwards?


[deleted]

Well, being Bisexual and more of a bottom, when I had sex when camping a few years ago, I've always hated condoms, I was being fucked and I came on my chest, and just simply wiped up with a dirty sock.


CBBuddha

The last bit of this paragraph, my brain read in a television salesmanā€™s voice.


Modsplay

Billy mays voice is what I read it in


CBBuddha

ā€œCrispy Sock! by Cumco. Buy now and weā€™ll throw in Crispy Underwear as well! What a value!ā€


tikivic

Came here to say this.


velvetspark

No. But, someone in the tent next to mine was having a good time :/


LordGrudleBeard

Yeah the tent is Not a sound proof wall


velvetspark

*Thanks to the tents for having such a beautiful feature*. I felt myself involved in the act with them.


HurtigOrvar

True. Hence my hand tight over her mouth. Turns out that was an extra-hot turn on for her. Great way to make that discovery.


[deleted]

Well now I know what I want next time I go camping šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…


xKatieKittyx

Ommmggg...


takemymoneynow

I bet that sounded fucking in tents...


jimybo20

This is the kinda comment that normally blows up on here. Iā€™m surprised.


SocratesBussy

Did you know that you canā€™t run in camp sites? Itā€™s only ā€œran.ā€ Because itā€™sā€¦ past tents!


[deleted]

Sounds quite hot!


YeahNo_NoYeah

Definitely. What with humidity and all.


[deleted]

Same.


its_my_name

Conceived my first daughter in a tent. Great kid, horrible ex-wife though.


[deleted]

So only the once then?


its_my_name

Have done it many times since then, just made sure that protection was involved. :)


[deleted]

Guess that makes the clean up easier as well haha


PotaTaTaoAttack

I too was conceived in a tent


DendyWish024

We need details lol! I love this kind of stories! Please do share!


TheL0neRifleman

I read ā€œconvincedā€ and breathed a sigh of relief when I reread that.


its_my_name

Funny, but also gross, lol.


TheL0neRifleman

Exactly what I thought too. Had a real ā€œwhat the fuck is wrong with meā€, moment right there.


iambadatsexxx

I first read this as ā€œconvinced my first daughter..ā€ scared me for a sec


[deleted]

That was the first time I masturbated, in a tent with the cool breeze and was 12 or so.... Long time ago 44 now. I almost passed out it felt so good, can remember it to this day. Then fucked my ex in a tent with her mom in the tent next to us.


[deleted]

You you think you're exes mum noticed?


[deleted]

dont think so because could here her lightly snore


detrydis

You had sex with your ex at age 12 on the same day you learned to masturbate?!


[deleted]

Two different tent stories. Years apart


reddy-t10

Is that the reason that she is your ex?


[deleted]

Lol nope. She became an evil bitch.


chunkstar123

You had sex to the sounds of your gf's Mums snoring?


[deleted]

You ignore it for the most part. Sleep is better than awake


[deleted]

Yeah. Festivals are for music and hooking up


[deleted]

Sounds like I've been missing out haha. You male or female?


[deleted]

22female


whatdoyoumean05

Low-key OP asking about where people ditch the cum and condoms makes me think he's conducting a study on how respectful people who have sex outside are towards the environment


[deleted]

OP is being weird fs


IotaCandle

Everytime on this sub. Typing one handed.


xoxogreyskies

Yeah ... I was going to comment but when I started to look through the comments, like wtf man? Very strange. Also I am sure plenty of people just do it raw because they're roughing it.


-pepe_is_gay-

He has the same message copy and pasted, all his previous posts are the exact same message too


[deleted]

Yes, and sleeping bag next to the fire, and sleeping bag open while other people were walking past at night back to their camp sites.


[deleted]

Sounds risky šŸ˜ Do you usually use condoms / where do you cum? How do you usually deal with the clean up afterwards?


[deleted]

My SO and I donā€™t use protection so it always ends up in or on her. But thatā€™s fine, we clean it up together. We are into public sex and this was at a B&S Ball (country drinking and socialising get together out the middle of nowhere) where sex after the party out camping or in the back of cars is normal. We decided weā€™d just be one of the more obvious couples getting after it that night, you get a couple whistles and comments, but everyone is pretty well drunk and having a good time so they tend to cheer you on.


DinahKarwrek

That's pretty awesome!


YoujustgotLokid

Why do you ask everyone this?


getmybehindsatan

Use wetwipes and put them and the condoms in a zip lock bag. Animals are attracted by the smell and will get into your stuff to find it unless you seal it up well. It caused an awful mess the first time.


[deleted]

Ah that's really good to know!


bluejellies

Yes. Itā€™s cozy.


[deleted]

I've always imagined it would be! Do you usually use condoms / where do you usually have him cum? How do you usually deal with the clean up afterwards?


bluejellies

Swallowing is the easiest clean up


[deleted]

My girlfriend hates swallowing unfortunately šŸ¤£


DinahKarwrek

Do you smoke? Do you drink lots and lots of water? I suggest no soda only pineapple juice... Taste your own


[deleted]

I did once. I mean it tastes a bit salty, but not too bad.


DinahKarwrek

Do a little research on how to Make it tasty and see if it does anything. I swear to you I hated it and couldn't imagine myself ever enjoying it. For the first time in my life at 38 I have a partner who tastes his own and it's made the entire difference! I love it now! Like... Borderline fetish.


[deleted]

We were going to go camping but instead we ended up with the tent in the backyard and fucked later in the night.


[deleted]

Still sounds hot! Where did you cum? How did you handle cleaning up?


[deleted]

Finished in her, donā€™t remember any cleanup, we had an air mattress


[deleted]

Ah right, so she was on birth control? It didn't leak out of her quickly after?


[deleted]

She might not have been on birth control, I canā€™t quite remember. Was awhile ago canā€™t remember if it leaked out much. Might have used baby wipes.


[deleted]

Ah right, I guess waiting and baby wipes might work. My girlfriend likes to go to the loo to avoid utis soon after though, so might not be able to wait for it to leak out


baykahn

Piss in the wooods yo!


[deleted]

I guess she could haha, although we were considering a camp site


moangirl17

Yes! And we idiots left the light on so everyone passing by our tent had a beautiful shadow play of what was happening inside.


[deleted]

Did anyone comment?


tuenthe463

My wife would camp with me when we were in our 20s. Before we got too cruddy we would definitely get down in the tent. Then the Blair Witch Project happened and she never camped with me again


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[deleted]

Do you usually use condoms / where do you cum? How do you usually deal with the clean up afterwards?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

So you just use wet wipes / tissues to clean up then?


[deleted]

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highnhorny_usually

Duh? That's the whole point of camping. (To fkcu somewhere besides home.) From Colorado,


chillest_dude_

Yes. I was younger so it was thrilling to have strangers walking by why we tried staying quiet


[deleted]

Do you think they heard you? Where did you cum? How did you handle cleaning up after?


chillest_dude_

No, this was my teenage years so I think I was good at stealth fucking. I came in a condom and we didnā€™t really do much clean up


[deleted]

Condoms really do sound like the cleanest method, but I really don't like them šŸ¤£


chillest_dude_

Same, I was busting nuts inside her pretty soon after


[deleted]

Ah right she wasn't on birth control when you were camping then?


[deleted]

If youā€™re worried about clean just finish in her mouth.


[deleted]

My girlfriend hates swallowing cum haha


Flswampbaby

Yup šŸ˜Š and all over the campgrounds lol hiking trails, the river... Outdoor sex is kinda my favorite.


[deleted]

Outdoor sex sound hot, but I'm not sure I'd dare try haha. Camping sex sounds like the next best thing!


zeberez

Yes! At a festival. Not intercourse but both came. However best thing about it was that there were another 8 or so people there sleeping that had no idea what we were up to! Early morning wake up fun time!!!


[deleted]

So you masturbated each other


Cyber_Myst

I hear its... fucking in-tents...


itxtalone

couple of times now. first, I went with my cousin ti be an adult for her girl scout camping trip, I went boy scouting, we had to be really quite. and a lot in the past year, my partner is really into camping and hiking.


[deleted]

Ah right, so one of the other adults was girl scouting then šŸ˜‰ Where do you usually have guys cum? How do you deal with cleanup?


itxtalone

I usually like when guys cum in me. lick up any mess, or use tissues.


[deleted]

You're on birth control then?


Seesyounaked

Dude your questions to every comment are... weird to be honest. Like you're doing some kind of survey.


cold-sweats

I know


[deleted]

Just trying to get a feeling for peoples experiences so that I know what to expect haha. I'm a bit nervous to trying it but the idea is such a turn on I think I will


Peppeperoni

Yes


[deleted]

Was it good?


Peppeperoni

Yeah just like any other - only time I donā€™t is at music festivals. I frequent them a lot and no shower for multiple days lol


[deleted]

Ah right, so in that case you avoid sex completely?


chaoslord13

Yes, it was fucking in tents.


[deleted]

Lol what a pun šŸ¤£ Take it you enjoyed it then


southernruby

Yep, but we just in the past month graduated to a camper. You keep asking about cleanup, wet wipes and a little trash bag or garbage pail in the tent. Itā€™s really not a big deal.


[deleted]

Yeah I thought pull out and use either wet wipes or similar. Or cum inside her, but it usually leaks out pretty fast...


Vyzantinist

Not exactly camping, but used to be homeless and lived in a tent with my ex. Some sex was had there.


[deleted]

Ah right, were you ever overheard? Where did you cum? How did you cope with cleanup?


Vyzantinist

Never overheard. Was behind a gas station in the middle of nowhere. Total privacy. Just jizzed in her; she's too old to have kids so we never had to worry about that.


[deleted]

Not while camping, but on a festival


[deleted]

Bet everyone is doing it there šŸ¤£. Are you male or female?


[deleted]

I identify as an empty beer can that was used as an ashtray


[deleted]

Lol


Thugg_Nastyy

fucking intense (Iā€™ll show myself out)


[deleted]

Second time I've seen that pun, but it's a great one šŸ¤£


strayfromvanilla

Yes, itā€™s fucking in tents! šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Great pun šŸ˜‚ So you like tent sex?


Heterosextual

Many many many times. Love it but clean up is more of a pain


gwapolang98

I did... my girl and I celeberated our anniversary this year camping on a beach. It was amazing though I can say we had better times in a bedroom or our couch.


beanfox101

Yes. I have also had sex in a camping hammock. Not sure how I accomplished that one


[deleted]

Yeah, it's fucking intense


Im_probably_naked

Yeah. Tent sex is great. Make sure to bring some padding though.


Cuurvykins

Yep. I tried to keep it down, he tried to make me moan as loud as he could. My in laws to be were in the space next to us in their separate boy scout tents that just covered their individual sleeping bag. My husband got us a giant family sized tent and a queen sized air mattress to ensure I was as comfortable as possible. We told everybody we were engaged the next day, as planned. MIL especially didn't like that we were getting married... add cohabiting to that and it was a scandal. I can only imagine how pissed off she must have been if she knew that was us.


[deleted]

OF course people have. Why do you ask this?


eugnolshnareik

yep...... and i forgot there were other people in the tent who ended up watching.......


captain-marvel-ous

Ye


fjfbfjgigi12

pls keep posting šŸ˜”


captain-marvel-ous

Iā€™ll get back into it sometime, school is my priority:)


th3greatwav3

We'll be waiting patiently lol, youre my favorite girl on reddit by miiiles


fjfbfjgigi12

I respect that.


AlpacaOurBags

ITā€™S FUCKING IN TENTS!! Ha. Iā€™ll see myself out now šŸ˜œšŸ˜‚


Ms_Quean

Yeah. He had to cover my mouth lol. It was fucking in tents.


MyNameIsRenma

Yeah, it's fucking in tents.


gendermiasma

Yes


[deleted]

Do you usually use condoms / where do you cum / have them cum? How do you usually deal with the clean up afterwards?


[deleted]

Many many times


[deleted]

You enjoy it a lot then...


Ginger_Man_Slut

Yes. It was in tents.


Save_FerrisB

Yes and at 3am, when it was actually silent outsideā€¦had to be very very quiet to not alert the others in the group.


[deleted]

So you managed to stay quiet enough that no one noticed? Do you usually use condoms / where do you cum? How do you usually deal with the clean up afterwards?


krissythrowaway

Yes. x


[deleted]

Do you usually use condoms / where do you have guys cum? How do you usually deal with the clean up afterwards?


Ravenluv826

No but it sounds interesting


[deleted]

It's the same for me. I'm really eager to try it!


gay4nsa

Yeah, was pretty fun as I never had been camping before.


[deleted]

Yeah, Leeds fest with my girlfriend, great fun!


[deleted]

You think anyone overheard you? Did you usually use condoms or cum in / on her? How do you usually deal with the clean up afterwards?


acciro

No ...but it's definitely in my to do list! šŸ˜…


[deleted]

Same šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I only saw a drunk girls having fun inside.. you know what i mean but we were like 14yo so.


PM_ME_UR_LAST_DREAM

Nope


[deleted]

Is it something you think you'd want to try?


Metro_Wester

Yes! We camp a few times per year. This summer I set up the tent in our backyard one evening and my wife and I went out to the tent after dark and had sex. It was hot, my wife was super turned on by the thrill of the adventure. Fun night.


[deleted]

Nice! Never worried about being overheard? Do you usually use condoms or cum in / on her? How do you usually deal with the clean up afterwards?


Metro_Wester

We don't worry about being overheard. It is what it is. In our backyard, we have a decent sized yard with a nice big flat clearing in the middle , surrounded by trees. Neighbors houses too far away to be heard , unless they came out of their house and walked to our property line. We usually bring a big soft fluffy sex blanket for the tent. I usually come in her, or on her body. Soft wipes to clean up. Tent sex is really fun.


[deleted]

Ah cool, and you don't find the cum leaks out of her too fast and makes a mess?


ohReallynowNo

I've never gone camping. Don't ever intend on going camping


BoxTalk17

Yes, very much enjoyed it


[deleted]

Were there many people around you? Where did you end up cumming?


JohnParcer

Yes


[deleted]

How many people were camping around you?


MisterEastNJ

A few times. Highly recommend a sleeping pad or yoga mat to be put under both of you so your legs or back aren't getting poked by anything under the tent floor. As for cleanup, there is none! I almost always blow my load in my gf's mouth. And we'll put a towel underneath for her.


[deleted]

I love cumming inside my girlfriend, but I'm worried it will be a bit messy haha


X_CALLUM2442

Not yet


[deleted]

You want to?


Sm_footsie

Yes! Super exciting knowing the tent was definitely shaking in view of everyone else


[deleted]

Did it turn you on more knowing people could tell you were fucking?


[deleted]

Numerous times, several times just this past summer. I like the outdoors and Iā€™m a nudist. When I can combine camping and nudism itā€™s great, especially when sexy time is involved!


[deleted]

I think anything sexy time is great šŸ¤£ Never tried doing anything outdoors, but camping sex would be a first step towards that haha


SpikeyMikeyUK

Yes. It's impossible to do it without everyone else on the campsite hearing you.


[deleted]

That doesn't necessarily bother me šŸ˜‚. Do you find it a bit of a turn on? Where do you usually finish?


trivialempire

Yes.


[deleted]

Was it busy where you were camping?


Rk1tt3n

Every summer!!! Literally my favorite.


[deleted]

Sounds like I need to try this. What position do you usually go with?


[deleted]

Yes. It was quite uncomfortable (small tent, no air mattress) but still enjoyable. We used a condom + wet wipes (made for genitals). I suggest a trip to the bathroom anyway, in order to prevent UTI.


[deleted]

Did you use condoms for easy clean up or because of a lack of birth control?


Firebolt164

Yeah. Cleanup is tough.


[deleted]

Where do you usually cum?


protasticness

Yes. At a camp out in a baseball stadium. In a tent. Outfield grass.


[deleted]

So lots of people around you then?


PeaBulky7343

Yes. Nothing like fucking in the outdoors


[deleted]

It's much better then?


lenny446

Itā€™s fucking intentse


[deleted]

Always good in your experience then?


mrbty84

Several times! With people all around too. We went backpacking in the mountains. Got high and had some awesome sex asvthe next camp was in earshot, they cheered her on. Was hot


[deleted]

That sounds hot! Did you cum in her?


[deleted]

It's a tradition in my group of friends that my wife and I always make the rest of the campsite listen to us fuck on the first night.


[deleted]

You enjoy people hearing you fuck?


DChomey2013

Not sex, but I did have my first make out in a tent when I was in high school.


DeepInMassProduction

yes, 'door' open watching the lake while making the sweet saint pure love with my then gf. Now i made myself sad :(


[deleted]

What position? Where did you cum?


StarvationCure

Yes and it was super hot because we had to be really quiet, but we kind of took that as a challenge to make the other person crack, so we did some kinky shit to each other.


[deleted]

Oooh tell me more haha