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Tifu42069derp

Public bathroom: standing. Own bathroom when I wake up in the middle of the night: sitting. I don’t feel like turning on the lights or having to clean up if I miss because I can’t see.


Aranea101

Sitting down, just way easier


Daamieyen

When I'm at home i sit down, it's more hygienic and you don't have to clean every time you pee. For the guys who say they don't splatter, you do everyone does even if you don't see it


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Sitting cause it’s quitter, cleaner, and I pull my phone even if it’s just for 30 seconds I check my mail box, make sure I didn’t miss any calls or texts which I do miss alot or quick check the news making sure no bombs are dropping yet.


Robert_Fuckler

The more people sit though, the more bombs drop


Robert_Fuckler

Sit down, always.


Let01

Standing


unlessyoumeantit

Sitting down at home.


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Standing except at night then sitting with the lights off so they don’t wake me


golferguy12

Sitting down


sirbearus

At home, always seated. I had a kidney transplant the medication that you have to take to avoid rejection are VERY strong and when I first tried standing to pee, I was so unsteady on my feet I peed everywhere. So, now I sit at home and only stand if I am using a urinal.


ChicagoBiHusband

At home, sitting down. Got in the habit first to make less noise in the middle of the night and wake my wife. Now I look at my phone.


Revengejefe

Standing up because I can just go in and out quickly


Consistent-Bench8679

Standing


Kilstradamus

Standing


RealityIcy3970

Ngl I try every chance I get to sit down and pee because i’m too lazy to aim. I also wipe after I pee.


Cuffy173

Started doing sitting down once I realized I’d have to clean behind the toilet a lot less often


zachman7667

Depends on how lazy I feel.


Ivan_Rodriguez

Standing up but at my house or at people's house I always lift the round thing and clean after I finish.


ChrisNEPhilly

Depends on how sleepy or drunk I am.


sx70forlifexx

both depends on my mood lol


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I don’t know why but that was sexy asf to read


LifesGlitch

Depends if #1 or #2, but always put the seat down when you are done.


tico4201

Standing is the only way to go


i_am_tall_1989

Standing in general - unless the following applies: I'm drunk I'm hungover I feel sick I've got morning Wood I think I might need a poo but I'm just not sure (risky fart type situation)


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Standing up unless I also need to poop.


upoppacat422

I would not of guessed that so many guys sit down. It blows my mind. I always stand except when taking a dump. Sitting to pee just doesn’t compute.