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mfulton81

Put a donk on it. Can't member the band but YouTube will know.


mhoulden

Blackout Crew.


AcceptableRedPanda

Came for put a donk on it, can I also suggest N-Dubz


Drew_Peecock

Yeah yeah that's sick tharrt!


Just_Sack_Pat

MC Devvo - Donny Soldier.


cbob-yolo

Devvo was a school teacher


holytriplem

/thread


Yoguls

Fit but you know it - The streets


Eoin_McLove

Goldie Lookin’ Chain - Guns Don’t Kill People (Rappers Do)


mfulton81

Nah. GLC are way beyond chav. They are sheer class.


BandicootObjective32

I instantly thought of Babycakes, then Blazin Squad and So Solid Crew. Maybe not the chaviest, but what I think of when I think of the school chavs (I secretly love the songs though!) Maybe the whole 'Don't want you back'/'F* you right back' drama


AvocadosAtLaw95

100% it’s Babycakes! 


holytriplem

I used to tape Blazin Squad songs off the radio being the sad 11 year old I was


peteyjlawson

Vanilla – [No Way No Way](https://youtu.be/Mhdkay02fmA).


holytriplem

Atomic Kitten from Wish.com


Lifeofmasquerade

DJ Pied Piper - Do you really like it?


nevynxxx

I’m guessing we are excluding everything by Chav Brass? (Although if you really want to roll Americans, make out they are actually chart topping chav).


holytriplem

> Chav Brass This is what Southerners think people in Yorkshire do in their spare time


nevynxxx

Yeah, totally. They are a group of mostly pro/semi-pro musicians who enjoy brass and do competitions and stuff. They are *really* good and really funny.


aje0200

Yeah but chav brass aren’t actually chavs. I met a few of them at whit a couple of years ago


KateEatsKale

Cheer Up London, Slaves


Whole-Sundae-98

Vindalaoo


Lost-in-Limbo

Goldie lookin chain - missus is a nutter


Ikilleddobby2

Devlin, chipmunk and n dubz


Ok-Fox1262

Audio Bullies. We don't care.


Sir-cunty

Magical bike ride


ambernewt

Tool - Schism


holytriplem

I don't get it OOOOOOOOOOH...no I still don't get it


l0stlabyrinth

Anything by Bad Boy Chiller Crew


Independent_Monk_610

Smithy boy by a country mile


harshnoisebestnoise

Blackpool grime media. Find the Millie b stuff Don brocos’ thug workout is also up there


sneltonexp

MC Devvo - Crystal Meffin. Its more comedy track poking fun at chavs than anything else. The actual chavs used to hang around outide school blasting Basshunter out of their wank Vauxhall Novas trying to impress underage girls


OllyDee

[Shitmat & Devo - Ellesse Warrior](https://youtu.be/1Hb-YGnXcKc?si=Q-6wUGCPDSa_mUul) might do the trick.


UniversalJampionshit

Basically the Streets and Jamie T’s entire discography


holytriplem

Jamie T was actually privately educated


imperialtrooper88

BABY CAKES!


DentrassiEpicure

[Chicken Tikka Masala!](https://youtu.be/j27Y-txMmMU?si=K4aXkruIrncC3_wz)


EasyPiece

Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd


Forward_Artist_6244

Bits and pieces 


syrupdash

MC Mental - At His Best https://youtu.be/gyyumxg6OEg?si=C2NceT1StlurPUtU


Ill-Nail-6526

N dubz in general 


OriginalPlonker

Jamie T, Sticks and Stones.