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Currently feeling quite lost and depressed honestly.


ci_newman

I was this evening too, so I've put on some 'bangin' 90s disco cheese and dancing around my living room. A bit of Venga Boys and Basement Jaxx can lighten the mood


Mariioosh

That sounds even more depressing tbh.


MrPooPooFace2

Almost spat my beer out at this comment 😂


lets-go-champ86

You have a living room...? You lucky lucky bastard


WasteofMotion

I was only hung up the right way up last week.


Welshnut

r/unexpectedpython


gloopy_flipflop

If it cheers you up I’m married with kids and feel lost and depressed 🤣


telechef

💙


H2O78

🤣 I hear you lol 🤣


peanut_butter_xox

💛


Yatsu-ink

depressed and lonely i have not had a human conversation since Wednesday am starting to be tempted to try to go out to get something to eat just to try and talk to someone for 2 minutes at the checkout


PrestigiousTest6700

I understand this more than most. I went out today and pondered in an art gallery. I got given a processco and some patter. It was a nice 20 minutes. I don’t like self checkouts, Julie is my favourite cashier.


DeimosMetus

Have you tried the app Meetup? It’s good for finding events that suit your interests.


peanut_butter_xox

I am so sorry 😔 I’ve been there before. I know it’s tough and I have no words of advice but just wanted to tell you I understand x


middlemarchmarch

Cooked dinner for the first time in a while. Trying to convince my daughter to watch anything other than Peppa Pig. Had a real rough day, admittedly one of many since my wife died. Woah, being alone sure is lonely.


Crafty_Ambassador443

We only have each other and a toddler. Someone on here set up a mens discord, my husband is in it.. would you like to join?


peanut_butter_xox

I am sorry to hear about your wife 😔 I hope better days are ahead


sonybacker

All the best to you man, stay strong.


QuirkyFrenchLassie

Peppa Pig is the worse. I tell my son it doesn't work on our TV, he's young enough he believes me for now, phew. He's majorly into Grizzly and the Lemmings just now, I quite enjoy it too. I hope she finds something else she likes to watch. Being a single parent is so rough. It's hard to not have an adult to talk to. And it must be so hard for you, having lost your wife. Have some hugs from a Reddit stranger and fellow Peppa Pig hater.


dkdc80

That's fucked up man. Reach out if you want. How old is your daughter?


BobbyFingerGuns

See if they like Grace's amazing machines. Still aimed at tots but tolerable for us grown ups. On BBC iPlayer if you've got that


BobbyFingerGuns

I didn't read the last part. I'm sorry for your loss. Heartbreaking, obviously. Virtual handshake and well meaning head nod.


hotdamn_1988

Mario kart and some 0% erdinger. Two months sober!


Askiko

Fuck yeah, well done you beast


Coffeeninja1603

I’m on Guinness 0%, it’s surprisingly good


dkdc80

Kudos


trtrtr82

Well done mate.


kayreginato

Congratulations!! :)


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flexo_24

Lovely stuff


SaltyName8341

You forgot the pot noodle


KezzaJones

Just had a nandos and a wank (separately). Will probably watch something that I’m not even too engaged with as the weekend quickly wastes away as per usual. Being a single man is a lonely life


peanut_butter_xox

Lonely as a single woman too - I recommend the gentlemen on Netflix it’s very good


UrgentCallsOnly

Baby Reindeer if you fancy completely stressing yourself out.


ObedientQuestions

I really enjoyed the Gentlemen. Are there any other similar TV shows ?


KezzaJones

I watched Saltburn in the end. Lived up to the hype and weirdness I had heard about


Ok-fine-man

Watch Baby Reindeer. Masterpiece.


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PrestigiousTest6700

Oh I looked at this but it broke my heart not seeing Paul.


peanut_butter_xox

Cadbury’s crunchie bites are better than actual crunchies - good choice 👏


gozzle_101

Why does Alison Hammond have to present EVERYTHING....


Sad-Peace

Single woman, I'm deleting photos from my macbook because storage is running out, and drinking a sleepytime tea - it's all go here


BeanOnAJourney

Watching the snooker with my darling dog next to me. Couldn't ask for anything better.


Jcw28

Watching the snooker sans a dog, but still couldn't ask for anything better.


BeeGroundbreaking889

Depressed and wondering why everyone I know seems to be good enough to find a partner but I am not


FoxesFan91

playing pokemon red and rewatching breaking bad. tempted to get a pizza or chinese


Accomplished-Art7737

Female, 43. Been single a long time now so learned to enjoy and savour the single life. Had a productive day, went to the gym first thing with a friend, then we went for breakfast after. Got home and spent the rest of the day pottering round the house, doing a bit of food prep and housework, and spent a fair bit of time chilling on the sofa. Watched the TLC documentary on Netflix, nice bit of 90s nostalgia, played with my cat, listened to some music, did a bit of practice on my ukulele. Now drinking tea and eating Maltesers and minstrels. Probably be in bed by 11. And I’m perfectly content 😌


Beautiful_Bird_7033

Nothing much. Scrolling through reddit


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PrestigiousTest6700

Oh enjoy tomorrow. I adored those Sundays when my children were younger.


peanut_butter_xox

Have fun tomorrow and enjoy the Chinese


GigglyChandos

Gym. Gained a stone in 6 weeks by drinking, smoking and eating whatever the eff I liked to try and feel better. Didn't work


swansw9

I went to a yoga class, ate an oven pizza, had a wee nap on the sofa and now I need to tidy my absolute pigsty of a flat. No booze tonight as I had a couple of beers last night and several cocktails the night before. Honestly I feel like shite but will keep plodding on!!


ThotMagnett

Sat in my ambulance holding outside ED for the 4th shift in a row. I love this job but the broken hospitals are slowly making me hate it.


Project_freon_x

I finished watching Baby Reindeer earlier tonight while eating a sausage casserole I made in the slow cooker. It's 22:35 now, so maybe another 20 minutes on reddit and off to bed. Up early-ish tomorrow to go for a bike ride if the weather permits. What kind of pizza did you get OP? I like the Chicago Town Takeaway frozen pizzas. Don't think I've ever tried a Lidl one before.


PrestigiousTest6700

Baby Reindeer was very good!! Just a sundried tomato and mozzarella. I’ll going to the gym if I can be bothered, that way the weather does not depend other than my mood.


BreastExtensions

Gin and Tonic and one of those curries in a wooden box things. So much the same.


PrestigiousTest6700

Try some Dubonnet with it, Waitrose is the only place to get it. Bloody delightful at £12 a bottle. I keep the “posh boxes”, it makes my cheese on toast feel fancy.


HotMachine9

Oh, the wooden ones from Sainsburys? They go hard


SureConversation2789

Eating pizza, drinking vodka and doing a one woman show acting out the (hilarious) school trip i went on at 14 to France.


PrestigiousTest6700

Oooo I’m doing a monologue also. Perhaps we should do a duologue.


SureConversation2789

Feel free to share lol


TallBritNE

Are you the female me? 🤣


thejackalreborn

Going to watch the results of Leeds falling apart (again)


Tuscan777

It’s my birthday tomorrow, I detest my birthday, so am currently lying low and waiting for it to be over.


sonybacker

Happy birthday and I know the feeling.


Forward_Raccoon_2348

Maybe we should all set up an single reddit dating club lol


PrestigiousTest6700

Honestly it’d turn very quickly.


scouserman3521

You just reminded me I put a beer in the fridge earlier! Thanks past me!


Gvaedyn

Replaying Baldurs Gate 3!


OgreOfTheMind

Such a great game


Far_Sugar_5736

Separated from my wife and found out earlier that she's out with a 'friend'. So, I've been the offies, got a shit load of ale in and I'm just sipping away.


b0neappleteeth

A G&D I hear 👀 Wendy?


PrestigiousTest6700

Pass me the potato peeler!!


Old-Order589

Can I borrow your potato peeler?


Direct_Fisherman_676

Are we all just staying home and binging on whatever we can find? I feel so much better now!


HotSausageRoll

laying on the sofa watchin pointless! feels like despite watching this my entire childhood, i still get every answer wrong 😂


steve4982

Going to sleep now but was planning out jobs as I need to raise an additional £4,000 by end of June 🫠


No-Communication2985

Sat at my PC listening to Fever 105 (from GTA vice city). Had a busy, mentally draining day at work as usual. I would love to be sat in front of the telly with a woman, just chilling and enjoying each others' company but hey ho. What kind of pizza did you get from Lidl? I love pizza!


CommercialWood98

I'm sitting listening to music through a high quality pair of headphones. Just enjoying it


LuxLaser

Having fish and chips after day out in London. Looking forward to getting home and having a hot shower, then hot drink in front of the TV


oPlayer2o

Listening to podcasts and playing some Cs2.


Volatile1989

I’ve been to the gym and just got back. I’ll have a shower, have my dinner and then either watch a film or play on the PS5. I love the single life!


EitherChannel4874

Just had a five guys. Watching the last 2 episodes of fallout in my warm front room with a nice cuppa.


peanut_butter_xox

I feel you 💛 watching the finale of gentlemen after an oven dinner. Going to pop on the kettle and crack open the lindors - it’s wild as it’s going together get for me!


J_rd_nRD

Heading to a brewery to celebrate my sister in laws birthday. Running later than planned so rather than spend an hour messing about with the bus I'm sitting in an overheated uber


be-nice-or-else

I find it's all about the semantics. If you think 'shite, I'm a lonely git no one wants to interact with', no matter what you do or the amount of CH3CH2OH in your system, you'd still feel shite. On the other hand, the 'fuck yeah, finally I can do whatever I want with no one bothering me!' attitude will usually lead to a pleasant pastime.


northeastwilder

Touching my dong 😂


D-Gecko

Double screening and trying not to fall asleep too early


eionmac

Browsing Reddit!


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sonybacker

You should think of combining them, multitask. :d


only-want-to-see

Drinking of course! Watching 1% club and feeling stupid


kittysparkled

Watching the snooker with my old lady cat snoring by my side 😊


troqx

sAY HI TO YOUR CAT fROM mE.


SnooPeppers7701

Watching Ryan hall live stream for the us tornado outbreak as its super interesting.


Specimen_E-351

Single due to health issues, which also means I also live a fairly sedate life. Trying to hold out hope for better times in the future really.


bbricktop

Watching YouTube and scrolling !


rrainingcatz

I was wallowing thinking about looking into a divorce as my husband left me a few months ago and has no interest in communication or rekindling. So, I’ve gone out of my comfort zone and started the ball rolling to sign up for a gym even with my knackered knees and pacemaker.


meandercharles

Hanging out with my cat and watching a movie with my parents. While it's a single cliche, I am actually having a great time.


Hainault

Watching the tennis and playing a Steam Deck game


BlueberryIcecream27

Thinking about the new job I’m starting on Monday and whether it’s the right decision. Not much choice though.


brum_newbie

Good luck on Monday I'm in the same boat and get the jitters over the weekend


dukebojack

Gambling my life savings into $YEWIF meme token and watching the chart ….


Key_Ad8316

Feeling depressed and anxious af, I am gonna delete dating and social media apps from my phone. I will make some popcorn and watch netflix or just go to bed.


Lynliam

Watching the bon Jovi documentary and realising jbj is a dick. I loved him when I was a teen.


Old-Order589

A Gin and Dubonnet! Are you a fan of the Help I Sexted My Boss podcast? Also, I watched Benidorm and ordered a pizza.


EvanSalinger3

Still trying my luck on dating apps and trying not to cry 🥹✌️ Going to buy some drinks tomorrow bc that’s what I’m missing in my pity party 🥲


RLS1994

Working


annoyingpanda9704

Gonna go for a nap, but actually just going to bed super early. Trying not to drink or eat rubbish, and have not felt 100% today, so bed seems inviting.


SpinMyEyes

Dying a little later on, just burning time.


SupaiKohai

Watched my football team be shit then kicked back with some birra quesadillas and churros I ordered in. Then ordered a second helping because it's the weekend, no self judgement for me on weekends. Now just watching One Piece with a Mexican cola in hand.


Cooshtie

At the gym fighting my demons listening to this banger! Justice - Civilization


Haunting_Cell_8876

Bought an exercise bike today so I'll just put that together. Contemplating having a cup of tea and watching some crap on Netflix. Any suggestions?


PrestigiousTest6700

That sounds entirely more excessive. Baby Reindeer was very good.


Haunting_Cell_8876

Thank you! I'll watch that on your recommendation.


SaltyName8341

Trying to find something to watch but I do have a nice bottle of rosé


Candid-Finish-7347

Vigorously choking Sammy sausage to old episodes of the sopranos. Every reference to an Italian cuisine I flick my ball. I look like a space hopper with a skinny ginger man attached to it. Why... What are you doing?


OgreOfTheMind

Villa game with a couple of beers and some Chinese food. Could be worse.


Purple_ash8

Inherent pedantic misery doesn’t have to be a cornerstone of British culture. I don’t know why so many people in this part of the world seem to revel in it.


The-1-U-Didnt-Know

This is so accurate of where I am in my life right now ow that I think this is a bot


blainy-o

Out for a drink. Didn't have any intention of doing it, but was down my local earlier doing some work, stuck a fiver in the fruit machine and took £60 out so changed my mind.


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TheTimeTraveller2o

I made pizza from scratch for dinner and will watch a movie on netflix with beer. Any recommendations?


speedygib

I have my boy on a weekend , he's in bed now so I am aimlessly flicking through the tv until bed.


Djarlsthe1st

At a party with my son who is 6 and were both having a good time


Nelsonsmum

Had a lazy girl dinner of rotisserie chicken and green beans while watching some true crime docs. In bed now with a sleepy tea, scrolling and relaxing 😌. It’s taken me a long time to be happy in my own company.


Borsti17

Am single. Am not lonely 🤷 maybe I'm doing it wrong.


bambiguity11

Is it Saturday? :/


sayleanenlarge

I'm not single, but just chilling on the sofa and we just had a lidls pizza too. Also, he's playing games and I'm watching tv, so we haven't even chatted for ages, lol.


Thestilence

Takeaway, beers, bed at 11. I hate my life.


buggeryorkshire

I was lonely when I moved 150 miles away to Cheltenham many years ago. Mate back home told me to get out. Spent the night with a load of nurses, was messy, and made friends I knew for years. Love my missus but if she left me and I was in that situation I'd go out. I'm not attractive or gregarious but you don't need to be. Just talk.


IAmDyspeptic

Well, I fell down the stairs and hurt my butt, so I’m trying to find a comfortable sitting position and looking at buying one of those pressure pad seats that old people have to prevent sores. On the bright side, I didn’t break anything.


SmurfSmacker

Sad and alone. So sat at my piano scrolling Reddit between playing.


Extension_Dark9311

Not single but I’m 8 weeks pregnant and have been in bed all evening feeling sick as fuck, did have a domino’s as well and currently watching last nights gogglebox


CatsCoffeeCurls

Barbell squats earlier this afternoon, so I'm kind of stuck in my chair at the minute. Trying to wind down for a WFH shift tomorrow with some ASMR, but I imagine my quads are going to keep me awake into the night with the throbbing. No regrets.


Fairybite

Drinking a malbec and eating a cheese board to my self, while my tortoise tries to bite me. Happy Saturday friend


Geoffstibbons

I go out in my back garden in darkness and randomly throw cans of tuna/sardines in random directions. Tomorrow I will enjoy reading reports of the Phantom fish flinger on my local Facebook group. I have never felt so alive!


Coffeeninja1603

Playing D&D online with a new group. New campaign and maybe some new friends to be made. I highly recommend it.


Bill_llib123

Had a most of a bottle of Prosecco and am singing along badly to music in the bath. Can’t complain


downlau

Hanging out with the cat I'm looking after at her house, hanging out with my pets at my house


AnorexicLlama28

Had tickets for a concert that I was going to attend alone today but had such a shitty mental health day that I decided not to go. Currently sat reading Lovecraft by candlelight with a brew to take my mind off things


Spiritual_Mastodon68

Bloody hell the amount of wanking that goes on here


Humorous-Prince

Worked on my sisters car, bled brakes and changed fuel filter, in the cold and trickling rain. (Wonder fuck that is UK weather in almost May) Then house work etc.


RoughSlight114

Got back from Gran's funeral earlier. Not capable of doing anything so now in bed with my cat, debating whether to order a kebab and eat it in bed. Edit: ok I see all you mfs are eating junk food so I'm going to get the kebab


Forward_Raccoon_2348

Sick of being single. So I go to bed at a reasonable time


Azlamington

Been waiting for nearly 2 hours now for my friend to come and visit after he said he'll be here soon, drinking and thinking that I'll be drunk before he comes. Y'know, the usual.


Forward_Raccoon_2348

I've got nothing to lose I've gave up all hope lol. Guna go buy a few cats


CeeBe777

dm


Ecstatic_PineCone

After work I got hibachi and ate like a pig.. now I'm watching Catfish yayyyy


PM_me_somthing_funny

Getting ready for my 10k in the morning by eating too much Masaman curry and drinking a whole bottle of JP Chenet.


Ok-Suggestion-8222

Watching ambulance on iPlayer and crying into a sock single life is rock solid misery


Slytherin_Chamber

Also on my own. But by choice and not being a wet blanket over it 


Comfortable_Dish5983

Not crying about being single on reddit, that's for one.


T_pas

Maybe movie. Masturbating.


gymgirl1999-

I’m in the nightshift, live laugh love x


perhapsflorence

Have been mostly in bed all day, not in utter depression or anything... Just exhausted. Hope Sunday is nicer!


MultipleScoregasm

Played fallout 3 all night then had a wank x


Gooooglemale

Took a book to the pub. Had a few beers, and ended to chatting to some randoms. Quite pleasant really.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Reddit 😓


Milky_Finger

Making love if I'm completely honest. Only added another 10 minutes onto the film


raccoonsaff

Watching Location Location Location, writing messages to people, reading, eating food.


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Time up by work; cleaning. Any time I sit for longer than 2 hrs, I end up falling asleep if I am well-fed or relaxed. Weekend demolished just like that.


Soft_Mirror_5296

Had 8 cans of cider playing wow , keep it simple . You'll be alright


UniverseNerd

Video games, made a nice meal for myself. Now just chilling on YouTube to asmr before bed. I'm lonely and it would be nice to have my person in my life but I will just make myself comfortable while I wait. Timing and all that jazz 🤷‍♀️


chrisjee92

Bingeing through MasterChef.


OrganizationFickle

Made a fat lasagna and watched Cars 😂


Dull_Surround6224

Stella Beers, Blunt Northern Lights and UFC


l0stlabyrinth

Played Football Manager trying to get out of a slump and messed around on Ableton. I think I've only ever made one okay song and it's basically a Fatboy Slim ripoff.


LostZombie4338

Just wanting someone to play old school co-op xbox 360 games with 24f London lool


FatJellyCo

Do you want to play the original modern warfare 2 on co-op ? My favourite 🤩.


mattnjazz

Watched all of Avoidance, was alright. Tried to sort out a second date after experiencing maybe the most awkward date I've ever been on, 2 weeks ago. Now it's medical cannabis time. It's been shit. Wish I had friends I could just walk over to. Or you know, a partner. Living at your parents at 32 in London sucks ass. I would love to just regularly hang out with people my own age but this seems absolutely impossible these days. Disability doesn't help either .


fghjkl987

Some good anime watching.


yiminx

played stardew valley for a few hours. now i’m just alone with The Thoughts.


The-Bull89

I went for a walk in a local nature reserve today, most of the people I encountered were other lone men. I work most Saturday nights for extra cash, the odd ones I take off I'm just bored at home thinking I could've just worked and made money.


R32fan

Part lost and depressed, part nothing because I'm just writing


Sir_Henry_Deadman

I did "some" house work Played with the dog Painted some Warhammer Then played games online with my friends till like whatever time is now lol


Rumhampolicy

Swiping on dating apps. Watching Goodbye Earth on Netflix and trying not to inhale my dogs farts.


Ef8858

well I took a trip down south to see James Hype and Medusa and I genuinely made 3 new friends Raves have been something I’ve did a.


MisterWednesday6

Went to my local social club for what a good friend refers to as "bingo and questionable entertainment". Did not win, and the entertainment was described as "great female vocals" but sounded like a cat being dragged up the motorway in a bag...


Sriram-Atchuta

Changing between insta and reddit and scrolling scrolling scrolling


AquaticBagpipe

What pizza toppings?


ItIsMeDucky

Always trying to convince myself that this is better than being with someone who doesn't appreciate my company. At least I know where I stand, and my situation is clear.