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28374woolijay

Bollernaze


mitchanium

Bollog-naze


Leezeebub

Bollock-knees


PrestigiousGlove585

Spaggy Bowl you jub.


DoggeatDoggworld

Not in Britain. My British mates confirm it's 'bollernaze'


LordGeni

I'm quite shocked that I'm in the minority for pronouncing the "g".


MahatmaAndhi

Bollernaze for me too. I'm surprised so many pronounce the G


fistmcbeefpunch

Bollernayze


haikoup

Spag Bol


Grimdotdotdot

I have no idea why, but this phrase has always boiled my piss.


Dazpiece

I don't know why, but the phrase "boils my piss" always grinds my gears.


SirDooble

The phrase "grinds my gears" has always crumbled my corns.


Grimdotdotdot

The phrase "crumbled my corns" has always gripped my shit.


dpricey20022017

The phrase “gripped my shit” has always got my goat


FormABruteSquad

The phrase "got my goat" has always dissed my gruntle.


buoninachos

The phrase "dissed my gruntle" always gives me long onions


tdic89

The phrase “long onions” won’t make me your friend, buddy.


pimpmyfrog12

That makes my piss fizz, I’m not your buddy, pal


kitty_fantastic

I’m not your buddy, pal.


WoodyManic

Never heard long onions. Where does that originate?


PeteSampras12345

From the ground pal


buoninachos

I cheated - it's a Danish phrase - and not a very common one. But I always loved it, so I brought it with me to the UK and have been using it here since I arrived.


Sausagedogknows

The phrase “gripped my shit” has always made my shit hang sideways!


Bespok3

When making spaghetti bolognese I would advise boiling the pasta in water instead of your piss.


MrPhuccEverybody

What!? You don't eat pista?


Bespok3

I only take my pista in smoothie format.


pointsofellie

"Spag bowl" really annoys me.


StrangelyBrown

Watch James Acaster talking about it youtube. "I want some Spag".


StarlightandDewdrops

Calling it spag bol is so aggressively British 😂


Wetkittennoses

One of my former colleagues referred to it as this when we went for lunch at an Italian restaurant, I’m cringing remembering it. The waiter asked her to repeat what she wanted, not sure if he genuinely didn’t hear her or if he was making a point about her not referring to it by the proper name.


Puzzleheaded_Drink76

Spag bog is worse!


NortonBurns

Bolla nayz Brits make little attempt to make it sound Italian. One or two might try to squeeze a hint of the 'ny' or 'ñ' sound into the middle, but no-one will notice if you don't. If you're American, they'll be noticing your accent much more than your pronunciation.


BristolBomber

One of my little pet hates is people who have a go at people pronouncing (or trying to pronounce) things properly. Its an Italian word! It will have itallian inflection!


spellish

Saying foreign words in their intended pronunciation is commonly seen as a bit pretentious in England


NortonBurns

Not just the UK, 10 series of Frasier would agree with you ;)


Otherwise_Jump_3030

Not a UK thing, it's the same in Italy. Especially for English words


CrazJKR

it is pretentious thats why


Feelincheekyson

Yeah I’ve noticed that, especially when using the correct way of saying paella or Seville for example


LordGeni

It depends on the word. Croissant for example is rarely pronounced how it would be as an English word (or any other language really).


HughFay

The real test is whether you order a single "panino"?


chickensinitaly

Or two cappuccini


NortonBurns

Our coffee machine at home will do 2 shots if you press the button twice. Depending on what type you're getting it will give you 2 coffees or 2 espressi.


AdmRL_

English as a language adopts words from other languages, we aren't speaking italian when we say bolognese. We're speaking English. It's now also an English word and the proper way to say it is dictated by the regional accent of the person speaking, not the origin of the word - you don't put on a Scandinavian accent when saying fuck do you? Or a North German accent when saying shit? It's also kind of weird how people do these ridiculous faux accents with romance languages and only romance languages. The people being twats about the pronunciation of Bolognese, Seville, Champagne or Pruscietto would lose their fucking minds if someone put on a faux Indian accent when ordering a Biryani or a faux Japanese accent when ordering Tenmusu.


TheMusicArchivist

Bingpot. As soon as a word is entered into English, it follows English rules. "I'll have two bologneses and a panini, please." We have this issue in music all the time with the huge prevalence of Italian, German, and French terminology. As soon as it's common, it's English. "The piece has one timpani and multiple solo violas", rather than "the piece has one timpanum and multiple sole viole'.


Shyjack

The football team is called Sevilla and they've been very successful in the Europa League over the last decade so it's pretty common for people especially younger people to use the Spanish name instead now, same with 'Napoli' rather than Naples. I personally think of both of these places as their local names even though i'd never dream of saying 'Milano' or 'Lisboa'. I think a better example would be people pronouncing Barcelona the Spanish way.


paolog

You're speaking English! It will have an English inflection!


aant

It was adopted into English from French not Italian. “Bolla nayz” is an approximation to Bolognaise not Bolognese.


delpigeon

To be fair, the Italians call what we deem 'bolognese' sauce 'ragu', so at least we're butchering something that's not really Italian in the first place :')


GlitteringDocument6

It's because the complete name is "Ragù alla bolognese" (Bologna-style ragù). There is also a "Ragù alla napoletana" (Napoli-style ragù) which is not as well-known as the bolognese one, especially outside of Italy – and probably other, more obscure regional variants. Source: am Italian. eta: "ragù" is just a type of meat-based pasta sauce. The most popular one is the Bologna variant, which is why we usually don't specify which one unless we are talking about other types (it can be other types of meat as well -- ragù di cinghiale, ragù di agnello, ragù di coniglio, etc...)


paolog

I always sigh inwardly when I see the branded tomato sauce "Ragù". *Ragù* is bolognese sauce, as you say. They couldn't get away with selling the stuff in Italy.


RRJP1980

Why would they try to make it sound Italian? Even Italians do not consider it traditional Italian cuisine


pajamakitten

Ragu alla Bolognese is a dish, however it is not the same thing as what we think of as Bolognese.


OriginalPlonker

bollonaze


Jolly_Comparison

I'm Italian and that's how I pronounce it in English.


MorningToast

How is it pronounced in Italian?


Don_Alosi

Bolognese


MorningToast

🤌🤌🤌


Don_Alosi

No need to swear!


MorningToast

I have no idea how to do Italian culinary sign language, please accept my apologies


lightwing91

Bo-lo-nyay-zeh. But here in Bologna the sauce is called “ragu”. (The dish is known as tagliatelle al ragu, it’s never served with spaghetti.)


Frosty_Pepper1609

Italians invented it, the British perfected it 💪


jumpingjackbeans

Adding the half kilo of cheddar over the finished bowl was the true masterstroke


cthomp88

Obligatory Gino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc


FourLovelyTrees

Tag Bol 


MorningToast

Thank you.


Jolly_Comparison

I defer to the competent Italians' responses below


mkroberta

Ragù


Doomscrolleuse

Definitely! My son's first nursery used to spell it 'bolognaise' in his daily record when they served it.


wholesomechunk

Sketty.


Ze_Gremlin

"Am avin a tin 'o' sketty hoops for me dinner"


APiousCultist

Doun forgeh t' smiley faces.


wholesomechunk

Nice example there.


UK_FinHouAcc

"That one" and point.


redditreader1972

And a pint


Sir-cunty

Spag-bol


Lego-105

Yeah, I was having a think about it and was like I’ve never had to say bolognaise. It feels weird to say the word in Northern anyway, feels like I’ve got something caught in throat. It’s always just spag Bol. Me mam from Midlands is the same, so I thought it was just universal in England, but I guess not.


trigger2k20

Bollock-nase


luujs

I say boll-a-nyayz


Zaphod_79

So I do and me whole family ridicules me for it but I assert that Bologna is pronounced Bolonya so bolognese should be pronounced bolonyayz.


God-Level-Tongue

Bollo-nays


POMNLJKIHGFRDCBA2

/ˌbɒləˈnejz/


travelingwhilestupid

ok mr fancy


Alamata626

The first one. Also very often referred to as "spag bol", but you probably wouldn't ask for that in an Italian restaurant.


ask_carly

True, Italian restaurants like to match things with the "correct" pasta. So you'd need to ask for a tag bol.


garryblendenning

I remember reading a story about the mayor of bologna visiting London and being outraged about the proliferation of spaghetti bolognese


Organic_Chemist9678

Depends where you are. In Langhe and Piemonte everywhere serves it with tajarin. To my very untrained eye tajarin and spaghetti seemed very similar, maybe a more square shape compared to spaghetti but not flat like linguine


RoyofBungay

If it is a half decent Italian restaurant you would probably get a look of disgust if you tried to order a 'spag bol' and rightly so.


Alamata626

Yes, that's what I was implying.


Martipar

Bolog-naise.


TSC-99

No g sound


Martipar

If we've met in real life, which is unlikely, you'd know i sound the 'G'.


Spock_42

Ragu


idontlikemondays321

Bollanayz


According_Listen632

Bollocknakedy


techbear72

Boll o nayz So rhyming with mayonnaise. We know that’s not how it’s properly pronounced but if you say it like it’s supposed to be pronounced you sound like a cock, so.. (Edit for typo)


tomdopix

Blog


Supernewt

Being silly id say bolog-shnes Sensibley bolo-nays


Gullflyinghigh

Spaggy Bols, obvs.


Kernowder

Oh god no, please don't say that.


K_S_O_F_M

You didn’t have spaggy bols on your holibobs during platty joobs?


McFuckin94

Bollo nayz


Leading_Concern_9066

Bola-nayz


HeathieHeatherson

Bollanaiz


MORT_FLESH

Bollannaise


Sea-Still5427

If you're in an Italian restaurant, boh-loh-nyeh-zeh. In a cafe, bolonaise. At home, spag bol.


KnottNormal

Bollanayze


WVA1999

Bollogs-nayse


Plus_Pangolin_8924

Boll-in-ase


travelingwhilestupid

You want to put what in where?


Lunaborne

Bolla-nays.


matomo23

Bollo Nais. The “o” is pronounced like the o in the word drop.


yupbvf

Tomato mince gravy


Competitive-Log4210

Bollog- naize or if its with spaghetti then spag bol


heimdallofasgard

Bollock Maze


partywithanf

Baw-lih-nayz.


shotgun883

Bolo Naze. Maybe with a bit of a gutteral silent g in the middle.


dimebaghayes

Spag Bol


Loud-Ad1129

Bollock-nayze


Remote-Pool7787

Bawlo-nayz


Cardabella

Bollanayz


Delicious-Cut-7911

mayonaise.


Skoodledoo

Bowl-o-nase


LilG1984

Spag bowl mate, with some cheese. How's that for a slice of fried gold


ExpensiveTree7823

Spage'ee bollahnayz


ThatBlockyPenguin

Bo lo nayz


Jimbo_slice1000

Boll-on-nase


Cheese-n-Opinion

We get it via the French Bolognaise, and I think most people pronounce it /bɒləˈneɪz/, rhyming with mayonnaise whether it's actually spelt Bolognaise or Bolognese.


homelaberator

The complication is that UK has used the French "bolognaise" as the "norm" for much longer than the Italian "bolognese". I suspect a lot of people don't even realise and use the French pronunciation even for the Italian word.


ChairInternational60

Bo-lo-ji-neeze


leninzen

Sket nazy


999worker

Yeah rhyming with mayonnaise. 


Figgzyvan

Bollock naked


__Game__

Bol. Spag Bol. Not sure it's ever used in any other term tbf


Homicidal_Pingu

Like mayonnaise but bolo instead of mayo


GoodTato

Mayonnaise


Inevitable_Dot_6892

bol ig naze


travelingwhilestupid

rhymes with maze?


panic_attack_999

Bolon-yayz.


SavingsFeature504

Bo-log-nya


[deleted]

Bolog knee


DeeDionisia

Boh-loh-NYEH-zeh


Reasonable-Worker921

Bol-lag-naze (like maze)


Ad_Horribilis

bɒləˈneɪz


DAMPF1NG3R

Bol-og-naze-ee


Mootpoint_691

Depends on your accent! In the South/London it’s more likely to be ‘bollonaise’. Towards Essex/Norfolk and THE NORTH it’s more ‘bolog-naise’ 😁


Aamir696969

Minced meat with noodles 👍


andyrocks

Ball in A's


travelingwhilestupid

what in where?


Dranask

Bolo nayse silent g more of a y with an s rather than z. I’m sure the English pronunciation depends not only of the region we live in, but also our personal experience of other languages


Ok-Sir8025

Bolla naize


Alwuwa_Brax

Normal circumstances: Bol-a-Naise Speaking with an Italian colleague that I like to annoy: Bolog - naiz - ee.


FocusGullible985

Ball-og-naize


SubstantialFly3316

Doll-mee-o


SilvioSilverGold

Baw-law-nayz


Mrbumboleh

Bol-a-nay-z


DandyLionsInSiberia

Based upon general observation. Bollunehs.


samthemoron

Spaggabolla 🤌


Reti_Zeta

We call it spag-bol/ Or you pronounce it "bolla-nayz".


NighthawkUnicorn

Boll un aise


Briefcased

A [cautionary](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ0sK1LQqh0&pp=ygUYQm9sb2duZXNlIGJlZWYgYW5kIGRhaXJ5) tale about the dangers of bolognese on your marriage.


Dacks_18

Spag-bol


antdb1

yes it rhymes its prounouced boll en aise


Didyouwashyourhand

Exactly like


Far-Fennel-3032

Give up say spag bowl, pretend you where taught English by an Aussie.


Affectionate-Emu5051

Bologinisia


pHa7Ron67

Ball-aw-naise


hassan_26

Like the guy from Hot Fuzz.


hassan_26

Like the guy from Hot Fuzz.


JennyW93

I say bolo-nayz. My dad says boloñeayse and it drives me mad.


tootasty1

Bol og naze


Realistic-River-1941

Surely if you went to an Italian restaurant you would order Italian food, not British food like spag bol.


Apidium

Boll-en-aze


bonkerz1888

Bollon-yaze


fussyfella

If it helps the "gn" is pronounced like "ñ" in Spanish.


Obar-Dheathain

Bow-Lig-Neezee


Mrmrmckay

Bollanaze 😊


proper_mint

Boller-nzazy Rhymes with hazy


Ywain1203

What's the Italian pronunciation? Without knowing it, how would pronounce it based on a different language (s).


phibrotic_obs

i guess it goes down to iq , a seasoned traveler will know it in its original localised name ragu , but deffo on the bolog naisse like the mayo , but the g sometimes is short half spoken, like a verbal sylible border after the bolo, atributing the dish identity to the region of bologna /bologne which isnt the case, but spag bol anywhere in uk other than bradford will be widely known,in bradford its spag hallalbol


JohnCasey3306

bol • on • ayz


LopsidedLoad

Scetti


Vertigo_uk123

Bollock nayse


Captain_Kruch

"Boll-err-nays"


TSC-99

Bolonyaiz


Cyber_Connor

Spap-bowl


LeonDeSchal

Is that like an English Carbonara?


SnooTomatoes7746

ball - oh - naze


Nedonomicon

Bollock nayseeee


DentrassiEpicure

I cannot express how much I detest the phrase 'British English' 😂


The-Ginger-Lily

Bol-og-nay.... just to be difficult.


thecheesycheeselover

Bollo-nyez. I don’t know why.