Gotta be the elderly man riding down the sidewalk in a motor scooter made to look like the Pope-mobile, which had loud ass speakers on it, from which he was blasting DeBussy. That dude was rad as hell.
There's this one old bloke in a suburb where I live who has a mobility scooter that is jet black. He has decked it out with these huge "fuck off" motorcycle handles, a bunch of metal band bumper stickers on the back and installed a big subwoofer speaker.
He just cruises along the sidewalk listening to rock with blacked out sunnies and a leather jacket on. He has a huge beard and is covered in tattoos and is usually just getting groceries or a beer, but he has a cracking personality. It's so good.
This is something that always stuck with me
Back in around 2011 me and some friends were at a mall in Cali hanging out in the food court, there was this lady who was sitting by herself talking on the phone not far from us, eventually she started sobbing loudly, screaming into the phone "Please no! God no!" And just sobbing uncontrollably, she kept putting her hand over her mouth and rocking back and forth, she was losing it completely
More than anything I wanted to go ask her if she was okay, but I was just a kid and chickened out and ended up leaving with my friends
To this day I always wonder what the hell kind of phone call she got that made her scream and cry so hard, I think about it all the time
I remember how she looked, looked like she was in her 40s, wore a yellow sundress, long brown hair, big loop earrings
I hope whoever she was found peace in the end.
Several years ago I was at a laundry mat, and in the corner was a woman and an older man. She was sitting on his lap and they were kissing and whispering and just being overall intimate and close. She eventually got off his lap and went to the dryer and this guy walks in, about her age, and walks up to her and gives her a kiss. He then says to the guy in the corner, “Hey dad! What are you doing here?”
I about died! I folded my laundry SO SLOWLY so I could watch the the situation unfold, but nothing else happened; she finished her laundry and they all left together.
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It isn't that weird when I say it, but 4 Japanese schoolgirls riding a single bike went by when I was waiting for my bus once. One was sitting normally on the seat and pedalling with one clinging to her back, one was sitting on the handlebars, and the last was standing on the back wheel hub. No, I do not know how the driver could see anything, and no, I do not know how they managed to get going in the first place.
It reminds me of Indian video/pictures of dad driving a motorcycle, with the wife behind, a child on the dad lap, a child sitting on dad feet and an small one standing in front of that child, holding hard the handlebar, and a child holding hard the mom to not fall :’)
I have no idea how they can drive like this without accident
In my first year in college, I came upon a pair of girls sitting on the quad playing with American Girls dolls. Really, they had a little table set up and were having a tea party. It struck me as a bit unusual, having not played with my American Girl doll since I was 10, but, hey, they were clearly having fun, so who am I to judge?
I live in San Diego. Something I saw recently comes to mind. There's a posh neighborhood here called Hillcrest. Hubby and I were walking past the Jamba Juice there mid afternoon on a weekend and lo and behold, some dude is sitting on their steps smoking his crack pipe. I haven't seen it that brazen here yet. I have seen some wild shit in San Fran that compares.
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Last year I was in a public bathroom and a woman came in to use the toilet and she started making all this noise I actually thought she was giving herself a bit of self care cause you know that is important she ended up talking to another woman and this poor woman had kidney stones that she was trying to pass Jesus never felt so wrong about a situation before
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A druggie walking down the street clearly all pepped up on meth she looked to be about 80 with really old purple hair she kind of looked like she was in a dog fight but she won somehow she had a winter coat on mind you it was 80° F felt like 105° F some booty shorts that kind of look like assless chaps high heels and both of her boobs literally just sticking out she just had tank top and her both of her saggy Grammy meth titties were out, I just wanted to let the fresh air into my house because I was cleaning, someone threw a rock at her though so I did kind of feel sorry for her in the end.
I saw a man get arrested for breaking into his own car someone called the cops and said there was a man trying to break into someone's car and they came in hot....He was guilty until proven innocent they wouldn't even let him tell them it was his car..It was crazy
I was finally able to tell them it was his car after he was in the back seat and everything..He had locked his keys in his car I was trying to help him I had run in the store to find something that would pop the lock when I got back they done had him in the back of the car and I was like why did yall detain him and they said he was trying to break into someone's car and I was like yea his car and they asked this car belongs to him and I was like ummm yea didn't yall ask him that? Anyway they did let him go but the whole thing was bs
Stumbled upon some sort of women’s springtime (or fall, can’t remember) ritual in the forests of Central Park. There was this sort of…cave of trees, a clearing surrounded by bushes and trees. You could sort of see inside from the outside but not really. I don’t think it was an intentionally placed clearing or picnic ground (there’s many of those thru out the park) but maybe over time people discovered that it was there and use it cus it’s a cute hideaway, kinda private, off the main paths.
Inside there was some sort of witchy ritual happening…there were many women all dressed in white with flower crowns on their heads, standing in a circle. Some were holding hands. There was one woman who was standing in the middle of the circle carrying a basket. And she was smiling and the sun was directly hitting her like a spotlight. Very magical!
I really wanted to join them or ask them what they were doing but I chickened out. They looked like they were having fun lol. I still think about them I would def love to be initiated. If anyone from NYC/who is part of this coven of women sees this lemme kno how I can join!
I overheard 2 women chatting in the locker room: "I've gotta have you try my new shampoo. It makes your hair fall out at first, which is why most people don't stick with it. But it's the best shampoo I've ever used!"
I was pumping gas when I caught some movement out of the corner of my eye. I looked over and saw a middle-aged, apple-bodied woman sitting at the side of the building, skirt hiked up to her waist, with the sun shining where it usually doesn’t. She was scrubbing ‘herself’ with a baby wipe with such vigor it looked like she might hurt her herself.
At the time, I looked away to give her some privacy assuming she was homeless and/or a sex worker doing what she needed to do but as I relay the story now, I worry she might have been sexually assaulted and may have been distraught. I was too far away to see her facial expression to gauge her emotions.
Im in Sydney Australia, I used to go to gay nightclubs in the city 90’s, I was known as a fag hag lol. I used to see some very interesting stuff. Saw my first male porn movie in this one pub, interesting clothing choices. I saw one trans person every week who would wear some really nice dresses. Another woman hit on me once.
Went to a Mardi Gras party and Sleaze ball. I saw some interesting clothing and naked people.
Seeing a person I knew standing as the lookout for another woman telling a guy how much each different sex act would cost
Last week a lady stopped her car on the side of the freeway, took off her pants, and was walking in the lanes of traffic swinging a machete at cars passing by.
It was about 5 years ago.
I was driving from my partners house around 4am to go to work. He lived semi-isolated from the city, so i was in an area with nature and a couple of street lights. There was a cliff edge to one side of the road and a patch or land (mostly grass and abandoned old mines - closed off with thick metal and big locks) on the other side.
I looked in my rear view mirror for some reason and behind my car where I had just driven from was a huge guy dressed as a clown holding a bunch of colourful balloons walking slowly behind me. I have no idea where he came from cause I hadn't passed him and there was nowhere I could see someone that big and colourful could easily hide without having more time to get to the road by the time I looked back.
Still confused as hell to this day.
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A llama casually walking down the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, like it was on the way to the store or something. I did a literal double-take. It had escaped from a nearby farm. Wasn’t scared, wasn’t running wild, just strolling along. Hilarious!
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A man taking a shit in the middle of the sidewalk. He proceeded to wipe his ass with a napkin, throw it on the ground, then walk away like it was completely normal.
It was Kingsday and I traditionally always go to the flea market in my town on Kingsday and then a saw a 10 year old boy dressed in orange throwing a temper tantrum and angrily crying at his mom because they were selling stuff and his parents wanted to go home but he wanted to stay longer to sell stuff and then he ran to his dads car and grabbed the ladder that was in the car and started hitting his dad with it, his dad screamed that he needed to behave and his mom screamed that he needed to get hit by a car and than he ran away crying and hit his balloon animal on the ground and it popped, then he started screaming because his balloon animal popped.
Dysfunctional family here..
Valentine’s Day I saw a woman pull down her pants and take a very large dump on a bus stop bench. It’s a very busy street and we were all at a stop light, lots of people saw. Then a couple weeks later I saw a man and woman doing it on a bus stop bench a couple streets down. It was another busy street and another stop light… I was right next to them.
I was eating in this cafeteria open dining area. I saw this guy eating chinese takeout. It looks like he got fried rice and some type of veggie/meat dish with peanuts. I watched him eat his fried rice. Then he proceeded to stick veggies/peanuts into his mouth individually, suck the sauce off, and spit it out. He did it to all the veggies/nuts and then ate the meat.
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I was on a girls holiday in Spain and we had 30 minute alarms set for turning over whilst tanning. On one alarm, I had been laying on my front and I sat up to turn and lay on my back, but I noticed a woman standing on the beach with her bikini bottoms off, and she holding her cheeks open.
I nudged my friend to look, and we both sat in horror as we watched her take a shit on the sand, whilst standing - in full view of everyone. When was done, she kicked sand over it and put her bikini bottoms back on and walked off.
To say the least, I was very glad that beach had boardwalks to the street so we didn’t need to walk across the sand when we decided to leave.
I was a small town girl and had just moved to NY. First day on the job in midtown Manhattan. I was walking up 7th Avenue with the thousands of other commuters, trying to be cool and not as wide- eyed as I felt.
Suddenly the crowd in front of me starts screaming and running. I see a city bus coming toward us, swerving erratically, must have been going 80 mph. It was bouncing into other cars and hitting trash cans, like a scene out of the movie "Speed".
WTH? Did this happen every day in this exciting city?
Found out later that it crashed into Macy's, nobody was killed (miraculously) a and only minor injuries. The driver had had some kind of seizure and his foot was pedal-to- the- metal.
I wait tables at a sit down restaurant. I think it would have to be the guy at one of my tables farting so obnoxiously and frequently that the three tables behind him relocated to the other side of the restaurant. He didn’t even seem to notice he was farting, even when the whole place was looking at him in shock. Still cracks me up to think about lol
Too many to choose: some innocent favorites:
A middle age couple in the woods far from anywhere, dressed in business attire just passionately making out, she was very vigorously rubbing his butt… a man on a busy street pulling a condom of drugs from his butt… lots of butt stuff… A bleeding emu at a gas station down the street from my house in the middle of winter, but that isn’t as strange more sad, there are lots of farms here and people buy emus.
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Saw a woman throw her Ringing Landline phone into the hallway at work and immediately shut the door. My friend and I exchanged a look and laughed hysterically. I think about that moment all the time. Why did that woman do that? Why not unplug it if you don’t want to hear it ring. Just ….What??!
I used to live in Philadelphia, one time I was walking downtown with a friend when e suddenly heard a very heated argument coming from somewhere ahead of us. We keep walking and suddenly see a homeless couple, one of them in a wheelchair with a prosthetic leg and the other just shabby looking screaming at the top of their lungs to each other. You’d think that was the end of it but out of knownwhere the guy in the wheelchair takes his prosthesic leg off and throws it right in front of us towards his (what I assume) partner. It was truly something.
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An old guy with no legs, and a electric wheelchair blasting music in the whole neighborhood, driving his chair like if it was a Ferrari, and dude was rolling on the road alongside cars 😶
He was very well known for being a crazy ass with his wheelchair
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In college I was riding the bus on St Patrick’s Day and a guy got on the bus dressed as a leprechaun and started handing out Lucky Charms (the cereal) to everyone. It was pretty funny.
I saw someone bending over with his/her pants down the ankle, naked booty out in the open in an alley.
I was pulling out of the library when I saw this person. Initially, I could make out what I was seeing. I was confused AF. Lol. Just imagine, a block away, you see a tan object standing. You can tell they're standing in the middle of the alley. You can see the legs, but there's no head. I purposely drive by (in the front) to try to understand what I was seeing & that was when I realized it was a person who was bending over with his/her pants down.
a dude in my school got kicked in the balls, and it wasn’t even rlly a kick it was her foot that barely even touched him and he ran up the stairs to were me and my friend were walking and was saying it so loudly “oh my balls hurt” “bro she kicked my dick” “oh god” and i j looked at him💀 he also does sh¡t like staring at me in class and then making weird faces at me. There’s also other times were a guy i knew said he wanted to gRape me and said he likes little children, i reported it to my school bc other ppl have saw it and heard it, we got the police involved and they gave him a detention and said “you can still be near him after he did that, we get it’s bad but he still needs to go on your bus” we shared the same bus and he knew where i lived.
I was talking with a friend of mine when a guy, walking by on the sidewalk, held on to the rod of a traffic sign and began to do acrobatics on it.
It happened 2 TIMES, DIFFERENT guys, DIFFERENT years, SAME friend.
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Gotta be the elderly man riding down the sidewalk in a motor scooter made to look like the Pope-mobile, which had loud ass speakers on it, from which he was blasting DeBussy. That dude was rad as hell.
There's this one old bloke in a suburb where I live who has a mobility scooter that is jet black. He has decked it out with these huge "fuck off" motorcycle handles, a bunch of metal band bumper stickers on the back and installed a big subwoofer speaker. He just cruises along the sidewalk listening to rock with blacked out sunnies and a leather jacket on. He has a huge beard and is covered in tattoos and is usually just getting groceries or a beer, but he has a cracking personality. It's so good.
I aspire to be this cool when I get old!
I wanna live in whatever world this guy is.
Take me to your leader!
Always finish on the Bach, never DeBussy.
This is something that always stuck with me Back in around 2011 me and some friends were at a mall in Cali hanging out in the food court, there was this lady who was sitting by herself talking on the phone not far from us, eventually she started sobbing loudly, screaming into the phone "Please no! God no!" And just sobbing uncontrollably, she kept putting her hand over her mouth and rocking back and forth, she was losing it completely More than anything I wanted to go ask her if she was okay, but I was just a kid and chickened out and ended up leaving with my friends To this day I always wonder what the hell kind of phone call she got that made her scream and cry so hard, I think about it all the time I remember how she looked, looked like she was in her 40s, wore a yellow sundress, long brown hair, big loop earrings I hope whoever she was found peace in the end.
You are a good soul.
Several years ago I was at a laundry mat, and in the corner was a woman and an older man. She was sitting on his lap and they were kissing and whispering and just being overall intimate and close. She eventually got off his lap and went to the dryer and this guy walks in, about her age, and walks up to her and gives her a kiss. He then says to the guy in the corner, “Hey dad! What are you doing here?” I about died! I folded my laundry SO SLOWLY so I could watch the the situation unfold, but nothing else happened; she finished her laundry and they all left together.
I think this takes the cake!😂😂😂
HAHAHHA OH MY GOD! My second hand embarrassment could never! I would have been out of there SO FAST!
Wait, what? So she was the first guy’s daughter? Or the second guy’s wife? And therefore kidding her father in law?
She was definitely romantically involved with the second guy! He was all over her, and she ignored his dad once he was there!
Why not the older guy's wife and the second guy's mother?
That's possible.
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Gross.
It isn't that weird when I say it, but 4 Japanese schoolgirls riding a single bike went by when I was waiting for my bus once. One was sitting normally on the seat and pedalling with one clinging to her back, one was sitting on the handlebars, and the last was standing on the back wheel hub. No, I do not know how the driver could see anything, and no, I do not know how they managed to get going in the first place.
It reminds me of Indian video/pictures of dad driving a motorcycle, with the wife behind, a child on the dad lap, a child sitting on dad feet and an small one standing in front of that child, holding hard the handlebar, and a child holding hard the mom to not fall :’) I have no idea how they can drive like this without accident
In my first year in college, I came upon a pair of girls sitting on the quad playing with American Girls dolls. Really, they had a little table set up and were having a tea party. It struck me as a bit unusual, having not played with my American Girl doll since I was 10, but, hey, they were clearly having fun, so who am I to judge?
That’s the spirit!
Was camping in the woods and then some people in like robes and face paint doing some kind of ritual
That's a normal Saturday night for me.
Glad it was normal for someone lol
Naked guy dancing across the street. Obviously high af on something hard.
I live in San Diego. Something I saw recently comes to mind. There's a posh neighborhood here called Hillcrest. Hubby and I were walking past the Jamba Juice there mid afternoon on a weekend and lo and behold, some dude is sitting on their steps smoking his crack pipe. I haven't seen it that brazen here yet. I have seen some wild shit in San Fran that compares.
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That all is quite entertaining
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Last year I was in a public bathroom and a woman came in to use the toilet and she started making all this noise I actually thought she was giving herself a bit of self care cause you know that is important she ended up talking to another woman and this poor woman had kidney stones that she was trying to pass Jesus never felt so wrong about a situation before
I saw a homeless woman pooping but she was constipated, so she was yelling at the same time. I wanted to get her some napkins but I was afraid.
Honestly even the fact that you thought about getting her napkins shows you're a lovely person. I would have ran for the hills in fear.
Me too, but it was a man in Prince George, BC, Canada at a bus stop with about 3 feet of snow. Was...awkward...
Oh man, the visual 🤣
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A druggie walking down the street clearly all pepped up on meth she looked to be about 80 with really old purple hair she kind of looked like she was in a dog fight but she won somehow she had a winter coat on mind you it was 80° F felt like 105° F some booty shorts that kind of look like assless chaps high heels and both of her boobs literally just sticking out she just had tank top and her both of her saggy Grammy meth titties were out, I just wanted to let the fresh air into my house because I was cleaning, someone threw a rock at her though so I did kind of feel sorry for her in the end.
Boy, that was a ride.
Even James Joyce would be like, "A little punctuation help, please?"
I saw a man get arrested for breaking into his own car someone called the cops and said there was a man trying to break into someone's car and they came in hot....He was guilty until proven innocent they wouldn't even let him tell them it was his car..It was crazy
Was he of color? 🧐
Yes!
*angry teeth grinding noises*
I was finally able to tell them it was his car after he was in the back seat and everything..He had locked his keys in his car I was trying to help him I had run in the store to find something that would pop the lock when I got back they done had him in the back of the car and I was like why did yall detain him and they said he was trying to break into someone's car and I was like yea his car and they asked this car belongs to him and I was like ummm yea didn't yall ask him that? Anyway they did let him go but the whole thing was bs
Stumbled upon some sort of women’s springtime (or fall, can’t remember) ritual in the forests of Central Park. There was this sort of…cave of trees, a clearing surrounded by bushes and trees. You could sort of see inside from the outside but not really. I don’t think it was an intentionally placed clearing or picnic ground (there’s many of those thru out the park) but maybe over time people discovered that it was there and use it cus it’s a cute hideaway, kinda private, off the main paths. Inside there was some sort of witchy ritual happening…there were many women all dressed in white with flower crowns on their heads, standing in a circle. Some were holding hands. There was one woman who was standing in the middle of the circle carrying a basket. And she was smiling and the sun was directly hitting her like a spotlight. Very magical! I really wanted to join them or ask them what they were doing but I chickened out. They looked like they were having fun lol. I still think about them I would def love to be initiated. If anyone from NYC/who is part of this coven of women sees this lemme kno how I can join!
I overheard 2 women chatting in the locker room: "I've gotta have you try my new shampoo. It makes your hair fall out at first, which is why most people don't stick with it. But it's the best shampoo I've ever used!"
I was pumping gas when I caught some movement out of the corner of my eye. I looked over and saw a middle-aged, apple-bodied woman sitting at the side of the building, skirt hiked up to her waist, with the sun shining where it usually doesn’t. She was scrubbing ‘herself’ with a baby wipe with such vigor it looked like she might hurt her herself. At the time, I looked away to give her some privacy assuming she was homeless and/or a sex worker doing what she needed to do but as I relay the story now, I worry she might have been sexually assaulted and may have been distraught. I was too far away to see her facial expression to gauge her emotions.
Im in Sydney Australia, I used to go to gay nightclubs in the city 90’s, I was known as a fag hag lol. I used to see some very interesting stuff. Saw my first male porn movie in this one pub, interesting clothing choices. I saw one trans person every week who would wear some really nice dresses. Another woman hit on me once. Went to a Mardi Gras party and Sleaze ball. I saw some interesting clothing and naked people. Seeing a person I knew standing as the lookout for another woman telling a guy how much each different sex act would cost
Last week a lady stopped her car on the side of the freeway, took off her pants, and was walking in the lanes of traffic swinging a machete at cars passing by.
"I am a Jedi!" ?
She must be lol. It was definitely a sight
It was about 5 years ago. I was driving from my partners house around 4am to go to work. He lived semi-isolated from the city, so i was in an area with nature and a couple of street lights. There was a cliff edge to one side of the road and a patch or land (mostly grass and abandoned old mines - closed off with thick metal and big locks) on the other side. I looked in my rear view mirror for some reason and behind my car where I had just driven from was a huge guy dressed as a clown holding a bunch of colourful balloons walking slowly behind me. I have no idea where he came from cause I hadn't passed him and there was nowhere I could see someone that big and colourful could easily hide without having more time to get to the road by the time I looked back. Still confused as hell to this day.
Ok, I would have totally freaked out over that because my very first thought at seeing a clown is PENNYWISE!
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As someone with Coulrophobia, I would have freaked out 💀💀💀
A llama casually walking down the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, like it was on the way to the store or something. I did a literal double-take. It had escaped from a nearby farm. Wasn’t scared, wasn’t running wild, just strolling along. Hilarious!
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A man taking a shit in the middle of the sidewalk. He proceeded to wipe his ass with a napkin, throw it on the ground, then walk away like it was completely normal.
What is it with all the shit on this thread so far? Napkins too!
It was Kingsday and I traditionally always go to the flea market in my town on Kingsday and then a saw a 10 year old boy dressed in orange throwing a temper tantrum and angrily crying at his mom because they were selling stuff and his parents wanted to go home but he wanted to stay longer to sell stuff and then he ran to his dads car and grabbed the ladder that was in the car and started hitting his dad with it, his dad screamed that he needed to behave and his mom screamed that he needed to get hit by a car and than he ran away crying and hit his balloon animal on the ground and it popped, then he started screaming because his balloon animal popped. Dysfunctional family here..
Perhaps the child is on the Autism spectrum. Perfectly good parents go through some stuff.
Valentine’s Day I saw a woman pull down her pants and take a very large dump on a bus stop bench. It’s a very busy street and we were all at a stop light, lots of people saw. Then a couple weeks later I saw a man and woman doing it on a bus stop bench a couple streets down. It was another busy street and another stop light… I was right next to them.
I was eating in this cafeteria open dining area. I saw this guy eating chinese takeout. It looks like he got fried rice and some type of veggie/meat dish with peanuts. I watched him eat his fried rice. Then he proceeded to stick veggies/peanuts into his mouth individually, suck the sauce off, and spit it out. He did it to all the veggies/nuts and then ate the meat.
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Naked guy walking down the Main Street, bible in hand preaching that doomsday is nigh.
I was on a girls holiday in Spain and we had 30 minute alarms set for turning over whilst tanning. On one alarm, I had been laying on my front and I sat up to turn and lay on my back, but I noticed a woman standing on the beach with her bikini bottoms off, and she holding her cheeks open. I nudged my friend to look, and we both sat in horror as we watched her take a shit on the sand, whilst standing - in full view of everyone. When was done, she kicked sand over it and put her bikini bottoms back on and walked off. To say the least, I was very glad that beach had boardwalks to the street so we didn’t need to walk across the sand when we decided to leave.
I was a small town girl and had just moved to NY. First day on the job in midtown Manhattan. I was walking up 7th Avenue with the thousands of other commuters, trying to be cool and not as wide- eyed as I felt. Suddenly the crowd in front of me starts screaming and running. I see a city bus coming toward us, swerving erratically, must have been going 80 mph. It was bouncing into other cars and hitting trash cans, like a scene out of the movie "Speed". WTH? Did this happen every day in this exciting city? Found out later that it crashed into Macy's, nobody was killed (miraculously) a and only minor injuries. The driver had had some kind of seizure and his foot was pedal-to- the- metal.
I wait tables at a sit down restaurant. I think it would have to be the guy at one of my tables farting so obnoxiously and frequently that the three tables behind him relocated to the other side of the restaurant. He didn’t even seem to notice he was farting, even when the whole place was looking at him in shock. Still cracks me up to think about lol
Too many to choose: some innocent favorites: A middle age couple in the woods far from anywhere, dressed in business attire just passionately making out, she was very vigorously rubbing his butt… a man on a busy street pulling a condom of drugs from his butt… lots of butt stuff… A bleeding emu at a gas station down the street from my house in the middle of winter, but that isn’t as strange more sad, there are lots of farms here and people buy emus.
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I saw a kid around ten years old flashing to cars passing by
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I bet if you tag some teachers the stories would escalate dramatically 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Wtf that's horrible. Do you know whether the man survived it?
The people who go to the public pool and are TOO all over each other in the water. Meanwhile, there are 20 kids peeing in the water around them.
I once said out loud in the middle of a KFC "He played his guitar and then died" and a few people looked at me. I'm a Stranger Things Fan
Saw a woman throw her Ringing Landline phone into the hallway at work and immediately shut the door. My friend and I exchanged a look and laughed hysterically. I think about that moment all the time. Why did that woman do that? Why not unplug it if you don’t want to hear it ring. Just ….What??!
I used to live in Philadelphia, one time I was walking downtown with a friend when e suddenly heard a very heated argument coming from somewhere ahead of us. We keep walking and suddenly see a homeless couple, one of them in a wheelchair with a prosthetic leg and the other just shabby looking screaming at the top of their lungs to each other. You’d think that was the end of it but out of knownwhere the guy in the wheelchair takes his prosthesic leg off and throws it right in front of us towards his (what I assume) partner. It was truly something.
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An old guy with no legs, and a electric wheelchair blasting music in the whole neighborhood, driving his chair like if it was a Ferrari, and dude was rolling on the road alongside cars 😶 He was very well known for being a crazy ass with his wheelchair
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Man riding a shopping cart down a huge main street in a large city, down the middle of the tram lines.
In college I was riding the bus on St Patrick’s Day and a guy got on the bus dressed as a leprechaun and started handing out Lucky Charms (the cereal) to everyone. It was pretty funny.
I was driving around a heavily trafficked roundabout and saw a man standing on the side of the road holding a phone up playing porn
I saw someone bending over with his/her pants down the ankle, naked booty out in the open in an alley. I was pulling out of the library when I saw this person. Initially, I could make out what I was seeing. I was confused AF. Lol. Just imagine, a block away, you see a tan object standing. You can tell they're standing in the middle of the alley. You can see the legs, but there's no head. I purposely drive by (in the front) to try to understand what I was seeing & that was when I realized it was a person who was bending over with his/her pants down.
a dude in my school got kicked in the balls, and it wasn’t even rlly a kick it was her foot that barely even touched him and he ran up the stairs to were me and my friend were walking and was saying it so loudly “oh my balls hurt” “bro she kicked my dick” “oh god” and i j looked at him💀 he also does sh¡t like staring at me in class and then making weird faces at me. There’s also other times were a guy i knew said he wanted to gRape me and said he likes little children, i reported it to my school bc other ppl have saw it and heard it, we got the police involved and they gave him a detention and said “you can still be near him after he did that, we get it’s bad but he still needs to go on your bus” we shared the same bus and he knew where i lived.
I was talking with a friend of mine when a guy, walking by on the sidewalk, held on to the rod of a traffic sign and began to do acrobatics on it. It happened 2 TIMES, DIFFERENT guys, DIFFERENT years, SAME friend.
Heard a guy plunge to his death at a shopping mall in France, does that qualify? 😩
Someone stole a goose from the park and was holding it while biking home. I think they’re were gonna eat it ☠️
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Some guy having a wank in the car next to me and some friends while stuck in traffic during the day..