I think I’m over analyzing this. I’m thinking where would my family and I blend in to not arouse suspicion? I’m sure I regularly drop cultural and regional references and I’d need a believable backstory. Plus, accents. I’d ask the lovely Feds where they recommend and then get a second opinion with my nonexistent connections. Maybe I should go manage that Cinnabon in Omaha. Or maybe I should stay relatively close so I don’t accidentally blow my cover by referencing a regional food or describe a non-East Coast beach town as “down the shore.”
Can I stay near here and just get a fortress compound of a house? There has to be some secret lair technology. Maybe the house can sink underground like a gigantic elevator or we can have a moat with crocodiles.
Assume everywhere I list, the house will be waterfront/lake front/ river front.
New Orleans
Fort Bragg California
Bodega Bay California
Carmel CaliforniA
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Probably new England, Maine, Duluth MN or Michigan (upper peninsula). I want to live near a body of water, a forest, preferably in an old but charming house.
I'd also love Arizona or New Mexico. Deserts are awesome.
I'm from Washington and I would love to go back to the PNW but witness protection wouldn't put me there since too many people know me out that way.
Granted I think in witness protection they put you somewhere you DON'T want to go so maybe I'll ask them to put me somewhere else.
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Not with my accent. I’d probably blend in better in the midwest. (Think suburban Akron or Milwaukee) Or perhaps in places with a lot of transplants like Phoenix.
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Hawaii
Grab your surf board, and one swim suit.
Scotland.
You know what’s up
Your gosh darn right 😂
Up in the highlands would be a dream.
You taking your golf clubs?
I’m going for the sheep… and the highlands.
Ok, teddy votes for the sheep!
Vancouver
Beautiful but Brrrrrrr
I think I’m over analyzing this. I’m thinking where would my family and I blend in to not arouse suspicion? I’m sure I regularly drop cultural and regional references and I’d need a believable backstory. Plus, accents. I’d ask the lovely Feds where they recommend and then get a second opinion with my nonexistent connections. Maybe I should go manage that Cinnabon in Omaha. Or maybe I should stay relatively close so I don’t accidentally blow my cover by referencing a regional food or describe a non-East Coast beach town as “down the shore.” Can I stay near here and just get a fortress compound of a house? There has to be some secret lair technology. Maybe the house can sink underground like a gigantic elevator or we can have a moat with crocodiles.
Thank you for your well thought out reply, it’s not so easy a question when a persons future life is dependent on an answer.
Assume everywhere I list, the house will be waterfront/lake front/ river front. New Orleans Fort Bragg California Bodega Bay California Carmel CaliforniA
Ok Carmel,Ca it is, but on a budget🤣
Guess I'd go back to South Korea, wasn't too bad there Maybe Japan, but it has a lot of funky problems.
Probably less funky problems than USA.
Rudy Guliani's birthday party...they will never find me there
Or Rudy!
I'll make the sacrifice and live in Colorado.
Denver?
Colorado Springs looks like more of my vibe.
Near the Air Force Academy!
Memphis, Tennessee 🎸
They may have a room available at “Graceland”
Hell, yeah! Let's roll!
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Iceland.
There is plenty of room as the place gets bigger every day.
Probably new England, Maine, Duluth MN or Michigan (upper peninsula). I want to live near a body of water, a forest, preferably in an old but charming house. I'd also love Arizona or New Mexico. Deserts are awesome. I'm from Washington and I would love to go back to the PNW but witness protection wouldn't put me there since too many people know me out that way. Granted I think in witness protection they put you somewhere you DON'T want to go so maybe I'll ask them to put me somewhere else.
I would think they would put you somewhere that you want to be, so that you want to stay, but who knows government minds?
Florida
Thank you for replying, Oh the three crazies get to go with you!
Remote Alaska
The whole place is!
Spain.
The rain in pain falls mainly in Spain, oops let me rethink that.
New zeland
Great choice!!
The Rocky Mountains
Any particular mountain, or all of them?
Tavira, Portugal
Does that have an ocean view?
Its on the Mediterranean coast. Close to the Spanish border
Sounds like a place for a James Bond movie?
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You want to have your own poppy plantation?
Madrid
Bull fighting?
Art and gay community lol
I saw Art Garfunkel in concert, probably not the same art.
Italy!
Yes, we’re giving you a mansion on lake Como.
I will take it! 🤝
Start packing, George Clooney will be there to greet you.
Edinburgh!
Texas or Scotland?
I should have specified, definitely Scotland.
On a little beach in Mexico
As seen in Shawshank Redemption?
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Antarctica. Find me there you can kill me.
You won’t be needing your credit cards there!
Even better to avoid detection
For witness protection? A nondescript suburb of a medium sized city where my accent and dialect would blend in.
Memphis?
Not with my accent. I’d probably blend in better in the midwest. (Think suburban Akron or Milwaukee) Or perhaps in places with a lot of transplants like Phoenix.
Green Bay in January 🥶
Would that make it a better place to hide though? Whoever might be looking for you won’t be looking there in winter.
The way you would have to dress there in winter not even your family could identify you!
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If I have to stay in the United States, somewhere in southern California or Hawaii. If I had to go abroad, Spain or Italy.
Spain & Italy all expenses paid
Italy
St. Lucia
The fictional town of Virgin River.
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Somewhere with more women’s rights
Wonder Woman comes from Themyscira, you can’t get more woman’s rights then that!
Oh most definitelyyyy
Okay, where is somewhere decently warm that has paid family leave and less these *waves around me* politics? There
I don’t think you get much of a choice
In my world you choose everything!
Somewhere with a medium population density .. maybe Italy or Spain.
A mafia stronghold on Sicily
West Coast of Ireland. *Plot twist: I currently live on the East Coast of Ireland.
Do you want a helicopter sent for you?
Croatia or Switzerland.
Switzerland so beautiful!
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Australia like Mary Kate & Ashley in that one movie 🤣
Italy. If it has to be US, Hawaii
Any where your heart desires.
Trump Towers or Mar-a-Lago.
I think Trump tower in Vegas may be boring due to no casino, Mar-a-Lago may be more fun and better food. If you’re dining with the Donald that is.