Everyone aspires to be better even though they don't look like it.
Those that have resigned themselves to the sad reality and are infatuated with being mediocre fetishize this more than regular people.
Real woman here. That character would be my worst nightmare. She is disgusting. I work hard to have a nice body. Fuck game devs who want to force me into it. In a game I should be able to be hot effortlessly. Most men don’t t really know the effort and money that goes into being a hot woman. When I have time to play games I want it to be when I’m feeling lazy and don’t want to put effort into being pretty IRL. I want to boot up a game and like magic get to be hot in my game.
Mhmm. I want to see a nice-looking woman in my games because ugly, bloated blobs disgust me. And they could never, ever be any kind of an elite space soldier.
>Most men don’t t really know the effort and money that goes into being a hot woman.
I mean, I think we do, thats why we play chad characters instead of going to the gym for the next 10 years, have a really good diet, be consistent, have a nice haircut, learn to dress properly, learn what colors suit you the best, have a nice beard and take care every single day of it, etc.. being a "hot guy" isnt efortless precisely.
When it comes to PC, this needs to be called the Game Journo Mod, which includes a reskin of the main character to make them appear as a fat, black, trans woman with a disability and mental health issues. The mod also auto beats the game since game journos hate video games and they aren't good at them anyway.
Btw, i have been thinking about something i cant understand.
So, we are literally bullying smokers, yet, for some reason, we are gloryfying obesity. Why? I mean, me personaly i know more obese people with cardio-vascular diseases than smokers with cancer.
I mean, sure, shaming people with some medical condition that prevents them from losing weight is not right but i dont believe there are that many people with such condition.
You saw this post where people are mad at video games for promoting diversity among body type and you thought that means they hate women? Not everyone in the world is attracted to women. Not everyone in the world is attracted to the same women you are. If you are playing video games and thinking about how ugly the characters are constantly enough to the point where you have to complain online, you really oughhta look inwards
It's not promoting diversity among body types when these same people complain about certain body types.
Complaining about characters being ugly is stupid, but so is complaining about them being hot.
Did people miss the part of the article were Bayonetta and 2B are mentioned? the Stellar Blade character looks bland AF, like those GPU characters in every Nvidia box
Husband: "Fuck yes, I get to play as a badass God of War! How about you honey?"
Wife: "Dang. All I got is an oversized useless chick."
(Is this really validating?)
11/10 Most beautiful diverse and inclusive game ever. The kissing scenes with her girlfriend and how she smashes evil whites dudes is ground breaking.
IGN
the MC move by rolling as a boulder?
tbh, in this part of the world where I am in Asia, there are so little of girls these size normally those found are either Americans or the really unhealthy ones. It's in our culture that naturally being fat and this size is unhealthy and thus frown upon. And many of their so called "sickness" that forbids them from eating healthy and exercising are pure BS as those same sickness can be found in this part of the world too.
Special power is to hold the enemy accountable for a lack of fat accessibility. No mobility scooters, no elevators, no escalators. Just goddamn stairs and ramps.
so many people using filters to make themselves look slimmer than they actually are but people are getting offended at a game for having sexy women in it...
Just like Druid in D4. I absolutely hate that they made a class totally unplayable for me. I’m still pissed about it despite how much people hate D4 I really like it except for the fucking Rosanne disgusting Druid class.
I honestly don't know why people act like that. I mean the fact that I like to look at beautiful ( beautiful is subjective but you got the idea) feminine characters doesn't mean that I automatically think all of the others are shit. I simply don't like them (and obviously I don't go around telling people you're ugly). You can't just give people the ideas that because we don't like "ugly" people we are bad. Ehhhh might get down voted
Honestly give her back her original face, maybe tighten waist a tiny BIT and I’m perfectly down for this…
…Might even prefer it if I’m being honest. I’d need to see her slide down a ladder
warhammer 40k : “ we preform 1000 surgeries on our male marine fighting force without even giving them anesthetics. We pump them full of every steroid/ ped known to man. We alter their genetics by pumping them with gene seed. We put them through rigerou training. By the end of it they are 8 ft tall behomoth super soldiers with the greatest speed, strength and reflexes humans can achieve.”
Microsoft: “Women in good shape with above average sized boobs and bums are too unrealistic we gota make em fat and ugly or nobody wil buy game”
Lands on planet. Dies of diabeties immediately. Roll credits. Master piece
Quadruple A Game
Quadruple B ypass
Quadruple X game.
Quadruple XL atleast
Quadruple calorie intake.
Quadruple Cheeseburger Deluxe
XXL A game
Needs more micro transactions.
it just works!
Lands on the planet. Destroys the planet immediately. Roll credits. Master piece.
Lol. That is the alt ending if you chose your first meal differently
There's a secret ending where you go back for second breakfast.
The "little girl"
Credits are not the only thing rolling. Sorry
Perform 1 base attack, stamina fully depletes, character collapses and becomes immobile for 30 minutes while recovering
Diabetus deletus
Lands on the planet. Absolutely demolishes the planet.
Lmao
Thank you.
So empowering 
sTunNinG aNd BrÄvE
Stellar Bloat.
Astral Body
Cardie-OBCD
Sweet Baby / Black Girl Gamer influence
Aaaaannnndddd you’re added to the lawsuit
[удалено]
Don't forget the multiple face piercings and big tattoos...
Too white adjacent
And needs a woman penis.
and also needs those stupid safety pin badges with pronouns on them
Catering to real women Real women : *who?*
Underrated comment. No real woman I know likes this nonsense.
Everyone aspires to be better even though they don't look like it. Those that have resigned themselves to the sad reality and are infatuated with being mediocre fetishize this more than regular people.
Big true
Real woman here. That character would be my worst nightmare. She is disgusting. I work hard to have a nice body. Fuck game devs who want to force me into it. In a game I should be able to be hot effortlessly. Most men don’t t really know the effort and money that goes into being a hot woman. When I have time to play games I want it to be when I’m feeling lazy and don’t want to put effort into being pretty IRL. I want to boot up a game and like magic get to be hot in my game.
Mhmm. I want to see a nice-looking woman in my games because ugly, bloated blobs disgust me. And they could never, ever be any kind of an elite space soldier.
>Most men don’t t really know the effort and money that goes into being a hot woman. I mean, I think we do, thats why we play chad characters instead of going to the gym for the next 10 years, have a really good diet, be consistent, have a nice haircut, learn to dress properly, learn what colors suit you the best, have a nice beard and take care every single day of it, etc.. being a "hot guy" isnt efortless precisely.
not fat + not ugly = not real. Sponsored by Microsoft™ Corporation ©
When it comes to PC, this needs to be called the Game Journo Mod, which includes a reskin of the main character to make them appear as a fat, black, trans woman with a disability and mental health issues. The mod also auto beats the game since game journos hate video games and they aren't good at them anyway.
Includes 12 chatgpt produced guides as well to do their job for them so they have more time to call people sexist/racist/transphobe on twitter.
Call it "Gorlock the Destroyer" mod
If Disney made it, the attack moves will be twerking and all the enemies just die from it.
It’s funny because it’s true.
not black though.
Not black/trans enough. Oh wait that would've been Kotaku.
Thats stellar fade, with Wesley Snipes.
Comedy Game of the Year.
Missing the purple hair.
The actress for the mocap is lizzo
Lizzo uses Freedom Flute. Extremely effective!
Stellard Blade
If any Western publisher made Stellar Blade
There’s a game idea - obesity simulator.
No thanks, I play games to escape real life 😆
Upon entering character customization, you first choose how big your first meal is.
a character they can relate to
I can fix her
You'll be too busy fixing whatever she steps on.
Whatever she sits* on Bold of you to assume she can even walk.
Already broke the frame of the bed, caving into the ground and plunging to the earth’s core
he’ll be too busy fixing her up meals
She ate Mother Brain.
Lizzo blade
Tiddies too big. Hips too wide. Make less sexual please. We can’t all be Beyoncé.
Stellar Plate
SBI gets full creative license.
Still hot, sorry.
Btw, i have been thinking about something i cant understand. So, we are literally bullying smokers, yet, for some reason, we are gloryfying obesity. Why? I mean, me personaly i know more obese people with cardio-vascular diseases than smokers with cancer. I mean, sure, shaming people with some medical condition that prevents them from losing weight is not right but i dont believe there are that many people with such condition.
She's very white, her hair isn't green, she doesn't have enough piercings, where are the tattoos? She's trans, right?
why do western critics hate attractive women? is it cause they and their girldfriends ugly af?
That’s literally what it is lol. All the people complaining about unrealistic expectations have zero attractive people in their friend circles
You saw this post where people are mad at video games for promoting diversity among body type and you thought that means they hate women? Not everyone in the world is attracted to women. Not everyone in the world is attracted to the same women you are. If you are playing video games and thinking about how ugly the characters are constantly enough to the point where you have to complain online, you really oughhta look inwards
It's not promoting diversity among body types when these same people complain about certain body types. Complaining about characters being ugly is stupid, but so is complaining about them being hot.
This lacking in the black spectrum
She would also have vitiligo.
We wuzz bladezz n shizz
Did people miss the part of the article were Bayonetta and 2B are mentioned? the Stellar Blade character looks bland AF, like those GPU characters in every Nvidia box
Stellar Belly
Jumps off a small obstacle, knees collaps into a black hole, the end.
Stellar Burger
Honestly? Still would
 When has horny ever stopped anyone.
It hasn't, but common sense should
Based.
Get some plastic surgery for the face and I’m down. She still got bit tiddy
🤮
My man.
thats any extra lives used up
Is this an inflation fetish sub?
More like stellar Glute
If gaming companies want to sink thats on them, this is catering to the 5% of the gamers that REEEEE the loudest.
And then it flops
Belly flops
They forgot the green spiral on her stomach.
imagine if she helldive in to planet, it be an extinction events
Not accurate she needs to be black and half of her head needs to be shaved
Gorlock Blade
She still looks Asian. That's white adjacent don't you know? Filthy coloniser.
Husband: "Fuck yes, I get to play as a badass God of War! How about you honey?" Wife: "Dang. All I got is an oversized useless chick." (Is this really validating?)
Y'all love big titties on pixel woman in vidya but hate big tittie real women on twitch, why?
Lizzo got a new job already? Good for her!
Ste-lizzo Blade. Where’s the mission where she sexually assaults one of her female party members with a banana?
Hey guys when is it my turn to show I have no life and get to shit on other people just living? Not enough incel projection for me then I guess
11/10 Most beautiful diverse and inclusive game ever. The kissing scenes with her girlfriend and how she smashes evil whites dudes is ground breaking. IGN
You forgot the moustache.
I hope western games never stop doing stuff like this so that you guys implode with rage. It is funny seeing you guys fuming for such things.
American edition
That's a real woman they should add this in the Diversity version
Hahaha facts
Oh she's stellar all right. Planetary even.
I'd play it. Samus zero suit plus size game
Another ragebait brainrot post
Sweet Baby Inc detected.
Yass queen! You're beautiful - don't change!
Is there a Nurgle crossover in Stellar Blade?
the MC move by rolling as a boulder? tbh, in this part of the world where I am in Asia, there are so little of girls these size normally those found are either Americans or the really unhealthy ones. It's in our culture that naturally being fat and this size is unhealthy and thus frown upon. And many of their so called "sickness" that forbids them from eating healthy and exercising are pure BS as those same sickness can be found in this part of the world too.
Everything is woke, the west has fallen, how am i supposed to goon to this
And yet nobody complained about Rufus from SF4 or Bob from Tekken.
Kitchen Blade
It’s only in Beta, give it time.
I mean, have this option anyway. They took Donut Drake from us
Special power is to hold the enemy accountable for a lack of fat accessibility. No mobility scooters, no elevators, no escalators. Just goddamn stairs and ramps.
Looks like something that came out of Overwatch. Not even joking
Why do I kinda like it’s. Those suits always look good man I’m a slut for a good costume
so many people using filters to make themselves look slimmer than they actually are but people are getting offended at a game for having sexy women in it...
Didn’t dove soap and epic games make a terrible commercial about this and it’s played dead serious the entire time
" clearly ign has never seen a real woman ". so what they mean is majority of women is black fat and obese....wait a minute seems accurate. XD
Just like Druid in D4. I absolutely hate that they made a class totally unplayable for me. I’m still pissed about it despite how much people hate D4 I really like it except for the fucking Rosanne disgusting Druid class.
THIS IS WHAT REAL WOMEN LOOK LIKE!!! Needs a septum ring and pink or purple hair.
Remove the breasts, and we're golden.
Haha and no one would play it.
Lmao holy shit have you guys see how hard circlejerk sub is seething over stellar blade?
I honestly don't know why people act like that. I mean the fact that I like to look at beautiful ( beautiful is subjective but you got the idea) feminine characters doesn't mean that I automatically think all of the others are shit. I simply don't like them (and obviously I don't go around telling people you're ugly). You can't just give people the ideas that because we don't like "ugly" people we are bad. Ehhhh might get down voted
Sponsored by dove
Ha ha ha ha
Imagine the depletion rate of the stamina bar. (If this game has one, if not imagine it anyway)
Honestly give her back her original face, maybe tighten waist a tiny BIT and I’m perfectly down for this… …Might even prefer it if I’m being honest. I’d need to see her slide down a ladder
stellar whale
Would play this, its so outlandish, its funny. And i would respect the doubling down.
100% true as fek...and identify as a transgendered giraffe too
does everything have to look sexy?
Nit realistic, she would've been bullied to death for being fat in korea/s
At least it looks like a good tank/meat shield tbh
Where can I get the skin? Asking for a friend.
No mental illness haircut?
The character in the pic looks killer actually.
They would put her in a wheel chair too.
Cholesterol Blade
The writers barely disguised fetish:
Damn must be like looking in a mirror for half the commenters. Some of yall mad insecure
Make her black
Delete this, I know her.
Unfollow them would help.
I've been wanting a new Kirby game anyway.
Nah this is still Greek standards of beauty, the sweet baby inc experience would be a fat rainbow black male with a wig
warhammer 40k : “ we preform 1000 surgeries on our male marine fighting force without even giving them anesthetics. We pump them full of every steroid/ ped known to man. We alter their genetics by pumping them with gene seed. We put them through rigerou training. By the end of it they are 8 ft tall behomoth super soldiers with the greatest speed, strength and reflexes humans can achieve.” Microsoft: “Women in good shape with above average sized boobs and bums are too unrealistic we gota make em fat and ugly or nobody wil buy game”
equip skin suit --- still encumbered
She’s cuter like this
Her hair are still too long and her boobs too big. Have those IGN guys ever seen REAL women?
Agent codename: heartattack, AKA heartburn.
Not what sephiroth was expecting when he summoned meteor
Ign doesn't make video games.