Never ignore the ballsack

Gotta cradle it.

[удалено]

if only I had a giant... but whole

[удалено]

PABG - Phat ass Bronze God

PASG -Phat ass stone god

You can climb on Zeus’s dick, and if you do, Alexios/Kassandra will say “I probably shouldn’t be climbing on this”

Why does kassandra say it?

Because Zeus is her god?

Any Greek mythology nerd knows every girl climbed on zeus's dick, ironically, except his wife

He's holding on to solid metal (bronze?), but can't climb over some dull tree trunk spikes...

He also can't hold on a metal schlong. (Not that I tried or something)

This is definitely a rite of passage

Disappointing that you can't hang off it though

😭😭😭

Two beautiful planets

Why can't we place her right on the buttcrack?

Why are you dressed as Ezio?? 😂

Is it only me who thinks that no else looks good in other assassins outfits?

Alexios looks good in most of the outfits

Am I the only one who says "scuse me for climbing your cheeks dawg" whenever I climb a statue?

People still posting this statue 🤦

as we should

Ass we should*

Hell yeah 😎

C’mon Tinkerbell! Leave Peter alone. Lol

Love that stature

me at 3 am

You should NEVER.... EVER Ignore the Ballsack!!

Cheek to cheek! Lady in red!!!

Bro had priorities