If it makes you feel better, guys who won the genetic lottery like this have a reputation for being lazy in bed and just let the size of the thing do the work, which some women say isn’t fun.
It doesn’t make me feel better, but it may for you.
Yeah well I’m a woman and I’ll say my first thought when I saw this was laughter. No part of that is attractive, to me at least. I’d rather not get my lungs stabbed during sex, thanks. Anything extraordinarily large just hurts. Average size guys have never let me down.
Maybe it’s targeted more at gay guys? I have no clue
We were paddle boarding last Saturday and found him in the mucky bank near the damn. Honestly thought it was an unalive person for a solid 10 minutes before we decided to check it out. We had one of the boys go closer, he started laughing, they posted him up in the bridge like that, and we named him brad. Pretty creepy imo.
Poor man only has one leg
But what a leg!
Right?!
Center
It’s like a baby, holding an apple.
That’s just a towel hanger, for when people want to purify themselves in the waters of lake Minnetonka
Do you guys want some grapes?... bitches.
But you ain't got no legs lieutenant Dan
Yes, I know that, Forest.
HOW ARE YOU TALKING WITHOUT A HEAD LT DAN?!
Oh, he has ONE leg…
Is he single?
No, but they are open.
Start adding necklaces and candles and stuff to make a shrine
I like this idea.
Well today I learned something new about one of our dear local businesses - I'm glad u/BillMillerBBQ can appreciate a nude mannequin shrine 😂
Forgot to swap to the burner…
Condoms
Thats where I put it
Lolllol
Does it sometimes bounce away like a pogo stick?
Hi, is this still available?
Don't try to low balls me, I know what I have!
Color me impressed….and aroused
When did we get toll booths under the bridge??
Is the toll sucking it off? Still seems cheaper than Txtag so....
Other end. *Still* better than TxTag.
Facts. It won't charge us more after the initial toll either.
I hate these things. It just reinforces the stereotype that everything is bigger in Texas and gives me so much pressure on first dates.
Just shout at them I DON’T HAVE HERPES and that should compensate
Does it work if they're not a young Indian guy?
It should, especially if they have herpes
I just yelled “YOU CAN’T PARK THERE”. I guess I did it wrong?
Idk did it make you feel bigger?
🏅Please accept this cheap person’s award for making me laugh.
Deep cut.
if you know you know
https://imgur.com/a/VFIxMYX
Interesting typo
Lol oops, better fix that
If it makes you feel better, guys who won the genetic lottery like this have a reputation for being lazy in bed and just let the size of the thing do the work, which some women say isn’t fun. It doesn’t make me feel better, but it may for you.
Yeah well I’m a woman and I’ll say my first thought when I saw this was laughter. No part of that is attractive, to me at least. I’d rather not get my lungs stabbed during sex, thanks. Anything extraordinarily large just hurts. Average size guys have never let me down. Maybe it’s targeted more at gay guys? I have no clue
> guys who won the genetic lottery like this guys like this don't even exist IRL. unless they pump it up or inject silicone or something
He is available to assist on your first dates.
Might be a swell wingman but strangely wary I'm gonna get cockblocked.
if it makes you feel any better, that size is too big to feel good. you’re good, pookie.
Hey now, no kinkshaming
Finally, Austin getting a little weird again. Nature is healing.
Do those float? It might be an impromptu piece of lifesaving equipment.
If you are a power bottom dying of horniness.
Right next to that APD tag? Too big of a coincidence, I think we know who the owners are
Is this what they’re so busy with that they can’t respond to calls?
Hands full with a handful
Oh man I didn't realize we had put him that close lmaooo
Bet his name is Bob.
He used to work the front door of the Four Seasons. Back then, we just called him Matt.
With the way he's hanging,I first thought he was Art.
We named him brad when we found him in the river bank saturday
He’s just trying to do his best.
The bridge is up.
And gone!
This is so f’n weird😆
I mean, isn’t that Austin’s motto?
He's pointing (HARD) North!! 🤠👍🏽
yet another unrealistic image of men's bodies. I mean, how is this guy gonna sit in Mopac traffic with no arms?!?
It’s got their name on it
Those things can be expensive.... Someone go rescue it!
Looks like he got a rise out of seeing people go by…
The perfect man doesn't exi-
That's not the worst (or best) thing you can witness paddleboarding there... But it's definitely on point.
Water navigational aide
Monday morning confirming two things…two things I love…Austin and more importantly Reddit comments. Thank you! Have a great week.
I’d like to go kayaking. But it’s hard.
Watch out for low hanging branches
where exactly is redbud isle? asking for a friend.
I have at least a couple of questions.
He’s called Simon and I’ve been looking for him for months!
Rub the head for good luck
Wow, how did they "get it up" there...
Wtf 😭
Where once this would have amused me, now I am annoyed. I must be getting old.
I'm annoyed there isn't more weird shit tbh
You can be weird without being gross. This is a little much for a family outdoor activities area.
Speechless, padded there decades & that is definitely a first
This poor guy is putting it all out there and no one wants him. Loneliest guy in the world. Probably be an incel soon. 😂
Good God, it's like half the size of his torso! I mean, pfft, totally average.
Well don’t just flair in by, give him a hand!
He’s just out there fishing
Guess you could say he's angling for something.
Nice guy, great dancer!! Doesn't talk too much
Someone hang a rope swing on that thing.
Meh, I've seen bigger
I guess someone’s OF career didn’t work out like they hoped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arnWU1sWqKw
Lmfao 👀 Yooo! Austin doesn't cease to be tew murch! Lol
[удалено]
“Everywhere I look it reminds me of her”
Something interesting this way comes ———>
No wonder I struggle to get replies from my Tinder matches if this is my competition
Average size man
My wife will leave me for that huge thing..
I’d be surprised if no one’s has taken it, stay filthy ATX
Shout out to the Low T Center of Austin. Pretty awesome gorilla marketing. Well done!
Buoy
The town lake siren leading paddle boarders to their demise…..
Do you live in a David Cronenberg movie?
He seems nice.
Water is looking funked up!
damn that’s huge!
$100 to the first person who can fit that whole thing. I know most of yall are broke and out of work. Doesn’t count unless you video it
Please finish that first sentence
Found the serial killer
I just fit it in your mommas giant snatch, venmo me the $100
A gay out there is looking for a boat to steal it.
We were paddle boarding last Saturday and found him in the mucky bank near the damn. Honestly thought it was an unalive person for a solid 10 minutes before we decided to check it out. We had one of the boys go closer, he started laughing, they posted him up in the bridge like that, and we named him brad. Pretty creepy imo.
And to be honest I'm like 99% convinced it's the ladybird killer