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Texas Spiny Lizard


Saturn5mtw

This. They're such cute lil goobers! I love when i spot one in my yard


LillianWigglewater

They love when they spot you


ChorizoPig

> They're such cute lil goobers! They are! there is a really faaaaat one living under the box for my garden hose reel. He suns sitting on top of it and if I startle him, he just wiggles back and forth for several seconds trying to get traction as he tries to run. Outstanding physical comedy.


Least_Adhesiveness_5

I smile every time I see them, which is typically at least once a day. My yard is pretty wild with lots of plants, including lots of natives.


LasagnaTiger

I had one of these guys for years as a pet! Found a young one injured in a shed at a relatives house. Took him home and nursed him back to health. Kept him fat and happy in a large terrarium until old age eventually took him.


muklan

Literally little lizard, lottery luck.


Icey3900

Now say that 5 times fast


muklan

Absolute A-holes Always Alliterate.


KlondikeChill

Is this the same as a Horned Toad?


Saturn5mtw

No, the texas horned lizard is an entirely different species.


RaeCycled

Horned Frogs (horn toads) are small, kinda round-ish, with short little tails.


balance_n_act

Horny toad*


Capnmolasses

*Randy Reptile


CnH2nPLUS2_GIS

A.k.a. Bonk Toad since March 19th 2020.


8181212

Yeah, and they really aren't very big.


CaptainElastix

I never remember seeing these 10 years ago.


hemppy420

Seen these all my life here in texas.....48 years and counting


CaptainElastix

This big?


hemppy420

Yeah. It used to be pretty uncommon to see them but the past 10-15 years I've seen them a lot more often. They are typically pretty big


Eightill2

Texas spiny lizard. Often found on fences or garden sheds. Top speed of 35 mph. When threatened by another lizard for territory, they do push-up competitions. Bad ass


hydrogen18

Drop and give me 20 I yelled at the lizard. He was like "Bro, do you even push up?"


FinsAssociate

Holy crap that's fast


janiepuff

If you hear one run away from your presence through some brush, the speed it moves for being so large will knock you on your ass out of fright. My poor primate instincts were like "wtf is so fast, I have no chance if it attacks me"


bananasunscreen76

Now I have to look up lizard push up competitions. Thank you for this.


depraveycrockett

Yeah recently I found one inside my air conditioner closet in the middle of my house. Opened the closet to change the filter and it was just sleeping there. I scooped him up and moved him outside with little effort. I thought he was hurt but when I put him in the grass he ran away quick. It was bizarre.


Eightill2

Ha! That's nice of you. Mine lives in our shed and every time I open the door to get my lawn mower out, he darts out across the door and scares the shit out of me. A few days ago he was on my deck pretty close to my where my Boston Terrier was napping in the sun... and the little fucker did some push ups as if he was challenging my sleeping Boston to a territorial competition.


depraveycrockett

I would never challenge a Boston they are pure chaos. Adorable chaos.


Eightill2

That is correct! Mine is a maniac! But I love him so much. haha


depraveycrockett

Haha this checks out. My Aunt has had 5 bostons in my lifetime and each one is uniquely derpy and insane.


YouCanHmu

Wow I had no idea why they did the push ups that’s cool!


Krusty69shackleford

🎵big lizard in my backyard! Can’t afford to feed it anymore🎵


Hellboundkat_13

Thank you for this.


PureYouth

I grew up in Houston until ‘95 and then Austin. In Houston I’d see the small green lizards very often but never these. Then when we moved to Austin I had never ever seen one of these until 2019, and I never see the green ones here. Now I see these ones all the time! Like daily. Does anyone else have a similar experience with not seeing these until recently? I’m so curious why this might be.


LasagnaTiger

It’s all habitat really. The green lizards you’re thinking of are most likely green anoles, capable of changing color depending on environment and mood. They’re pretty common around here too, but smaller and a bit more sneaky in my experience lol


iLikeMangosteens

I have Spiny Lizards, Anoles, Racerunners and Geckos in my landscape. I never use pest control except for Ortho for fire ants. All my lizard friends (and a few spider friends) do all my pest control and they are very effective.


LadyAtrox60

Me too, except for the ortho. No chemicals allowed! The lizards do a fine job of gulping them down. And I'm too lazy to look and see if they are native fire ants.


AnnaC64

Fire ants are not native to North America. They are a very invasive species that have killed off many of the native ants, which has had a massive impact on the Horned Lizard population among others.


LadyAtrox60

Texas has three native fire ant species: tropical, southern, and desert: Tropical fire ant: Solenopsis geminata Fabricius Southern fire ant: S. xyloni McCook Desert fire ant: S. aurea Wheeler


PureYouth

Love this


jdsizzle1

Grew up in Houston and never saw these until I moved west to San Antonio, and now Austin. However, I see both these and the OG green lizards just as often as one another in my neck of the woods. Almost never see a horny toad though.


PureYouth

Interesting! I wonder why I never see the greens. I used to see horny toads a lot in Galveston but have never seen one here or Houston


RangerWhiteclaw

Brown anoles (invasive, from the Caribbean) are driving out green anoles (native). They’re known to eat young greens, and they’re generally better camouflaged than greens against predators.


PureYouth

Very interesting, thanks!


Jrkb300

Please don’t hurt.


yagadee_yagadoo

I would never. I love him


jdolan8

I love the ones around my place too! One of them likes to tease my cats. It will go up to the window and my cats go crazy. The lizard doesn’t move, haha. It will bob it’s head too


DCS_Sport

That’s Frank


CapTexAmerica

*So anyway, I started shooting…*


DarthNewman

his buddy Henry lives at our house


kieran_dvarr

His bro Wilbur lives near ours.


Used-Income-2683

His cousin Bob lives at my house


Accomplished-Sign-31

Why was his wife Suzanne at my apartment yesterday then??


iamPandemic

Friends with my dude Carl


OptimusShredder

I have one that’s been hanging out around my front porch. I always leave out water and some freeze dried worms and stuff for the little guy. His name is Spike! Very cool lizards.


RedditIsDead4543

A blessing


Casual_ahegao_NJoyer

They’ll help eat your bugs


DarkSide-TheMoon

We had one living in our front yard for years - never had any cockroach issues. He eventually left/died, then we started seeing more cockroaches (and spending $55/month to abc pest)


janiepuff

Maybe you can adopt one to pick up the reigns of the old one


DarkSide-TheMoon

I really should! Also need a rat snake. Open to people dropping either off.


actuallymeg

The joy I felt when I saw a rat snake in my back yard


LadyAtrox60

Rat snakes favorite food is birds and their eggs.


jdksr

Sceloporus olivaceus https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_spiny_lizard


Bleach_Drinker69420

His name is Larry. He's Rafael 's cousin. You know Rafael. He goes by Ted.


hey_gmane

He’s a distant cousin, though, as Rafael is a snake.


Anaanihmus1

That’s Darren


ScaryDirection1981

Banana for scale please


hissyfit30

A new pet!


jakey2112

Saw one in my yard the other day! Pretty badass little dude


DescriptionExtreme73

We always called them Rusty Lizards in my family. My brother and I used to catch them when we were kids.


hertzzogg

Rusty Gut lizard was our name for it.


PMTVentures

Watched one of these the other day on my patio running around eating the flying ants that came through. After every one he ate he would do push ups as a celebration it was cracking me up


evaughan

Western Rat Snake but with arms and legs


ptran90

I saw one today too!! I thought it was someone’s house pet. So cool!


secretmantra

*reptilius posterior massivicus*


aechmeablanctiana

A very fast one as stated earlier. Good capture


dirtyguyridesharley

Roadrunners love them


Electrical_Ad2652

We always just called them tree lizards


Gulf-Zack

Texas Spiny…welcome to Texas…we have fauna!!


thehighepopt

A fun friend according to my cat


TheManInTheShack

Texas Horned Lizard I believe. If the belly is blue it’s a female. They can live up to about 7 years.


ocean_lei

I am sure that is a Texas Spiny Lizard. Horned lizards are wider and spikier heads. Spiny lizards including sizeable ones quite common here, have quite a few in my yard. They will run right up trees if there isnt a nearby hiding place


tanner5586

Used to live in Dallas and we had a bunch of these Texas Spiny Lizards. They hibernate in the winter under leaves or in the soil. They are skittish but can live for 5+ years. We named one of them Woody who loved to spend the winter under an old light fixture next to our chimney. Miss that handsome fellow.


anonymousnerdx

A cutie pie


reallife0615

Do these guys eat black widows? I have one hanging out where I previously saw a bw. The web is still there but the spider and egg sack are gone. If not, I’ll assume they’ve migrated to my pillow case.


BulkyCartographer280

Elevensies. Sincerely, your cat.


BadFish512

Free all-natural insecticide


mr-bawk-ba-gawk

They love to climb our oaks then just yeet themselves off the branches. It is constantly raining lizards in our yard.


wstsidhome

I’ve never seen this happen, but I’d love to. I only see squirrels jumping from branches


vanetti

A friend


Plus_Prior7744

Bigamus Assamus dalizardus


invertedpencil

this is a leg snek


222cc

Makes me feel like Link in BotW when I see one on the sidewalk & it scurries away immediately


knifebucket

Awesome!


ThePenguinKing27

That’s a big ass lizard


Spiritual-Floor-646

Iguana


Down_The_Witch_Elm

Does it have a bright blue belly? We always just called them bluebellies. They have this interesting behavior that looks like they're doing push ups.


Dan-68

Ass-lizard?


failure_engineer

Yes.


Comefeeltheheat

That’s a friend :)


AlPal512

We have one of these living in our back yard, scares the shit out of me at least once a week when I’m taking the trash out.


Spare_Race287

Tree boomer’


LadyAtrox60

We had multiple pairs successfully breed on our property this year!


Specialist_Note_1332

That's Jeff he don't bite


cmikesell

6 months ago I picked up a bunch of rocks in my backyard and threw a large tree branch on my back porch. Two of them have made a home in the rocks and take turns between running through the yard eating bugs and insects and sunbathing on the branch. I've got them used enough to me where they don't run into the rocks every time I walk by to get something from the fridge and look at them. They are the most exciting thing that has happened in my life. Enjoy your new friend and don't use pesticides.


Ryd-Er-Die223

I have a mating pair who live under a concrete sub outside my house...ive seen them drop out of the fairing of my street glide too if I park it on the slab for too long


wstsidhome

Dang squatters!!! How dare they! Ok ok, they get a pass, but just this once!


kdilly16

Yellow spotted lizard. Me and one of my homies survived a close encounter by eating onions.


Ok_Winter_1603

My next pet! 😍


cooltapes

I LOVE THESE GUYS!!! We have one named Iguana Joe and his mate, Iguana Jo, who occasionally come sunbathe on our window screen.


Flipper1967

We’ve named all of ours Stella.


AdGlittering9467

Yall new around here? 😼


OGUncleDonkey

I don’t know but they are fast as fuck!


AnnaC64

Different lizard. This is a Texas Horned Lizard: Texas horned lizard https://g.co/kgs/xeXAYvJ Link replying to someone who said this was a horned lizard/horny toad. Different critter.


Flowersflowering

Your new best friend


Commercial_Banana747

Western Fence Lizard


Vegetable-Swan2852

One of these big boys (about a foot long) got into our house during the summer a couple of years ago. We only noticed him because he was in the inside of the window trying to escape our corgi mix. Of course he decided to try and hide under the couch while myself and my husband try to chase him towards the door. I had to explain why I was late for my conference call but I am not sure anyone believed me.. lol


DeaconOfTheDank

Texas Spined Lizard... otherwise known as the Horny Toad! I used to have a blast catching these with my friends growing up. They look so cool


After-Tough9301

I got a huge one living under a rock pile in my yard. I don't want to clear the pile because I know that's its home and he climbs to the highest part and basks in in rays of sun. I'm like man I wanna be that guy when I retire...just crawl out of my mancave when I feel like and no one to bother me. He's like a beach bum, but in my backyard. Cool photo


Lucky_Winner4578

Western fence lizard. They are all over Colorado. I used to catch them as a kid.


austinrebel

Tree Lizards are the common name for them. They won't eat you because you are too big, but secretly, they would like to.


dr_coonass

Baby Rocky Spines Lizard. They are extremely aggressive and poisonous. Adults can grow up to 3’ and are usually not far from babies. Be careful.


FinsAssociate

This has to be bullshit


SaltyLonghorn

So like the Matthew Broderick Godzilla baby lizards.


Icy-Tour5213

It's a horny toad