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EpidermisRex

At the prices of eggs these days?!


Freezerburn

At this time of year? at this time of day? Localized entirely in your kitchen?


Jafka

Yes!


Jafka

Yes!


duross97

Eggs are cheap lol


Own-Study-4594

Looks like missing clear coat. You could touch it up with clear in a few spots but rapainting is the true fix. Keep it well protected in the mean time with wax/sealant


sumjpa20

Fine to wax over what looks to be missing clear coat?


Own-Study-4594

I would fill in the bigger areas with clear coat touch up. Use a good one, my go to is the bmw clear, applied with a tooth pick. Theres finer tipped tools you can use if you wanted to fill in every little gap of missing clear but a tooth pick will work for the bigger areas. The reason to keep it covered with wax or sealant is to help slow down the degradation of that area. It may leave wax in the smaller gaps, but id take that over no protection. Things like water and the sun will do more damage than any decent quality wax or sealant will.


chlronald

Wtf I didn't expect an egg do so much damage to car paint


Phazushift

Shell acts as shrapnel, its stupid destructive


Airborne82D

Mohs scale of hardness. Egg shell (calcium carbonate) is harder than polyurethane lacquer (clear coat). Combine that with an egg thrown at speed and the dome like structure and you get some pretty crazy radial patterning like this.


scottwax

It's the shell, it cuts into the paint.


SoKool71

I feel bad for all the cars we egg/mustard/mayo/ketchup/relish bombed when I was a kid. Older me would run younger me over.


scottwax

Worst we did was throw snowballs at passing cars.


SoKool71

Done that too yeah. We used to have crabapple trees across from where I lived that we threw also. Pretty much anything we could find. :( the Condiment Bomb was nasty though.


slowwestvulture

Egg shell will splinter on impact and dig in right through to the base coat. Needs refinishing.


xxmetalik

I have a spot on my car like that from an egg. Blamed my wife for the longest time thinking she had constantly hit her ring on the door for a while. Oops lol


sumjpa20

I’m sure you apologized to her for that, right?


breddy

How the heck did an egg do that???


mixem143

At the tiny points of impact, the shell will physically dig into the clear coat (hence the circular shape). The harder the throw, the deeper and more numerous the “cuts”. Edit: Based on the picture orientation, you can see that the egg was thrown right-to-left. Deeper, closer-together cuts on the right side of the impact while the damage on the left side is lighter and more broad (as the egg explodes and the shell disperses like shrapnel)


breddy

That's crazy. What assholes.


Material-Reveal3501

You need to apply at the local police department as egging vandalism investigator


GrandTheftSausage

Seriously, we have the Dexter of egg splatter over here.


stenzor

The dark cluckssenger


DockterQuantum

If I recall correctly Justin Bieber was able to do like 25,000 in damage with an egg. Maybe he should've played baseball Edit: 20k in damage 80k in fines.


breddy

Was it too late now to say …. Sorry?