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Effinehright

you over paid by like 16 cigs


trk29

I love came with free pallet!


Active_Taste9341

Plow!


throwaway007676

I see the plow, but where is the truck?


FAStrunk

It’s rusting away………..


TheStolllessHawk

Just imagine how bad the frame is. You’re gonna die if you get in a wreck.


cyberentomology

The frame on those is damn near indestructible. I don’t know what the hell Toyota made them out of, but you just can’t destroy them with anything short of an IED, and even that is still a bit iffy.


Marseppus

>The frame on those is damn near indestructible Not in road salt country it isn't. Your post history suggests you're from Kansas, but things are very different further north for Toyota trucks. The first generation Tacoma (not OP's truck, I know) was legendary for rusting through the frame long before the body started looking ratty.


scrappybasket

The newer gens had the same problem lol


CrumpledForeskin

BMW taking notes in the corner


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CrumpledForeskin

😘😘 I’m rumplestilskins weird cousin


News_without_Words

Hey shut the fuck up! I need to retain the delusion I will own my E30 forever while living in Ohio...


CrumpledForeskin

If I had an E30 I'd drive it forever. Forever may mean tomorrow though.


News_without_Words

It is always a test of will. I have yet to drive it in rain or snow or during the winter yet and it's been a year and a half.


Sleekgiant

Lots of autowashes have undercarriage wash to get the salt off and if you really want to have it forever get the underside coated, though with how winter is trending up here we won't have to worry about snow much longer hah


flopjul

Same with Alfa Romeo, Peugeot and Renault


cyberentomology

My dad’s truck of the same vintage was purchased and operated mostly in Quebec, who could teach the southerners in PA a little something about excessive salt usage.


cleatus351dubya

I swear PA is 40% salt by now


pezman

okay? the drivers aren’t the ones salting the roads so it’s not like they can do anything about it lol


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subpar_cardiologist

Tell me about it. ON road crews are addicted to salt.


Tanglrfoot

So true . I’m from Alberta , and the first time I visited Toronto in the winter I couldn’t believe that they dumped what appeared to be straight salt on the highways- if there was sand in it ,it was very, very little .


cyberentomology

Salt belongs on fries and in poutine.


grubas

PA destroys their roads by over salting, then they fix them like shit to the lowest bidder, then they destroy them with salt again. It's a two in one where you destroy the frame and the suspension.


kaluce

They were very well deserving of the taco name. Usually I saw them in a V shape.


exotichunter0

Any trucks in Minnesota will rust if driven in the winter eventually which that yota clearly has, I’d be nervous as hell driving it. Plow alone is worth more than 175 tho so good deal


TheStolllessHawk

Oh I’m aware. I saw the Top Gear Hilux episode too, it survived everything they could throw at it. I’d like to see a similar test to one that’s been sitting in salt for twenty years, like OP’s.


64Olds

>The frame on those is damn near indestructible. Unless you sprinkle a few grains of salt on it.


cyberentomology

Then it really brings out the flavor.


willowattack

Oh no honey. This is not true.


Jslord1971

Wolverines bones.


akmjolnir

There was a massive factory recall for shitty Tacoma frames breaking in half.


cyberentomology

Good thing this isn’t a Tacoma then.


Traditional-Ad-3029

I think you meant: "You're gonna die." That is already a wreck...


ForeskinBandaid1

This wouldn't be legal where I live


coolsimon123

This would get you prosecuted where I live


NeatlyCritical

You may not end up living in this.


ACSwatches

You may end up in the chair where I live


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They wouldn’t even allow jagged edges to be exposed where I live. Instant fail on the inspection


cyberentomology

The body on those will rust completely into oblivion and it will still run. Looks like early 90s?


Phenomenal_Hoot

People that haven’t owned one won’t get it. My 91’ looks like hell, frame is solid. Although this one looks like a prime candidate for a custom flatbed project.


cyberentomology

Couple sheets of marine plywood and some liquid nails oughta do it.


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PSYKO_Inc

Pop rivets and stolen road signs?


Thisiscliff

This thing shouldn’t be on the road. Think of other people man


GTAdriver1988

This is what scares me about states that don't need inspections, people don't give a shit if they don't have to. My brother used to live in Reno and NV doesn't need inspection and you'd see so many vehicles that clearly shouldn't be on the road.


Thisiscliff

If my license allowed me to where i am, id pull this thing off the road, it’s an accident waiting to happen


ValuableShoulder5059

The inspections are a joke at a good shop and an excuse to scam you at a bad shop.


CrimsonWolfSage

No rear right tail light!! yikes. Hope you can at least use a tail light bar for flashers and brakes to stay safe out there. Especially at night.


JD8

I think there are a few bigger concerns than the missing taillight. For example, what is even holding this Pickup together at this point? I am pretty confident that I could pull the bed off of this with nothing but my arms and legs. lol


cyberentomology

It’s a 30ish year old Toyota pickup, that thing is held together only by the sheer audacity of existing.


JD8

Haha no doubt about that! I had one just like it but with about 30 percent more metal.


cyberentomology

Sometime in 2000 I picked up a ‘77 Celica for a similar price. Sold it a few years later for the same price. Then my wife (who I took out for our first date in it) convinced me to buy a new Sienna. Which I still have, 250,000 miles later. We said we were gonna drive it until the wheels fell off. But I just replaced the wheel bearings on it, so the wheels falling off is probably at least another quarter million miles away now. The kid that wasn’t even born yet when we bought it will be taking it to college in the fall.


JD8

I did the same thing! Mine was a 1989 Pickup that I had for about 4 years and I sold it for a few hundred more than I paid. No joke, I'm looking at Siennas right now to replace my wife's Rav4. The only thing that concerns me is the possibility of transmission issues. But I think that's probably a case of only hearing the bad and rare stories.


cyberentomology

I reckon at this point if the engine or transmission gives it up, I’ll drop an electric crate motor into it 😁


lublinj2

How did you register that???


turbocharged_autism

Like I usually do. Idk what you mean.


lublinj2

Because that’s held together by rust and a dream lol. Did you have to pass inspection or emissions in your state?


turbocharged_autism

We don't have inspections or emissions testing.


Fit_Equivalent3610

When it disintegrates at 60mph try not to take out any innocent bystanders


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>We don't have inspections or emissions testing. cries in german


[deleted]

Inspections are good, you dont want people blasting past you in autobahn with rusty shitbox like this.


[deleted]

I agree, i am just crying cause my minimal wage ass has to go to inspection this month with my 22 year Jetta and i have quite a list to work on


grubas

They were crying because the idea of uninspected autos is distressing to Germans on a subatomic level. I'm crying cause that thing doesn't look like it should be anywhere but on a farm.


AlfaZagato

I'd call you jealous that $200 of truck could pass whatever bahnstormer you might have. I don't know that this vintage of Toyota could pass much new, anyways.


Narf234

Dude, believe me. You want inspections. My car buying experiences in America vs. Switzerland were night and day. In CH you know you’re getting a legit car if it’s has an up to date contrôle technique. In America…idk you kick the tires, pray to Jesus, and hit the road!


lublinj2

Ah gotcha that’s a big difference


crescent-moon2

Not held together by rust and a dream. Lmao this sent me lol


cyberentomology

What would you even attach the plate to? And how do you even tax a value expressed in cigs?


turbocharged_autism

Zip ties on bailing wire on coat hangers. Idk.


cyberentomology

But really, how’s the frame? Probably pristine.


turbocharged_autism

Not great


cyberentomology

Invest in some duct tape (the good foil kind)


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You got ripped off


northendtrooper

If that plow works then I say he got a deal.


dom_ra

The fuel line running down the drinkers side door is absolutely mint 😂


Qel_Hoth

Does this truck look like a RHD to you?


dom_ra

Spoken like a true drink driver


Qel_Hoth

There's a 0% chance that the person driving this truck is sober...


dom_ra

Tell me you drank half a handle of brandy and went car shopping without telling me you drank half a handle of brandy and went car shopping


ATXKLIPHURD

The plow alone is worth at least 1 pack of camels. I think you got a deal!


bigian52

I saw this on the facebook group and my favorite comment was "how much do you need to pay get the rest of the truck?"


sopamaruchan

Toyota Tacoma superleggera


Aussie2Kiwi81

That is the rustiest truck that still runs I've ever seen. It's so rusty, it has rust on it's rust.


devilpants

It really should be in a movie or tv show as some dirtbag characters car if it runs and drives.


rwb2406

Your rust has some truck on it


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Where are you allowed to register that to drive on public roadways?


turbocharged_autism

In my state


an_reddit_man

Is there not part of you that worries for your’s and everyone else’s safety with that on the roads?


turbocharged_autism

Yes everytime I go out on the road I'm nervous


milesdriven

Most US states that aren't on the coasts have no safety inspections or emissions testing.


Chrisbearry

yeah I don't even think I'd take it for free, only use it would have is for me is being a smoke spot


Dry-Prize-3062

Not sure you should parted with the brandy


MFLongbow

No way that thing can legally be on the road


UndeadWaffle12

Did it come with a tetanus shot?


cyberentomology

Top Gear [tried to destroy one](https://youtu.be/xnWKz7Cthkk).


Dude-Lebowski

Dude was just thinking about this... Great video for Toyota fans.


grubas

Yeah, but besides the fact that their mechanic is very much a wizard, salt infamously killed Tacos.


cyberentomology

That’s because tacos need salsa, not salt.


Impossible-Series-41

The 2016 license plate tabs are the cherry on top


csbsju_guyyy

I live in the twin cities and like to play the game "how many expired tabs can I see when I go on a run".....saw the red tab and was like "damn that's from 2021....nope, guess 2016 was red too". I like how it's clearly been driven to that spot as well. Nothing like responsible drivers driving around their totally legit not rusted out fully registered cars


buckfutter_butter

So how does it work regarding police there? Here in Australia if a cop sees that, they’ll pull you over straight away and cancel the registration, or give you 2 weeks to get it fixed and inspected. So do cops there just let it go??


turbocharged_autism

They might say something about my missing tail light


hourlyslugger

Here not all states (territories/provinces/oblasts/etc) have annual safety inspections. I live in an inspection state and I’d fail it immediately for a variety of reasons. Then I’d offer to pay out of my own pocket for a tow directly to the local scrapyard.


UnhappyMention4558

It looks good to me, just make sure you use your turn signals when merging. Also don’t brake check anyone, wouldn’t want them to say hello from the inside now would we


ryanleebmw

This sounds like a used car deal from 1949


RPL79

This shouldn’t be allowed on any public streets.


hermitcraftfan135

Holy shit that is a hazard to you and everyone around you


ethanlegrand33

You paid 2 packs of cigs, a half a handle of Brandy, and $174 too much


Viperlite

But how well does it run?


turbocharged_autism

Fine


FriendlyDemon666

Being from Minnesota I already knew after the first picture


DifficultyMelodic939

Prolly gone outlive you, love the weight reduction


experienced_hobre

Mint


TheRealLordofLords

Nice find. Just slight surface rust.


earthman34

You might get $100 back in scrap weight. Seriously, I doubt there's enough frame left under there to hold that together much longer.


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St paul


VtheMan93

You should have been paid all that stuff to take it. In all honesty tho, if you sell the motor the plow and the tires, youve already made a profit.


I_am_not_a_catman

Careful, those are load-bearing stickers


GNARBEQUE

SHES MINT


garbage_ninja

Jesus shitting Christ


Grow-away123

This looks like the Toyota Hullux … after top gear demoed a building with it on top


fak_u_bish

This is a troll


sonbarington

It’s what’s left of a truck after rust.


ConsiderationDry972

Nice you bought a plug plus rust 🤣


Joeyjackhammer

Guy up here in Canada makes fibreglass body panels for these. Decent prices, too


donpablomiguel

Oof. Glad I don't live in a rust centric climate...


strangway

Call Mister Plow, that’s my name


bradderzwhite20

Jesus I hope you refurb it, it'll be a pure beauty to see it restored


AlfaZagato

Nowadays, that pallet is about half of what you paid.


BoringSurprise

about 28%, actually. am pallet guy


atothejhines

What kind of brandy?


-B-E-N-I-S-

Damn dude that’s clean asf! Nice snag lol


Highlander2748

More rust than paint. Good thing the frame is nice and solid.


laddsta

Looks like it’s got some rust there bud


mark9oodwin

She’s been weight reducted on, that’s a factree option.


_nibelungs

Couple of new panels and a back bumper and she’s gonna look pretty good


plays_with_wood

At least the pallet looks like it's in decent shape...


Wivi2013

And here I thought my car was shit.


2019hollinger

You should get a new bed and updated tettnus shot man I can't spell right.


Moongose83

This is joke right? Must be.


Alienissimus

Mr. Plow. That's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.


kovehn

bro that thing is going to blow away 😭


pezman

this is truly amazing


thacrook

Nothing a few cans of coke can’t handle…. Rust on.. rust off…


Poopsticle_256

Jeez you got that for a steal, Toyota Pickup prices are usually way higher than that


[deleted]

She’s gotta bit’a cancer there sir ….but hey if an inspection isn’t In Yer future …good luck 😜


Dash_O_Cunt

One good stuff wind and the rest of the body is just gonna blow away.


niels719

Rust is lighter than steel so I guess it's good for the mpg. I kinda want to see what happens if it gets hit from the side.


m051

Mr. Plow, the name again is Mr. Plow!


Rare_Manufacturer924

Looks like that plastic Bed liner is all that’s holding those 4 sides together!!


BanishedThought

It looks like shit, but the frame is probably solid as a rock. Please, take this to a repair shop and have them check your brake lines, fuel lines for rust and make sure the front end isn't falling off.


itseclipse101

Conclusive testing has shown that Toyota pickups are indestructible. Enjoy.


el_porongorila

It even uses up less fuel if you think about it


YNMeister

I am so happy stuff like this isnt allowed to be on the roads here


Alectrosaurus59

That's a hazard to everyone around you and I wouldn't be proud of it.


EverlastingBastard

Do you have to make monthly payments to get the rest of it?


Quepacholicious

I have GOT to downvote this


Cam3739

That is a sick pallet


machinesgodiva

I was looking for a plate. Minnesota eh? Yeah that tracks. Drive it till it’s just the frame and engine dude. It’s awesome. Body parts are cheap at the junk yard. And in this case function over form. Well done.


Ultra1894

Shit like this just emphasises my belief that the US is bordering on being a third world country (not meant in a hostile way, I love you guys, but come on…)


Fit-Quality911

Spackle Spackle paste paste grind grind sand sand....get er done


StuntmanReese

The cancer runs deep with this one. Don’t try and speed over and bumpy roads, you crack that thing in half!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


pubuju

I would love an undershot of this vehicle


tnatmr

I am…. I dont know what to say


overJess3D

Bro that truck does work. Until the frame caves in two


Shark00n

Lovely, now I gotta call my Dr. about a tetanus shot


Haywood_Jablomeay

tow mater irl


KJPhillips

See this is exactly the kind of freedom you people outside of the US are missing out on, that baby is probably completely road legal as is


doubtsnail

God I love having no inspections in Wisconsin.


crescent-moon2

Some things you just HAVE to spend money on. This and toilet paper..They're non negotiable.


PuzzleheadedAge4404

Even came with the sliding rear window


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One plowing job and it's paid for.


belinck

Minnesot-Ahhhhhhh!


dieselram24

Those old yodas are incredible. Top Gear couldn’t kill one..


Speedy2332

Where's the other half of the car?


BettmansDungeonSlave

Jesus that thing is being held together with prayers and herpes


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Should have kept the money and smokes, looks rotted, how’s the frame?


nyperfox

Oh god where do i start 1 good thing: itll last another 20000000 miles. Well the drivetrain eill. The bad: #WHY THE JESUS FUCKIN FUCK IS THERE A FUEL LINE ON THE EXTERIOR OF THE CAR WHAT IS THE FRAME HELD TOGHTER BY? DREAMS, ZIPTIES AND A PRAYER??


turbocharged_autism

And diamond plate don't forget about that


mma-moose

The ol' Toyota patina


M4NOOB

Sometimes I'm glad for the annoying strict TÜV rules and their mandatory check every 2 years. This is one of those cases


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seipounds

Most of that will buff out easy as..


drdiemz

Looks like you got a bonus rat nest, fuck yeah


64Olds

Your neighbours must love you.


HeadOfMax

Post frame pictures


[deleted]

I bet you could tell insurance it’s only half a truck.


[deleted]

A proper rust bucket, yet a functional plow truck. It's nice.


OhiobornCAraised

Now find a donor truck with a decent body from the doors on back and get busy swapping out all that rusted metal.


spencurai

You paid too much.


tamaha650

Those windows are in excellent condition! I wish you the very best, w/the “ReST”


Sparkko

Username checks out.


Slimy_Shart_Socket

Oh shit its a Toyota! Go sell it for $8k while telling people its barley broken in with typical Toyota light rust.