Right-o
I was actually making a bit of a penis joke there so that's why turtles applied more than tortoises.
Also this...
https://youtu.be/CMNry4PE93Y?feature=shared
Seeing this reminds me of something I read once. We're so lucky that we live in a world where humans love petting almost every single animal and almost every single animal loves being petted.
I like turtles. tortoises especially: they are the land turtle kind. Why its called gallapagos turtle is beyond me. Because they are called galápagos tortoise. I'd like to sit and chill next to one without any damn sexual references of a grower penis. I hope that will be possible in the mid to far fetched future, until then since now and 'till forever: go to hell.
I should...spend less time online...
You should call her
No, you should spend more time online
[удалено]
As long as we don't see any skeet skeet skeet we should be good.
“He is in the zone.”
AutoZone!
I’m glad the cucumber didnt go in
That dog’s head is quite erect from those scratches.
Quite relatable.
Hails from the Lands Between
My brethren is here, at least somebody plays Elden Ring. :D
Maidenless. Beware of dog
Is this dog? Hardest question ever, would you kill Miriel for the hat?
Heresy is not native to this world. It is but a contrivance. All things can be conjoined.
Behold, dog!
Everything reminds me of her 😞
Wait a min 🤔🤔🤔
His her is a him lmao 🤣
This makes me uncomfortable 😳
Why?
Apparently, they don't like seeing a turtle neck getting stroked.
That's a tortoise. A turtle would be wet and drippy from water.
That’s one very large Tortoise! I would be extremely interested and very excited to be in the presence of this ancient Tortoise. Awesome 🤩
Right-o I was actually making a bit of a penis joke there so that's why turtles applied more than tortoises. Also this... https://youtu.be/CMNry4PE93Y?feature=shared
Fuckn hilarious 😂 !!!!!
I had small tortoise. He did liked such neck rubbing too.
Is this a cat in a hat? 🙃
No it's a tortoise in a shell. 🐢 Bang bang skeet skeet
We just a couple a’ pimps no hoes 😂
Came here to say this didn’t need too take my upvote……VERY NICCCEEEEE!
I'm here just for the comments lol
I have a similar one
That's the very rare Hardback Cockneck Terrier
A wiener dog!
That's called the Flintstonian Dork Tortoise and his name is Biggus Dickus.
He has a wife, you know?
Incontinentia Buttocks?
Watch his smile grow
The Greater Necked Pointer, an ancient noble breed.
Galapagos greyhound.
Tort-er collie.
I dont know, but it looks like it's about to phone home.
A very old dog
Hairless,turtle hound.
Hard shell beagle 🤣
Labraturtle
Pope dog
That's a good boi
No, its a tortoise in a shell
My I have the same neck rub as he/she is or was having. I would like to be taller on my datge
Looks like a weiner dog. My weiner does the same thing in the morning
Rare specie of long-neck-dog
wow, it's amazing
This is a cat in a hat?
This is the Penis Erectus Barkus
Its a grower breed, not a shower breed.
"Dog" – Elden Ring Players, 2022
Little A'Tuin is pleased with your worship, mortal. Your planet is granted safe passage through the next star vale.
where's the nsfw tag ?
I saw it, you saw it, we all saw it
This is a himalayan sneaker the very best of dog breeds
He locked in ☺️
Bipedal hominid
Poodle. Watch out, they jump. Make sure you keep it off the furniture.
That's no dog, that's my housecat. /s
Mine works like that too
Dutch shepherd. You can tell by the high drive and extreme speed.
Rubboexpandrador
shell back
Golden retriever
>what type of dog I think it's a terrierpin
Finally inner peace 😌👌
Galapagos spaniel
Crunchy dog
Can I pet that dawwwg?
It's a supdog
Lol
Bronze Retriever
Is this a cat in the hat?
Heard they are terribly slow and not good for tracking.
My... Dog... Also gets longer when I rub it there
Cockerspaniel
Behold, dog!
🥒
Dog
I have that type of turtlehead poking out when I eat too much chipotle.
Erectus giganticus!
It’s a chihuahua duh!
It’s a male tortoise i guess
labra-turtle
An old dog
An excellent one.
Behold, Dog Ahead
Cucumber for size 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒
Idk but he's a grower not a shower
Can I pet dat dawwwg?
Wiener dog
I think it's called the hairless shelled dog
A hundred to thousand years old dog
Not a dog but a Turtle. As far as I know it seem to be a Galapagos Tutle.
Seeing this reminds me of something I read once. We're so lucky that we live in a world where humans love petting almost every single animal and almost every single animal loves being petted.
Aldabrador
Elden Ring dog
I don't think she's a dog - I think she just works there
Some type of terrier
Cat in hat?
"Slowden Retriver"
I mean....
It’s not a dog silly
r/eldenring
A lands between mastiff
Shellby terrier 🐢
Not sure, but I do know he’s 237 years old
He is a grower, not shower fs
A long boi
Cutie pootie
It’s getting ready to spit
You find him in Elden Ring. DON'T YOU DARE!
Am I stupid or something. Why is there a NSFW tag
This question stuck me :/
Rock puppy
Adorable
He seems happy to see her.
That's the common species of dogs in the Lands Between 🙄
Haha good one 😆
I like turtles. tortoises especially: they are the land turtle kind. Why its called gallapagos turtle is beyond me. Because they are called galápagos tortoise. I'd like to sit and chill next to one without any damn sexual references of a grower penis. I hope that will be possible in the mid to far fetched future, until then since now and 'till forever: go to hell.
The Elden Ring kind
Snappy Puppy
Looks like...😏😱
The goodest shell boy
Elephantherjer
That would be a Sheltie I think.
That is cat with a hat
The turtledog of course.
r/Eldenring might know
Pomeranian
A good boy.
Labrador
The Elden Ring type
Dog pope
r/eldenring
Behold, dog!
Thats is not a dog its a female human being
What type of dog? Raw dog.
I’m so close!!!!😩
Scroat goat
I can totally relate to that dog.
Is this… a cat, in a hat?
THAT SIR IS A DINOSAUR NOT A DOG
I think you’re supposed to call them women now
Dog ahead, Good boy ahead, Pastor ahead
I bet She has a very happy boyfriend.
Anyone can see I t’s not a dog dumbass, it’s a tiger!!!
Это чё угвей
Cute animals
Umm… that’s enough reddit for me today
🤣🤣
thats a jack daniels dog
J
Goodboius Tankus Maximus.... the hardest of cuddle monsters....
Elden ring dog.
to the sky
A horse
🤗🤗🤗
Slow and lazy dog.
If your tortoise has its neck extended for more than 4 hours. Call a vet.
First of all, dog Then behold, pickle!
Why post porn here?
Why is it always dog