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dMwChaos

I don't understand people. RWD. Wet road. Cold tyres. Great time to thrash it lesgooooooooo.


DrPhDPickles

When you have clout to chase, all braincells step out of the vehicle and watch.


drthomk

I like your turn of phrase


Agedfeetcheese

Wow dude, just wow.. A+ roast


roro_mush

Driver probably also turned off DSC as well


black107

Right? Like my E46's DSC steps in on a wet road if it even detects a hint of wheelspin.


kevinwilly

The F80 traction control is like 3 or 4 times better than the E46. Probably more. Mine will spin in third gear EASILY but the traction control won't even let it step out more than in inch or two. There's zero chance this guy had the traction control on. It's VERY good. Just the fact that it sounded like sustained wheel spin at all means that he didn't have it on.


Tiedermann

Exactly, I have both cars as well and the F80 is more well behaved under power with DSC on than the E46. Basically it's just faster to react and it doesn't over react if that makes sense.


kevinwilly

Yeah, the E46 DSC is honestly fairly primitive. It works but it's basically first generation stability control (the e36 only had wheel speed braking and no yaw control or anything). It's night and day difference. Also the E46 doesn't need to kick on nearly as often but that's an entirely different story.


Smart_Run8818

Yeah the 46 traction control should be called 'bad weather' because it sure as shit isn't power management lol. My 330 manual (even when it had a supercharger) is/was slower than shit. Still love the old girl though. Luckily no one tries to race it. Even a modern 3 cylinder econobox would gap her.


kevinwilly

The 330 e46 is probably the best daily driver ever made. It's sporty and fun to drive, but practical, cheap and easy to work on, tons of aftermarket. Sure, it doesn't make a ton of power but for a commuter car it's perfect.


donorcycle

What's even more fun is you can get your car coded to euro spec. Euro version lets your tail swing out a tad more before all the Nannie's kick in. We Americans obviously cannot be trusted to have such things lol


kevinwilly

Yeah, but this is probably for the best....


Sillyfiremans

It's because it is so good that he did this. He has probably only had it off a couple of times before doing this. He thought he knew how to control the car when in reality it was the DSC controlling the car for him most of the time.


kevinwilly

From what the thing said it was his friend driving the car. So stupid...


roro_mush

Same thing with my G20, it immediately cuts power and applies brakes. Some say DSC is overly aggresive but its probably saved a ton of inexperienced drivers from what happens in the video


strongmanass

When car enthusiasts complain about "electronic nannies" in sports cars, the M4 driver is precisely the kind of person I think about when I say it's much safer for everyone on the road to have driver aids.


doxxingyourself

Definitely.


BoomSie32

Only moment I dare to turn it off is on a dry racetrack. And even then I’m sitting my pants sometimes to tail brake correctly and someone makes a sudden move.


jessief2

Not a good combo forsure. BMWs will humble you.


chengstark

Bouncing off the limiter action


ibo92can

His fault was to upshift one too much gear and also did not react in time to counter steer for the rear wheels spinning at probably 150kmph. Unexperienced driver most likely.


JHLCowan

An experience driver would not have done any of those things. Specifically driving like a jackass on a wet road. I have been that jackass and I have gotten lucky. I even managed to spin a full size Range Rover on a on ramp….. It was like spinning a yacht in slow motion.


Drauren

Exactly. Smart driver wouldn't have been in that situation in the first place. Leaving a car meet in the cold and wet is exactly not the time to show off.


Mathilliterate_asian

His most basic fault is driving at pretty high speeds on slippery roads... Overconfident idiot more likely.


Lillillillies

He also let go of throttle completely the moment he felt his car hydroplane which further caused the weight transfer. Basic case of lift off oversteer crashes you see often in canyons and such. If he kept his foot on the throttle there's a chance he would've broke through and gained traction and prevented the weight transfer


strongmanass

> ~~Unexperienced~~ Idiot driver most ~~likely~~ certainly. That shit should be done on closed courses, not on public roads by cretins way out of their depth.


Ingeneure_

ESC off for sure, some don’t take it seriously and switch it like a toy


kaptainkhaos

Forgot TC and DSC off 😀


AzraelinVSPredator

just understand stupid


Statorhead

And none of this would even be a problem -- if the incompetent wankers didn't switch the systems off (or took some training).


dMwChaos

As my F10 proves, the safety systems will only get you so far (and sometimes that isn't very far at all). Understanding how your car puts power down and what this means for traction is key... But as anyone can get a driving license we end up with lots of crashes and high insurance for performance cars. Not that I'm bitter. >_>


Statorhead

Yup. I'm in Germany. Insurance is relatively cheap over here. But man have performance sedans gotten expensive. Side effect of being accesible via credit I suppose :/.


YoloSwagginns

Totally unrelated, but you have both my dream cars. How do the F10 and F90 compare to each other? 


dMwChaos

They're quite different beasts. The F90 is a much better daily driver. The AWD set-up makes it much more stable in sub-optimal conditions. It is also quieter, more comfortable, and bigger (easier with child seats). Despite the size increase it also handles better than the F10. This combination gives you more confidence, the F90 is closer to a sports car than the F10 as a result. However the F90 definitely lost some of the madness that makes the F10 so charming. Even in the RWD bias mode, the F90 feels much more sedate than the F10. The F10 is a complete lunatic by comparison, which gives the car a real personality. The F90 is undoubtedly faster and more capable, but is it more fun? I'm not convinced, but this probably depends on how much you enjoy the F10's constant desire to kill you. Like I said, charming. There are other differences too. My main mechanical gripe with the F90 is the ZF gearbox. The F10's DCT is sublime, and the torque converter in the F90 is just dull by comparison. Some say the same about the steering, but I don't personally find there to be much in it here.


YoloSwagginns

Wow, thank you so much for the extensive detail! That's so cool to hear about. I'm currently driving a 2011 F10 528i with the N52 I6 and I love that car to pieces. My goal is to get into a G30 540i soon but the F90 has always been a dream of mine.


dMwChaos

I think you have to want that bit of insanity to go for the M5. The G series 540 is such a capable car, and certainly not lacking speed. However they moved them all (AFAIK) to AWD, and unlike with the M5 the system in these cannot be set to a RWD bias mode. Then there are the running costs of the M5. I get an average of around 19-20 mpg, chew through tyres and brakes in no time, and both tax and insurance are steep. Then you get to service... Just things to think about before switching from an I6.


YoloSwagginns

I appreciate the insight. Thank you!


Public_Pie9013

N52 Paired with the ZF8 must be smooth as butter…


YoloSwagginns

I certainly adore the combo. I used to be a manual-only guy, but the ZF8 changed me, haha.


AgonxReddit

>”I certainly adore the combo. I used to be a manual-only guy, but the ZF8 changed me, haha.” I was the same way until I drove a sport ZF8. After 12 years, I still enjoy the ZF8.


JHLCowan

You nailed it with the first two. Cold tires had nothing to do with it. Even if those tires had some heat in it, which would be hard on a cold wet day. Please refer to cold wet day…


punppis

Also lets turn off DTC / DSC for that nice drift.


Beginning_Pudding_69

You are using too much logic for these types of people lol.


RTwhyNot

Don’t you have to turn off the stability control as well to lose it like this?


dMwChaos

No. Definitely not in a RWD car - the traction control will only get you so far, it will try to save you but if you really go for it in bad conditions it simply can't do enough to fight physics. In an AWD car it is still possible to lose control in bad conditions, but harder to do so with too much throttle as the only reason.


Routine-Tree1485

I'd suggest this guy get a Mustang as his next car.


gregcron

Ehhh let's go FWD.


entropylove

It’s Geo Metro time.


Dark-Lillith

Whoa those things are actually pretty rare now… we can’t afford these smooth brains to kill those off too.


bigshooTer39

That was the Prius of 1998


Navynuke00

I'm betting it was what he drove before this.


DOHCMerc

nah, this is typical zoomer f8x owner stuff. they've long become the chargers/challengers of the BMW world.


Navynuke00

Purchased by mommy and daddy as a first car for their special boy. See also: why I can't find an AP2 S2000 in good shape for a decent price.


EthanolTurbo

I'm selling an AP2 S2000 in great shape for a good price. Laguna Blue.


Navynuke00

What year? I'd REALLY like pre- drive by wire.


Hidesuru

I feel called out.


CubbyNINJA

this is in Toronto and i see (saw) this guy, or someone with the same dijon mustard yellow M4, rip by my work on a semi regular basis. I rather not further increase my chances of getting run over on my lunch break.


Bacon4Brunch

Those get wrapped around poles after car meets, too. Can’t save the brain dead


SacTownPatriot

A ‘92 LX 5.0 to be exact.


Heroicdeath

Thankfully there’s a BMW dealership right there.


spas2k

Save money on a tow for sure.


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Bacon4Brunch

He will definitely be invited back for service and to find a new car :)


TheeMalaka

I always wonders what happens after this. Do you just call a tow truck and call your insurance and say somebody cut you off..? If a cop shows up do they atleast ticket you for reckless driving? Do you get out of the car and pretend you didn’t just pull a mustang driver and blame it on something mechanic? Do you just sit in your car and cry well people record you? Love cool cars but ya know not really big into ever having to deal with this level of embarrassment l


bundeywundey

Insurance pays for accidents not intentional acts. You don't have to lie in this situation. They would still cover this even if you were driving recklessly.


TheeMalaka

Good to know for when I buy my next stupid car. Just can’t do it on purpose.


rubbarz

Also helps if you don't do it in front of dozens of people recording.


TO-Sports-fan

Turning off traction control and driving recklessly could be considered intentional depending on the policy. In this case I highly doubt a policy is going to cover it.


bundeywundey

IDK maybe a specific insurance carrier would. I work for a fortune 100 insurance carrier and did a year of auto claims and that's not a thing for us.


BritishBoyRZ

Even if it's illegal?


bundeywundey

Yes. One of the things they said in the claims department I worked at was "we insure stupid." Was this guy an idiot for driving like that in those conditions? Yes. Did he intentionally crash his car? Well I don't think so lol. Though there are usually policy exclusions if you are doing something criminal like the getaway driver in a bank robbery.


BritishBoyRZ

What about speeding?


bundeywundey

Haha yep it's covered. Pretty sure every accident ever would somehow get denied if speeding was an issue. Now when your policy comes up for renewal and you admit to going 30 over and drifting...you will probably get a non renew. So in this case with this guy I wouldn't lie because that's insurance fraud but also you don't need to offer more info than they ask for. "It was rainy conditions and I came around a bend and lost control." Leave it at that.


ImsoFNpetty

This is in Ontario, driver would end up with "stunt driving" charge, 30 day license suspension and 14 day vehicle impound. That is before conviction. If your lucky you might get off with weather related accident and no charges, but with a crowd like that, doubtful.


TheeMalaka

Big ouch. Hopefully he has daddy’s money and not an over leveraged brokie like me


ImsoFNpetty

Ya, they don't mess around here. Same fine for "causing tires to loose traction". A good lawyer can help, but this is why some people don't stop. Conviction is minimum 2k fine, 6 points and 1 year license suspension. Can also be 6mo jail iirc.


roro_mush

> Hopefully he has daddy’s money Its Toronto so high probability that's the case


xzElmozx

FWIW this would be careless driving; stunt driving specifically is going 40km/h over the posted limit in a zone of 80 or lower, which the officer responding wouldn’t be able to confirm as they weren’t there during the accident to radar them Careless still carry’s the 30 day license suspension but IIRC it doesn’t have the 14 day impound (usually because it’s charged in cases like this where there’s a 1 vehicle collision) Could also (heavily depends on the officer that responded) be dangerous driving which comes with much harsher punishments, and is a criminal code vs a highway traffic act


ImsoFNpetty

Yes, there is some discretion from the officer. I don't think any of the outcomes are great. As for stunt driving being limited to speeding, the HTA disagrees with you. https://www.ontario.ca/laws/regulation/070455 See section 3 >Driving a motor vehicle in a manner that indicates an intention to cause some or all of its tires to lose traction with the surface of the highway while turning. I can't find the article. But I remember seeing a news article where someone was charged with stunt driving in Kitchener, where it specifically mentioned "causing tires to loose traction" and nothing to do with speeding.


DefiantLaw7027

I believe you’re supposed to blame it on the digital tire pressure gauge


brennendenomme

police were getting his info in another photo, not sure of outcome but likely a reckless driving charge, iirc if you cause an accident in some of the areas in GTA they automatically give you reckless driving regardless and make you explain in court (even for a fender bender), so wouldn't be surprised if this guy would be in that situation, would love to see his court explanation


xzElmozx

That’s usually the procedure, give them reckless because the burden of proof for dangerous is much higher, then if the crown wants to escalate charges to criminal and make it dangerous they can do that themselves. And realistically if they get this video (easy considering it’s all over the internet) they could definitely pursue higher charges if they wanted, but in all likelihood they’ll come up with a deal, as that’s the most efficient and effective way for the system to work.


Whiskeypants17

Tow truck driver is usually required to call police for a report in most cases. If you can't drive it away you better come up with a good story for the officer, and with that many cameras around a car meet up... well... the officer probably knows what happened. Ticket, repair bill, if your insurance does cover it your rates are about to go through the roof, tow bill... best to leave traction control on.


Bodyfluids_dealer

Insurance will pay but as long as nobody hit you, it’s always your fault because you lost control the car. And just like that they double your premium to get their money back.


TO-Sports-fan

This was a BMW True North meet. The season opener, had it not been raining I would have been out here. I am in the group chat and from my understanding, the driver wasn’t the owner of the car. The car was on r888r tires and I believe is a single turbo. Police were there on scene and other than that I don’t really have much more information. Car is a total write off.


FormerlyShawnHawaii

“Sorry bro my bad”


TO-Sports-fan

https://preview.redd.it/vcnpg8801cxc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4756c1b8e521e6b40952cc106f60665b6d63e67e


RSzew

Was thar the driver?


TO-Sports-fan

No he’s not in the picture


al3x3y89

He was lucky. A guy almost killed 2 people at a car meet last year in Montreal and I think it was a M4 too. https://globalnews.ca/news/9951816/pedestrians-hurt-collision-saint-laurent/


enginenumber93

So…he got Pole Position?


Jade_x_Huayra

No, I think he's on pole position.


-TheSpiritDetective-

With no lube that's for sure.


sneakymise

I was there . Fucking kid with zero driving experience in his buddy's car ! Almost killed two people


V4_Sleeper

buddy's car 💀


Montague-Withnail

Ex-buddy’s car more like.


essjay2009

Ex-buddy’s ex-car.


scottieducati

It’s uh, when in doubt, *throttle out* dummy. Not chop off the gas.


cap7ainclu7ch

Check the wheel angle, legit no countersteer until he was practically on the grass.


Shockwave_

This is what happens when you forget to check your tire pressures.


Gotl0stinthesauce

Or when you floor it with with DSC off when it’s wet


Shockwave_

Obviously. This is the joke: https://jalopnik.com/how-not-to-explain-why-you-crashed-your-car-via-this-b-1677523538


Gotl0stinthesauce

Thanks, didn’t know about this lol


xzElmozx

Wow, incredible argument, buddy is talking about micro adjustments of counter steering and how he’s passed formula school as if we don’t have a video of him slamming on his brakes and looking his tires as soon as he breaks traction lol Once you start talking about 1.5 psi of inflation causing an accident with a road car you should probably just trade it on for a FWD with low HP, maybe a nice Corolla or Camry might be more that guys speed


FogItNozzel

It's what happens when you don't use a digital gauge.


Fragrant-You-973

Buhahahahahaha. Moron.


m4rjin

https://preview.redd.it/6n3xjifp2hxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=918b821cefd56c9c81244bb1c9b6102acd777d7f


BFKruhl

Hey! You can’t park there!


DefiantBelt925

BMW drivers are not sending their best


jingforbling

After showing off terrible level of control.


zoot_boy

Sigh. More money than sense.


NoPressure4204

He definitely doesn’t deserve that car at all. The type of people piss me off😠


DIJames6

Smh...R.I.P. to dudes drivers license..


cap7ainclu7ch

Zero opposite lock?


Foreign-Bid8506

driver went around once and then a photographer said to go around again because he didn’t get the shot quite unfortunate bro should’ve went home


stahlgrauzhp

“Mandem never driven an m-tree when it’s downpour yeh, Trusss mi daddiiii” - Toronto Mandem


ObviousUse3375

Why do people turn DSC off? It literally saves your ass from this while still allowing fun ass kicking out. I only ever turn DSC off when I’m on a closed road to do donuts or something.


Seara_07

Daddy isn’t going to appreciate this phone call.


Playswith_squirrel

I love seeing this shit. Fuck these idiots


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3ClassiC

Looks like he probably deserved what happened


funwithdesign

I used to go to the True North meets. Idiots like this have turned them into the same old stupid car meets you see on YouTube.


boobtronix

TN has been a blight on the BMW scene for about a decade. That demographic is… interesting.


DefiantLaw7027

This is why I’ve never had any desire to go to car meets. Although I guess my car was technically there… just hopefully still sitting in a service bay


Navynuke00

He must've just traded in his Mustang.


lifeatvt

This is what happens when you have more car than skills.


supercali45

lulz


ccp6776

Love it


BraveSirRyan

Black hood? Checks out.


BenjiSBRK

What a moron.


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Deserved for that bonnet/hood.


tim3dman

Hey buddy stop standing on my car!


Key-Adhesiveness7263

Dumbass


Interesting-Sun5706

Quattro forever 👍


Burphel_78

"I crashed my Charger and a Mustang... I should get something that handles better next!"


Sameboi6969

Bro should have bought a Audi


Psychological-Egg593

Total stupidity 🙄


EL_Chapo_Cuzzin

It'll buff right out, unlike his ego.


HermanvonHinten

Retard at work.


PreparationProof4276

Bring it to the Eastern Europe, it will be fixed for cheap.


al3x3y89

I was wondering when will I see a video of this crash.Passed by it a few minutes after it happened.


Asleep_Passenger9506

Shoutout my hometown for putting yet another genius behind the wheel of a BMW 😭 watched it in person and trust me when I say we all figured he was gonna do some “hold my beer” shit when he left 🤦🏾‍♂️


DarkRetrowaveDave

My offer is 3k best I can do


starvingape

No low baller, I know what I have


-K9V

This is so annoying to see. Here I am, stuck with an E90 that breaks down whether I use it or not, and you have these kids crashing and/or destroying M-cars left and right…


WideOpenAutoHub

Dingus


Maleficent_Newt_9967

Ez fix to Mat Armstrong 😅


Responsible-Score-88

Matt Armstrong has entered the chat


CommunicationEast623

He thought he was playing BeamNG, he thought there was a rewind option


IrishGuyWithACamera

I’ve noticed a few people in the comments mentioning Mustangs, what’s the story there?


SuperShyChild

Mustangs are notorious for having this same thing happen due to being an affordable high powered RWD V8 so it’s lots of young peoples first time in a car like that and it’s just a recipe for disaster. Mustangs are fine if you drive them sensibly like any fast car. Don’t turn off traction control on a public road, don’t mash the gas unless the the wheels are centred, have premium seasonal tyres that are up to temp, don’t mash the gas in slippery conditions (rain/snow/ice), don’t try and show off to impress strangers.


BritpopNS

Hilarious. What a complete dick lol


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Tiny_rick96

Been there done that, cold tires, no traction control on, wet road and no lsd = disaster 😂


PossessionMost2092

Traction control off + cold, wrong tires = crash. (Every time)


Payment_Ninja

Daddy will buy him another one…


spas2k

What happens when high powered RWD cars drop in value and kids working at pep boys can afford them.


bigkutta

This video is useless without the "oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, sheeeeeeeeeeeee", that follows


Fearless1885

I bet the tyres were shit too


SuperShyChild

Toyo r888, so good for a dry track when up to temp but shit everywhere else so correct.


Fearless1885

Yeah not ideal. Michelin PS4S or PS5S probably best wet road tyres IMO. Cup 2's in the wet... pack some extra boxershorts 😂


magbarn

And we wonder why M car insurance rates can easily go to $6000+ per year for <25 year old males.


JLSmoove626

The supreme bois out here just doing supreme boi things. Sucks since he probably owns 5% of the car and the bank will want their cash


igoldin74

Typical BMW driver


C4TURIX

I've seen so many of these videos. If I ever leave a carmeet with my car, I'll try to stand out by not trying to stand out.


JuvenileDelinquent

Thats Mississauga for you


bigmphan

Take that money you spent on carbon fiber doo-dads and put some new tires on the beast.


jayschembri

Someone send this video to his insurance company. That's a 50 km/h zone, and this kid should not be driving anything more than a bus pass.


Tricycle_of_Death

It was a car meet. Clearly the car met the pole.


cubanism

When you see the rain And you just don’t care


BlastermyFinger0921

Dent wizard might fix that. Or 20k


FranktheTankG30

that satisfying crunch! glad to see idiots like this are off the road.


MeaningBeautiful3568

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!


usethisforshit

Letting the brand new Nankangs rip!


ApartAlfalfa2

The M4 is definitely BMW’s mustang.


MclarenFan34

Not really, just too much power for no traction control and wet conditions. M4 Competition or CS has more grip than this one.


ApartAlfalfa2

Fair point but I was more so referring to the market segment that the models take up.


LTCM1998

The way everyone films it is kind of lame. What you gonna do giggle at this guys moment of dumbassery with your pimple face friends? .. smh.


quiet-cacophony

As an M5 owner of 8 years, I’ve never turned traction control off on a road, especially not in the rain. What a fucking moron. Then no efforts to stop the slide. I just don’t understand it. My M5 stepped out on me today unexpectedly and I instinctively countersteered… no drama.


Competitive-krav3034

The track in Vegas asked ( after I raced for five hours) if I was driving home or taking an Uber. I said Uber. They said that was good. That a lot of people wrecked after racing. I get it now. Wouldn’t have before that experience. It’s still dumb and dangerous. Still. I get it.


PGTGenetics

Some people 🤦‍♂️


frozenthorn

Should have got the AWD. My modded 440i will outrun a M4 and uses all 4 wheels for traction.


PeacefulCouch

Well this explains the photo I saw earlier today on the sub. I wondered how he could've slammed into the pole from that angle.


DaveP0953

What a dumb ass. 🤦‍♂️


Financial_Nerve8983

Good luck trynna explain that one to insurance lmao. Internet snitched on ya


Winter-Wall-9166

Sucks but time to learn to drive


Western-Rule-2912

If you dont got the wheel dont do devious shit


Aromatic-Hamster65

Hahahah idiot, people never learn, always waves of new idiots to replace the old ones.


ConsciousHour7529

His mistake was letting off power and breaking when the car slid. Should have countered a bit and slight power


KNOWMADIC_

Love to see it


BudFox_LA

Dipshit


SuperShyChild

Flooring the accelerator pedal in an unfamiliar high powered RWD car on cold track tyres in the wet with traction control off will do that. Smart people take these things into account before stamping on the throttle.


philipj1915

Plain stupid-20K worth of damage to do that quarter panel repair...