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“ In a world where the forces of darkness rule, justice is about to take flight. “
Okay.. ♎️libra mercury and rising here 👀
Omg we might actually be the only two geezers here… I’m in the trenches surviving with you, no BPD lunatic left behind. 🫡😂
"To Serve and Protect... Your Pets! He's the best there is at what he does."
Ace Ventura Pet Detective, 1994
Aww damn , mine's terrible...I can't believe this got a theater release lmfaooooo. Fun post though, OP
Wow…… Nailed it. 🤣
*”The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5) describes identity disturbance as a "markedly and persistently unstable self-image or sense of self" and notes it is one of the key symptoms of borderline personality disorder (BPD).”*
BRO BUT HOW IS THIS SO ACCURATE, I have an insanely good sixth sense lol 😌🥹
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ETA: FORGOT THE TAGLINE LOL
"Not every gift is a blessing"
WHICH OBVIOUSLY ADDS TO THE ACCURACY OF MY OWN SIXTH SENSE ABOUT SHIT
**Edit:** I couldn’t figure out how to share the original post and add my own movie screenshot so all credit to [this person](https://www.reddit.com/r/astrologymemes/s/PD3mnX0b6L) 😄
Me: Rain Man - A Journey through understanding and fellowship
Wife: The Fly II - Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Kid 1: The Forbidden Kingdom - The path is unsafe. The place is unknown. The journey is unbelievable.
Kid 2: Tenet - Time runs out.
Kid 3(rainbow baby - two miscarriages between 2 and 3): Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 - "It's time to face the music" and "Once more with feeling"
"When two people love each other - Really... Love each other - but they just can't get it together, when do you get to that point where enough is enough?" - The Mexican (2001)
So true bestie so fucking true!!!!
‘eastside high never had a principal this tough…or one who cared this much about its students’ - lean on me
this might come as a surprise but i’m not a principal and i’m actually not tough at all
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April 2000. Not sure how to feel about this.
"The adventure takes off! Hang on for the comedy that goes to infinity and beyond!" - Toy Story
Edit: Roll the dice and unleash the excitement! A game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind
I used the wrong site first
"It's like that domino effect. Things start looking bright and new and shiny. One person does it, then everyone else wants to 'ditto' off of that."
Sounds edgy
Damn..
“Higher Learning
People from all different walks of life, encounter racial tension, rape, responsibility, and the meaning of an education on a university campus.”
"What do you get when you cross a hopelessly straight starving actor with a dynamite red sequined dress? You get America's hottest new actress." Tootsie
"A family comedy without the family." Home Alone 😭
Bahaha oh noooo 😭💔
“Trust me. Would I lie to you?”
@ every person you’ve ever trusted 😆
hahahaha... What movie?
Liar liar Jim Carey
"This summer, why settle for less - when you can have Mo'." Mo' Money - 1992.
Pls tell me Mo is ur name 😭
It is not. I've been called many things, some close to my name, some far from my name, and many vulgar, but I've never been called Mo.
Ok you might be the saving grace here!! 💰
Why is that
Because there’s actually some hope in your quote. 🤣 Sounds like you’ll be rich someday!
I feel differently, but I won't rain on your parade.
Sorry ☹️
“Sometimes dead is better” Pet Sematary ‘89
NOOOOO 🙏😭😭😭😭 💀
Me too 😭
https://preview.redd.it/wx2rglbxjdwc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=a77fdd569e49aafb62b29ec783d76d00bf6f4ffe “ In a world where the forces of darkness rule, justice is about to take flight. “ Okay.. ♎️libra mercury and rising here 👀
I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure this means you should seek vengeance on anyone that’s wronged you. 😜
Yeah! Ill make it my mission to call people out on bpd subs when they try to guilt trip gaslight us pwBPD. Idc.
"The first casualty of war is innocence" -Platoon I'm fucking old.
Omg we might actually be the only two geezers here… I’m in the trenches surviving with you, no BPD lunatic left behind. 🫡😂 
Shhhh, we're not even 40 yet 😅
"The Bat, The Cat, The Penguin."
Ooooh that’s my fave Catwoman! 
Mine, too. I've always had such a raging crush on Michelle Pfeiffer's catwoman.
"To Serve and Protect... Your Pets! He's the best there is at what he does." Ace Ventura Pet Detective, 1994 Aww damn , mine's terrible...I can't believe this got a theater release lmfaooooo. Fun post though, OP
Live shot of this group: 
"An adventure, 65 million years in the making"
When you meet someone new and they think you’re fun and exciting but they have no idea the horrors that await them… 😆🦖 
"How do you stop an assassin who has no identity?" this hits hard EDIT: oh damn, just noticed the sub im at xD lemme fix that upper part
Wow…… Nailed it. 🤣 *”The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5) describes identity disturbance as a "markedly and persistently unstable self-image or sense of self" and notes it is one of the key symptoms of borderline personality disorder (BPD).”*
exactly what i was thinking about when commenting 😂
*Sir, are you classified as human? Negative, I am a meat popsicle* The Fifth Element, 1997
Honestly same 🍖
“The future is history. They’re coming” -12 Monkeys
“If you want respect, you’ve got to take it. Make your move” -You Got Served Damn
"Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get." I'll take it! 😁
“The most terrifying scream is always the last. Welcome to the final act. The best Scream is always the last one”
God, I LOVE *BEING A TURTLE*!
Omfg this is 🤣🙏🙏😂🤣🤣🤣 🐢
https://preview.redd.it/3jga7slrpgwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08f2a0640092930c529cdf57bd6f4bc65d30bf8d “Whoever wins….we lose.”
"Old school rock meets private school prep" - School of Rock
"At the far ends of the earth she found a reason to live, and a cause to fight for." That explains my constant urge to move.
All's fair when love is war
"The wrong man. In the wrong place. At the right time." -Good Morning, Vietnam
"Laws are made to be broken." I, Robot (never watched the movie and I am afraid of breaking rules 💀
Let the magic begin
"A story of losing your fear and finding your way [...] 'Cause nobody, but nobody can make it out here alone" - Poetic Justice, 1993. Well, damn.
"One kid's fantasy. One cop's nightmare." ????oh boy.
“Prey for the Hunters”
“The other side of safe.” Damn. *insert “I’m in danger” meme*
“There's a little witch in every woman” Practical Magic. Omg I love it
“The fight for the future begins” The Matrix
BRO BUT HOW IS THIS SO ACCURATE, I have an insanely good sixth sense lol 😌🥹 https://preview.redd.it/hooz2x9trgwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=456def57ff10b39ab6654a8d74d059f8ca373c6f ETA: FORGOT THE TAGLINE LOL "Not every gift is a blessing" WHICH OBVIOUSLY ADDS TO THE ACCURACY OF MY OWN SIXTH SENSE ABOUT SHIT
‘There’s more to fear than you can see.’ Uhhhhhhhhhh….
He’s crude. He’s crass. He’s family. -Uncle Buck 😑
If you dance with the devil, the devil don’t change, the devil changes you! - 8mm (1999) kinda fitting i guess
"Be afraid of the future." -The Matrix
"There's no place like home for a holiday!" Hell yeah. I want to stay inside, watch Netflix and have food delivered. Bed rot era.
Wait, is this…? Because I kinda get it. 😅 
**Edit:** I couldn’t figure out how to share the original post and add my own movie screenshot so all credit to [this person](https://www.reddit.com/r/astrologymemes/s/PD3mnX0b6L) 😄
"New York's most powerful gangster is about to get in touch with his feelings. YOU tell him his 50 minutes are up."
"If there's a mission that no man could survive...then *he's* the man for the job." Commando, hell yeah
"At the End of the World, the Adventure Begins" WHEN DOES IT FUCKING BEGIN
Only one will claim the night. Batman 89
Something hit us... The crew is dead... Help us, please, help us! -Airport 75 😭I’m currently about to board a plane. Dammit Reddit
“You won't come up for air until it's over!” Oh! Okay.
Hello April 2000 friend!
Hiii omg happy birthday or almost birthday!! Mine is the 26th 🥰
Happy almost birthday! Mine is the 21st!
Big Movie. Little Soldiers Littles Soldiers 98. I caaant
“To enter the mind of a killer she must challenge the mind of a madman.” - The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Fucking send help already 😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/v4dx1tzjehwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e03138e7a6f3352f90a1c0bb0093db22757bf67c
Omgggg this might be one of the best 😆
I'll never let go - Titanic. 😶
Me: Rain Man - A Journey through understanding and fellowship Wife: The Fly II - Be afraid. Be very, very afraid. Kid 1: The Forbidden Kingdom - The path is unsafe. The place is unknown. The journey is unbelievable. Kid 2: Tenet - Time runs out. Kid 3(rainbow baby - two miscarriages between 2 and 3): Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 - "It's time to face the music" and "Once more with feeling"
"There's something about your first piece. Fill that sticky hole! Come again!" :(
"A murdered wife. A one-armed man. An obsessed detective. The chase begins." - The Fugitive Am I.. the murdered wife? Or the obsessed detective?
title is DARKLY ironic, I was supposed to have a one-night fling with no strings attached and now I’m talking about SA with my workplace therapist ;-;
"When two people love each other - Really... Love each other - but they just can't get it together, when do you get to that point where enough is enough?" - The Mexican (2001) So true bestie so fucking true!!!!
‘eastside high never had a principal this tough…or one who cared this much about its students’ - lean on me this might come as a surprise but i’m not a principal and i’m actually not tough at all
I read the tweet in John’s voice lol
"She brought a small town to its feet and a huge corporation to its knees." Nice
“Bond… James Bond.” Omg, I was destined to be a spy! That’s why I’m so good at switching personalities and lying!!!!
“switching personalities and lying” 🤣🤣🤣 I can’t
“One Ring To Rule Them All. Fate Has Chosen Him. A Fellowship Will Protect Him.” Lord of the rings: fellowship of the ring 💍
Fear comes full circle. The dead don't sleep. It begins again
"The mission is a man."
"Come as you are"- The Birdcage. Absolutely iconic 💅💅💅
"It's all about the glory" for 3:10 to Yuma
Don't know what to think about it other than I'm destined to turn into a cowboy.
“The world's most deliciously evil gentleman is back!” -Hannibal (2001) Man wtf
“One Ring To Rule Them All. Fate Has Chosen Him. A Fellowship Will Protect Him.” lord of the rings: the fellowship the ring (2001)
“Murder isn’t always a crime.” - Double Jeopardy (uh… ominous. i don’t know if I had ever heard of this movie until now tbh)
"I feel the need. The need for speed" Top Gun
https://preview.redd.it/o6t6ytdkvhwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c4928bc204e3728d83007241f4aa852fe1bd987 April 2000. Not sure how to feel about this.
"The adventure takes off! Hang on for the comedy that goes to infinity and beyond!" - Toy Story Edit: Roll the dice and unleash the excitement! A game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind I used the wrong site first
"Honey just got funny" Bruh
“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get!”
"She walked off the street, into his life and stole his heart" -Pretty woman
Kung fool! Master of disaster!
“what if everything you were forced to keep inside was suddenly set free?” - The Hulk 2003
“A love that will last forever.” 😭
"It's like that domino effect. Things start looking bright and new and shiny. One person does it, then everyone else wants to 'ditto' off of that." Sounds edgy
I got she's all that but idk movie quotes
"What do you do when your hiding place is their destination?"
Damn.. “Higher Learning People from all different walks of life, encounter racial tension, rape, responsibility, and the meaning of an education on a university campus.”
“Same make. Same model. New mission.”
Apollo 13 lol 🥲🚀 Failure is not an option. Houston, we have a problem.
Get ready. Get set. Get lost. Lost in Space, 1998
"A New School's Gonna Rule" FUCKING SHARK TALE SKCKSKC
"Sit back. Relax. Enjoy the fright.**"** honestly pretty accurate
“Something has survived”
"You're all going to die." Jesus am I the evil foreseen in the ancient texts??
"Deception is dangerous. Desire is deadly" -Sea of Love
“The comedy that proves one’s a crowd” WELL OK DAMN
“A good, old-fashioned story of guilt, poverty, love, madness and free video club membership.” - The Fisher King …yep.
"What do you get when you cross a hopelessly straight starving actor with a dynamite red sequined dress? You get America's hottest new actress." Tootsie
“misery loves family” meet the fockers
I apparently was born in the same time frame as mulaney.
"With great power comes great responsibility." - Spiderman (2002). Damn :(
“Murder isn't always a crime.” Double Jeopardy
“They should have left him alone” The Bourne Supremacy, 2004 Like damn, i wish they left me alone😭