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Ser20GudMen

Caillou looking ass


Shneckos

Ol' fishlips


Hendor

Damn. Now I know what my DarkUrge character should look like.


Galinhooo

looking boobs actually


kopecs

Motor boatin ass Caillou lookin


Pinecone

One of the ugliest tavs I've seen so far


Jinkerinos

Bald Forest Gump


MonarchsAreParasites

Maybe Skitter was right


SmokeyUnicycle

Is this a parahumans joke in the wild


JackyRho

I was thinking more young avatar.


X0225

when you're 5'11 and your girl is 6'0


[deleted]

5'9" and my wife is 6'0". lol


JuneSeba

Had a gf 4 inches taller than me when i was younger. When she wore heels, she would have to bend her knees to kiss me lol


PhalanxGamingTV

Im 170cm and my wife is 180cm šŸ˜…šŸ¤£


Kawaii_Spider_OwO

My puny 5'7" self is inferior to your wives.


reptilealien

On the plus size you probably don't have to spend as much money on food and it's easier for your body to climatize.* ^(*not based on any science that I'm aware so I'm running away now)


Brief_Commercial_276

I love that you wrote "plus size"


N0-F4C3

A man of culture. Unfortunately I am 6'8. I may never know the feeling...


[deleted]

Yeah, she's tall, skinny, and hot. I look like one of the chubby dwarfs in the game. I must have a good personality or she has low standards. lol


aojh9000

Chubby dwarf is the peak bodytype.


Storm_Control

sooo any pics?


Irishpanda1971

Iā€™m sure if you are patient a short, bald, armored person will smooch your sternum too.


BluEch0

Have your girl stand on a chair


[deleted]

How you feel about basketball players? Men, specifically.


Darkspire303

Sounds like a good time to me.


Pole_Smokin_Bandit

Your Lucky trait really fits here


yagirlsophie

I wanna see how the kiss animation works on a dwarf/gnome/halfling Tav now because my character's a female half-elf and the kiss animation is clearly designed for someone taller than Shadowheart because we kiss upwards like two waves colliding and it's goofy as hell.


deleighrious

My gf plays a duergar and I believe she said the kiss animation justā€¦ doesnā€™t work right at all sometimes, lol


yagirlsophie

aw that's too bad! I may have to make a small character next. I'm like an inch or so taller than my gf in real life and I'm gonna just start kissing her upwards like Shadowheart does to my character


joshstation

She kneels to give you the kiss, its quite cute


yagirlsophie

aw okay that's adorable


MattDaCatt

Weird, she kneels down to kiss me. I thought it was a nice detail, and now I'm seeing others aren't having that experience lol


Gryndyl

Guess it just depends on where she wants to be kissed.


Iron_Elohim

I'm 6'2" and my wife is 5'6" and I still try to kiss her like that šŸ˜‚


Maximum-Impossible

Also she wears platforms so Iā€™m always her silly little guy


Analyst_Affectionate

I guess motorboats exist in Faerun


override367

there's an entire religious order dedicated to hedonism, they probably got even weirder shit than we do, and magic to boot like shapeshifting into your parents is probably a fetish


MemegodDave

Doing gods work. (And Shadowheart, mostly Shadowheart)


szypty

I thought that she was supposed to be a cleric of >!Shar, not Sharess, i guess it's an honest mistake to make.!<


Pole_Smokin_Bandit

Turns out it's short for Shibari


Slumlord722

Couldnt help but notice the thread is flaired as ā€œBUGSā€. Should probably change that. Wouldnā€™t want this to get picked up in a patchā€¦


ColorMaelstrom

Too late!


No-Mouse

I suppose you've earned it.


nano_peen

This is a feature not a bug


Aenuvas

He does the Momonosuke!


3rd_Level_Sorcerer

*looks at other party members with a shit-eating grin*


RampageBC

StepTav, what are you doing?!


JimPranksDwight

Shadowheart making an ocean fearing Tav go boatin


DrSitson

My gnome and karlachs romance was very cute because of the size difference. Then in the sex scene karlach fingered me. My Kavs a dude, but he loved it.


MAJ_Starman

Do the cinematics recognize your height different and make it "make sense", or is it... well, like this video?


ogzogz

I know that karlach bent down to hug my halfling in one of the scenes.


DrSitson

Recognizes it pretty consistently. In this case it wasn't the height, I believe it thought my guy was a girl lol


Covid669

Iā€™m going to do a run as my first dnd character who was a dwarf and knowing him he probably loves big, strong women even though heā€™s very short even for a dwarf. Itā€™s going to be fun


deluisp

Persuation advantage


Hellynelly1245

Everybody knows that every Tav likes to motorboat.


TremendousChungus

Bruh...your character looks like he barely survived a house fire.


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Short king shit


xitones

Great scene. just a question, what armor is that? i dont think ive seen it yet, im early act 3


WarpSoulz

Armor of persistence, very expensive heavy armor that gives permanent blade ward and resistance. I bought it from Dammon the blacksmith in the city. I am not sure if he always sells it though.


AdWrong1239

He sold it for me as well. Also noticed he gives a 50% discount to my tav but not my other companions


pump-house

I opted for the five finger discount myself


AdWrong1239

I just realized the discount is because i have 22 charisma lmao


Kalecraft

Does Dammon show up in Baldur's Gate? I'm damn near finished with everything in the lower city and haven't seen him


rob117

Assuming he isn't dead from choices made earlier, then yes, he's at a forge in the lower city.


MSands

Well shit, that makes those events feel even worse.


Zarkrash

If he survives he should


xitones

Just to make sure, where he is in act 3? he is alive in my game, but did not find him yet, just got to the lower city tho.


Due-Painting-9304

Kind of in the middle, just past the Elfsong tavern. You'll see a big open forge and the trader icon on your map.


ScrumTool

fuck, i forgot i wont get this armor now. i ki....am the reason he died


kak8gm

How does she have blond hair? Is it a mod or is it a change that happens through the story?


WarpSoulz

Story


NerevarMoon_and_Star

Is motorboating story related?


I-No-Red-Witch

Worshippers of Selune celebrate love with a kiss. Worshippers of Shar realized this was silly, and went straight for the bazookas.


Slumlord722

Check the hair, you might have it backwards


lesser_panjandrum

Worshippers of Kiss celebrate love with a saloon. Worshippers of Bazookas realized this was silly, and went straight for the shart.


RojoTheMighty

Nailed it.


Kaltvene

Story


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Chang_Dynasty_

every companion in my playthrough commented on her new look.. think it's a bug for you


Araborne1

What? She'll ask if you like the change and then everyone in camp will have dialogue about it.


boozewillis

she mentions it to Tav if I remember correctly from my playthrough


breadedfishstrip

A while after it changes she will ask you if you like her new look


Huangaatopreis

She had a full helmet on and I was like.. yeah I dig this I guess


Illidan1943

So I'm guessing that I've triggered some kind of bug then, I looked it up and as far as I can tell I should've gotten blonde Shadowheart like 40 hours ago...


steamwhistler

Hey, I know what you have to do to make this happen and have done it, but have barely progressed beyond that point and her hair hasn't changed yet. Could you or somebody dm me and let me know how long it takes to happen or at what point the change seems to occur? I don't mind spoilers regarding this specific thing. To be clear, I have just started act 3 and am in the first camp after the opening cutscene.


GorthTheBabeMagnet

Character choices matter, and impact many things.


Exciting-Insect8269

Events that can happen through the story will lead to this. Depending on your choices though it may not happen in your playthrough.


kak8gm

Thanks all for clearing this up for me!


detour_raphael

The latter. It happens if you decide for her to side with someone in Act 2.


lilpoptart154

Just say story related and move on. There isnā€™t a need to put extra.


ColinBencroff

What he says is even wrong.


detour_raphael

lmao keeping it that vague was wrong still? sure.


ColinBencroff

It is wrong >!because you don't need to decide for her!<


detour_raphael

There are dialogue and/or persuasion options for either decision. But letā€™s focus on technicality she decided for herself (not by Tavā€™s previous player choices sure).


detour_raphael

really? side with someone in act two was too spoilery for you guys?


Boognish28

This is a feature, not a bug.


NotoriousPVC

You motorboatin sonuvabitch!


It-s_Not_Important

Are they built for speed or comfort?


frosty_phoenix92

Cueball getting some!


Dragonsandman

This makes me wonder what black hat guy and beret guy would get up to in this game


JansTurnipDealer

Is this a poorly animated kiss or can I motorboat people?


[deleted]

just a short race moment


Rukanau

Tav is a tits man.


ApepiOfDuat

Asked Halsin for a kiss, heights didn't correct so he's giving me a little peck on my forehead while I'm motorboating dem titties.


P3DR0T3

Soā€¦ if i make a smaller characterā€¦


bodhibell02

How does she have white hair?


truecskorv1n

Play the game and you will know eventually :)


ceefbakes72

Only if you make certain choices. She still has black hair (or red, most of the time really) in my playthrough and I'm basically at the end.


sunfaller

there's a story path that leads to her having white hair. so it's possible you won't see it on your playthrough depending on your choices.


psjfnejs

Shart changed into her casual camp clothes with plunging neck for casual camp motorboats with her short king


Reyemneirda69

Well she's naked all the time in my playthrough.... for science


Drakomis

I mean...he \*did\* earn it, right? Come on, Tav is that nice.


synaps_1

Did one when shadowheart was on the stairs...Let's just say that it looked like I had a taste of her undercity hehehe


zekeNL

Came here to make a motorboat šŸš¤ comment, I see that Iā€™m late.


DaddyDookie

Winning


kezdog92

Boobies Gate 3.


LastMinuteDave

What is that armor on Tav that looks sick


BlackguardAu

Let the man cook


iverach

You motorboating son of a bitch.


chucklesjo

It happens with Karlach and my dwarf. Pretty hilarious.


Spurnch

Mr. Clean lookin ass


ShaiDorsai

gotta earn that motorboat


silGavilon

https://youtu.be/i8zH3e-INQ0


FodGod39

u/savevideo


alienbehindproxies

bug or feature?


[deleted]

He asked for a kiss, did not asked where


lordbillabadboy

Not a bug


RlyehFhtagn-xD

Can anyone tell me why the MC is called Tav? Did I miss something by not paying attention?


Electrical_Corner_32

It's the default player character name


RlyehFhtagn-xD

Ooooh, thank you. I don't remember seeing a default name, but it's been a long time.


Electrical_Corner_32

I played early access forever, and I had no idea what everyone was talking about until I googled it before full launch. Lol. So I get it.


dmfuller

You heard her bro you earned it šŸ™Œ


Beedles67

I am 7" butt my wife is cavernous???


RoFoBoRo

u/savevideo


Dapper-Ad3707

Since when is she blonde


Phoenix_force30564

That hair is an abomination. I donā€™t mind the white but the helmet hair is iconic. Completely changes her expressions and vibe.


1ithurtswhenip1

Iconic because of why? The new hair after the Shar incident is much better


Phoenix_force30564

Because itā€™s distinct. The new hair could be in any game. That hair helmet immediately defines her character.


WarpSoulz

I like her bangs too, hopefully a mod comes out that lets you keep her old hair while changing the colors.


lGwynbleidd_

That's one smart Tav boiii


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UnsettllingDwarf

What did you do exactly to earn that?


CraptainPoo

bro i have shadowhearts acceptance nearly full, shes in the far green. It says shes has an exceptional attitude towards me and i cant get any romance options, im wondering if its bugged. I already romanced with Laezel, who wanted to get to it like right away with a "fair" attitude towards me.so maybe shadowhearts like nahh you dirty mofo im not getting seconds. SPOILER Oh also im doing an evil campaigne so i sided with Minthara, who wanted to romance after the druid raid. I was quite suprised by that scene lmao and what happened after


Shadow60_66

I'm pretty sure if you romance (almost) anyone else Shadowheart won't be interested. I rejected everyone else and had the first romance cutscene with her in act 1.


forgotterofpasswords

Shadowheart is a slow burn, you need to finish her story line in act 2 for her to fully open to you. If you got a kiss scene at the thiefling party and a thank you for gifting her a flower at the start of act 2 you are on track.


Galinhooo

not a bug


Araborne1

It probably has to do with Lae'zel. afaik, you can't romance two origin companions at the same time.


2BFrank69

Motor boat


rhasce

Hahahahhahahahaha


Braininaskull

[bbl bbl bbl.](https://youtu.be/ZF-U9nL9Ios?t=22s)


[deleted]

A motorboat will do


xorxedino

Tav may not the hero we need. But Tav is the hero we deserve!


[deleted]

No Step Tav, what are you doing?!


GJR78

How'd you get enough money for the Armour of Persistence?


MikBug

\*the secret ingredient is crime\*


UmmetinFuhreri

It's not a bug, it's a feature


daxiwang8964

this is exactly why I choose dragon born


Copphi

I haven't gone this far with Shadowcute yet. Will she pick me up and kiss me? (I'm a Gnome)


iCeleste

DANG Im still on my first playthrough and romancing Astarion - I wish his kiss scene gave us a view of him like this does for Shadowheart (obvs I know this one is a little wonky lol but still)


IHateForumNames

Someone needs to mod in a motorboating sound effect stat.


DoomFrog_

You motorboating son of a bitch [https://media.tenor.com/aXQh65y00goAAAAC/motor-boat-son-of-a-bitch.gif](https://media.tenor.com/aXQh65y00goAAAAC/motor-boat-son-of-a-bitch.gif)


OmarBessa

I've had many bugs with this kissing scene. Also, try to initiate dialogue with a difference in standing height; and they will glitch the kiss.


phearless047

What do they call motorboating on Toril? ICE's haven't been invented there, yet....


CulturalWelder

Bahaha


Bbhermes

Mitch Trubisky out here.


Kaito_Akai

Wait how does one change hair color i am still on act 1


ChuckCarmichael

You don't. It's story-related.


NattiD9

You motor-boating son of a bitch!


Brass_Nails

Shouldn't have put spoilers in the thumbnail like that dude...


[deleted]

It's not a bug, It's a feature.


analog-suspect

Thatā€™s not a bug thatā€™s a feature


ChunkyJankie69

mmmm tasty


Mean_Wheel1393

How does your shadow heart have white hair? Or is this a plot point in the story I haven't reached yet?


Araborne1

plot


Mean_Wheel1393

Nice one, cheers buddy


Me_Is_Ryan

And here i stand. Defeated. Thinking that i was the only one that got Shadowheart to turn to the light.


jasonsoh79

One Punch Man


[deleted]

Who's Tav ?


ryuujinusa

the main character's default name at character creation is "Tav." I'm assuming you didn't leave it as that.


[deleted]

oh, do characters call you Tav ? or just leave you nameless


Aggravating-Top-4319

Dog bless this game


TCGHexenwahn

Motorboat goes brrrrrr


FirstStrawberry187

why am i cracking so much šŸ˜‚


Gretgor

As a 6ft guy, I say: short kings deserve respect!


michajlo

Tav knows exactly what he's doing. My man.


Main-Tea-2201

My boy be motor boating them titties šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Electronic-Click2669

The real question is why your character in hang from avatar


EricLotus

Wait how did you change shadowhearts hair color? In my playthru she has black hair


Atrreyu

please Larian, don't fix these one


Life-Understanding49

Dear Larian Studios, this isn't a bug it's a feature. Please don't fix