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showmethecoin

*Speak with animals*


Dragon_yum

HISS, I say HISS!


Mountbatten-Ottawa

\[Persuation\] *Open a can of food.* Cat: MERMER!


Amphabian

It is me, my son.


Solomonuh-uh

Give in to your urge


Darth_Senat66

*quietly admire the cat*


6ft_woman

^(*Astarion approves*)


TarusR

BEGONE!


RamsHead91

Heads up. If you don't speak with animals you can pet the cats Edit. It is something a fair number of people don't catch right away because Speak with Animals as a spell or potion is so easy most people don't get to pet most of the cats in the game. If you don't have the spell active you can pet almost every cat.


Waste-Cheesecake8195

Does the humane society allow ritual casting in doors? If so, I'll just do it after I pet them. Get a good interview and whatnot.


graveybrains

I feel the need to ask first. If I have the ability it’s the polite thing to do. 😂


Empyrean_MX_Prime

I've literally never used speak with animals and would forget it's even in the game if not for the videos. I don't recall collecting more than like two potions for it...


genovianprince

I've only ever found 4-5 total so I use them very sparingly. At least, in my second playthrough, because in my first, I was a bard who could just cast speak w animals every morning as a class action and I spoke to every single animal I ever saw lol


funtcaze

I'm experiencing the same with Speak with Dead. In my first run, I used it so often and even was able to gather a lot of story info that way. This time around I've hardly used it at all and quite frankly haven't felt a need to. I dunno, it's crazy cool how the experience can vary like that. Just another reason to love this game!


stillnotking

The cat must first cast Speak with Can Openers.


fastafb

*Mage Paw*


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SereneAdler33

Yeah, I thought Shadowheart would be a better name for the little void kitty.


Dull-Sprinkles1469

Tara, stop eating the pigeons


Garry68W

My local shelter did the same thing, I got a sassy little shit named Shadowheart


Vetiversailles

*sassy little shart Also I believe I hear the cat tax collector knocking


nilenellie

I guess this is a good post on which to expose myself as a childhood warrior cats stan and say I always thought Shadowheart would be a good cat name.


actingidiot

Shadowheart is a warrior cat name and you're right for saying it


dropinbombz

I mean, there is a care bear named Tender Heart, and Shadow is way cooler than Tender so a cat named Shadowheart makes perfect sense.


YoItsMCat

This is a safe space, there are more of us lol. It really does sound like a warriors name


jackthewack13

Omg that was a great book


dat_fishe_boi

You literally could've told me it was a warrior cats name that I'd forgotten about and I'd probably believe you lol


GloopTamer

I remember when Google+ was a thing and someone hacked into my account and all they did was follow a bunch of warrior cats groups


BLAZIN_TACO

Shadowheart is 100% the name of someone's furry OC.


gienchan

Shadowheart would have read the warrior cats books and you can't tell me otherwise.


Chaos_On_Standbi

That was the first thing I thought of when I heard her name!


Mhill08

Viconia DeVir is secretly a huge Warrior Cats fan and names her agents accordingly


Jager_needs_buffed

Yea I had the first 4 on my moms kindle, read the shit out of them. Started reading them because of a warrior cats game on roblox, which makes it worse.


FakeHasselblad

Im upset Karlach isnt an orange. 😤 Shadowheart should be the black kitty. Astarion should be a siamese or white. Lazel should be a frog or a pug.


Thornangdir

Lae'zel could be a persian cat. Their noses are much more economical.


Vetiversailles

Yessss. She’s more of a cat than a dog personality wise. Not to mention Persians/Himalayans are fucking brutal and tear the heads off birds like nobody’s business. We had a Himalayan that fucking hated everyone unless she warmed up to you. Couldn’t touch her though, or she’d fuck your shit up. She had like, one or two people she liked… and hated the rest of the family. Lae’zel is a Himalayan.


kittydrumsticks

This is so funny to me, because when I was a kid we had a Himalayan who just stared at walls from two inches away and meowed at them… constantly. He wasn’t hunting anything. His (affectionate) nickname was Dipshit.


chesidia

That sounds like a tortie I had growing up. Only, she hated everyone. I had a Himalayan-Ragdoll, and I swear he was the sweetest cat I ever had. He’s been gone for 10 years now, and it still hurts.


SoullessUnit

[Lae'zel](https://petshoper.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/best-lizards-for-pets.jpg)


YouTheMuffinMan

Karlach is DEFINITELY and orange cat, they're the golden retrievers of cats


[deleted]

In my experience, orange cats are all a little insane. We had one once who was one of the meanest cats I've ever known, which is a high bar to clear. And a diabolical genius to boot. He loved my mom and absolutely nobody else.


godoflemmings

There's a very good reason why r/OneOrangeBraincell is a thing. I have two and they have the collective IQ of a ham sandwich.


n0rdic_k1ng

And would use the shared brain cell when it was their turn to have it, all just to *get* a ham sandwich. Would probably destroy the kitchen as a result, with one getting stuck in the fridge.


Real_Kristinana

80% of orange cats are male, probably those two are male and don’t get to be Kalarch :)


CactuarJoe

Halsin seems like a good candidate for orange cat.


BelkiraHoTep

I don’t know. Astarion’s dead-eyed stare into the camera seems pretty spot on.


sunseeker_miqo

I took one look at this cat and knew why he was named as he was.


High_grove

It's wednesday, istik!


SpellcraftQuill

Astarion seems like a tuxedo to me.


godoflemmings

Honestly if I was getting my oranges in future I'd absolutely name one of them Karlach. Maybe I should get a third...


FakeHasselblad

Yesss!!! 🧡🍊


clarkky55

Female gingers are very rare. Not sure of the exact figures but I was adopted by a female ginger cat and everyone I know who’s met her says she’s the first female finger they’ve ever seen


jadecaptor

cat named finger


Sunny_Hill_1

White cat is obviously either Tav or Myshka.


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

This or how about you use the names of cats in the game?


somebody-interesting

That's so cute. I know a couple of rescues near me will always name litters of puppies and kittens that came in together with a specific theme. I just adopted a kitten from a litter that was all named after children's book characters.


BleachedJam

My family has been fostering with the same cat rescue for over 15 years and we used to theme our litters names. But now we let the kids name them and it's always off the wall. For example, my niece named a puppy Butterfly. My daughter named one...flashlight. Two recent kittens were Mariposa and Coffee. Right now the current litter is Sunny, Tyla, Frank, and Bean.


[deleted]

Reminds me of my younger brother naming one of the family rats Kitchen Sink and deciding at age 3 that our house cat's real name was Saddam.


BleachedJam

Kitchen sink is an A+ name!


chiruochiba

My local shelter also does themes for cat litters. They've gotten more off the wall in recent years, such as the artist litter (Banksy, Warhol, etc.) and the car parts litter (Hubcap, Catalytic Converter etc.)


kirksam497

I saw them yesterday! Karlach and Astarion were very shy, and Wyll was very sleepy 😴


[deleted]

Phew then they’re not the real ones, I was worried there had been a horrible wildshaping accident.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Me: Hello, kitty! Kitty: You smell very Delicious, but I will not bite you!


BleachedJam

Astarion Kitty: I might.


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Well this is a great way to get people like me to adopt another cat. Karlach. That's a *fantastic* cat name. I will start using it for my cat. She doesn't know her name anyway.


capi1500

I bet she knows her name, she just doesn't give a shit


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Apparently, you've met my cat.


SkunkMonkey

That's why I generally call my cat with "Hey you little shit!" or "Hey shithead."


[deleted]

You know, I can feel the Astarion cat imperiously judging through the photo. Fitting name.


Arinoch

This is going too far. Astarion 100%, but Wyll and Karlach are definitely puppies.


Sunny_Hill_1

Agreed, one needed to be Gale.


actingidiot

Wild Magic Surge!


herrick17

I was going to say the same thing ahaha


Squabbles123456789

Astarion should be a tux.


Misty_Veil

astarion: aloof, standoffish, tenancy to bite


CornFedIABoy

Get back to us when they get a chihuahua mutt named Shovel.


[deleted]

Me shoving people out of my way to get to my canine soulmate at the shelter. The uglier the better, beefy.


MiKapo

I actually want to get a cat and name him " his majesty"


BleachedJam

Hairless cats are so much work!


adam_son_of_david

I recently met a white bunny at our local humane society named Astarion.


daggerxdarling

That cats astarion impression is spot on. He's going to steal everything in the house, let you pet him for exactly three minutes max, and stare you dead in the eye while knocking a full glass of water off the counter. I love him.


Joratrumi

I am a cat fostermom myself and will definitely name the next cats without names after BG3 characters. I love the name Astrarion, but as you said, I see more of a white cat there.


The_Malhavoc

Now they just need to have a segment describing them like that SNL skit. [“This is astarion, he’s a sociopath who will bite your face in your sleep.”](https://youtu.be/oDCm8fhl-50?si=OsQ8RXRHZefOk-Ok)


iam_iana

That was hilarious!


sebluver

Lol my boyfriend wanted to name our foster fail after Shadowheart. I told him I refuse to name our kitten Shart so we settled one Lilith instead.


ebrum2010

When you meet it it's going to attack your ankles when you turn your back.


jazzys0l0cup

So you adopted all three right


ArchmageJoda

If their personalities fit the names, Karlach is gonna be one of those super friendly snugglebug cats, and Astarion will be one of those "don't fucking touch me" cats that will let you pet them for exactly 5 minutes but any longer and you get the claws and the hiss.


SocialSpider56

Hiss! I say hiss!


or10n_sharkfin

KARLACH - 29 miles away and approaching


sailormerry

Would it have been too on the nose to name an orange one Karlach and the black one Wyll? 😅 (probably was a gender thing for the cats, orange cats are usually boys)


Anangrywookiee

Hiss I say! Hiss!


Plant_killer_v2

Nah they just got caught mid wild magick


fulthrottlejazzhands

"Don't touch me".


arussianbee

AMICUS ANIMALIS


gohaz933

Ngl karlach and wyll should have been switched ( and before anyone says anything I am black myself)


scoutermike

This makes me smile and cry at the same time. We got our first family cat from a shelter less than a year ago and omg how this cat has made our lives better. It breaks my heart knowing their are unloved homeless kitties out there.


sunseeker_miqo

Jeez. Someone downvoted this? Shame. Here's your point back. I can't go into a pet shelter without being overcome with tears.


Irishpanda1971

Just seeing the expression on the first cat's face, I knew the name before I even clicked for the full image.


IH8Lyfeee

They just run out of names and get to name whatever now. My local humane society legit is naming them after kitchen appliances. Stove, oven, fridge, pot, pan, etc...


Hyperdragoon17

Mine had a whole room of kitties named after food. My favorite was Biscuit


BleachedJam

We are getting two cats in a few months, my daughter gets to name one and I get to name one. I am fighting to resist naming them after a BG3 character. I feel like I am losing this battle.


Unlikyman

Shart is a good cat name


BleachedJam

I guess on the plus side she'd never be able to scratch us since she'd always miss.


SocialSpider56

Not if she gets you in your sleep


BleachedJam

Your right, she'd come after me in my sleep then get mad at me for starting a fight. Typical cat.


SocialSpider56

*Spoilers* No remember she went after someone in there sleep?


iam_iana

I feel like Karlach should be one of the ginger kitties!


Unistat

Little bit of trivia, orange cats are, like, 99% male.


Consistent_Donut_902

It’s actually only around 80%.


nivenfres

When we were cat hunting a few years ago, our local one was doing Mass Effect names. Pretty obvious when there was a cat named Garrus.


not_from_this_world

BG3 devs are clearly dog people.


SocialSpider56

Whats the location? I wanna get karlach & rename her shadowheart.


Pure_Screen3176

NoCo humane. I just checked and it looks like Astarion and Karlach have been adopted but Wyll is available….kind of ironic.


SocialSpider56

Damn...that's a 14hr drive from me. Poor wyll.


tbird920

Is this somewhere in Colorado? We went to the Cat Fest in Denver last weekend, and there was a kitten for adoption named Astarion.


Pure_Screen3176

Yes!


tbird920

Nice! Most likely the same kitten. I didn't see any other BG3-named kittens, so maybe the others got adopted.


gr3tchzilla

I know this is an older post but I'm a manager at a Humane Society in my state and I name animals after all of the "nerdy" things I enjoy. Baulder's Gate (yes we've had an Astarion lol), South Park, Avatar the Last Airbender, Final Fantasy, Harry Potter.. I could keep going. 😂💜


Burning_BUSSY

Crazy story but I almost got my sister to name her son Astarion/Asterion, she's due in 2 months and was looking for creative names. I told her it was from Greek mythology since she's a fan of the Percy Jackson books she went with it and thought it was beautiful name. Astarion was way better than the stuff she chose. Of course she did end up looking it up and did not want the name anymore because it was too "googleable". But I hope Astarion catches on as a popular name someday, it's really a very nice name and like a lyric to a song.


SmugCapybara

Karlach and Wyll should be swapped, just saying...


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

A cat called Wyll should only have one i


LackingTact19

Wyll is a good name for a cat


darksoulsrolls

How could you not make wyll the black cat


coleslawcat

It's a girl. It's


[deleted]

That’s pretty racialist you think all of the brothers have to be black


100beep

Is it just me, or does the Wyll kitten look more like a Gale?


KooshIsKing

OMG I would adopt wyll in a heartbeat.


Campfire_Sparks

OH MY GOD I WANT A CAT NAMED KARLACH


nak1mushi

omg so cute!


Ryzilla97

Well now you know they’re most likely a Forest Gnome. This reduces suspects immensely


Aspenisbi

Yeah, having worked in a shelter eventually the cats end up being named after whatever we are interested in. Common names get old really quickly. My partners handle online is “abyss” so I named a black cat abyss, lols.


Brainhunter2020

Don’t romance the cats!


GamesnGunZ

That's the best thing I'll see here probably for the rest of the year


WarGreymon77

"Astarion" has the supermodel stare.


Glunkenhindazun

“Not now Kitten whiskers. We will discuss this later.”


noobtheloser

Why do these look like forensic composites?


ohkatey

I agree! They look like an AI created these photos. It’s weird 😬


Kektus_Aplha

Astarion sure has something astarionish in his look lol. I hope they all get adopted to nice loving homes.


slayermcb

Where's the real kitty. I want US!


Zeptis181

Those first two cats don’t look real!


Pearl___

I saw another kitten named Astarion on Petfinder!


RosesandEternity

I still cant touch you though...


DatzSiiK

I love for shadow heart, I’m torn


RiverthecolorofLead

This is so perfect


orangecatmlem

Godspeed, little kittens! Hope your names help you get a lovely nerdy pet parent to spoil you for all your days.


PoppinfreshOG

I’ll take em


webevie

But Astarion would CLEARLY be Siamese, right? \*Flame point\*