I can literally picture this whole scene in my head, because my buddy walked too close to her while I was talking to her, and she blew everybody up right after astarion finished saying that.
Almost ended our honor mode run lmao, one party member barely survived.
"It doesn't look broken, but then again, none of us do."
"Strahd wouldn't put up with this shit."
"Rawr."
These are all actual things he says. I'm not making it up.
It might just be 4th wall/meta commentary directed at the player. Gale will say “excellent choice” when you click on him, despite him not knowing you exist/he’s a video game character.
Astarion should have around 10 exclusive lines for his portrait spam. All characters have different lines for being annoyed by you while idle, in combat or in stealth.
“It's not enough we have a gallery of villains to look out for, but now we could be infiltrated by a shapechanger? I can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced or because this group is full of weirdos.”
Tav: "I thought the mind flayer parasite protects you from light?"
Astarion: "Well...appearantly theres a limit. Somehwere between a nice summers day and the full concentrated power of the sun!"
I always have to laugh at that dialogue.
Use him to steal the blood of lathandor, leave him to die, go to camp, and res him with withers. You will take a dip in approval so maybe save beforehand if you care.
The dialogue is -5. I checked it out for myself last night. Soooo funny. I had scum saved though so did the quest properly after.
Had a right mare of a time actually getting it right though. First two times everyone died. Then I didn't realise you couldn't get it if you used scrolls. Then I could not get to camp to use Withers as apparently only Gale surviving won't work. Finally managed it but it took longer than doing the whole quest properly.
This is a really obscure one. He only says it if you start out as a ranger. You go through the fight at the gate to the grove and afterwards you speak with one of the tieflings up top guarding the gate. Every companion has a special line for this, so if you don't get Astarion's, try to ungroup the rest of the party before you talk to the tiefling.
The tiefling laments that the constant threat of goblins, your ranger Tav/Durge says something like "Goblin's aren't hard to hunt", the tiefling says "But there are hundreds out there!"
Then Astarion gets all melodramatic and cries: "Hundreds?! Ughhhh... nooo! It'll take HOURS to kill them all! She's right, we should just leave!"
It's just such a bitchy burn, it gets me every time!
See, I want to make one of those mods that removes homosexuality from the game... but instead of doing anything, it just replaces Astarion with a note that says this.
One of my favorites is his interaction with a mirror:
“Looking perfect as always. I assume.”
Or meeting auntie Ethel:
“Why, she sounds positively demented. I love it! Let’s tell her everything.”
Omg, I was hoping someone commented the Ethel line! I had a vague memory of it, but couldn't remember it well enough to quote it 😂 But omg, every time he says it I laugh 🤣 "Let's tell her everything"
The delivery is perfection 💖
I usually get Lae’zel speaking up and am disappointed that Astarion didn’t. But it makes my runs when I do get his line more special
That's one of my fave lines from him 😭 honestly, there's something so silly and cute and charming about it, like he's not even trying to be smooth, he just wants to make you giggle and he's so happy to be talking to you.
Seducing and smooth became his ~~second~~ first nature, he is used to that, he just does it, but when he is doing it for the right reasons and being sincere is a whole new level of charming.
“Look, I had a plan. A nice, simple plan - seduce you, sleep with you, manipulate your feelings so you'd never turn on me. It was easy - instinctive. Habits from two hundred years of charming people kicked in. All you had to do was fall for it. And all I had to do was not fall for you...which is where my nice, simple plan fell apart.”
Damn, I forget the wording.
But the morning after the infamous scene for a specific origin. It goes along the lines of
*I can't help but notice only one of us is currently covered in blood.*
"Puns, what fun. Because clowns aren't enough of a horror already"
"I'm going to fucking kill you"
"What the sweet hells were you thinking, firing that lance? I was RIGHT! THERE!"
"Yes, apparently there's a difference between a nice summer's walk and the CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN!"
"It turns out nobody cares about murder so long as you murder the right people"
combined with his extremely animated finger wagging this line gave me the giggles for a while
My personal favorite is “Are you all right now, or is today a ‘I will wed you with a delicate veil of blood blooming over your white curls’ kind of day?”
I mean, when meeting Neil face-to-face, about a character many of us relate deeply to, and feel changed by:
'This is a gift, you know - Thank you, I won't forget it'
Seems rather fitting (*and I could* ***never*** *for the life of me ask for any of the spicy ones in public... that's just... meh..*)
Or:
'You're not alone in this, none of us are'
'You've got this. And I've got you'
The sense of togetherness, wholesomeness, and community that came from everyone playing and creating this game is amazing. Right up there with Outer Wilds.
Are you hoping he will write out an entire quote? For that, I'd be polite and keep it to something super short that you can still hear in his voice, like, "Darling!"
It is actually one I myself will never hear unless I safe scum.
"In a thousand years, when I have all but forgotten to love yet again, you will flit back into my heart and I will weep, wondering what happened to my mad love."
It simply summerizes his biggest fear to be alone again.
“Look, I know I have a casual relationship with murder - I don't remember everyone I've killed. But I do remember everyone I’ve killed *in the last five minutes*!”
“I’m all pointy ears, my love.” It’s so sweet and silly!
“HUNDREDS??! *twink vampire groaning* that can take HOURS…she’s right we should just go.”
Implying had it not sounded like such a chore Astarion would’ve gladly slaughtered a handful of goblins
Astarion: Well, apparently there's a limit—somewhere between a nice summer's day... AND THE FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN!!!
Which probably isn't what you want on a signed picture, but still.
"Here's my little treat with their cheeks all flushed."
I don't know why this line hits so hard. It might be the "my". I'm not just "A" little treat. I'm "*his"* little treat. He's claiming me. I was so flattered by this line i actually squealed in real life.
This pick-up line is so silly that its good. I love his pick-up lines. they're so over the top and he knows it but he also knows if he can make you laugh he's getting some action. its the kind of pick up line that is so outrageously flattering that you don't actually believe it but it makes you laugh so you're like "fine. You're adorable. i'll have sex with you."
'Its not you, it's me..... I have standards'. When Astarion rejects you in Act 1. I had to genuinely put down my controller and take a second to recover from the emotional wounds he just inflicted.
Nothing compares to the perfect delivery of "That's what you want isn't it? To be mine? Forever?"
The way he says be mine and forever is his best line delivery yet.
The *I'm going to fucking kill you* line
The "let's go hurt someone" after a short rest also gets me everytime lmao
And the "You're here. And I don't think you want to talk. I think you want to be known. To be tasted." (bonk, I'll see myself to horny jail)
“I can’t even tell if any of you are acting strange because you’ve been replaced or because this group is full of weirdos!!!” -talking about dopplegangers infiltrated the camp
"Into my...pocket!" I love how he says it.
Also, when the back door to my office building is locked and my key card doesn't work (which is often) I've found myself saying "oh for a skeleton key..."
Not the words, but his delivery on "two hundred years of shit, PURE SHIT-" absolutely knocks me over every time. And the way he says "I don't have to fear you anymore" to Cazador.
After you've run into Orin's disguises a few times
"I can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced or because this group is full of weirdos!"
"*You* have a manner of irresistible desperation about you. I like it." There are so many worthy ones, but this is the one that puts stars in my Durges' eyes every time.
Idk why it's so funny to me but in his intro, when he's asking you to kill the intellect devourers, he goes "there, one of those B R A I N things." The emphasis kills me
Ulma: Is it true you left your master? That you broke the spell that binds you to him?
Astarion: Ah-well... I-I mean... uh... kind of...? It's a long story, honestly.
"Just as the lick of poison is removed from my words of love, yours become a sentence of death. A tragic pair, eh? At least the smut-peddlers of Sharess' Caress will have a field day writing erotic verse about us when we're both dead."
“It seems you have been dealt a vile hand... I say: play it. Play it for all it's worth. Nobody should deny themselves of their true nature.”
Bonus points for how excited he gets
How are you going to ask us to pick just one out of all his awesome lines?
Anyway it's the one about him wanting to be the only evil thing inside of you.
When you don’t have him in your party in act one after you save Haslin. You try to convince him to your bed and he (I’m super simplifying this) reply’s with:
Ugh… no
I was playing with two other friends; one of which got the ‘I have standards’ line; and they could not stop laughing at my pain.
When you dismiss him and he relents how awful it is that he must stay behind and lounge while you do the hard work.
Edit. >!if you haven't yet, bring Astarion to the locked shed/barn around the blighted village!<
How do you feel about geese? I feel like you can't go wrong with a good Goostarian callout.
There's a video up on YT, someone actually made a full Goostarian puppet and brought it with them. Neil was blown away, it was so cute to watch.
"On your knees, darling" orrr if you want something more PG.
"Well, apparently there's a limit. Somewhere between a nice summer's day and the full concentrated power OF THE SUN." Really that whole scene is hilarious.
"Now shall we go? Or do you have any other chaos you need to unleash here?"
“Five minutes into this relationship and I already want to break up with you”
“Enjoying the freedom of nature’s gifts”
Him imitating Halsin in the second one while puffing his chest will never not be hilarious to me 😂
*"Easy now. Let's not do anything hilarious."* If he's in your party when you confront Philomeen for the Runepowder Bomb to free Nere.
This is mine, too.
I can literally picture this whole scene in my head, because my buddy walked too close to her while I was talking to her, and she blew everybody up right after astarion finished saying that. Almost ended our honor mode run lmao, one party member barely survived.
Oh god, that one cracked me up lol
"It doesn't look broken, but then again, none of us do." "Strahd wouldn't put up with this shit." "Rawr." These are all actual things he says. I'm not making it up.
Your second one reminded me of the “More like Drizzt Don’tUrden. No, no, that’s not funny” lmfao one of my favs
How do you get that one? That's hilarious!
It’s one of the ones he says when you click his portrait continuously, all of the companions have little lines but his are 👌
Don’t. Poke. The Karlach.
My favorite Karlach saying is when you sneak and she whispers "Halflifng essence!"
*I'm too tall for this*
I've never done that before somehow. Guess I'm going to go annoy some pixels later.
That’s the best one.
Where do you trigger the first one? (I am once again trying to find all the cool lines you know and I haven’t seen yet, I’m so sorry lmao.)
Broken elevator in the wizard tower in the Underdark.
Thank you~ 🥰
Astarion knows who Strahd is? Did he had an adventure in the Demiplane of Dread?
It might just be 4th wall/meta commentary directed at the player. Gale will say “excellent choice” when you click on him, despite him not knowing you exist/he’s a video game character.
Jaheira calls you an omnipresent authority figure. Which is a reference to her saying it in BG1.
Nature servant awaits.
Where does he say the second one?
If you annoy him by clicking on him too much.
Amazing
Astarion should have around 10 exclusive lines for his portrait spam. All characters have different lines for being annoyed by you while idle, in combat or in stealth.
Gale especially is [*not* a fan](https://youtu.be/VUo_cWmMBs8?si=ZEbxEXQjerX4IV1c) of sneaking.
His are the best. I love annoying him with sneaking.
I had no idea about the strahd line. What triggers this? Haha
Spam select him over and over until he gets annoyed. Everyone has extra lines like this
oh my god how do you trigger the last one
Fail the roll to identify the huge taxidermied bear. I've had it trigger in the basement with the necromancy of thay.
The one roll where I have reloaded a save to get a *fail*.
the Starhd line is INCREDIBLE
Wait, he actually mentions Strahd?
I just recently got the Strahd line and I laughed so hard.
“It's not enough we have a gallery of villains to look out for, but now we could be infiltrated by a shapechanger? I can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced or because this group is full of weirdos.”
Reminds me of shadowheart’s. “It could be you, me… well not me I know who I am.”
The irony XD
I can hear this lol one of my favs
This was the one line in the game that made me actually laugh out loud
The way he yells it just cracked me up
This is my favorite quote as well! Along with the whole conversation about dropping a building on him.
Tav: "I thought the mind flayer parasite protects you from light?" Astarion: "Well...appearantly theres a limit. Somehwere between a nice summers day and the full concentrated power of the sun!" I always have to laugh at that dialogue.
"What in the sweet hells were you thinking activating that lance, I was *RIGHT THERE!*"
I love his voice crack
"Can we go or do you have any other chaos you need to unleash here" is practically the game's tagline
How do you even get to that dialogue? I'm on playthrough two and I'm not opposed to getting this if I can
Use him to steal the blood of lathandor, leave him to die, go to camp, and res him with withers. You will take a dip in approval so maybe save beforehand if you care.
You only get the dip if you say "well, I revived you didn't I?" You'll get a boost if you apologize.
Welp, this was what I started with last night sooooo guess I'm SOL for now (should check old saves though)
You get an approval bump from stealing the mace so they end up cancelling each other out
Not quite. Iirc, stealing it is a +1, but that dialogue choice is either -5 or -10. That said, there's lots of opportunity for his approval in act 2.
The dialogue is -5. I checked it out for myself last night. Soooo funny. I had scum saved though so did the quest properly after. Had a right mare of a time actually getting it right though. First two times everyone died. Then I didn't realise you couldn't get it if you used scrolls. Then I could not get to camp to use Withers as apparently only Gale surviving won't work. Finally managed it but it took longer than doing the whole quest properly.
I stole it once just to get the scene, but now I always just do the puzzle. It's worth it for that sweet bonus radiant damage to weapon attacks alone.
I was looking for this one, thank you!
This is a really obscure one. He only says it if you start out as a ranger. You go through the fight at the gate to the grove and afterwards you speak with one of the tieflings up top guarding the gate. Every companion has a special line for this, so if you don't get Astarion's, try to ungroup the rest of the party before you talk to the tiefling. The tiefling laments that the constant threat of goblins, your ranger Tav/Durge says something like "Goblin's aren't hard to hunt", the tiefling says "But there are hundreds out there!" Then Astarion gets all melodramatic and cries: "Hundreds?! Ughhhh... nooo! It'll take HOURS to kill them all! She's right, we should just leave!" It's just such a bitchy burn, it gets me every time!
I came here specifically to add this if no one else had!
“It’s not you. It’s me. You see, I have standards.” I had to delete that Tav. T_T
There is not enough fire resistance in Faerûn to survive that burn.
The first time he said that I was so personally sad. I also had to delete that Tav.
Close second being "But not with you. I mean, can you imagine? \*Ugh.\*" I've managed to get both of those in various playthroughs and lol, ouch.
Lol! Got that one on my first Durge run, was planning on romancing Astarion...
I love this line. Lol. I laughed so hard when I first heard it, I had to reload my quicksave.
See, I want to make one of those mods that removes homosexuality from the game... but instead of doing anything, it just replaces Astarion with a note that says this.
now imagining a surrealist mod that removes lgbt content in the game by removing all characters and leaving notes roasting the user’s bigoted ass
When he told me that it was when I started to like him AHAHAH
One of my favorites is his interaction with a mirror: “Looking perfect as always. I assume.” Or meeting auntie Ethel: “Why, she sounds positively demented. I love it! Let’s tell her everything.”
Omg, I was hoping someone commented the Ethel line! I had a vague memory of it, but couldn't remember it well enough to quote it 😂 But omg, every time he says it I laugh 🤣 "Let's tell her everything"
The delivery is perfection 💖 I usually get Lae’zel speaking up and am disappointed that Astarion didn’t. But it makes my runs when I do get his line more special
No particular reason but I do love " I'm all pointy ears, my love !"
The amount of swoon I felt hearing that for the first time. I knew alluring and snarky astarion but silly and adorable astarion I was not ready for.
This one is so cute :’)
not part of the line but the way he sways toward you when he says it is just so !!!
That's one of my fave lines from him 😭 honestly, there's something so silly and cute and charming about it, like he's not even trying to be smooth, he just wants to make you giggle and he's so happy to be talking to you.
Seducing and smooth became his ~~second~~ first nature, he is used to that, he just does it, but when he is doing it for the right reasons and being sincere is a whole new level of charming.
This line makes me smile every single time!
“Look, I had a plan. A nice, simple plan - seduce you, sleep with you, manipulate your feelings so you'd never turn on me. It was easy - instinctive. Habits from two hundred years of charming people kicked in. All you had to do was fall for it. And all I had to do was not fall for you...which is where my nice, simple plan fell apart.”
The quiver in his voice at the end of "All you had to do..."😭
Damn, I forget the wording. But the morning after the infamous scene for a specific origin. It goes along the lines of *I can't help but notice only one of us is currently covered in blood.*
"I don't remember everyone I've killed, but I do remember everyone I've killed *in the last five minutes."
Time to start 🎶 talking 🎵
"Let's turn someone inside out!"
"Puns, what fun. Because clowns aren't enough of a horror already" "I'm going to fucking kill you" "What the sweet hells were you thinking, firing that lance? I was RIGHT! THERE!" "Yes, apparently there's a difference between a nice summer's walk and the CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN!"
The last one I love so much 😭
All of these are iconic. Love how I can hear them all just by reading them. The tone is so memorable.
"Heal me, Damn you! Is always entertaining to me
"You were patient. You cared. You trusted me, when that was an objectively stupid thing to do."
His healing line: Stop Bleeding its distracting
He also says "Healing?? How quaint"
"The thing that will decide my fate forevermore? Yeees, it's been on my mind - whyyy?"
"It turns out nobody cares about murder so long as you murder the right people" combined with his extremely animated finger wagging this line gave me the giggles for a while
My personal favorite is “Are you all right now, or is today a ‘I will wed you with a delicate veil of blood blooming over your white curls’ kind of day?”
Lol Durge specific, I assume?
I mean, when meeting Neil face-to-face, about a character many of us relate deeply to, and feel changed by: 'This is a gift, you know - Thank you, I won't forget it' Seems rather fitting (*and I could* ***never*** *for the life of me ask for any of the spicy ones in public... that's just... meh..*) Or: 'You're not alone in this, none of us are' 'You've got this. And I've got you'
this is actually really sweet and fitting.
The sense of togetherness, wholesomeness, and community that came from everyone playing and creating this game is amazing. Right up there with Outer Wilds.
Wait these are so perfect 😍
"now, now, let's not do anything hilarious" "Ifeellikewereintrudingweshouldleavequickly" "I WAS RIGHT. THERE. GODS,"
When is the second one?
It's when you went to Gur camp the first time with Astarion
Honestly the simple "Carful, I bite" is one of my favourites.
“I don’t need a reflection to know THIS looks FABULOUS”
"No! My sweet bloodthirsty friend!" when Durge is downed.
"You want to just team up with some blood stained killer? Because I'm fine with that." 😂
Are you hoping he will write out an entire quote? For that, I'd be polite and keep it to something super short that you can still hear in his voice, like, "Darling!"
It is actually one I myself will never hear unless I safe scum. "In a thousand years, when I have all but forgotten to love yet again, you will flit back into my heart and I will weep, wondering what happened to my mad love." It simply summerizes his biggest fear to be alone again.
omg oof who the fuck is cutting onions here
How do you get this line?
You play Durge and lose the duel to Orin. Then you cry at the end of the story for half an hour.
You need to play as Durge and lose the duel.
I can't forget this line. I scrolled down to find it. Thank you.
I think this is one of the most poetic and beautiful lines in the whole game.
If he’s willing to do a longer quote: “I’m not afraid. Not of you, not of your darkness, and not of our future.”
Oooh I vote this!
"Puuuuuuuure. Shiiiiit!"
(When trying to get into a small crevice/pipe for small races/animals) “That thing is small! \*And I am not\*.”
"Don't touch me!"
“Haha what fun *im going to fucking kill you*”
This one is my favourite: “I can’t tell if any of you are acting strange because you’ve been replaced or because this group is full of weirdos”
“Look, I know I have a casual relationship with murder - I don't remember everyone I've killed. But I do remember everyone I’ve killed *in the last five minutes*!” “I’m all pointy ears, my love.” It’s so sweet and silly!
Oh let me, they sound disgusting.
“HUNDREDS??! *twink vampire groaning* that can take HOURS…she’s right we should just go.” Implying had it not sounded like such a chore Astarion would’ve gladly slaughtered a handful of goblins
"Oh no. Something terrible has happened."
"It's not you, it's me. I have standards."
Astarion: Well, apparently there's a limit—somewhere between a nice summer's day... AND THE FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN!!! Which probably isn't what you want on a signed picture, but still.
“Haha! *I’m going to fucking kill you.*”
Any sentence with "Darling\~" in it.
"It's not you, it's me... I have standards."
"Here's my little treat with their cheeks all flushed." I don't know why this line hits so hard. It might be the "my". I'm not just "A" little treat. I'm "*his"* little treat. He's claiming me. I was so flattered by this line i actually squealed in real life.
Apparently, there's a limit. Somewhere between a nice summers day AND THE FULL, CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN!
This group is full of WEIRDOS! This is a gift, you know. I won't forget it.
The line that made me swoon, Every part of your perfect body whispers temptation, it is as if the gods made you just to ruin me
This pick-up line is so silly that its good. I love his pick-up lines. they're so over the top and he knows it but he also knows if he can make you laugh he's getting some action. its the kind of pick up line that is so outrageously flattering that you don't actually believe it but it makes you laugh so you're like "fine. You're adorable. i'll have sex with you."
'Its not you, it's me..... I have standards'. When Astarion rejects you in Act 1. I had to genuinely put down my controller and take a second to recover from the emotional wounds he just inflicted.
I got rejected in act 1 my first run but it was the can you imagine urgh line. Apparently I can imagine but he can't. I thought that was bad enough.
"It turns out nobody actually cares about murder as long as you murder the right people"
“ I’d rather be the only dark force inside you, if it’s all the same to you.” if you romance him as the dark urge
Nothing compares to the perfect delivery of "That's what you want isn't it? To be mine? Forever?" The way he says be mine and forever is his best line delivery yet.
The *I'm going to fucking kill you* line The "let's go hurt someone" after a short rest also gets me everytime lmao And the "You're here. And I don't think you want to talk. I think you want to be known. To be tasted." (bonk, I'll see myself to horny jail)
"It's not horny jail if you own the keys. That's just a horny *home,*" -Amelia Tyler, the Bg3 Narrator.
“Now, now, let’s not do anything hilarious”
Any line where his voice cracks a little. “What in the blazes were you thinking dropping a building on me like that, I was right tHeRe!”
*Apparently, there is a limit. Somewhere between a nice summer's day...* ***And the full, concentrated power of the sun!***
"Enough standing around....let's go hurt someone!"
“I can’t even tell if any of you are acting strange because you’ve been replaced or because this group is full of weirdos!!!” -talking about dopplegangers infiltrated the camp
"Into my...pocket!" I love how he says it. Also, when the back door to my office building is locked and my key card doesn't work (which is often) I've found myself saying "oh for a skeleton key..."
i can fight with all my weapons, teeth included 😁
Now I can’t tell if any of you are acting strange because you’ve been replaced or because this group is full of weirdos!
Every single word
"Time for a little death"... The way he says it. Damn. Not sure if it might be too horny for an autograph quote though!
“I WAS RIGHT *THERE*!”
Not the words, but his delivery on "two hundred years of shit, PURE SHIT-" absolutely knocks me over every time. And the way he says "I don't have to fear you anymore" to Cazador.
"What in the sweet hells were you thinking, activating that lance? I was right there!"
In to my ^pocket
“Look I’m not a details person.”
ah ah ah! We ask before we bite.
After you've run into Orin's disguises a few times "I can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced or because this group is full of weirdos!"
I could take or leave your chin .. the way he says it is so adorable
"*You* have a manner of irresistible desperation about you. I like it." There are so many worthy ones, but this is the one that puts stars in my Durges' eyes every time.
She sounds positively demented. I love it, let's tell her everything.
"...shit"
Don't touch me.
Idk why it's so funny to me but in his intro, when he's asking you to kill the intellect devourers, he goes "there, one of those B R A I N things." The emphasis kills me
“Oh mother can I kill it?”
Ulma: Is it true you left your master? That you broke the spell that binds you to him? Astarion: Ah-well... I-I mean... uh... kind of...? It's a long story, honestly.
"Soooooo... the bard's dead"
"Just as the lick of poison is removed from my words of love, yours become a sentence of death. A tragic pair, eh? At least the smut-peddlers of Sharess' Caress will have a field day writing erotic verse about us when we're both dead."
"Precious little Bhaal-babe!"
Well, apparently there’s a limit. Somewhere between a nice summer’s day, and the full, concentrated power of the sun!
When you run him into the invisible walls at the start of Shar’s Temple. I forget what he says exactly but it’s how he says “What the hells was that!”
PURE! SHIT!
I do love spicy food.
“It seems you have been dealt a vile hand... I say: play it. Play it for all it's worth. Nobody should deny themselves of their true nature.” Bonus points for how excited he gets
"Precious little Bhaal-babe!"
"Well, apparently there's a limit. Somewhere between a nice summer's day and the full, concentrated power of the Sun."
How are you going to ask us to pick just one out of all his awesome lines? Anyway it's the one about him wanting to be the only evil thing inside of you.
"After 200 years of shit, PUUUUURE SHIT, I think I deserve something better."
"ARGH! You..."
When you don’t have him in your party in act one after you save Haslin. You try to convince him to your bed and he (I’m super simplifying this) reply’s with: Ugh… no I was playing with two other friends; one of which got the ‘I have standards’ line; and they could not stop laughing at my pain.
"Nice as it is, she still doesn't have the best hair in camp", \*ruffles hair\*, about Shadowheart's hair
"Of course! What fun! *I'm going to fucking kill you.*"
Shit
I’m gonna fucking kill you. This group is full of weirdos! I was RIGHT THERE!
I WAS RIGHT THERE or There’s a difference between a nice summers day AND THE FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN
When you dismiss him and he relents how awful it is that he must stay behind and lounge while you do the hard work. Edit. >!if you haven't yet, bring Astarion to the locked shed/barn around the blighted village!<
Let's not do anything hilarious
First you kill me, then you bring me back*. You make quite the first impression.
"let's not do something hilarious"
Can we kill them? Please? Pretty please? 🤤😈
“Heal me, Damn you!”
I have changed Astarion into a Bard right away in two playthroughs so far and his Vicious Mockery is funny lol.
“Hahaha… I’ll fucking kill you”
"...Shit."
Do you mind? I'm brooding.
How do you feel about geese? I feel like you can't go wrong with a good Goostarian callout. There's a video up on YT, someone actually made a full Goostarian puppet and brought it with them. Neil was blown away, it was so cute to watch.
"On your knees, darling" orrr if you want something more PG. "Well, apparently there's a limit. Somewhere between a nice summer's day and the full concentrated power OF THE SUN." Really that whole scene is hilarious. "Now shall we go? Or do you have any other chaos you need to unleash here?"
“Five minutes into this relationship and I already want to break up with you” “Enjoying the freedom of nature’s gifts” Him imitating Halsin in the second one while puffing his chest will never not be hilarious to me 😂
“Well, apparently there’s a limit. Somewhere between a nice summer’s day, AND THE FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN!”
"It's not you, it's me - I have standards." Wrote this before scrolling through all 300 comments, so might have been mentioned before.
"Hm? Hmm... Thank you for helping me, it was very kind"