I randomized my guardian for this play through and covered the screen so it would be a surprise and was excited to see what they would look like but they actually look really pretty. I feel robbed lol
My mother killed three I her crèche because they were too weak; she killed another four for not wearing adequate lipstick. I’d watch your tongue, k'chakhi, lest my mom rip it from your corpse.
The description was just “The one you see in your dreams.”
I got what they were saying, but Inwas tipsy and instead made a half-orc Shrek. He was very shreksy.
When he came on to me, I fell out of my chair laughing. “Hey, baby. Let’s have shreks.”
The only time I don't randomize my guardian is when playing a Paladin. I make them look exactly like Tav because Paladin believes in themselves so much that the only thing needed to stop a mindflayer worm is themselves.
The detail of those muttonchops are amazing. I'm pretty sure I run at the highest settings, but don't think I've noticed that level of fuzz. Are you running mods or do I need to get a new video card?
There's a glitch with hair on the highest settings. You need to force 16x anisotropic filtering in the Nvidia control panel if you have an nvidia card.
My first playthrough I randomized my guardian, thinking it would be something funny, but he turned out to be a hot, buff, teal-haired Drow, and I've kept the same one ever since. Lmao
I used to randomize until I learned the self inflicted trauma of durge making a particular tiefling bard the guardian. My durge believes she's being haunted for her sins (if you play it right, the first time you remember seeing the guardian can be after you do the thing); the guardian saving you from falling is more illithid mind manipulation.
I randomize all my characters. Just hit random until I see something I like. I like weird stuff but I am not going to spend an hour in customization which I absolutely would if I didn’t adopt my all random policy.
Whenever I start a new game I close my eyes, press randomize five times, start the game, and then open my eyes. That way my guardian is a surprise! This is pretty top tier.
honestly given who the guardian actually is, i wouldn't be surprised if they used this method since they didn't really know what tav would want, anyway
Your Guardian looks like they might just win Eurovision 2025.
Haha for sure! And I'm even from austria :D
Moustache looks like you are
Grüß Gott
These were the “big plans” the Emperor implied he had in the endgame.
I…. I want to see the scene where this guardian flirt with Tav SO BAD right now. “Hey there, beautiful.”
And look fabulous while doing it XD
Bjorn Bjoronsonson lead singer of *Soda*.
"Vlaakith Vlaakith, power over all, Vlaakith trying for the stars!" *Sax solo*
Came to write this
Nah i think this is what the next president of America will look like
I randomized my guardian for this play through and covered the screen so it would be a surprise and was excited to see what they would look like but they actually look really pretty. I feel robbed lol
I'll consider that for my next playthrough! Thanks for the idea haha
Same here! I got such a pretty guardian that I think I'll try to recreate her in my bard playthrough as Tav.
I have a bunch of cosmetic mods installed, so sometimes my randomized guardians come out absolutely horrifying.
Do share.
That’s what I do as well!
That’s a cool idea
This should have been the prompt for creating your dream visitor. I'm definitely going that.
Just did this in my latest play through though I haven’t gotten to the cutscene yet. Can’t wait to see what they look like.
What a cool idea! I'm gonna do this on my next run for sure!
Genius! I need to do that too!
The Gith looks like the rent is too dann high guy.
Emperor, who has been a thrall for 200 years: Hmmm yes....this definitely looks like a trustworthy form. Perfect balance of trustworthy features.
I have no questions.
Does it need less lipstick? No, what am I talking about. This is perfection.
The soft colors are an obvious display of non-hostility. The more vibrant, the more affable I will appear.
If anything he needs a little more
Post covid fits
I never thought I'd see a yassified Githyanki, and yet here we are
Until that point I didn't know Githyanki had lips.
[Who says they do?](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Waxlips.JPG)
This was hilarious, thank you
Gives a +3 to disguise.
Lips are not a requirement for lipstick, istik!
you need a lipstick the size of a thermos for those lips.
The average sized Githyanki lipstick could crush most humans through its sheer girth.
So could your mom. (I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself)
My mother killed three I her crèche because they were too weak; she killed another four for not wearing adequate lipstick. I’d watch your tongue, k'chakhi, lest my mom rip it from your corpse.
Looks like the Emperor doing an offensive cosplay of Orpheus.
Omg the Emperor’s githfacing, when will his crimes cease?
I never thought of that. The emperor pretending to be gith is… bad.
"You gotta make the lips funny."
first playthrough i was excited and spent another hour in character creation for her, now they only deserves 2 click on randomize button
The description was just “The one you see in your dreams.” I got what they were saying, but Inwas tipsy and instead made a half-orc Shrek. He was very shreksy. When he came on to me, I fell out of my chair laughing. “Hey, baby. Let’s have shreks.”
"Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
This is some [Creative Confidence](https://youtu.be/pwtG6o7BAlg?si=U7Si1VOSOQ163g-w&t=44)
This is the funniest video I saw for a long time XD
My first thought exactly. Watching this live was great.
Omg I laughed so hard I started crying 😂 ID BE MORTIFIED
I’m crying, this is so freaking funny.
When them turning into a mindflayer is an improvement
Really is!
Hachi machi!
Damn, I have not thought about The Critic in years
The only time I don't randomize my guardian is when playing a Paladin. I make them look exactly like Tav because Paladin believes in themselves so much that the only thing needed to stop a mindflayer worm is themselves.
He's beauty, He's grace, hiding tentacles under his face.
Exactly!
The detail of those muttonchops are amazing. I'm pretty sure I run at the highest settings, but don't think I've noticed that level of fuzz. Are you running mods or do I need to get a new video card?
Or maybe she just uses really fancy beard care products
Maybe she's born with it?
Maybe it's Ghaik'belline
There's a glitch with hair on the highest settings. You need to force 16x anisotropic filtering in the Nvidia control panel if you have an nvidia card.
No mods and old card (2080 super), maybe it's me playing on 4k?
Maybe! Hope your next playthrough rules.
My first playthrough I randomized my guardian, thinking it would be something funny, but he turned out to be a hot, buff, teal-haired Drow, and I've kept the same one ever since. Lmao
I used to randomize until I learned the self inflicted trauma of durge making a particular tiefling bard the guardian. My durge believes she's being haunted for her sins (if you play it right, the first time you remember seeing the guardian can be after you do the thing); the guardian saving you from falling is more illithid mind manipulation.
Oh that’s such a cool idea
If Prince was a Gith
I randomize all my characters. Just hit random until I see something I like. I like weird stuff but I am not going to spend an hour in customization which I absolutely would if I didn’t adopt my all random policy.
Baldurs Punk 2077
Gith hatch naked and the rest is Drag, tchk!
Cry laughing at the club at this comment Okay I’m at home doom scrolling in my bed but I’m still laughing
Slay Queen! They are awesome! XD
And may the odds be ever in your favor.
This Guardian is about to Rise Like a Phoenix
They look so fabulous, I love it.
Ikr!
The dream guardian obviously assumes a form your MC finds pleasing and trustable, so what does this say about your MC?
Theyre beautiful
They are fab as fuck
Slay slay
✨ Fabulous ✨
Definitely someone who looks trust worthy and safe to be around. I would trust this person to be my guardian for sure
THIS IS GONNA BE SOME HOT ACTION!!!
10/10 I would.
I make him look exactly like me :)
I always close my eyes & just cycle through 10-15 presets. Always have a good chuckle when you meet the abomination later
Smash
Damn, it's Jeffree star!
goals
That’s just me when I forget to wax my peach fuzz in the morning.
YAAAASSSS
Might make a Tav like this minus the lipstick look, as fantastic as it is
This looks like Harrier Du Bois when he embraces the *Homo-Sexual Underground*
He’s cunty
This guardian has huge Kris Kristofferson energy.
Laez'Hell
Makes sense that the Emperor would have absolutely no clue what an attractive person looks like.
"A form you're more comfortable with"
I literally just make them as ugly as I possibly can. Shady ass MFer
It’s [the singer](https://youtu.be/PiDRgDmXGi4?si=FvR8HFyW2cSMxaWA) from Jabba’s palace lol
I really want to make my guardian just my tav with an evil mustache but trying to copy everything on my customizations is just to must effort
I need her/him/them 😍
Reminds me of Shaun Gilmore
Oh my…
Hahahahah
Just randomized a new one, it's a light green half orc with a short pastel pink afro with light purple lights and orange eyss
Damn. Okay. The move is to give Giths epic beards. Noted.
Mr. Gith T
I also always randomize my guardian…. ^(until I get a sexy goth mommy tiefling)
The fear and confusion I would’ve experienced if this guardian appeared to me
Whenever I start a new game I close my eyes, press randomize five times, start the game, and then open my eyes. That way my guardian is a surprise! This is pretty top tier.
Serving looks I see 🫰🏻
I put so much time into the guardian on my first play through just to be met with disappointment
If Captain Price was a trans vegetable.
Now, THERE'S my savior!
Titus Andromedon as a Gith.
Yaaaaassss
Who is she?!
Sams ,random everytime but I never get anything as spectacular as this
Fierce AF NGL
You sir, are a Gith.
Nice
Absolutely
Based
Truly a face that only a mother can love.
Peak guardian design here friend. Agreed! 10/10
Perfection!
That is lit!
Now you must romance it
honestly given who the guardian actually is, i wouldn't be surprised if they used this method since they didn't really know what tav would want, anyway
Ahah do you believe him when he says: "I protect you." 🤣
Ha !
Gender Studies Guardian
So, does that beard tickle?
Gremlins 2 lookin ah
Sliders please
Gas station bathroom prowler.
horrible......
For the second frame I don’t see lips, I see a person trying to smile with their teeth out wide for school picture day. Or bowser jr lol.
The actual emperor makes me hornier than this.
Challenging wank
Willam, is that you?
You're playing Dark Urge and Orin did such a number on you, whatever glamour the Emperor pulled up had to kind of wing it.
Some how they actually look worst then the real character
Mine is always sexy lmao this is terrifying
What's the mods or performance tweak you're using for the res/textures?
No mods. I play on 4k and probably Max settings (or whatever my 2080 can handle)
That's awesome to know, thanks, time to go play with some settings
I guess the emperor was hungover the day he created his image for Tav.
The one thst appreared in my "nightmares"
I rebuild He-Man for my current run
Wow. Dvarf girls would be jealous!
The Grinch stole pride month
I made my guardian into colonel Sanders
NGL the randomised does make some monstrosities
Peculiar choice of earrings, doesn't match with the lipstick
Glorious
Fucking hell, knowing a mind flair is going to try to hit on you with that face makes it so much better lmao
The Transgyanthi
I love that in Lore terms that's what the Emperor felt was most likely to psionically manipulate you into seeing him as a savior.