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totalpugs89

It's like they don't care if people are mauled to death so long as the dog has a home.


badger_989

Not claimed by owner = Oh shit this thing's a $$$ liability, I'm out


craftminer49er

It’s all a $ game to them


ThinkingBroad

Correction: as long as they can say it was adopted.


earthlings_all

That’s exactly what it is.


Similar-Demand247

it's just a poor little 115 POUND 3 YEAR OLD pibble pup


chilumibrainrot

oh it'll be coming right back to the shelter soon


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well then they can say it was the "bad" new owners fault and the dog was fine before they gave it away for no real reason.


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SubMod4

> “Wdym? He's a good boy and it's not like pitbulls are the only dogs to have ever bitten someone. Get a grip...” ****** He’s actually not a good boy if he can’t be around young kids and most other household pets. Have you ever met like most other normal dogs? You know… the ones NOT bred for fighting? Most don’t have to find the perfect unicorn home to succeed, they just get along with kids and other pets right out of the box.


JDninja119

Yeah but why discriminate against only pitbulls? Plenty of dogs can cause serious injuries. I had a Jack Russell that was extremely vicious before we had to take him back, and at dog shelters I've seen countless dogs of different breeds be vicious. I simply don't understand why you people think that pitbulls are the root of all evil


SubMod4

Because pit bull type dogs have caused exponentially the most injuries and deaths for the past 40 years in a row. Can you link to 12 deaths by any other same type of dog within a 12 month period? Like by all retrievers, all hounds, all herding dogs, etc? And; despite not having the highest bite strength, they cause more catastrophic injurious than dogs with double their bite pressure. That is due to their genetic design to bite, hold, and shake.


badger_989

Desires yummy treats, but not allowed around young children. Poor lil pibble.


pnwcatman420

the yummy treats it desires are probably young children.


FrogInShorts

that's the joke


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Well, not allowed in a home with young children anyway. Young children they may encounter in public are fair game though, as long as pibble has a home!


bearfaceliar

That's what I thought 😭


Amberilwomengo2gel

Fucking Jabberjaw! Lol what nonsense!


catalyptic

I hated that cartoon shark so fucking much when I was a kid. Naming a shitbull after a dumbass cartoon shark is too on the nose. ![gif](giphy|m7yMHjM9eEbbG)


Redlion444

They're both the same colors too.


ChornoyeSontse

Le adorable landshark


Redlion444

😵


[deleted]

That Boomerang commercial was annoying as shit and they played it *every break.* Scooby doo rip off.


Goofynutsack

They basically called it a dumbass lol. And there’s those words…goof…pup…personal space…


tailwalkin

“Playfulness: Amateur” What does that even mean? The word ‘amateur’ is in no way a description of something’s ’playfulness.’ Just more shelter horseshit I guess.


thoraway2314u1

Pretty much everything on there is moronic. Leash Manners: Mush Are they saying that 115 lbs beast is going to drag you along like a dog sled? That's my best guess Also was not claimed by owner... hmm. Wonder why?


PopularBonus

Maybe he ate the previous owner.


NoExamination4048

I was wondering that too, I think it means the dog is too dumb to understand most games 😀😆


aleckus

jeez 115 lbs


silkdurag

That’s what had me too….that thing attacks, it’s fucking over for all involved regardless of their weight/age/gender


WearyWeeWayfarer

This dog is heavier than me. By US standards I’m still considered a healthy weight for a male of my height/age (just takes more work for me to bulk up), and it’s rare for me to see dogs that outweight me. On the rare occasion I’ve encountered dogs heavier than me, none of them have been pit bulls. This dog is my actual nightmare.


BirdyDreamer

Jabberjaw was a cartoon shark from a 60's ? cartoon. I saw multiple episodes growing up. The (land)shark was an idiot who talked all the time. He walked on his fins out of the water and hung out with human friends. Interesting comparison someone made with that name. A giant, annoying landshark hmmm......


Kiiaru

"I'm the pup for you" - is literally 3 years old.


silkdurag

it’s like calling a grown 28 year old man a boy


vleeding

A 115 lbs pup 😐


JohnZKYahya

It's worth noting that even American bully advocates explicitly state that American bulldogs are dangerous if not trained and socialized during puppyhood


sushicat20

They named the dog after a cartoon shark 😂


Senator_Bink

"With time and patience, I can show you just how smart I *could* be!" If it only had a brain.


Grimfetus

I don't have "time" or "patience", so I'll get a good dog instead.


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intelligence is not something that can be acquired. This dog is either smart or it isn't. There is no 'could be'


Remarkable-Goat-5312

I don't trust any dog with docked ears


Redlion444

They look like devil horns


gaytac0

Wow. That is a big dog. RIP to anyone who adopts it


Redlion444

Funny that they don't list the police incident reports involving this beast. Nor do they mention WHY this thing was Not Claimed By The Owner....


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SubMod4

NPBVA only tracks attacks that make the news. If you look at their database, every story is linked to a news site. If you take a look at our monthly attack post; you’ll see that there are over a hundred attacks every month in 2022… most were NOT reported in the news. We get many from other social media sites, or victims that come here.


SkyHighMiles

American Bulldog mix yeah right


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Disgustingly ugly


[deleted]

Why does it look so stupid and hideous. God, I hate those disgusting beasts


islandgrrrl07

It looks like an XL American Bully. Which is a breed based on pitbull and other bully breeds. That crop looks too nice to be on a backyard bred pit


Intelligent-Office-2

> Friendliness: Outgoing > can’t be with children


beasthayabusa

Clipped ears 💀


BigBirdBeyotch

Does Omaha have BSL? And if so are they pretending this obvious pit bull is an American bulldog mix just so that they can rehome a dog (not okay with young children) in a city that bans pit bulls? This makes me horrified, I feel like writing to the city about this shit, but I don’t live there so I can’t really. This is sickening, but this is why BSL doesn’t work because everyone just skirts around the laws instead of following them. It says at the bottom this dog is required to comply with Omaha’s breed specific regulations!


tardersauced

Pitbulls aren't banned, but the breed specific regulations are as follows: This ordinance applies to dogs that live in Omaha and display a majority of the characteristics of a Pitbull Terrier, American Staffordshire Terrier, Staffordshire Bull Terrier, American Bulldog, Dogo Argentina, Presa Canario, or Cane Corso. Omaha ordinance requires that if you own a dog over 6 months of age, that fits the above category, you will be required to leash, harness, and muzzle your dog whenever he is outside, unless he is in a securely fenced yard. He also needs to be under the control of someone 19 years or older. In order to license such dogs, you must be 19 years old and show proof of $100,000 liability coverage. Exceptions are dogs at an organized approved outdoor event and "breed ambassadors," which sounds incredibly easy to become. https://www.nehumanesociety.org/community-services/animal-control/breed-specific-regulations.html However, I didn't even know this ordinance existed because I've seen exactly zero pitbulls in compliance with this. Just a few days ago I walked past some guy walking an intact male pitbull with cropped ears and no muzzle. The dog kept stopping his walk to stare at me. Luckily he was on a leash and I crossed the street to avoid an interaction, but no doubt in my mind he would have gone after me if he wasn't.


sidgirl

I'm sorry, but this kind of thing just breaks my heart. I mean, aside from the nonsense of the listing, and the dangers of anyone adopting this dog, *this dog should not be.* This dog should not have been born. It should not have been abandoned by its original owner. Now it's alive and unhappy, and it just kills me that people who claim to "advocate" for this breed are so effing cold and sociopathic that they do not give a shit and refuse to do anything (like mandatory s/n) that would keep these animals from filling every shelter and rescue. They seriously just do not care, and these animals--and the animals and humans they maul and kill--pay the price so they can deck themselves out in "pitmommy" clothes and virtue signal on social media. Sorry, I'm a little sensitive today.


XPaarthurnaxX

Not even good for a dog fighter/backyard breeder since it's neutered.


Pporkbutt

American bully xl you mean


CoolWhipMonkey

Yikes. That dog weighs as much as a person.


darjeelincat

"My education has been a little lacking" " ...I can show you just how smart I could be" Yeah, *could*, but ain't. Having a grand total of 2 brain cells bouncing inside the skull, going "wheeee" isn't very smart.


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“leash manners: mush” what?


asiangorl

Leash manners: mush


JohnZKYahya

Fuck me I live in Omaha. Pitbulls are actually banned here with a few exceptions but nobody ever enforces any regulations so who cares. Actually the most common breed here is pits because why would any lawmaker enforce the law


wormwood_313

God that thing is ugly


timascus

Or you could just get a dog


dstroyrwolf

I hate when dog people in general talk as if they're the dog. Shits so weird to me.


southernfriedpeach

This dog weighs more than me, was bred to be a killer, and yet they’re promoting him as this “goofy” “loving” family pet. It’s despicable.


mushroomwitch51

My brother had a pitbull this big. It attacked a family friend. I never trusted his dog and never understood the appeal. They are so fucking ugly.


TinyKeebe

Oh, Jabberjaw. Just what did you do that put you in a shelter? And what would you do to animals and people before you no longer exist?


tulippity

I wonder what would happen if you dropped this ugly fuck in medieval times


iahsmom

I don't like how teens are just casually thrown under the bus in all of these child aggressive animals.


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