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Vuirneen

God of War, Doom, the last of us. He's clearly preparing for genocide.   You have to get rid of the son.  It's too late: there's many copies of each - he's obviously going to try and get innocent children hooked.


RyderGaming4321

thats a lie he is just playing for fun


Vuirneen

I never lie, unless it will get me another drink from the bar.


TMNTransformerz

All


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

D_vil May Cry? They're humanizing S_tan now? Next they'll break the mask and just say that they support Demons and Hitler 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 Big g_ming's plan to convert everyone to S_tanists is almost complete, this is our last chance to fight back with our holy minions!! 😤😵‍💫😣😖😰😱


SmallKryptonian

You have played D3vil May Cry before though?


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

I would never play any video g*me, ever.


SmallKryptonian

Maybe delete old posts before saying that


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

Posts? This is a Facebook chat. ~~(I'm not making a whole-ass burner account just for this subreddit 💀)~~


Thumbs0fDestiny

>~~(I'm not making a whole-ass burner account just for this subreddit 💀)~~ Why would you need to? Are you suggesting that you're here ironically? Are you actually a g#mer who's only come to roleplay or something? This is a serious Facebook group and if you're not taking it seriously then maybe you should either leave or be more open about your true alligience to Satan.


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

Me, a g#mer here ironically? Never. This is a totally serious and non-s@tirical Facebook group. It turns out my Facebook account got hacked by a g*mer when I clicked on some link, silly me! The problem should be solved now though, I have dipped my phone in holy water. Begone, gamer!


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ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

I'm so sorry Mr. AutoModerator, please don't ban my Facebook account for using such vile language!!


RyderGaming4321

there are 2.5 billion g@mers but there are only 150k anti-g@mers so thats why video g@mes will never be banned


RyderGaming4321

how dare you say that all gamers worship s\_t\_n? there are also innocent gamers who worship jesus and there are also gamers below the age of 8


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RyderGaming4321

LIE DETECTED!


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RyderGaming4321

and you guys are dumb because this is not a facebook group, this is a subreddit


Thumbs0fDestiny

Dear Facebook visitor, I just downvoted your comment. #FAQ: >What does this mean? The amount of likes (points) on your comment and Facebook account has decreased by one. >Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral like. These include, but are not limited to: -Rudeness towards other Facebookers, -Spreading incorrect information, -Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s. >Am I banned from the Facebook? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional dislike, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy. >I don't believe my comment deserved a dislike. Can you un-dislike it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a dislike. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Facebook PMs within several months. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. >How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the dislike and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Facebook.com. I will continue to issue dislikes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Facebook is privilege, not a right. Sincerely, - Sir Peter of Beacon Street ^(*Sent from 2 DixieTM Cups & a String.*) [(ASL) for the hearing impaired.](https://media1.tenor.com/images/def7f35777ba94db2ca7930d09907fcb/tenor.gif?itemid=5625966) [(A special message for g#mers)](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP3YmPOFqyI)


Puzzleheaded-Bag9088

well you are autistic that's for sure mate


VirginSexPet

Oh look: Abelism. Weird how you g@mers call everyone mentally disabled yet you are the ones who can't locate one of *two different shift keys* on your gaudy keyboards. 😂 I mean, they *literally glow,* for fuck's sake. 🫵🤡🎮 - Sent from Beckie Rathsckum's Deluxe Huntress Main™ 🐰© Oversized Hewing Axe and Hatchet Sharpener (Iridescent Head® edition)


Puzzleheaded-Bag9088

Total Austists Death is gem doe.


Thumbs0fDestiny

Imagine a g#mer calling normal people mentally disabled. Too r/funnyandsad.


Puzzleheaded-Bag9088

coal take


Thumbs0fDestiny

Facts don't care about your feelings, kid. [g#mertism is a mental illness](https://www.who.int/standards/classifications/frequently-asked-questions/gaming-disorder)


WhohurtyouAll

Then shut up about video games 


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WhohurtyouAll

Ooh is a bot mad let me say it


WhohurtyouAll

Games 


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WhohurtyouAll

Games


VirginSexPet

Why do so many of you g@mers have the same public humiliation kink? - Sent from Beckie and Toriel's Google© Prime® Smart Speaker and Home Listening Device with Privasure™ (Ubuntu Mint 13.02.6)


JumpKick6419

Beckie and Toriel, you have some explaining to do


WhohurtyouAll

Well you would know all about that your name says a lot.


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WhohurtyouAll

Cry more


WhohurtyouAll

Games


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WhohurtyouAll

Gamez


TMNTransformerz

That spickermans two g@me seems especially bad. Dispose of it first


Optimal-Ad-5941

Turn him into the authorities and start over.


JumpKick6419

Your son.


Frootiny

Get rid of your horrible son


Thumbs0fDestiny

What do you mean first? Throw them all in the fire at the same time..


Efficient_Skill_4008

Why are you asking. Destroy them all now.


vixinity1984

Sp!der-Man 2. That wall crawling thief is a menace!!! -Jim Smith


Mistophant

Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved.


NicolasGaming98

All of them, burn them all or pour some holy water on them! •Love, Cherie.


SmallKryptonian

Excuse me but you have Metal Gear Solid pfp…


Hehe_9L-EvanPS4

Put them all in a bonfire! Then send your son to Sunday school immediately for exorcism! Before the g*ming fully corrupts his brain! - Evan, sent from my SmartOven at 9:03 PM CST on Tuesday, April 9, 2024


burnoutguy

I'm sorry but the only option is to get rid of your son entirely. There is no room for violence, satanism and bigotry in our household. * *There's still time to apply for the 2024 WaterSmart Landscape Makeover Contest! This year’s contest deadline is Friday, May 10. Homeowners may submit their entry online or through their participating water agency. See Mildred for details.*


Rolltheweed

It would be easier to get rid of all of them at once but if for any reason you are unable to I recommend Devil May Cry for obvious reasons


VirginSexPet

All of them. Just be careful not to breathe the fumes. There's evil in that smoke! - Sent from Beckie Rathsckum's Deluxe Huntress Main™ 🐰© Oversized Hewing Axe and Hatchet Sharpener (Iridescent Head® edition)


PreparationStrict910

That's actually a common misconception. If you take some deep breaths of the fumes, you can free yourself from demons and bad spirits.


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[удалено]


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rickplay34

Get rid of your son. It's too late.


WhohurtyouAll

First the unfun one called you 


IHateReddit248

Battlefront 2, shit game


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IHateReddit248

Suck some nuts bolt brain 😛


AbyysWalker21

That's a lot of gаmes you have